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i ordered an unknown amount of figures today and now I’m freezing cold in a heated blanket
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thinking. this taur will help you choose a tf potion you will enjoy the most... they are very patient and nice and loving ^_^
i havent decided on the outfit bc im bad at outfits so ignore that. all i really know is that i want them to have looong ears. they carry around certain popular potions but also carry ingredients to brew new ones. they would enjoy making a complex potion that would make you very happy
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wow okay im not just snapping your neck anymore
I think we're normal
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Opinions on everyone’s favorite girlboss Ashley? Also I could have sworn you’ve drawn puppy!Ryan with his furry fathers but I might just be imagining it omg
Having encountered many an Ashley in my line of work, you'd think I'd hate her but I don't ! I find her roach-like ability to survive extremely entertaining. I would love it if the entire Supe vs Human Armageddon took place and the sole survivor was Ashley Barrett.
#anonymous#trashtalk#You know the final scene in Don't Look Up where Jonah Hill's character emerges from the rubble like 'Hello...?'#and the audience collectively holds their heads groaning 'THAT'S the last hope for the human race?'#I want that for Ashley.
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She’s kinda narsty
#aew#dynamite 7/19/23#Jon moxley#Kenny omega#can’t stop saying narsty all the time. summer hates it#the audience groaning in disgust all at once
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everyday im fighting for my life because i always hate the sex parts of my gay porn comics
#i can count on my hand the number of times ive actually enjoyed reading sex in a yaoi#like solid 30-50% of the time i feel neutral reading it#and other 50-70% i feel like UGHHH *groans* to OH MY GOD NOOOOOO **squemish**#because i dont like sex unless its established relationship and like about love and emotions etc etc#im really picky and its my green onions when i have to get through first 20 chaps of sucking and fucking that doesnt have enough emotional#value yet because they dont like eachother enough yey#fml everytime i want sex its in a damn shounen ai because i read 30 chaps of shounen ai and go THIS IS AMAZING. NOW PLEASE FUCK#I AM BEGGING YOU PLEASE BANG ON SCREEN I WILL DO ANYTHING TO SEE THJS#Ill always say i love yaoi because i do and saying shounen ai makes people think im lumped with anti fujos (all anti fujos should die)#but ngl when i was younger i was like yeahhh i prefer shounen ai and tbh i think i still do because i love sex but shounen ai always has#better quality control because they arent relying on chapter 1 sucking and fucking#instead they need to grab the audience in other ways. namely being funny or crazy
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The Return of the Living Dead (1985)
"I thought you said if we destroyed the brain, it'd die?"
"It worked in the movie!"
"Well, it ain't working now, Frank."
"You mean the movie lied?"
#the return of the living dead#horror imagery#gore tw#horror film#american cinema#dan o'bannon#john a. russo#russell streiner#rudy ricci#clu gulager#james karen#don calfa#thom mathews#beverly randolph#linnea quigley#brian peck#jewel shepard#john philbin#miguel a. núñez jr.#mark venturini#perhaps the single most influential zombie film outside of Romero? i mean you ask someone to do an impression of a zombie and chances#are they'll start groaning 'braaiinnsss'; that's this film! that fully wasn't a thing before this movie invented it! and with one swoop a#piece of pop culture immortality was born. not that that is the extent of this film's gifts: it takes the satirical dark humour of Romero's#colour zombie movies and ratchets it into full on splatstick‚ goofy comedy; there's the killer punk soundtrack; a truly iconic (and epoch#defining) appearance by scream queen Lin Quigley; hugely impressive and atypical turns by older Hollywood figures like#Gulager and James Karen‚ endlessly quotable dialogue... this is the gift that keeps on giving! at times playful and irreverent but not#without moments of real empathy and sharp commentary (the very ending is a truly bravado middle finger to the audience)#tears apart the whole mythos of horror cinema in the 80s but also larger 80s culture and particularly US society#and even more particularly the militaristic attitudes of the Reagan era US government. delightfully waspish but absolutely never#taking itself too seriously. a treat of a film!
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Should I stay or should I go now ??!!
#will byers#stranger things#byler#< target audience#byler tumblr#honestly what else than should I stay or should I go could it be#it’s the only “familiar song#so-#s5 will start with s1 Will’s in the UD !#(probably)#like#cold wind#groaning trees#a familiar song ?#Baby Will in the upside down singing should I stay or should I go 💔
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If a Heathers remake or sequel ever gets made, I pray it's not a musical. Heathers is so special to me because it's a satirical comedy film that could possibly happen in real life. The film feels so immersive for how believable the characters and story are.
The Heathers musical is its own thing. If a remake or sequel is made and is turned into a musical, it would ruin the immersion for me. The Mean Girls remake did exactly that and everyone hated that decision. Fingers crossed Heathers doesn't suffer the same fate.
#tess is talking#It was so fun watching audiences react to the Mean Girls remake#Like everyone groaning when a character broke into song#That's a clear sign that the filmmakers did something wrong#Cause they pandered to the musical's audience rather than what made the original film work
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#its neil during practice#against kevin#once a little shit always a little shit#it would absolutely be at an open practice or something too#something with an audience to see how unhinged it can get#maybe just happening in the background of a televised interview another fox is giving#and the fox doesnt even react#the reporter goes 'wait do you want to comment on what is going on behind you?'#'no'#andrew just stands by the goal doing nothing#wymack groaning off to the side#matt with hearts in his eyes#aftg#neil josten#all for the game#the foxhole court#kevin day#gremlin boys
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Clingy taurs are my favourite concept
#a giant powerful creature that loves me so much and wants me to be with it forever and pet it#*audience groans*
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now i haven’t been to many live music shows but i think nothing will ever top bug hunter’s prelude to Two Bed Two Bath (and a Ghost). in which he asked “so how does hollywood feel about real estate?”
#quite possibly the single funniest thing you say#given the state of housing in this state. orz#the massive groan from the audience… the many fuck LAs. them asking how many people were actually from hollywood and no one raising their#hands. them asking why they did the show here then and the audience yelling to it in the valley or in burbank#truly incredible experience agshdjfjf
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Went to a performance of rocky horror last night and my very sweet friend who is maybe a little too willing to say yes to everything went on stage and was asked to name a historical figure immediately followed by what that historical figure would sound like having an orgasm. & um. she’d picked Rosa Parks.
#she absolutely crushed the competition & got a resounding round of applause from the audience#she’s no worse for wear i think considering she went to take pictures with the cast afterward#honorable mention goes to the guy who picked Andrew Jackson and made a groaning noise before collapsing to the floor for the rest of the bi
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Yesterday i saw a stage version of Jesus Christ Superstar that had scenography and costumes so bad that it made me consider doing my masters degree in scenography just so i can prevent stuff like this from happening in theatres
#didn't help that like 2 years ago i saw a stage version that was like 100 times better#with half of the budget of this one#godddd i could rant about this for hours#they tried to do a modern version with the staging but they messed it up so bad and it came off as cringy more than anything#like. having the jesus death scene and the big led screen behind him showing the instagram hearts#bro thought they were onto something#and that something made like half of the audience groan/facepalm#the void talks
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#gbf#granblue fantasy#lucilius#beelzebub (gbf)#my art#the audience groans as i put my silly little creature doodles in the main tags
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