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obsidio countdown ➵ favorite male character
Nik M: when she was 6, she convinced me & my bro the NPPD was putting audio surveillance drones into candy to spy on our old man. we gave her all our hallowseve loot three years running. for “safe disposal.” so believe nothing she says.
Nik M: unless she was tellign u how great i am, then she’s on the legit, double true
#the illuminae files#gemina#nik malikov#niklas malikov#obsidiocountdown#[my:tif]#[b: the illuminae files]#[b: nik malikov]#i went skimmed a lot of the book but finding a good quote is tough#w/o reading the book over again
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MALIKOVA, Ella: Heyyyy, it's Yuuuuulin Zhuang! Lord of Engineering, Slayer of Funny Noises in Engines, first of his name! ZHUANG, Yulin: What? MALIKOV, Nik: Try and ignore her. It's what I do.
Obsidio, book 3 of The Illuminae Files, by Amie Kaufman and Jay Kristoff
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Requested Christmas Prompts
“Is that mistletoe?” - Tyler Jones and Tylian
“Are you- are you pulling down mistletoe?” - Tylian and Nikolai Lantsov
“If I hear one more Mariah Carey song I will riot” - Richard Gansey, June/Pez/Nora
“If you throw that snowball you’re declaring war” - Nikolai Lantsov
“You didn’t really think I’d let you spend Christmas alone, did you?”
“You’d make a really terrible Santa”
“You call this decorated?”
“What are you doing to that poor wrapping paper?”
“Exactly how much more hinting do I have to do?” - Scarcat
“Have I told you how much I hate Christmas shopping?”
“Secret Santa is bullshit” - Nik Malikov
“Tell me what you want for Christmas”
“Why are you so impossible to shop for?” - Alex Claremont-Diaz, June Claremont-Diaz, or Nora Holleran
“Please tell me you aren’t searching my room for where I’ve hidden the presents” - Tylian
“I thought we weren’t doing gifts!”
“I got you a Christmas sweater!” - Kalora
“How many Christmas sweaters do you own?”
“You’re wearing the Santa hat, whether you like it or not”
“One normal Christmas, that’s all I wanted”
“I’m sure whatever threat is out there can wait until after Christmas dinner”
“You invited how many people over for Christmas dinner??”
“Oi! That’s my hot chocolate” - Scarcat
“No offence meant, but I do not trust you to carve the turkey” - Carol Danvers
“I don’t care about anything else, the pudding is all that matters”
“Hey, binge eating at Christmas is totally justified!”
“You made gingerbread zombies?” - Tylian
“Step away from the cookies.”
“Who ate all the advent calendar chocolates?!”
“Normally I’d say no, but I’m on my 14th candy cane, so why not?” - Tylian, June/Pez/Nora
“Merry Christmas bitch” - June Claremont-Diaz
“How many Christmas lights does one person need?” - Pynch
“Shut up! Santa is real”
“This tree’s bigger than my future”
“No you don’t understand I need a picture with Santa!”
“I can’t reach the top of the tree to put the star on.” FirstPrince
“Oh how convenient, some mistletoe”
“I can’t believe we’re going to A&E on Christmas Eve”
“Do you wanna build a sno-“ “no don’t you dare finish that” - Richard Gansey and Pynch
“SNOW BALL FIGHT!” - Pynch
“You murdered my snowman” - Pynch
“You look like this ginger bread man” - Pynch and Tylian
“Go to sleep, Santa isn’t real” - Tylian
“It’s official I hate Christmas shopping”
“I can’t ice skate I’ll break all my bones” - Tylian
“Don’t you dare buy me that” - Pynch
“Fuck it let’s just get drunk” - Alex Claremont-Diaz and Nikolai Lantsov
“I don’t know how to wrap presents” - Alex Claremont-Diaz, Noah Czerny, or Richard Gansey (with 54), FirstPrince
“I don’t think we can fight Santa” - Pynch
“Oh so we’re putting beer out for Santa now?” - Pynch
“I hate work Christmas parties” - Nikolai Lantsov
“You look like an elf”
“How many advent calendars does one person need?”
“I’m freezing, you’re warm. Hug me”
“You’re making a mess.” “Shut up and pass me the tape.” “There’s more tape on that present than wrapping paper.” - Alex Claremont-Diaz, Noah Czerny, or Richard Gansey (with 47), June/Pez/Nora
“Can we please watch something else? This is the 4th time today we’ve watched elf. And it’s November 1st.”
“Are you sure your family can eat that many cookies?” “What? No. These are just for us!” - Tylian
we just had a one-night stand but a massive storm hit so now we’re snowed in, hello awkward - Nikolai Lantsov, FirstPrince
we always carpool home for the holidays from college but a storm hit and now we’re taking the last room at the local b&b - Alex Claremont-Diaz, Firstprince
you’re my hot ski instructor and I’m failing the bunny hill
I slip on some ice and you’re the stranger who catches me
I gave my winter coat to a homeless person and come into your store to warm up
our friends rent a cabin to go skiing and we’re the only ones who stay inside FirstPrince
my family invites you to join our holiday meal as an obvious setup and i’m so sorry - Alex Claremont-Diaz
the power goes out in our apartment building, but i’m not prepared for this, and you come to check on me
i’m having a snowball fight with my friend in the park and i hit you instead - Alex Claremont-Diaz
Imma be real with you guys. Likelihood is I won’t be able to do every single prompt requested (in part because i’m still hoping some more people will request for some other characters as well) but I will try my best. I may also combine some prompts that have been requested for the same character or ship into one fic if they work together. Hope you guys don’t mind that and thank you so much for all your requests xxx
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congratulations nicole!! i have to say your url is amazing, i love nik 🌼
thank u!!! i love disaster my son too
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books in 2017 30⁄? ➵ gemina | tome topple #3 part of a series
“ U N S E T T L I N G, N O ? “
#the illuminae files#gemina#hanna donnelly#nik malikov#yalitedit#tome topple#[my:edit]#[my:b2017]#[my:tif]#[b: the illuminae files]#i keep picturing aleks marchant as nik lmao#and idk if i can wait for obsidio... my babes
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