#[💚] dathy answers || ask answered

[ask-idv-condemner]

"...Something about you doesn't seem right. What's wrong with you that I should be looking out for."

- Brendan

"Hm? Is that so? That’s quite the rude welcome.. I’m not sure what I’ve done to give off such an opinion! I only wish to get to know everyone better, isn’t that what friends- or well, teammates, should do? You are a fellow survivor, yes?"

[ @avatar-idv ]

[ask-idv-condemner]

“What the fuck is wrong with your left eye, dude? No offense but it’s. Uhm. I have color changing eyes and even I’m confused. Is… it two eyes in one??”

[ @experimental-blueprints heheheheh ]

"Oh, this? It’s not real! But yes, it is two eyes in one. It’s a glass eye, one of my favorites."

[ask-idv-condemner]

Offering my eyes to them rn because I have bad eyesight anyways <3

"The offer is appreciated, I’ll gladly take them from you! Thank you, friend."

[ask-idv-condemner]

Happy pride month monarch <3

"Oh? It is that month, isn’t it? I completely forgot! Well, thank you! I should find something special to do for this occasion~"

[ask-idv-condemner]

"A-Ah, hello there.. I-I thought I'd bring over some baked goods to welcome you h-here.. I hope you like them.."

(@ask-idv-baker-and-embalmer

"This is for me? Thank you! My, these goods look just as lovely as your eyes do."

[ask-idv-condemner]

How did you manage to get married

"Ah- you’re making it sound like I’m the type of person who couldn’t possibly get married.."

[ask-idv-condemner]

Did she actually kick you out?

"Nope! It was merely a joke, I didn’t know it would be taken so seriously! My actual reasoning for coming.. well, I can’t say. I’m sure you’re smart enough to figure it out, however."

[ask-idv-condemner]

How did you end up in the manor

"My wife kicked me out of the house."

[ask-idv-condemner]

Ah, is that so? Then how about a doll that looks like you?

— 🧵

"A doll that looks like me.. that would be quite nice, actually!"

[ask-idv-condemner]

Dathy, would you oppose to being made to a doll?

... why? Oh, no reason :) I just want to know, that's all.

— 🧵

"Ah, I would be opposed to being made into a doll, yes. Being a doll would prevent me from successfully doing my hobby and job! It’s already difficult enough finding the perfect set of peepers nowadays… and do you know how pathetic it would be for me to try and punish sinners as a doll? Ugh! Just thinking about it makes me upset!"

[ask-idv-condemner]

are you seeing anyone because you look hot /j

"Actually, I do have a wife! She has the most beautiful blue eyes! If only she’d let me have them for my own…"

[ask-idv-condemner]

Hi! Dathy’s wife here!

Can confirm.

They are married. Unfortunately/j/lh

"See! Wait- unfortunately? :("

[ask-idv-condemner]

It kinda seems like it..

"Huh? What do you mean? I think I’m very capable of being married!"