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mermaidsirennikita · 1 year ago

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always a disappointment when you're reading a romance novel and they're getting down to it and the heroine is all "oh wait I'm sorry I'm on my period" and the hero's like "oh it's okay let's cuddle :)" instead of doing this

#romance novel blogging #not very fond of ali wong these days but this moment.#this moment lives in my brain #i think i've read... 3 books? that i can remember? where a period isn't an issue #and it's not that the other ones are gross about it but it's like #a disproportionate amount of heroines who don't want period sex #and a disproportionate amount of heroes who don't even offer like 'oh i am DOWN if you're down'#like i've read hundreds (if not thousands by now) of romance novels #and 3...? come on now #now to be fair out of those hundreds a relatively small portion reference periods #unless it's to be like 'SHE'S NOT PREGNANT YAY!!!' (or 'she not pregnant boooo')#but still #idk represent real life a little people are and have always fucked on their periods #not everyone by any means and it's totally okay for those who won't #but. like.#you're telling me ROMANCE LEADS are skipping a week out of every month?#when nORMAL PEOPLE don't?#plssss #[and thus ends caroline's quarterly rant about a lack of period sex in romance novels]

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