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[floridazcrazy]

You know your diss good if it's trending on flipping TUMBLR

[mobius-m-mobius]

Mobius, I know you’re trying to help me, but we should be dealing with the bigger problem here. He Who Remains.

[plistommy]

Steve who doesn’t know Eddie’s actual name is Edward until one night when Wayne gets annoyed by Eddie showing off his guitar skills to Steve in the middle of the night and comes banging to his door with a gruff ”Keep it down, Edward!”

They’d be silent for a while before Steve starts cracking up and Eddie groans at him to shut up.

Steve doesn’t bring the name up often. Only when he’s mad at Eddie or… when he wants to tease him in bed.

He’d moan ”Yes, Edward!” when Eddie fucks him and it would make Eddie pout down at him while he’d laugh his ass off at his boyfriends face.

Eddie would always punish him for it.

Not that Steve minded.

[blackknight-kai]

Let me start saying I love your blog, reblogs and headcanons, truly, all of the above🩷🩷

If you’re comfortable with the question, do you have any for the Destined One with a female virgin reader?

So I wanna say thank you 🫶🫶🫶🫶 I haven’t quite shared my own head canons much but I don’t have any issue sharing them 🫶 others do a much better job of it so I’ve left it to them. But! Your ask comes at a wonderful time as I needed a break from writing a fic 💀 (kill me im up to 20k)

Let’s get after it! Destined One & a female virgin head canons? I’ll give it a shot! There will be a nsfw section below sorry if that’s not your thing. I wasn’t super explicit on body parts etc but let me know if you guys want a Sun Wukong one? I’d try.

If you’re NOT in a relationship yet and he finds out? (Be it you told him outright or it comes out in passing conversation)

He’d would remain expressionless and quiet as usual. Not wanting to make a big deal out of it and remain respectful

But if you look closely you can see him swallowing thickly at the new information

Will NOT treat you differently

He has a LOT of feelings for you and knowing you haven’t shared yourself with someone else, while not a huge deal he’s never really cared one way or another, it’s something he finds himself thinking about often.

It makes him a little hot under the collar sometimes when he looks at you and remembers what you’d said.

NSFW - on the very rare occasions that he takes some time to himself or you’re not around, in the quiet he puts his goal to the side for just a moment and allows himself to think about his wishes and whims. Specially how he’d touch you and make it good for you because you deserve to be treated like you’re special and HE wants to be the one to do it.

If you’re in a relationship and it either came up naturally or during a more…heated moment.

Would absolutely freeze. Like body full on screenshot kinda freeze - only his tail would flick and twitch as he processes

Because honestly it hadn’t occurred to him before but it is NOW. He’s thought of you and making love with you but first or not first hadn’t been a topic of thought

He’d probably internally get flustered and his heart would race ridiculously but on the outside his expression would appear stoic or mildly surprised

Wouldn’t try to pressure you or make a big deal out of it, as though it doesn’t matter one way or another besides making extra sure you’re comfortable

His tail would eventually give him away though as it would be swishing behind him happy and interested as the information settles in his brain

Dude would be first and foremost HONORED If you shared that news with him and were giving him your first

Probably a first for him too ngl. I see him as someone who was so focused on his path that warming another’s bed wasn’t something he was willing to spare time on.

If it’s not a first for him too then it’s not something he’s done often and isn’t an expert

Would definitely thank you for trusting him with sweet reassuring kisses (if they are a little heated don’t blame him too much)

He is respectful! As I said no pressure. No rush. But would the information please him? Yes.

Definitely adds fire to his belly because HE will be your first

Sends a note of possession through him not because he’d “own” you but because regardless of being a first or not you’d be his and he yours.

NSFW:

Regardless of if you’re shy or ready to get the show on the road he’d be so gentle and would be careful, really careful.

Probably a bit unsure and might move a little too fast accidentally in his own lust but would immediately sooth you as soon as he realizes

Looks to your expressions and sounds to make sure you’re feeling good and safe

He wants to treat you WELL views it as HIS duty to make sure you’re happy

It’s a lot of pressure but he’d do his best and set his mind to it being nothing but perfect for you

I imagine at first his hands would be so feather light letting you get used to him and his touch as he undresses you piece by piece- he’d watch his claws unless he finds out you enjoy them grazing across your skin

He’d brush his lips across every piece of new skin revealed to his eyes unable to help himself

Finds out he really loves your chest, both feeling you & tasting you. as well as napping on you later

But over time as the act went on he’d be more confident, still tender but less unsure

He’d be enamored every time he got you to sigh or make a pleased sound

It’s his goal to hears those often

When he discovers how turned on he’s made you it would send waves of pride crashing over him, he had done THAT

Overall though he’d take his time

He probably won’t speak much if at all, but he’d make sure you’re ready every step of the way. If he does speak it’s not more than a few words here or there, low and only for you to hear as he nips your ear

Multiple check ins

He’s a giver, and while he isn’t practiced whatsoever he’d use his mouth and fingers to bring you pleasure, finding out exactly how you like it by listening to the way you moan or the way your body shivers and trembles with specific movements

He 100% will become VERY VERY good with his hands and mouth

His tail is sneaky, he’d use it as a way to hold on to your leg (holding you open while one of his hands is occupied) or would brush the the furry appendage across your skin just to see goosebumps rise in its wake

When you’re finally connected, after time spent letting you get used to him (and him you because let’s be real he’d be overwhelmed by the feel of tightly wrapped around him too) he’d roll his hips gently

He would make sounds, sighs and groans in your ear.

He’d love it if you cling on to him and tell him he’s doing something good

Full on shudders if you scratch his back or dig your nails into him - he loves it and he might accidentally thrust too hard when you do it

Wants to hear you 👏👏

Would keep control for as long as he could but would listen to your requests almost instantly if you asked him to move faster

Would love it if you moved his hand exactly where you wanted him to touch you

Would suck marks on your skin - thighs and neck, wherever he absentmindedly ran his lips. Would be shy about it later but would touch them possessively or when you’re dressed his eyes would stray to where his marks are on your skin.

Afterwards he’d silently but tenderly wipe you down and then pull you into his arms

Would nuzzle his face against you and breathe your scent as you both relax and come down from your high

Would massage any soreness you have that he could and feel pride at wearing you out, although his face wouldn’t show it

His tail would be like a vice around your thigh all night and trying to get out of his hold in the morning is a chore

He’d 100% take care of you especially for a first time is basically what I’m saying. After, he may be a bit rougher with his movements or may be impatient at times especially after a tough fight and adrenaline is still kicking but will always treat you tenderly as you guys build confidence together.

[hazbingirliexoxo]

*in heaven, with Charlie and Vaggie before the court meeting*

Gen!Z reader: *shouting* AYOO WE FRESH OUT THE 🎶MENTAL HOSPITAL🎶

Charlie:

Vaggie:

Adam: *whispers smugly* Thoughts and prayers bitches😏

[demonic0angel]

Needs goldfish Wes in Pet AU!

Danny starts sleeping with either Damian or Cass to feel safe. Wes is an Oscar fish btw

Image description below:

Panel 1 has cursed! Danny standing in front of cursed! Wes’ tank. Danny looks visibly delighted.

Danny: Wow! It’s so good seeing you Wes! Nice to see that we’re all under the same curse

Panel 2 has an image of only Wes. His fishy expression is blank.

Wes: Yes… the same curse…

Panel 3 has Wes even closer. He looks a little creepy.

W: Sooner or later, I will end you. You will no longer be able to torment my thoughts like always.

Panel 4 only has Wes’ eye, which holds a flame of hatred inside of his black pupil.

W: … and they will call me God Killer.

Panel 5 has Danny’s expression in the shocked cat meme.

Panel 6 has an image of Danny walking away from Wes’ tank, supposedly after excusing himself. He’s sweating nervously as Wes stares at him blankly from inside of the tank.

Danny: *thinking* How did I forget that he was weird asf…

[askfordoodles]

me after I drink 17 coffees and start seeing the skull man

[soranker]

have been super busy lately so doodled some wolfies to destress ^_^

[imtomiee]

HNH president abducting minors ditching local lung cancer speedrunner & biting the curb in 4k (700 viewers)

[uzi-x33]

new darling - mizuena🎀

i love mizuena guys:33

[artpepkin]

SCREAMING!!!!!!!

@wolfbeestudio THANK YOU SO SO MUCH AGAIN!!!!! Sorry this took so dang long to post about, lifes been crazy lmao, BUT! I LOVE THEM SO SO MUCH AHHHHHHHH

I literally am so so glad I got all 4 of them it was so insanely worth it omg 😭🧡🧡 ALSO?? the pins are so big??? I was literally not expecting that at all and I was so freaking excited. I slapped those bad boys straight on my bag immediately >:]]]

Again I am just so thankful I could snatch these little guys, and tysm again Wolfbeestudio!!! These little guys are going straight on their own shelf 😆🥰🧡

Also the box art??? Crying??? 😭😭🧡🧡🧡

[akiacia]

the psyche/eros parody in hades style!

[nyarlathotep-thecrawlingchaos]

Steven John Ward, pretending to be Mihawk at a Chrismas dinner, and I can barely fucking type because I'm trying not to SCREEM 😭🤣😭🤣

"No, I've sailed the Grand Line but this fruitcake will be the real adventure."

"Darling, the only thing sharper than my wit is my sword. Now pass me the wine so I can sharpen both."

"I'll be over here working on my scathing remarks."

WHY DOES HE HAVE TO BE LIKE THIS I LOVE HIM 😭😭😭

[blackknight-kai]

You know. My attraction to Caesar from POTA makes a lot more sense now. I always just decided “eh I’m a ‘monster fucker’ so it’s fine”.

Yeah. Sense has been made. (I need help but I won’t accept it.)

[semi-senioritis]

HELLO???????

[keri-mcberry]

Natty: Have you seen Lyla? I’m worried about her, especially after what happened to Professor Fig.

Poppy: She’s painting rocks in our common room again…

Natty: …Oh no.

Lyla had a rough year. There may or may not have been an intervention in the Hufflepuff common room 😭

This is in reference to this ask I got about otters collecting “special rocks” LOL