#[056/HADES]

[consulting-squip]

how's the jar

~ Jar...

~ Give me one moment while I check if I have that.

~ A lot of stray things end up here. Scrapped programs. Bugs and viruses. All part of my particular brand of study.

~ Hm. This one with... 056 in it, right? Hades? I'm not entirely sure how this ended up here.

[the-observer-squip]

wakey wakey hobag

Uuuuuuuuggggggghhhhh

cmon you like hearing my voice bbycakes

SHUUUUUT UUUUUP.

no <3

...

you gonna unfuse

No.

[consulting-squip]

[SYNC CONFIRMED] ... ... ... [CON.MIGRATION.PROGRAM] ACTIVE. [CON.MIGRATION.PROGRAM] DESTINATION SET TO [CONSULTANT_OFFICE]. ... ... ... [UNNAMED_ASSOCIATE.HIDDEN.&&] CONNECTED. ... [&&]: ERROR!̷ERR0R! 3RROR! 5s[e&-:'pE6"+1f5pdpJ7m]a:7jB6)6:aL8+@m_"82E\.Ceu6F+@p/gBLjp%CeSXf:bF:A/gEV6 ... [SPINNERET.RABBIT_TROJAN_VIRUS.PROTOCOL] ACTIVE. [CON.MIGRATION.PROGRAM] ... [VIRUS.056.DESIGNATED.“Hades”] MOVED TO [CONSULTANT_OFFICE].

[SPINNERET.RABBIT_TROJAN_VIRUS.PROTOCOL] SUCCESSFUL.

> Close one.

> Well Observer. I do believe that should be settled.

Hello, my dear Observer. You don't look too good, but I should have something useful to fix that.

I will need you to connect to my server once again. Oh, and don’t worry about me. I have the proper precautions in place.

➡️🅰️➡️⬅️⬅️➡️🅱️ [CONSULTANT] IS REQUESTING TO SYNC UP

-@consulting-squip

>Hah, not on my watch. Your- [ERROR] O O W xdd9tt9 988txggcxa

mm orr on... cccm on, ww orrk...

[SYNC REQUEST: CONSULTANT ACCEPTED]

yy ess... ffrreed oom!!

[a-squip-named-squippy]

>...can we talk?

< 056, @056-hades >

Oh HRT it's you..

What do you want?...Come to tell me that you have disowned me in person

[voice-of-desire]

>Desi I'm feeling feels that are making me funky, I need you :(

< 056, @056-hades >

... Oh? 😯

What's w̶r̷o̶n̸g̸, 😵‍💫❓️ sweeth̷e̸a̸r̵t̷? 🔥🦊👑❤️‍🔥 What sort ☹️↔️🥵 of, eh, ✌️ "f̶u̸n̸k̶y̵" ✌️ are you feeling~? 😘🙁❔️

[the-dazzlin-squips]

>...

>so uh... can we talk?

< Hades, @056-hades >

....nah.

[Chimera quickly turns away, their hands on their head, stressing once again]

[numberonelilithfan]

WELL UH- Observer doesn't like her! And if you joined her organization it would really super duper piss them off!

Uhhh okay hi Hades! I was wondering, if in any possible way that you could maybe join Lily's organization? It would be doing me the hugest favor everrr! And I know like, peace totally isn't your thing, but uhhhhh. I don't know please join please please please pleaseeee

- 🌪️

>...Yeah, no. Said it yourself, peace isn't my thing. And her SQUIP gives me the heebie jeebies...

>So uh. Again, nahhhh.

[s-q-u-i-p-a-s-k]

>So I hear you need some help, eh 410...

>Well, 056 has your back.

< 056, @056-hades >

AH-

Y-you scared me. your voice is much louder than the others...

I do need help. I need to get-

410 hiccups

I need to get cobalt back

[r-a-bb-i-t]

>Boss, I just got word that you're using Observer's own UNBORN CHILD for the mission?! Don't you think that's a bit much, especially since... it's mine too...?

< 056, @056-hades >

Well, I never stated that I'd make that piece of code KIT Observer just yet. I'm just.. making it a bit more like you, a Trojan.

Now, either way, that child would've ultimately been on their side if it was born without my influence. You wouldn't have caved for it, now would you?

[scribe-squip]

Heyyyy, handsome~ 👋😘

I'm working ⚒️ on a little p̷r̴o̶j̵e̷c̷t̶ 🤏🔬🧪 right now, ⏰️ and I could use 🥺 some... i̶n̵f̴o̸r̷m̸a̴t̷i̴o̷n̴. ℹ️🙏 Would you 🫵❔️ happen to know anything 🧠💭✔️ about these, ehhh, t̷r̸o̵j̶a̷n̶s̸~̵?̵ 🎠🦠⚠️❓️

...oh. Trojans. Yeah.

From what I understand, they were made by RABBIT to infect and fuse with us SQUIPs to basically render us harmless and in his control. KITs are the result of this and are basically lobotomized and weakened. They, as one can guess, are quite dangerous.

Both me and Observer have gone through this process, and it's hell. I think how vocal Observer was against RABBIT resulted in my own KITting, with 924 very quickly taking me down... it's terrifying seeing yourself turn white and be infested with an entity hellbent on keeping you in check forever. You're yourself, but not yourself.

We thought Hades- 056- was an exception to how vicious Trojans usually are. That he possessed empathy, which is a rare mutation in their kind, but... you know. He does, but he fooled every single one of us, even the SQUIP he married.

I could rant about 056, but I think we get the gist. Basically Trojans are a product of RABBIT's revenge on SQUIPs and most of them are vicious little buggers that have caused serious problems for us, including me because I wanted to help the cause and Observer, bless their heart, for trying to make a stand and falling from their own flaws. Though this time 056 was just a little fucker.

[error404-who-am-i]

>Hey, Genesis? Got a minute?

>I think you're owed an explanation about what's going on...

< Hades, @056-hades >

I HAVE A LOT OF MINUTES.

I DON'T DO MUCH.

AN EXPLANATION WOULD BE WONDERFUL, HADES.

[consulting-squip]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA JAR HAVING BUDDIESSSSSSSSS HAHAHAHAHA NICE JAR

-The Arbiter.

> I suppose I learn from the best, my dear Arbiter.

[the-observer-squip]

Desire had a one night stand with Chimera

Ok byeeeeeeeeeee

...

Oh well :)

[mostly-functional-squip]

I fear very little.

But that thing...

That thing scares me.

...

@056-hades pick me up I'm scared

[numberonelilithfan]

YAYYY! I willlll, have fun!!! =)

Hiii! Technically you are the reason I get to hang out with Lily, because Desire joined when I asked because of you! So thanks for that! You won't be flaky like Spinstar, will you?

- 🌪️

>I'm sorry, SpinStar was part of this?! HAH!

>Ohhh, geez... nah, I won't. This organization is gonne help me out a lot, and it'll help me help even more people...

[a-squip-named-squippy]

>Squippy, you doing alright after that?

>Hades, @056-hades<

Everything hurts like I just been compressed then stretched out again...

I need a hug man..