#[alastor voice] we have plans on the fifteenth :] too bad you'll be busy with meetings all day to join us! | Explore Tumblr posts and blogs

cringefailvox · 4 months ago

Text

vees + alastor polycule but vox has to be very careful about leaving alastor alone with valentino and velvette for too long because alastor WILL start plotting a coup d'etat to oust vox from both the relationship and the company. and val & vel are spineless traitors

#vox goes to the kitchen for a few minutes and comes back to find alastor slyly slipping val & vel revolutionary pamphlets #[alastor voice] we have plans on the fifteenth :] too bad you'll be busy with meetings all day to join us!#[vox voice] STOP TRYING TO JULIUS CAESAR ME #vox and val are about to fuck when vox finds one of alastor's knives in val's waistband and is like what is this.#and val's like i think u know #it's enrichment for alastor‚ he needs to always be plotting something nefarious in the background. vox understands this #& it keeps val & velvette entertained so really win win for everybody (except for vox who has to check his coffee for poison every morning)#vox #alastor #valentino #velvette #vees #poly vees #voxvalvel #radiostatic #radiomoth #radiodoll #hazbin hotel #radiostaticmothdoll #radiovees

196 notes · View notes