#[This is a good deal Muzet if you can pull it off.]

[ofstarsandskies]

“   Yes I may be evil and morally corrupt, but I’m also incredibly beautiful and I think that makes up for it honestly. ” // muzet to ludger

@agloryofuniicorns || ABSOLUTELY UNHINGED COMEDIC RELIEF

"While I don't disagree about you being beautiful, I still don't think that justifies stealing poranges from the Hamil trees every single time we come here!" Ludger swears he's had this discussion more times than he ought to for something so innocuous.

The Spirius Job board asked they take care of an Elite Monster along the Galia Trail. After the sweat they worked out, their party agreed to take a trip back to Hamil to report their success and take a break. Before anyone realized, Muzet wandered off to steal another porange, something the porange tree watcher caught again and charged him. Again.

100 gald for the first time? Fine, he can spare the gald and it's one time. 500 for the second time? Still not terrible, but once should've been enough to learn the lesson. Then we hit 1000, and 2000, and... it just kept going.

"She's upcharged me for every infraction, you know! Keep this up and you're gonna have to cut a deal with the lady or something cause I can't afford to blow all my debt payments on your porange stealing!"

...Yelling at Muzet felt wrong to be honest, so Ludger solves this like a true Elympion: an impossible bet, "Look, if your beauty makes up for it, try wooing her. If it works, I gotta buy you 100 poranges for you snack on whenever you want. I'll even make them into pies if you want some variety. But if you can't, we tone down your sticky fingers. Deal?"