#[003] jiang & gentlegently.
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@gentlegently [CON’T]
“ That’s h a r d l y fair — I didn’t hurt myself, it was the floor that did! Aided by, granted, the armful of pineapples I was carrying. As well as the entirety of that stupid shelf stuffed to the point of explosion with rare antique encyclopedia. And lastly that bloody rude, arm-pulling security guard who objected in the most p h y s i c a l manner to my refusing to let go of the reality-altering firework I found! And that was BEFORE the guy in the fox suit thought it appropriate to muscle in like some very fur-covered and very ill-scented cherry on top. ”
There is so much going on in Dirk’s explanation, Jiang doesn’t even know where to begin. He pinches the bridge of his nose as he addresses the highlights. “Please tell me the reality-altering firework is somewhere safe and no antique encyclopedia were harmed in this mess. And why did you have that many pineapples ? And dare I ask where those ended up ?” He glances up at Dirk, expression softening from exasperation to warmth. “It sounded like you had a busy day, and I’m glad you’re okay. I just worry about you sometimes.” He can’t help it. Jiang doesn’t know what he’d do if anything happened his exasperating, eccentric, wonderful human.
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