#[also yes they have alien pregnancy tests in space obviously]

[eliasdrid]

posting because I was asked to

based on the "ora ora get pregnant" comic/meme I kept seeing on Twitter all morning

[void-tiger]

...screw it. I’ll *maybe* write an AU that’s from the point Takashi first crash lands back to Earth.

You know, one that has him having a twin and a preKerb friendgroup made up of Ryou, Lisa, Matt, Veronica, and Ginger (in my fanon she’s Hunk’s sister)? You know...Shiro actually having family and friends that then includes the Paladins? (Oh...and people actually at his launch other than Keith and the Holts. Well, the ones who weren’t currently deployed on their own missions at that time.)

Lots of rambling and thought-dumping as to how that might look plot-wise in a broader sense under the cut (along with other fixits)

Veronica’s seen ribbing her younger brother but also trying to cheer him and his assigned team back up before carrying on with her Garrison Job.

The Trio still sneaks out and runs into Keith causing not-well-thought-out shenanigans beyond a successful diversion.

The Trio+Keith run headlong into Ryou, Lisa, Veronica, and Ginger who had the exact same idea as their younger siblings/the idiot (former) cadet. They ARE Shiro’s friends, afterall. Only, they’re the “scientists” and stick Iverson and the REAL scientists with the sedatives instead of Shiro. (They also made more of an effort to keep an eye on Keith than Adam ever did. They’re also well-aware that Pidge is actually Katie and keep an eye on her, too, but decided not to push her about the shoddy disguise. They *might* be covering for her regarding Iverson&Co, though.)

(Also, the Shack belonged to Ryou and Shiro. But Keith’s staying there, too. Ryou’s not happy about Keith trying to bust Shiro out without him.)

After the initial confusion, the Actual Adults (barely!) TM take over and have everyone pile into their cars while they try to shake off the Garrison and eventually regroup back at the Shack. (Keith’s driving Shiro’s old bike back since he’s the one who took it out. Shiro’s placed in the back of Ryou’s car with the seats laid flat. Ryou’s back there trying to keep him restrained until they can do triage, with Lisa taking over as the driver. Everyone else is with Veronica and Ginger. Or, they all took a ScoobyDoo van from the start vs several cars.)

Shiro actually recognizes the entire Trio, but introduces himself, anyway. (He’s a pilot, not an engineer or analyst. And although Veronica and Ginger bragged about their baby brothers and Matt about his genius gremlin sister, and Ryou definitely bragged about Hunk’s progress, it just didn’t quite work out for him to meet the cadets personally, save maybe Pidge—PR, aviation instruction, and Kerberos prep kinda ate away at his time. He did keep an eye on Lance’s progress, but...any remnants of time kinda went to Adam before the breakup and mentoring Keith. (Ryou kinda just insisted on crashing in Shiro’s post-breakup issued room until the twins finally pooled their resources to buy the Shack.))

The hunt for the Blue Lion goes about the same, only the group’s larger. Blue still picks Lance, kidnaps everyone else like a box of kittens, and goes for a joyride before getting serious. (“YEP. That’s definitely your Lion, Lance,” Veronica snarks.) The same Paladins experience the Vision as before, with the others giving them strange looks when they all randomly zonked out in tandem for half a second.

They eventually end up in Arus’s solar system. (The adults are very, very glad that they didn’t ever have time for pets. (And in this version, Ginger isn’t already a mother, and the Adults are all about 23-26, give or take.) Then internally freaking out about kidnapping a bunch of kids by accident, and kicking themselves about not having any sort of letters ready for everyone’s family. That...could’ve been thought out better (and moves to the top of their priority list. Galaxies away or not, mean purple aliens kinda implies they’ll be gone for awhile. With...a bunch of kids.)

They wake up Allura, but Ryou’s the one to catch her. Veronica twists Lance’s ear before he ever opens her mouth. (“Yeah yeah I know. She’s gorgeous. But not the time.”) (RIP, Lance’s ears...they’re not safe in any reality.) Allura and Coran pull up their starcharts...and discover the same, awful news. The adults herd everybody out to give the Alteans some space to grieve in private.

Allura starts to describe the Lions, but the group interrupts her. (“Uh...we kinda saw a big giant robot in our heads?” “Yeah, and it was freaky watching them all look like zombies for half a second, so hard pass.”) The rest of it goes on as usual, only Lance gets whacked for self-postulating, and Blue actually gets a description this time.

The soon-to-be Paladins split up to look for their Lions, with Keith still at the Castle. Ryou and Ginger set to work helping Coran get the Castle operational again, while Lisa and Veronica take on the task of helping Allura sift through 10,000 years of data backlogged.

-

Obviously certain events like Sendak capturing the Castle and Crystal Venom would play out somewhat differently. For one, neither Ryou or Lisa would leave Shiro alone. And at least one of them would probably stand with Coran about the ethics about all of it, even if they reluctantly agree that it’s the best option they have.

As far as Shiro’s disappearance, they catch on a LOT sooner that Black’s damaged and actually curling protectively around Shiro. (You know. Like Toothless and Hiccup. Just sayin’.) (As well as an explanation as to why Shiro ended up stored within BlackLion during the fight to protect him, while the other Paladins were not by their own Lions.)

Jiro still shows up thinking he’s Shiro, but has the others gently inform him that no, no he’s not. (Shiro may or may not be already out of BlackLion and recovering.) Jiro consents to having extensive tests done. They find all of Haggar’s implants (and discover that Shiro actually got stuck with a few of his own that Black separated from him when they extracted him out...now that they know what they’re looking at. Oh, and the Blacktashi Bond’s still well and good, but Shiro does have more trauma to work through. At best Shiro’s unconscious the entire time he was stored as energy particle. At worst? Sensory deprivation and FullBody Amputation. Nothing about Shiro being suspended in the Void could’ve been pleasant, even though Black was well-intentioned.) Once free from her control, Jiro’s more determined than ever to take her and the Galra empire down. (As well as freeing the other clones. The others share that sentiment, but especially the Shirogane Twin, who decide to accept Jiro as their “triplet from another mother”.)

Jiro still longs to be a Paladin, though. Allura and Lisa gradually over time begin to share that same longing. Eventually they feel a sort of phantom bond that mimics the one Jiro has with Black not just with the OG Lions, but also an even stronger one they can’t quite pinpoint. They eventually learn that they’re being Called by the second meteor.

Lotor’s still a rival right about the same time. However, by the time he tricks the Paladins into going after the meteor for him, the Castle’s a better match for his ship vs him getting away. (Because, you know. The OG Paladins are still with their Lions. And although Allura went with them to explore the distress call, Coran had Jiro&Co to help him man the Castle.) They fight to a standstill, then eventually call a ceasefire. They’re better about uncovering WHY Lotor wants the meteor/quintessence. Also the surviving Alteans are members of his crew, albeit still disguised to protect them from the Empire. They evacuate the colony vs sticking around. Lotor wants the quintessence first to end balmera mining and komar stripping, but also to have a second attempt at making the colony work.

Allura and Coran are shocked to learn that they’re not the last of their race, but eventually Lotor agrees to carefully continue checking Honerva’s research with Team Voltron&Co before deciding what to do with the comet, and if Lotor’s idea for “unlimited quintessence” is even possible...which eventually leads them to Orionde. (*drops better explanation about that pocket dimension HERE*) Also, the other Paladins probably make it through with both Allura and Lotor in-tow once they stop fighting the Lion and instead evade or request permission to enter (hey, it’d be a nice callback to A Bond Cannot Be Forced), but only Allura and Lotor make it all the way to the end.

When Allura and Lotor rejoin the Paladins and the rest of their crews, Lotor agrees to abandon his attempts to reopen the Quintessence Rift on the remains of Daibazaal--at best Haggar could then seize it and do unspeakable damage. At worst, all of Reality folds in on itself and collapses. There are no shortcuts.

Team Voltron press to know why the Galra covet so much quintessence in the first place:if it’s just to power their technology, then surely it’s past time to discover other means of energy. Lotor reluctantly reveals that the Galra are essentially extinct: what started as a way to extend their lifespans gradually mutated them overtime into no longer being genetically compatible with other members of their own race. They either continue taking the quintessence, or die off. Team Voltron then questions if Lotor and his Generals have that same problem--turns out, yes and no. The Galra are somehow still able to reproduce with other races (which he, Keith, and the generals are the proof of), but there are often complications with those pregnancies. In addition, Lotor and his generals spent enough of their early lives eating quintessence-enriched foods to have developed that same addiction they’re still struggling to ween themselves off of, if it’s even possible at all. 

Jiro then casually waves as proof that the Galra have successful cloning...so why not just genetically engineer the next generation to NOT have quintessence dependencies and whatever other genetic mutations that are dooming the Galra. Lotor stares at the clone dumbfounded--he hadn’t even considered that. (Aka, sometimes you need a fresh set of eyes to find plausible solutions to problems.) (*cue Save the Galra subplot mixed in around Typical Campy and Main Plot Adventures*)

The meteor is also used to create three new Lions, who immediately Bond with Allura, Jiro, and Lisa.

(For continuity’s sake? Let’s just say Lotor was never declared Emperor Pro-Tem, but always remained exiled/an outlaw.)

(*campy episodes*)

Pidge and Shiro finally find Matt. However, Matt now needs a brace for the leg Shiro injured while posing as “preChampion” to be able to support him. Shiro’s extremely guilt-ridden over it, but Matt assures him that ultimately it did save his life, and instead of having him transferred to a mining penal colony, he actually got transferred as a researcher after fixing the transport. After that, he bid his time for a chance to escape...which he eventually did when his scheme serendipitously coincided with a rebel attack. Unfortunately, Sam didn’t survive, Matt learned post-escape. The stress killed him well before his transport ever took him to a penal colony.

Voltron’s allies continue to grow. However, Zarkon finally recovers right about the time the Blades discover a quintessence supply chain of a new kind of quintessence...which eventually leads to the discovery of SEVERAL cloning fascilities where BlackPaladin Grade Quintessence is being harvested from hundreds of thousands of Shirogane Clones. Takashi, Ryou, and Jiro are all understandably outraged and physically sick at the revelation. Jiro also questions if his quintessence mimicking Shiro’s is the only reason why the BlackLion saved him at all [despite knowing where/having back her Paladin.] Shiro and Ryou try to reassure Jiro that that can’t be the reason/that he has his own value/etc, but Jiro’s unable to quite believe them.

The clones are finally freed (*cue tense battle here*), and like Jiro, many of them are pissed and choose to join the Rebels’ Ranks in various fields as both payback and a genuine desire to help and explore.

(*cue MORE SciFi Camp and Diplomacy etc*)

Eventually there’s another showdown with Zarkon, Haggar, and Company, spanning either into one massive battle or several smaller ones happening at once. Zarkon’s more powerful than ever thanks to the stolen Shirogane Quintessence Haggar used to revive him (that he continued to nom on up until the clones were rescued, although he still had his stockpile to ration)...but his attempts to seize the BlackLion/bust apart Voltron that way fail spectacularly. The Bond cannot be forced, and blacktashi healed eachother. 

Zarkon then summons his anti-voltron made from finally successful robeasts with living pilots. (it’s...a work in progress. as in, how does Sendak fit in, or prolly instead Sendak’s Clone, etc etc. But ultimately some of the previous antagonists return, after they got much more backstory etc in Campy TM stuff) (*cue mech battle*)

Allura finally has her match against Haggar and wins.

(Lotor&Co have their own role, but idk what)

At last...Zarkon and Haggar are defeated, with the bulk of their forces either killed, in custody, or on the run.

-

Lotor fights his way to the top of the Kral Zera to light his flame. However, his rule and insistence on change isn’t popular with the bulk of the remaining empire after 10,000 years under Zarkon. The remnants of Zarkon’s forces also try to cause trouble. There’s also tension with Voltron and the former Rebel Coalition as the universe attempts to rebuild their societies after being subjugated for so long. 

The surviving Alteans also long for their own planet and begin to rebuild their culture now that the Galran threat is finally gone, but they’re still vulnerable.

(Earth’s solar system also may or may not have been destroyed near the end of the 10,000 year war, with the surviving humans mainly being the former Galaxy Garrison, so they’re looking for their own planet/system, too.)

(*cue MORE Save the Galra...and The Galra Have Entered The Planet Race!*)

So, you know. Basically an adaptation of Vehicle Voltron as a “post game”.

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Aaand, yet more smatterings of SciFi Camp as they rebuild/are Really Really finally at peace, and they finally just get to explore and experience the sort of Paladinship their predecessors did before Zarkon dragged everyone into the 10,000 year war. Because exploration/campy vld stories are always fun. 

[pidgeon-holt]

Pregnancy series: Telling them part 1

a/n: I considered having this be like other headcannons. But I decided to make it a mini series for Lance, Keith, Pidge, Shiro, Hunk . Because why not? Obviously most of the characters are aged up. Excluding Shiro(since he’s 25 or 26) DISCLAIMER: I own none of the picture shown. Also Pidge and her s/o have a sperm donor because shocker she can’t exactly get someone pregnant.

C/O/C: Character of choice

Prompt: Paladins’s S/O, finds out they’re pregnant

Y/n sat in the bathroom as they waited for the pregnancy test they bought at the space mall in a  store that sold merchandise from Earth. Although the seller thought Humans used pregnancy tests as apart of some sort of ritual. Y/n couldn’t help but laugh at the idea.

Y/n’s timer went off. They walked over to the counter and slowly reached for the test. They closed their eyes as they brought it up to their face. Y/n took a deep breath before opening their eyes, they nearly faint when they see that it’s positive. Y/n couldn’t help but be excited.

Y/n had been trying for a while to get pregnant. And now they were. Y/n couldn’t help but feel a stream of tears fall down their face out of happiness. Y/n walked out of their room to find c/o/c.

PIDGE(obviously aged up)

(Photo not mine)

Y/n walked down the hallway to the hanger to look for Pidge. In their back pocket was the pregnancy test. Y/n stopped before thinking about everything that could go wrong. Pidge may freak, Pidge may not be in the hangar(I hope that’s what it’s called.). Pidge could die during battle before y/n even gives birth? y/n couldn’t think of anything positive.

Soon Y/n began walking to the hangar nervously looked down at the pregnancy test in their hands. Y.n walked into a wall. They looked up and noticed they were finally at the hangar. Y/n stuffed the test in their back pocket before opening the door.

“Hey, Pidge.” Y/n said anxiously. Y/n couldn’t help but have their hands clam up. Pidge didn’t bother looking up as they said hi back. Y/n walked over to her and sat down behind her as they held her. “Hey,” Y/n sighed. “I have something important to tell you.” Y/n pushed her glasses on the top of her head as she turned around to face her lover. She set aside her laptop. Pidge noticed Y/n’s anxious look.

“Y/n.” she said as she reached up to hold Y/n’s face. “Are you ok?”

“Um,” Y/n felt around their pocket as they looked down. “Pidge, I’m,” Pidge gestured for Y/n to continue. Without saying anything Y/n reached into their back pocket and handed the test to Pidge. Pidge took the test from y/n’s hand. Confused, Pidge looked down at the test before realizing what it was, and that it was positive.

“Oh, my god.” Pidge covered her moth before she looked up at Y/n. “Are you serious? Where did you get a pregnancy test?”

“The space mall. Although there is a chance it could be expired.”Pidge dropped the test before walking over to her tools. “What are you doing?” Y/n asked as they jogged after them.

“I’m going to make a pregnancy test that is more accurate than a mall pregnancy test.” Pidge pulled Y/n into a kiss before working on the test.

HUNK

Y/n walked into the kitchen and looked around before noticing Hunk. Y/n smiled to themself before walking over to Hunk. Y/n wrapped their arms around his middle. “Hi, Hunk.” Y/n reached up/down and gave him a kiss on the cheek.

“Hi, Y/n.” he said back.

“What are you cooking?” Y/n let go of Hunk and jumped onto the counter near the stove as they made sure not to crush the test.

“Well,” he said as he reached for some random ingredient. “Hopefully the alien equivalent to spaghetti.” He awkwardly scratched his head. “I don’t know if it’s working out so well.” Y/n laughed to themself.

“Well just remember one thing.”

“What’s that?” he asks adding the ingredient to his food.

“You might be feeding nine people.” Hunk stopped adding the ingredient. He counted on his fingers in confusion.

“Y/n, I think your match is off.”

“I don’t think it is.” Y/n hopped off the counter and pulled him over to a chair and pushed him down. They pulled the test out of their back pocket and handed it to Hunk. “There may be another passenger on the ship.” Y/n awkwardly stood in front of Hunk waiting for his reaction. Hunk said nothing as he sat in front of Y/n. Hunk kept looking back and forth between Y/n and the test.

After almost a minute Hunk finally spoke. “Oh my god.” he said excitedly. Hunk jumped up and latched onto his s/o before picking them up and spinning them around. Y/n wrapped their legs around Hunk. Y/n pulled away from hunk’s face. “Is this really happening?”

“Well, I mean. I hope so” they said. “I think that the test may be expired. But, I have been showing the signs. I missed my period and I’ve been having morning sickness. But I’ve done my best to hide it.”

“I’ll make sure that it’s correct though.” Hunk pulled Y/n into a short yet sweet kiss.

SHIRO

Y/n looked almost everywhere they could think for Shiro. The hangar for his lion, the training room, his bedroom. Finally Y/n found him walking down the hallway speaking with Allura and Coran about something that she couldn’t hear. Y/n  jogged over to him. “Shiro!” they called out. Shiro and the Alteans turn around. Y/n awkwardly slowed to a walking pace. Y/n took his hand. “Are you busy?”

He looked over to Allura and Coran, probably for conformation, Allura shook her head. “Apparently not.”

“Well, I was wondering if we could possibly talk alone?” Shiro noticed Y/n fidgeting a little bit.

“Sure,” Shiro turned over to Allura and Coran, “Can we finish talking later?”

“Of course Shiro.” Coran said. Y/n slightly tugged Shiro in the opposite direction of where they all were. “Y/n?“

“Yes,” they turned around.

“What is that in your pocket?” Y/n felt their face heat up as they reached into their back pocket. Confused Shiro looks into Y/n’s back pocket. Y/n took out the test and shoved it in Shiro’s hand.

“It’s an Earth pregnancy test.” Y/n tried to look every place but Shiro’s face.

“It’s positive.” Shiro gasped out. “Y/n, you’re pregnant.” he stated rather than asked. Y/n screeched as Shiro picked them up and hugged them tightly  trying not to hurt his pregnant s/o.

Y/n didn’t bother looking up as they walked down the hallways looking for Lance. At the same time, they couldn’t help but not want to find him. They were going to have to tell Lance about kids he wants. Y/n was slightly surprised when Lance told Y/n he wanted to have kids. They were also surprised when Lance insisted they work on it. That was almost half a year. And y/n wasn’t pregnant yet. Y/n and Lance low key forgot about getting Y/n pregnant because it just wasn’t happening for them. But obviously something worked out for the two of them.

Y/n wasn’t paying attention before they felt arms engulf Y/n from behind. “Hey, beautiful .” Lance said slyly in Y/n’s ear. How he didn’t notice the test is a mystery to y/n. They turned around and wrapped their arms around his neck.

“He, Lance.” Y/n gave Lance a short kiss and pulled away so they could walk away before he pulled them back into a deeper kiss. Y/n smiled into the kiss when they felt Lance’s hands move from their waist to their butt. They temporarily forgot about their test in the back pocket.

Lance stopped his hands at their butt when he noticed the test in the pocket. He pulled away from the kiss causing y/n to pout. He pulled the test out of their pocket and began to investigate. Y/n curses to themself nervously as Lance looks it over. Y/n was surprised when Lance said he wanted a kid. They were disappointed when it took so long to actually get y/n pregnant. They were petrified once Lance began to tear up.

Lance dropped the test before pulling his s/o into a more passionate kiss. “Y/n we’re going to have a baby.”

KEITH

Y/n was able to find Keith in the training room. Next to the door laid his shirt, jacket and jacket. In the middle of the room was Keith fighting against the gladiator. Y/n couldn’t help but admire the man’s figure. Lance dodged the attacks by the gladiator. Soon he decapitated it. Y/n heard Keith’s deep breaths as he walked over to his water. “Hi, Y/n” Keith leaned over to Y/n and gave them a kiss on the cheek. “What do you need?” he drank some of his water.

“Well,” Y/n reached into their back pocket. “I have something to tell you.” Y/n felt themself clam up before they could actually say anything. Keith set his water down and looked back over at Y/n.

“Are you ok?” Keith set his hand on y/n’s shoulder.

“Yeah,” Y/n pulled the test out of their back pocket and held it in front of them just out of Keith’s reach. “Here.” he took the test from Y/n’s hand.

Confused he looked at the test concerned. “Is this real?” he asked Y/n not looking up. Y/n whispered a small yes. Unbeknownst to Y/n Keith was mentally freaking out. Sure him and Y/n had been trying for a kid for a while. But Keith thought he would have more time to try get himself together. He looked up at Y/n nervously. “You’re pregnant.”

“I am.” Keith did his best to bottle up his emotions. But failed. He was going to be a dad. He just was worried, Y/n noticed this. They pulled him in a hug to try and comfort him. “Keith. I’m pregnant.” They pulled away from him and brought his hands to their stomach. “This is happening”

A/N: Jesus this took longer than it should have. But I currently have it queued for Wednesdays