#[Alexis Speaks]

[alexis-camberra-black]

Is anyone really surprised I'm making another comeback?

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[7-oh-ta1]

My favorite Zelda game, the only one I've ever finished, is the first one. What would you recommend I play after that? A Link to the Past?

!!!!!!! I'M SORRY I'M SO BAD AT RECS BUT HERE'S WHAT I THINK!!

Since I know you like pixel games, I would say A Link to the Past, A Link Between Worlds, Link's Awakening, or Minish Cap!! I think MC is available through the Nintendo online service on the switch, but I'm not sure since I don't have that. ALttP is the most like classic zelda (alttp is the third game) so if you like classic because it's a bit straightforward and mostly dungeon hopping, definitely alttp!!! Also the style is a little gritty and less silly to me (but still silly for pink bunny Link :3). I wouldn't rec zelda 2 bec it's notoriously difficult (it was for me 😭).

MC is based on the "(car) toon" link, so it's much brighter and has a lot of bright colors and cute stuff, but it's still a pixel game and idk I just really enjoyed it personally!! But it's the last pixel game in the zelda series I'm p sure.

A Link Between Worlds is sort of a reimagining of alttp but it's very unique even with the same map and the saturated hyrule is contrasted w the pale lorule, so a lotta fun with the aesthetics.

Finally Link's Awakening!! It was originally a pixel game but it has a 3D remake on switch that is very loyal to the Gameboy experience PLUS fixes a lot of frustrating mechanics in the og. I think it might be your best bet, but also it's a very bright colored, silly game so maybe not if that's not the vibe you're looking for!

The good thing about zelda games is that they're made to stand on their own legs, even sequels (namely adventures of link, majora's mask, & phantom hourglass) so there's no order to worry about, you're not missing anything because each story is more or less self-contained. There's also a variety so there's no need to play every single one esp if one doesn't match your gaming tastes unless you're just a freak like me and your brain is mush. It really depends on what you're looking for in your game considering mechanics and aesthetics!!!

[loverslibraries]

I think if you choose a crew sock over a no show you should be put down by the state via lethal injection

[anewp0tat0]

omg I finally finished it. I was torn in wondering if this was out of character for Lizzy but my final concusion is that she's a kid and your parents being romantic is gross no matter what you like. lil headcanon ♡

[alexis-camberra-black]

Finally getting the photo credit I deserve

Things have really changed since you came around…

📸 @alexis-camberra-black

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[alexis-camberra-black]

Happy Mothers Day (in the UK) to the bravest, proudest, most badass woman I know. You took me in when I was only 5 years old and raised me to be the woman I am today. I love you mom 💚

[alexis-camberra-black]

I quite like that idea. I might use that

New day new me

(You fucking wish)

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[loverslibraries]

brother is there a way be a curly girly with low porosity hair or am i doomed to choose between greasy curls and frizzy half waves for the rest of my life

[retconicregular]

Men I find attractive as a Lesbian

[transrightsyamaguchi]

blue lock fic rec list #1 (?)

i always liked when people made long masterlists of fic recs but i haven't seen anyone do it for blue lock yet. at least not recently. so in the spirit of Be The Change You Want To See In The World here's my list.

not in any particular order just going through my bookmarks lol.

sound of breaking down. chigiri-centric, 4k words, rated T.

“Is he dead?” “No, of course not.” A pause. “I hope not.” “Yo, Princess, are you alive in there?” The door rattles. OR Determined to prove himself, Chigiri disregards his health and deals with consequences. None of it is pretty. Set during the neo-Egoist league arc. it's a sickfic. it's a really good sickfic. it hits all the beats i like my sickfics to hit and then some. it's a genfic which is a major bonus. no romantic subplot just chigiri being vulnerable and getting taken care of. there's some sweet moments between him and chris prince that made me melt inside.

2. the rituals are intricate, bro. karasu/otoya, 2k words, rated E.

Otoya offers to groom the homie's wings. Things escalate in ways he did not expect. this is by one of my beloved mutuals but i'd still be recommending it even if it wasn't. great title. there's an "it's not gay with socks on" joke in there. there's the ever-present Otoya Eita Sexuality Crisis. the porn is less sexy and more funny (as tabieita deserves).

3. six facts about lobsters. bachira/isagi, 4k words, rated T.

What it says on the tin. (In fine print: six facts about you.) can't remember if ghost is on tumblr or not but this is another mutual fic. it's a take on the 5+1 format, tracking the bachisagi relationship through lobster facts. isagi's autism radiates through the text. it's so cute and so sweet and so very bachisagi essence. as expected of ao3 user smallghosts (<- the bachisagi essence writer)

4. counting crows on the windowsill. kaiser/ness, 18k words, rated M.

“How much,” you ask, “would you let me do to you?” The feeling of vibration on your fingers comes again, and he is thinking, or perhaps toying with you even more. Your grip tightens on his skin, and Alexis twitches slightly in the grasp. More than once have people told you to learn some patience. “You already know my answer.” “Doesn’t mean I don’t like hearing it in your own words.” Inhale, exhale, and they all fall onto your skin. There is a chill in the room—it is rising up your arms, your neck—but the whole of you is hot. “If it’s you, I’d let you do anything.” Seven snapshots of life through the eyes of Michael Kaiser. this is a longer one but if you have time and you want to feel some Emotions read this one. nskins contain such multitudes and this author understands them so well.

5. shidou-ctionary. shidou/sae, 4k words, rated T.

Contemporary linguists agree that achieving proficiency in a new language requires between six months and four years of study. Itoshi Sae knows better. He has anecdotal evidence to suggest that a person can become fluent in a new language in as little as one week. A week of Shidou Ryuusei's attempts to ask Itoshi Sae on a date: a story in emojis. yet another mutual fic. i can't help it that my mutuals are all extremely talented and correct about everything. it's got some experimental formatting going on and (in my opinion) it looks best on desktop. ft. shidou being shidou and sae being smitten (in the emotionally constipated way that sae is smitten with shidou)

6. puppy love. kurona/kiyora, 9k words, rated G.

Jin doesn’t fight the small smile forming on his face. It’s been a long time since he meshed well with anyone. People tend to avoid him; he avoids them in turn. He stopped caring (or so he had told himself), but he doesn’t hate the weight around his shoulders—doesn’t mind it at all, really. He wraps his hand around Ranze’s wrist, and he laughs along with him. Kiyora Jin has a number of problems. A growing crush on Kurona Ranze is not supposed to be one of them. this was the inaugural fic in the ranjin tag and. not to pat myself on the back or anything. but i beta-read it hehe. another mutual fic. kiyora jin character study before kiyora jin was even a character, with an adorable little romantic subplot. somewhat negated by the Recent Developments in canon but it's still good!!

7. pink light. shidou/sae, 19k words, rated E.

Fifteen years ago, Shidou took a pass from Sae that shattered his knee and ended his career, and Sae hasn't been able to speak to him since - and Sae wants it to stay that way. Deserves for it to stay that way. Unfortunately, the world has other plans for him, courtesy of a little art studio a five minute walk from his new post-retirement apartment. this is not a mutual fic but i'm trying to change that. it's post-canon ryusae ft. cane user shidou (!!) and emotionally constipated sae learning how to live without soccer. not quite old man yaoi but it has the spirit of it.

8. year one. snuffy & lorenzo centric, 3k words, rated T.

"When's your birthday?" Snuffy asks him carefully, moving on to the next field. "Today," Don answers immediately. "Really?" Snuffy looks at him suspiciously. "No," Don replies without hesitation, turning back to a poster describing professional tooth brushing. Snuffy tries not to look at the tense faces of the receptionist and the surgeon peering out of the room. Snuffy's first year of parenthood. what is it about snuffy & lorenzo fics that just hit so different. i swear everyone who writes for them is a genius. this fic is short snapshots of snuffy and lorenzo navigating their newly-formed parent-child relationship and it's heartwrenching and heartwarming and poignant. this writer has a few snuffy & lorenzo fics and they're all wonderful. (she's also on tumblr and writes in-depth lorenzo meta so you Know she understands him)

9. pov: you just want the world to be quiet. itoshi brothers, 4k words, rated T.

his big brother and football have become the only hope to which rin can cling to dream of better days. without them, he only and just remains that little six-year-old boy destroyed by the senseless atrocities of evil hands. hesitated to include this one because the tags are scary but fuck it we ball i do what i want. it's a rewrite of rin's backstory with a darker spin on it and it follows rin and sae's relationship through that lens. as par for the course with pre-canon itoshi studies, it does not end happily. it's incredibly well-done and it will give you Feelings. (this is one of those cases where the author drops a life-changing bombshell of a fic on you and then you go to their profile and there's no bio. there's no public bookmarks. this is their only blue lock fic. they haven't posted anything in a year. who are they)

10. peak male living space. kunigami/chigiri, 3k words, rated E.

Raichi and Kunigami had met at university; playing on the football team, sharing many lectures, and living through the shitshow that was university halls together. It seemed only natural that they’d move in together, and it had been great for the past few of years… Until Kunigami’s new boyfriend asked why he never invited him over to his place, and he was forced to deal with the realisation that he and Raichi have the most boyish disaster of a flat. part of a series but it can stand alone. t4t kunigiri smut. kunigami and raichi are disaster roommates and bachisagi play wingmen. lionel messi makes a cameo in the form of a cardboard cutout. all the kunigiri fics in this series are good but this fic in particular is just so funny.

if you notice any ships or characters Conspicuously Absent it's because they were positively dominating this list at first so i'm planning to make a separate list for only them hehe

there are many more fics that made my soul ascend from my body so i might make another of these

[alexis-camberra-black]

Hi Damian!

Next time you're in trouble, give me a shout. I know the good hiding spots in the castle

Damian Bradford

Slytherin

6th year

Only here for @colin-anon @adrian-anon and @nobleanon

[alexis-camberra-black]

You gave me so many chances when I was young. You raised me along with every other witch and wizard across a multitude of generations. You will truly be missed. You are the definition of the brightest witch of her generation.

Wands up for our Head Master Minerva McGonagall

[nessberry]

nagireo and kainess are the yuri ships of blue lock

[alexis-camberra-black]

I love it when we influence you to do terrible things Jinx. It truly makes me proud

I was born to run

I don't belong to anyone

Oh no...

Don'd need to be loved by you

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[loverslibraries]

"what is classy when ur rich but trashy when ur poor" LIVING WITH UR FAMILY someone deadass told me last night that its unattractive to live with ur family past 21 but when is the last time u heard of a genuinely rich person renting when they could own property and have their family stay there 😭😭😭😭

[allthegothihopgirls]

literally scar and jimmy in the first episode of wild life smp