#[[the man said it himself pepperman smh]]

[gildead]

"You can... do that?" Oh, huh. He's stopped being upset. Instead, Gold rummages through his hoodie's pocket, before slowly fumbling out what appeared to be two halves of a broken Johtonian Pokédex, snapped apart at the hinge. Both screens are cracked, and the thing's sparking dangerously.

Gold floats over the apple bell pepper's shoulder like an anxious Houndour, watching for Pepperman to make the call. "So... he's your cousin, right? Is he... nice? Like on TV? Does he actually own that van? Which of the- the Golden Apple endings is the real one? Doesn't killing kids go against his goal of trying to help them-?"

His questions. Just. Don't stop coming. Sweet merciful Ho-Oh above, the kid's a superfan.

@gildead replied to your post: is that a no :<

Aw, geez. He didn't mean to make the weird kid sad. He just can't help the visceral reaction he got when compared to an apple.

❝ N-No, look I'll… Call him for you, okay? See what I can do. ❞ However, it's kind of hard to talk to the guy who predicted 9/11 two years early ... because all of your conversations were inevitably going to loop back to 'why didn't you stop it.' ❝ Seeing as you're already dead and he didn't kill you, you might have a shot! ❞