#[[ Ber you fucking meme

[punk-o-ween]

gunther, i got a few words for u

don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hœz mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + shithead + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + ratio again + final ratio + stay mad + stay pressed  + weirdo + cancelled + done for + mad free + freer than air + rip bozo + ew + cringe again + mad cuz bad + lol + irrelevant + cope + jealous + go ahead whine about it + your problem + don't care even more + idgaf + ugly + not okay + what the fuck + problematic

Uhm, girl, who made u mad today 💀 yall need to learn that just bc a community have a toxic part DOESNT mean the whole community is like that. And mabye she just wanted to make friends that likes the same things as her??? She just asked, no need to get mad. And even id she was toxic, not a reason to attack a whole ass community. Its not that deep. She just talked about her interests. Ur mad 4 nothing istg 😭💀

L+ don't care + didn't ask cry about it who asked + stay mad + get real + bleed + maid seethe cope harder + dilate + incorrect + pound sand + basic skill issue + typo + ur dad left + you fell off + no u the audacity triggered repelled + ur a minor+k+any askers get a life + ok and? + cringe + copium + go outside + touch grass kick rocks + quote tweet +think again + not based not funny didn't laugh + reported + ad hominem + ok boomer + no sd and stars+ ur allergic to sunlight+GG! + get rekt trolled + your loss +muted + banned kicked permaban useless I slept with ur mom + yo momma + i said it better tiktok fan + get a life+ unsubscribed + plundered + go tell reddit + donowalled + simp+get sticked bug LOL+ talk nonsense-trump supporter + your're a full time cord mod you're" + grammar issue nerd + get clapped lorem ipsum dolor sit amet + go outside+reported ask deez + ez clap + straight cash + idgaf + ratio again + stay mad + read FAQ + youre lost+ you "re" + stay pressed + reverse double take back cancelled done for+get a job + sus+ baka+ sussy baka+ get blocked + mad free freer than air + furry+rip bozo+you're a finsert stereotype) + slight smile + aired + cringe again + Super Idol + mad cuz bad my pronouns are she, hers, and ber irrelevant deal with it + screencapped your bio karen/kyle) +jealous you're deaf balls+ i'll be right back go ahead whine about it + not straight+ eat paper + you lose + count to three + your problem + no one cares + log off don't care even more + get religion + not okay+ghf+ NFT owner + you make bad memes problematic + fall in line+dog water+ you look like a wall + you are going to my cringe compilation + you can't count to five

[helmetkeeper]

Ngl Scottish me Bakugo was very cursed. Thanks 👍

This is Completely Random Stranger. By the Way.

Could I get some pronouns for that Max gift stimboard you made for... [Checks notes.] ....a friend. Fangs OC seems very gender :]

hello!! glad you liked it, completely random stranger! :] i almost think i should give you that as an anon tag LOL.

and sure!! hopefully you like what i came up with. your pronouns are under the cut!

act/acts

acting/acting(‘s)

actor/actors

actress/actress(es)

angry/angry(‘s)

ax/axes, axe/axes

bad/ass

bad/bads

bad/boy(s)

bad/girl(s)

bad/omen(s)

bari/bari(s)

bari/tone(s)

bark/barks

bee/bees, bie/bies

bit/ters

bitter/bitters

black/blacks

blade/blades

bleak/bleaks

bleed/bleeds

blood/bloods

blush/blush(es)

bone/bones

boot/boots

bour/bon

bow/bows

bow/tie(s)

break/breaks

breakup/breakup(s)

broke/broken

broke/brokes

broken/heart(s)

bruise/bruises

burn/burns

ca/nine(s)

can/dle(s)

candle/candles

canine/canines

cast/casts

cat/cats

chain/chains

chaos/chaos(‘s)

claw/claws

coal/coals

crack/crackle

crack/cracks

crack/cracks

crackle/crackles

crim/son(s)

crimson/crimsons

crow/crows

crown/crowns

curse/cursed

curse/curses

cut/cuts

cute/cutes

cute/cutie

cutie/cuties

cutie/pie(s)

dag/gers

dagger/daggers

damn/damned

damn/damns

damned/damned('s)

dar/ling(s)

dark/darks

darling/darlings

de/des

de/mon(s)

dead/deads

dear/dears

death/deaths

deep/deeps

demon/demons

devil/devils

dia/mond(s)

diamond/diamonds

dirt/bag(s)

dog/dogs

drama/dramas

dream/dreams

drink/drinks

drip/drips

drip/drops

drop/drops

drunk/drunks

dusk/dusks

dusk/dusky

ear/rings

earring/earrings

eerie/eeries

eldritch/eldritch(es)

em/bers

ember/embers

emo/emos

eve/eves

evening/evenings

evil/evils

fashion/fashions

fatal/fatals

fate/al(s)

fate/fates

fe/line(s)

feline/felines

feral/ferals

ferro/ferros

fiend/fiends

fight/fights

fire/fires

fire/works

flame/flames

fluid/fluids

freak/freaks

fuck/fucks

fun/funeral(s)

funeral/funerals

gem/gems

god/damn

god/gods

goth/gothic(s)

goth/goths

grave/graves

grave/gravestone(s)

gravestone/gravestones

grief/griefs

grime/grimes

grin/grins

growl/growls

grudge/grudge(s)

grunge/grunge(s)

handsome/handsomes

hart/harts

haunt/haunts

heart/broken

heart/hearts

hell/hells

hell/hound(s)

hellhound/hellhounds

herb/herbs

hop/hops

hope/hopes

hope/less(‘s)

hopeless/hopeless(‘s)

horror/horrors

hos/tile(s)

hostile/hostiles

hound/hounds

hush/hush(es)

hx/hxm

ink/inks

ink/inky

jet/black

jet/jets

jewel/jewels

jewelry/jewelry(‘s)

joke/jokes

jump/jumps

jump/scare(s)

jumpscare/jumpscares

keg/kegs

keg/stand(s)

king/kings

knife/knives

knives/knives(‘s)

know/knows

lace/laces

laugh/laughs

leap/leaps

less/lesses

light/lighter

light/lights

lighter/lighters

lo/ser(s)

loser/boy(‘s)

loser/girl(‘s)

loser/losers

low/lows

lust/lustful

lust/lusts

lustful/lustful(‘s)

ma/roon(s)

mace/maces

mad/mads

make/makes

make/up

makeup/makeup(s)

mare/mares

maroon/maroons

max/imum

max/maxes

max/max’s

maxie/maxies, maxi/maxies

maximum/maximums

meme/memes

mid/mids

mid/nights

midnight/midnights

mon/mons

mourn/mourns

murk/murks

murk/murky

murky/murky(‘s)

music/musics

mutt/mutts

muzzle/muzzles

nail/nails

nail/polish

nerve/nerves

nerve/nervous

night/midnights

night/nights

nightmare/nightmares

ob/sidians

obsidian/obsidians

omen/omens

onyx/onyx(‘s)

out/cast(s)

out/outs

pitch/black

pitch/pitch(es)

poi/son(s)

poison/poisons

polish/polish(es)

pon/pons

pop/pops

pour/pours

pretty/pretty(‘s)

prince/prince(s)

princess/princess(es)

queen/queens

ray/rays

ray/ven

re/gret(s)

red/reds

regret/regrets

rib/ribs

ride/rider

ride/rides

ring/rings

roar/roars

rogue/rogues

ruin/ruins

run/runs

sad/sads

scare/scares

scare/scary

scorch/scorches

scream/screams

screamo/screamo(‘s)

self/selfs

set/sets

sev/sevs

sev/ven(s)

sev/ver

seven/sevens

sever/severs

sharp/sharps

sharp/teeth

shh/shhs

shoe/shoes

shush/shush(es)

shx/hxr

sick/sicks

sin/sins

skull/skulls

slash/slashes

smirk/smirks

smoke/smokes

smoke/smokey

snap/snaps

snarl/snarls

som/bers

som/soms

somber/sombers

son/sons

sorrow/sorrows

spark/sparkle(s)

spark/sparks

sparkle/sparkles

spine/spines

sprint/sprints

stag/stags

stall/stalls

stallion/stallions

stand/stands

star/less(‘s)

starless/starless(‘s)

starve/starves

stone/stones

stud/studs

sun/suns

swipe/swipes

tat/tats

tat/too

tattoo/tattoo(s)

teeth/teeths

teeth/tooth

that/thats

that/thing(s)

the/max (as in ‘to the max’)

thing/things

thxy/thxm

tie/ties

tiger/tigers

tone/tones

tooth/teeth

un/lits

un/nerves

unlit/unlit(‘s)

unnerve/unnerves

up/set(s)

up/ups

vam/pire(s)

vamp/vamps

vampire/vampires

vein/veins

ven/vens

vial/vials

void/voids

wea/pon(s)

weapon/weapons

wild/wilds

win/ner(s)

winner/winners

woodland/woodlands

woof/woofs

wrath/wraths

yawn/yawns

yearn/yearns

zom/zoms

zomb/zombs

zombie/zombies

[the-worst-fe-player]

Just wanna say I know it's in my bio but sometimes people dont read those but if you ever need a trigger or just anything in general taged please let me know and I'll happily do it. You can even let me know on anon if your neverous

[doomed-syko]

obviously, rob is ur fav from the band, but who's ur second fav band meme ber? + what are some of ur fav lyrics from like any of Inhaler's songs??? for example, one of mine is from 'falling in'; 'a shot in the chest couldn't wake u up, u need a human touch, it's never enough'

it actually changes a lot lol, like i have phases where i’m like head over heels for eli (chars eli era as i like to call it) but the same goes for ryan and josh as well — so let’s say it depends lol

for the fav lyrics, i really really love in who’s your money on? (plastic house): “who’s gonna keep you alive? i’ll put myself on the line, i owe you more than i have” like the first time i heard eli sing that i was just silent in shock lmao

another one is in a night on the floor when eli sings “oh, this for all the people who want what’s mine, i’m on my knees just tell me where i sign” LIKE WTFF?? i know eli keeps going on about how this isn’t about sex — bullshit this is about fucking idc

and of course the iconic “on this rainy day, i beg for your hand in marriage” from we have to move on —like that’s the most romantic thing i’ve ever heard someone say 😩

but that falling in lyric is sooo good ughh 😩😩 falling in is so fucking good we don’t appreciate her enough

[planetiinente]

22:52

It hurts

Hey, kam koh qe nuk shkruaj dicka te till, duhet tisha duke msuar po nuk mundem me dhe thjesht doja te shkruaja dicka tjeter pervec leksioneve. Seriozisht nuk jam mir, ndoshta do thuash si gjithmon kur kam qen ndonjiher mir po sot me duket ndryshe. Nuk ka qen dit aq e keqe per cudi, madje dhe ndoshta te thuash dite "normale". Dola be mgjes piva kafen me mamin sic e kemi zakon ne fundjav, ikem blem dicka qe na duhej per shpin pasi ishte prishur, shkova lart tek nusja e dajes pasi kishim disa kohe pa kaluar dhe na thirri dhe ika msova si zakonisht nmoncherin ku ulem gjithmon. Ulem atje se dhe pse ka pafund njerez askush nuk te bezdis dhe ne kufjet e mia me muzik rri rehat po nderkoh ndjej pranine e personave te tjere. As njerzit e lokalit nuk te bezdisin rri me ore te tera dhe sme kan then asnjeher gje pasi futem ne nje cep me fletoren dhe laptopin para dhe vazhdoj mesoj pa pushim. Po sot spo e beja dot me kte gje, kan ndodhur shum gjera gjith kto koh po sot nuk ndihem te flas per asnji nga ato ndoshta vetem per cdo gje qe me ka ndodhur sot.

Fillova cigaren pakashum...so yey me. Im doing great per personin qe thoshte as nuk kam per tprovuar as alkool as cigare asgje dhe thjesht mendimi me conte te thoja pfff harroje, so thats a good start for now. Pash nje meme ne Twitter qe ishte fiks kjo gje qe thash lart qe i vogel mendon pse duhet ti besh gjith kto gjera te "kqija" dhe kur arrin nji moshe youre like... you have to life gets to you... ne meme ishte 24 mosha un jam 21 so yesss won that one too. :) man i knew this shit was hard but pse duhet tvin cdo gje e keqe bashk ne tnjejtrn kohe nuk mund te kemi nji periudh pushimi tvogel. Ore spo kerkoj shum nji dite. Nji dit te vetme dua tjem i lumtur dreqi ta haj, ku nuk kam pse te mbaj veten cdo moment, ku nuk kam pse te tregohem as i fort madje lere fare pjesen i lumtur , ore dua tjem i qete, thjesht tjem i qet e mos tkem tmerrem me cdo problem qe mund te dali. But noooo, jeta ta shpif e kur je vetem e ve re me mir kte gje, e kur mund tjesh me rob verdall ose njerez qe flet or smth i dont know prap vetem je dhe esht ajo ndjesia qe ca dreqin po bej ktu so fuck all this. Mos ki merak, nuk jam aq i dobet sa theq dore, ose me sakt si kam then e me para nuk kam aq zemer sa theq dor se nfund tfundit mund tjem i shkatrruar fizikisht, menderisht , shpirterisht e cdo gje po prap dua ta provoj te jem i lumtur nji dit. Ndoshta sdo ja arrij, ne kte moment nuk kam shum shpresa po prap kushedi, mendoj...ose tpakten besoj do kem nji jete te gjate so kurr nuk i dihet maybe me von ndodh ndonjigje.

Anyway po perpiqesha tbeja rutinen e te msuarit si te qenit me sezon and everything, shkruaj po asgje nuk hy ne tru... fuck it e lash dola piva nji cigare aty jasht lokalit se jemi ber duhan pires gjojash dhe po rrija ne cel nderkohe. Njerez qe kalonin pafund, ajo moncheri esht dhe mu ne rruge, shifje cdo gje po dhe qielli dukej bukur nate moment dreqi. Po qe spaskan pasur faj dhe sikur me qetsoi ajo cigarja e dyte... vazhdoja rrija kot ne cel as sdi me ca mendoja po kot shifja njerzit qe kalonin. Vazhdova leksionin thash ta mbaroj e nji tpakten e per cudi e mbarova, prap mos harro nuk esht se kuptova gje po thjesht ideja. Thenen ne provim do e ndrris po ska problem kte sezon te dhjer kemi qellim te kalojme. :) so ika ne shpi, aty ku humb motivin per cdo gje. Nuk e di arsyen pse. A esht ambjent qe jam rehat e ne qetsine time dhe nuk dua ta prish duke mesuar te thuash...? Nah se besoj tjet ajo. Thjesht me duket sikur mbytem aty. Dua tmbaroj kte shkoll e tiki nga ky vend. Me mir do doja te zhdukesha but ehhh still got stuff to do so duhet tpresi ca vite ajo. Disa her dua tzhdukem ta nis nga e para po pastaj mendoj qe dhe duke ndejtur sesht po ndryshoj ndonji gje nga ajo e nisura nga e para, pasi vetem po ne cdo kuptim vetem kjo ska ndryshusr nga me para. Per nje permbledhje tshkurter te ksaj kohe, u " pajtova" me ato qe kisha ne klas e kjo per arsyen e vetme qe fuck it e nji vit eshte sa trrija tu i injoru ncdo moment nklas tpakten ne ate kohe tishte normale i thencin, yeah e di shum ironike nga ana ime, the big thing ishte qe ishi donte te kthehej ta provonim perseri, un si idjot pranova pas shum te foluri si ta benim te funksiononte kte here. Dhe e di cfare. Ndoshta e vure re qe thash ishi jo e dashura apo ndonji gje tjeter :) yeah talli karin prap me mua ndejti nji muaj dhe me la prap so yeah that went well... kshuqe jam ne ate piken e dashur qe dashuria ekziston ne kte bote por jo per mua. Ajo pervecse talli karin dhe me shkatrroi mua shkatrroi e ato pak shoqeri qe u perpoqa te krijoja gjithe ate koh qe po perpiqesha tbehesha me mir so another big plus for me there. Well than mson nga gabimet po tshofim si do bej ky idjoti tani e tutje hehe :)

Hmmm ca tjeter...

Yeah ke nusja dajes ajo lexo filxhane... now un si besoj kto gjera fare...po kur them fare fareeeeee po gjithsesi isha aty skishte kuptim mos e pija i kafe un... fjalet qe mtha ishin tmira, felt good you know, po nja dy gjera me ngelen nmendje tshofim tani sa tverteta do dalin nga ato. Shpresoj gjerat e mira tpakten te ndodhin.

A po e lash ke ardhja ne shpi, ndihem i bllokuar and everything.... yeah fuck all that as muzika nuk me ben me pune. duke qen qe kam len cdo hobi tmundshem qe kisha dhe qe beja me qef tani kam ngelur komplet bosh. Perfekte. Futbolli nuk me shijon me, serialet kushedi sa muaj kam pa pare lere pastaj filmat qe nuk guxoj ta mendoj kur ka qen i fundit qe kam pare, po kam filluar nuk lexoj me as mangat qe tpakten i vazhdova, nja dy update tkapitujve trinj te kryesoreve that you must see you know dhe lista updateve te tjera vazhdon aty e gjat shumeee, sbehet llaf per tnisur dicka tre nah. Po gjeja qe mdhemb me shum ishte se ajo tpakten ishte dicka qe e beja dhe knaqesha. Tashme dhe ato me jan merzitur si cdo gje tjeter ne kte jet.

Pasion per asgje, dashuri per askend , urrejte per cudi per askend as per ate qe me beri mut ne cdo kuptim te mundshem, so nothing. Ca po bej ne kte jet pys veten. Tpakten po perpiqem tjem nji njeri me i mir, askush sesht perfekt as veten se kam mbajtur ndonjiher te atill po tpakten e di qe po perpiqem. Jan ca gjera tvogla qe po perpiqem ti bej per ti lehtesuar jeten njerezve ose per ti ndihmuar ose sikur per ti hequr nji barre a ku di un si mund ta thuash. Thjesht po perpiqem tjem nje njeri me i mir kaq, sa me shume te mundem. I kerkova falje nje shoqe me te cilen gabova, nuk e di a me ka falur ne tvertet dhe nuk ja kerkova tme falte e te ishim prap shok pasi ajo shoqeri esht djegur po prap me dhimbti dhe pse e di qe un isha ai qe gabova ne cdo gje. Po perpiqem tjem me trim te thuash dhe te them ate ca mendoj ose ca ndjej. Nuk po ja dal dot mban si duhet pasi gjithmon bllokohem po me pelqen te mendoj qe po perpiqem. Ne mendjen time bisedat shkojne vaj madje jam martuar me nja dy vajza qe i kam pare ne kafe aq te bukura ishin. Se tallem, nuk shkuam deri ne martes jo deri ke bashkjetesa pasi jemi ne bote moderne, nuk do behemi tied down nga mendimet e vjetra xp.

E kshu se di tani ca doja tthoja tjeter sikur u bllokova, po kam ven re qe kam filluar jam ber shum i ndjeshem per cdo gje, se di ngaqe jam kaq poshte apo cfar se me para skam qen kshu dreqi ta haj e ndjej qe per cdo gje qe mund ta quash te dhimbshme jam gati per tqar... ndoshta dua tnxjerr inatin a ndonjigje ... pffff se di mos tgenjej kot cdreqin kam.

-R

P.S. not much to say this time just listen to this one if you want to...

[aph-netherlands]

first, I appreciate you seeing all the nordics as related because I do that too (so I don't mind Den/Nor and Su/Fin but like, I don't actively ship them) and second: what do you think Denmark and Iceland + Sweden and Iceland's relationships are like? (I think both are like his father-ish figures but idk)

aaa yeah! i see the viking trio + iceland as siblings, and finland as sort of a childhood friend (who is cousins with estonia and hungary!)

to answer your question, mathias and berwald LOVE their babiest brother so much. they’re really protective of him in their own ways, and while emil is equally close with all his brothers, he has specific interactions with each of them that he loves most. with mathias, he loves that he finds gen z humour to be the most hilarious shit, he can show him any meme and he’ll LOSE IT. also, emil films a lot of tiktoks with mathias because he’s willing to do literally anything. they actually like going out to do things together too, mathias has a tendency to bring out emil’s goofy fun teenager side, which he often hides with the angsty teenager side of himself.

with berwald, he often goes to him for support. lukas tends to blow things out of proportion, going a little overboard with mild upsets when it comes to his only younger brother (“who made you feel so bad??? i’ll fucking end them i swear. you know i’m good with stealth they’ll never even see me coming”). berwald keeps far calmer and is simply there as a shoulder to cry on and a provider of solutions. but don’t be fooled, ber is emil’s go-to guy when it comes to pulling practical jokes and pranks on the other two. he knows how mischevious his older brother is, even if he doesn’t look it.

[sverige-san]

[[ @removethewallinourhearts ]]

[hlupdate]

A hand­shake can quell polit­i­cal unrest and sti­fle impend­ing war. It can, with a bit of spit, val­i­date a gentleman’s agree­ment, end a years-long roman­tic rela­tion­ship or send a young heart rac­ing. But it all depends on the two par­ties involved.

Daisy, 21, felt a seis­mic jolt when Har­ry Styles, 25, wear­ing a striped jumper and rings on three of his five fin­gers, clutched her hand two days after this year’s Met Gala in New York, when she served him gela­to at the shop where she worked.

“He decid­ed on a small mint choco­late gela­to and I made his and the one for his friend and I said, ​‘Can I just say I absolute­ly loved your Met Gala look’ and he said ​‘Thank you very much! What’s your name?’ And I said, ​‘Daisy’ AND HE FUCK­ING EXTEND­ED HISHAND AND REACHED TO SHAKE MY HAND AND I ACTU­AL­LY FUCK­INGSHOOK HIS HAND WHAT THE FUCK,” she wrote on Insta­gram after The Shak­en­ing. ​“Like I didn’t even say any­thing to gas him up besides ​‘I loved your met gala look’ and his fine ass went and shook my hand! WHAT A BEAU­TI­FUL FUCK­ING HUMAN BEINGTHAT HE IS GOD BLESS HIM AND I HOPE HW [sic] LIVES FOREVER.”

For Har­ry Styles, a hand­shake can be a roman­tic ges­ture, con­jur­ing a potent rev­er­ence in its recip­i­ent, like the time he met Gucci’s cre­ative direc­tor Alessan­dro Michele. ​“He was as attrac­tive as James Dean and as per­sua­sive as Gre­ta Gar­bo. He was like a Luchi­no Vis­con­ti char­ac­ter, like an Apol­lo: at the same time sexy as a woman, as a kid, as a man,” Michele told me, has­ten­ing to add: ​“Of course, Har­ry is not aware of this.”

No, Styles has no idea the pow­er he wields. In per­son, he’s tow­er­ing, like some­one who is not that much taller but whose rep­u­ta­tion adds four inch­es. Styles has a seda­tive bari­tone, spo­ken in a rum­my north­ern Eng­lish accent, that tum­bles out so slow­ly you for­get the name of your first born, a swag­ger that has been nursed and per­fect­ed in myth­i­cal places with names like Pais­ley Park, or Abbey Road, or Grace­land. Makes com­plete sense that he would be up for the role of Elvis Pres­ley in Baz Luhrmann’s upcom­ing biopic. He was primed, nay, born to shake his hips, all but one but­ton on his shirt cling­ing for dear life around his tor­so. Then the part was award­ed to anoth­er actor, Austin Butler.

“[Elvis] was such an icon for me grow­ing up,” Styles tells me. ​“There was some­thing almost sacred about him, almost like I didn’t want to touch him. Then I end­ed up get­ting into [his life] a bit and I wasn’t dis­ap­point­ed,” he adds of his ini­tial research and prepa­ra­tions to play The King. He seems relaxed about los­ing the part to But­ler. ​“I feel like if I’m not the right per­son for the thing, then it’s best for both of us that I don’t do it, you know?”

Styles released his self-titled debut solo album in May 2017. The boy­band grad was clear­ly unin­ter­est­ed in hol­low­ing out the charts with more for­mu­la­ic meme pop. Instead, to the sur­prise of many, he dug his heels into retro-fetishist West Coast ​’70s rock. Some of the One Direc­tion fan-hordes might have been con­fused, but no mat­ter: Har­ry Styles sold one mil­lion copies.

Despite its com­mer­cial and crit­i­cal suc­cess, he didn’t tour the album right away. He want­ed to act in the Christo­pher Nolan film Dunkirk. To his cred­it, his por­tray­al of a British sol­dier cow­er­ing in a moored boat on the French beach­es as the Nazis advanced wasn’t skew­ered in the press like the movie debuts of, say, Madon­na or Justin Tim­ber­lake. Per­haps he was fol­low­ing advice giv­en by Elton John, who had urged him to diver­si­fy. ​“He was bril­liant in Dunkirk, which took a lot of peo­ple by sur­prise,” John writes in an email. ​“I love how he takes chances and risks.” Act­ing, unlike music, is a release for Styles; it’s the one time he can be not himself.

“Why do I want to act? It’s so dif­fer­ent to music for me,” he says, sud­den­ly ani­mat­ed. ​“They’re almost oppo­site for me. Music, you try and put so much of your­self into it; act­ing, you’re try­ing to total­ly dis­ap­pear in who­ev­er you’re being.”

Fol­low­ing the news that he missed out on Pres­ley, his name was float­ed for the role of Prince Eric in Disney’s live-action remake of The Lit­tle Mer­maid. How­ev­er, fans will have to wait a bit longer to see Styles on the big screen as that idea, too, has sunk. He won’t be The King or the Prince. ​“It was dis­cussed,” he acknow­ledges before swift­ly chang­ing the sub­ject. ​“I want to put music out and focus on that for a while. But every­one involved in it was amaz­ing, so I think it’s going to be great. I’ll enjoy watch­ing it, I’m sure.”

The new album is wrapped and the sin­gle is decid­ed upon. ​“It’s not like his last album,” his friend, rock ​‘n’ roll leg­end Ste­vie Nicks, told me recent­ly over the phone. ​“It’s not like any­thing One Direc­tion ever did. It’s pure Har­ry, as Har­ry would say. He’s made a very dif­fer­ent record and it’s spectacular.”

Beyond that, Styles is keep­ing his cards close to his chest as to his next musi­cal move. How­ev­er, the air is thick with rumours that his main wing­man for HS2 is Kid Har­poon, aka Tom Hull, who co-wrote debut album track Sweet Crea­ture. No less an author­i­ty than Liam Gal­lagher told us that both big band escapees were in the same stu­dio – RAK in north-west Lon­don – at the same time mak­ing their sec­ond solo albums. Styles played him a cou­ple of tracks, ​“and I tell you what, they’re good,” Gal­lagher enthused. ​“A bit like that Bon Iver. Is that his name?”

Har­ry Styles met Nicks at a Fleet­wood Mac con­cert in Los Ange­les in April 2015. Some­thing about him felt authen­tic to the leg­endary front­woman: ground­ed, like she’d known him for­ev­er, blessed with a win­ning moon­shot grin. A month lat­er, they met back­stage at anoth­er Mac gig, this time at the O2 in Lon­don. Styles brought a car­rot cake for Nicks’ birth­day, her name piped in icing on top. By her own admis­sion, Nicks doesn’t even cel­e­brate birth­days, so this was a sur­prise. ​“He was per­son­al­ly respon­si­ble for me actu­al­ly hav­ing to cel­e­brate my birth­day, which was very sweet,” she says.

Styles’ rela­tion­ship with Nicks is hard to define. Induct­ing her into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in New York as a solo artist ear­li­er this year, his speech hymned her as a ​“mag­i­cal gyp­sy god­moth­er who occu­pies the in-between”. She’s called him her ​“lovechild” with Mick Fleet­wood and the ​“son I nev­er had”. Both have moved past the pre­lim­i­nary chat acknowl­edg­ing each other’s unquan­tifi­able tal­ents and smooth­ly accel­er­at­ed towards play­ful cut-and-thrust ban­ter of a witch mom and her naughty child.

They per­form togeth­er – he sings The Chainand Stop Drag­gin’ My Heart Around; she sings the one alleged­ly writ­ten about Tay­lor Swift, Two Ghosts. One of those per­for­mances was at the Guc­ci Cruise after­par­ty in Rome in May, for ​“a lot of mon­ey”, Nicks tells me, in a ​“big kind of cas­tle place”. She has become his de fac­to men­tor – one phone call is all it takes to reach the Queen of Rock’n’Roll for advice on sequenc­ing (“She is real­ly good at track list­ing,” Styles admits) or just to hear each other’s voic­es… because, well, wouldn’t you?

Fol­low­ing anoth­er Fleet­wood Mac con­cert, at London’s Wem­b­ley Sta­di­um, in June, Nicks met Styles for a late (Indi­an) din­ner. He then invit­ed her back to his semi-detached Geor­gian man­sion in north Lon­don for a lis­ten­ing par­ty at mid­night. The album – HS2or what­ev­er it’ll be called – was fin­ished. Nicks, her assis­tant Karen, her make-up artist and her friends Jess and Mary crammed onto Styles’ liv­ing-room couch. They lis­tened to it once through in silence like a ​“bunch of edu­cat­ed monks or some­thing in this dark room”. Then once again, 15 or 16 tracks, this time each of his guests offer­ing live feed­back. It wrapped at 5am, just as the sun was bleed­ing through the curtains.

Even for a pop star of Styles’ stature, press­ing ​“play” on a deeply per­son­al work for your hero to digest, watch­ing her face react in real time to your new music, must be… what?

“It’s a dou­ble-edged thing,” he replies. ​“You’re always ner­vous when you are play­ing peo­ple music for the first time. You’ve heard it so much by this point, you for­get that peo­ple haven’t heard it before. It’s hard to not feel like you’ve done what you’ve set out to do. You are hap­py with some­thing and then some­one who you respect so much and look up to is, like: ​‘I real­ly like this.’ It feels like a large stamp [of approval]. It’s a big step towards feel­ing very com­fort­able with what­ev­er else hap­pens to it.”

Wad­ing through Styles’ back­ground info is exhaust­ing, since he was spanked by fame in the social media era where every god­dam blink of a kohl-rimmed eye has been doc­u­ment­ed from six angles. (And yes, he does some­times wear guyliner.)

Deep breath: born in Red­ditch, Worces­ter­shire, to par­ents Des and Anne, who divorced when he was sev­en. Grew up in Holmes Chapel in Cheshire with his sis­ter Gem­ma, mum and step­dad Robin Twist. Rode hors­es at a near­by sta­ble for free (“I was a bad rid­er, but I was a rid­er”). Stopped rid­ing, ​“got into dif­fer­ent stuff”. Formed a band, White Eski­mo, with school­mates. Aged 16, tried out for the 2010 run of The X Fac­torwith a stir­ring but aver­age ren­di­tion of Ste­vie Wonder’s Isn’t She Love­ly. Cut from the show and put into a boy band with four oth­ers, Louis Tom­lin­son, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik, and called One Direc­tion. Became inter­na­tion­al­ly famous, toured the globe. Zayn quit to go solo. Toured some more. Dat­ed but maybe didn’t date Car­o­line Flack, Rita Ora and Tay­lor Swift – whom he report­ed­ly dumped in the British Vir­gin Islands. (This rela­tion­ship, if noth­ing else, yield­ed an icon­ic, can­did shot of Swift look­ing deject­ed, being motored back to shore on the back of a boat called the Fly­ing Ray.) One Direc­tion dis­cussed dis­band­ing in 2014, actu­al­ly dis­solved in 2015. They remain friend­ly, and Styles offi­cial­ly went solo in 2016.

It’s been two years since his epony­mous debut and lead sin­gle, Sign of the Times, shocked the world and Elton John with its swag­ger­ing, soft rock sound. ​“It came out of left field and I loved it,” John says.

After 89 are­na-packed shows across five con­ti­nents grossed him, the label, whomev­er, over $61 mil­lion, Styles had all but dis­ap­peared. He has emerged only inter­mit­tent­ly for pub­lic-fac­ing events – a Guc­ci after­par­ty per­for­mance here, a Met Gala co-chair­ing there. He relo­cat­ed from Los Ange­les back to Lon­don, sell­ing his Hol­ly­wood Hills house for $6mil­lion and ship­ping his Jaguar E-type across the Atlantic so he could take joyrides on the M25.

“I’m not over LA,” he insists when I ask about the move. ​“My rela­tion­ship with LAchanged a lot. What I want­ed from LA changed.”

A great escape, he would agree, is some­times nec­es­sary. He was in Tokyo for most of Jan­u­ary, hav­ing near­ly fin­ished his album. ​“I need­ed time to get out of that album frame-of-mind of: ​‘Is it fin­ished? Where am I at? What’s hap­pen­ing?’ I real­ly need­ed that time away from every­one. I was kind of just in Tokyo by myself.” His sab­bat­i­cal most­ly involved read­ing Haru­ki Murakami’s The Wind-Up Bird Chron­i­cle, singing Nir­vana at karaoke, writ­ing alone in his hotel room, lis­ten­ing to music and eaves­drop­ping on strangers in alien con­ver­sa­tion. ​“It was just a pos­i­tive time for my head and I think that impact­ed the album in a big way.”

Dur­ing this break he watched a lot of films, read a lot of books. Some­times he texts these rec­om­men­da­tions to his pal Michele at Guc­ci. He told Michele to watch the Ali Mac­graw film, Love Sto­ry. ​“We text what friends text about. He is the same [as me] in terms of he lives in his own world and he does his own thing. I love dress­ing up and he loves dress­ing up.”

Because he loves dress­ing up, Michele chose Styles to be the face of three Guc­ci Tai­lor­ing cam­paigns and of its new gen­der­less fra­grance, Mémoire d’une Odeur.

“The moment I met him, I imme­di­ate­ly under­stood there was some­thing strong around him,” Michele tells me. ​“I realised he was much more than a young singer. He was a young man, dressed in a thought­ful way, with uncombed hair and a beau­ti­ful voice. I thought he gath­ered with­in him­self the fem­i­nine and the masculine.”

Fash­ion, for Styles, is a play­ground. Some­thing he doesn’t take too seri­ous­ly. A cou­ple of years ago Har­ry Lam­bert, his styl­ist since 2015, acquired for him a pair of pink metal­lic Saint Lau­rent boots that he has nev­er been pho­tographed wear­ing. They are exceed­ing­ly rare – few pairs exist. Styles wears them ​“to get milk”. They are, in his words, ​“super-fun”. He’s not sure, but he has, ball­park, 50 pairs of shoes, as well as full clos­ets in at least three post­codes. He set­tles on an out­fit fair­ly quick­ly, maybe changes his T-shirt once before head­ing out, but most­ly knows what he likes.

What he may not ful­ly com­pre­hend is that sim­ply by being pho­tographed in a gar­ment he can spur the career of a design­er, as he has with Har­ris Reed, Palo­mo Spain, Charles Jef­frey, Alled-Martínez and a new favourite, Bode. Styles wore a SS16 Guc­ci flo­ral suit to the 2015 Amer­i­can Music Awards. When he was asked who made his suit on the red car­pet, Guc­ci began trend­ing world­wide on Twitter.

“It was one of the first times a male wore Alessandro’s run­way designs and, at the time, men were not tak­ing too many red car­pet risks,” says Lam­bert. ​“Who knows if it influ­enced oth­ers, but it was a spe­cial moment. Plus, it was fun see­ing the fans dress up in suits to come see Harry’s shows.”

Yet tra­di­tion­al gen­der codes of dress still have the minds of mid­dle Amer­i­ca in a choke­hold. Men can’t wear women’s clothes, say the online whingers, who have labelled him ​“trag­ic”, ​“a clown” and a Bowie wannabe. Styles doesn’t care. ​“What’s fem­i­nine and what’s mas­cu­line, what men are wear­ing and what women are wear­ing – it’s like there are no lines any more.”

Elton John agrees: ​“It worked for Marc Bolan, Bowie and Mick. Har­ry has the same qualities.”

Then there is the ques­tion of Styles’ sex­u­al­i­ty, some­thing he has admit­ted­ly ​“nev­er real­ly start­ed to label”, which will plague him until he does. Per­haps it’s part of his allure. He’s bran­dished a pride flag that read ​“Make Amer­i­ca Gay Again” on stage, and plant­ed a stake some­where left of cen­tre on sexuality’s rain­bow spectrum.

“In the posi­tion that he’s in, he can’t real­ly say a lot, but he chose a queer girl band to open for him and I think that speaks vol­umes,” Josette Maskin of the queer band MUNA told The Face ear­li­er this year.

“I get a lot of…” Styles trails off, wheels turn­ing on how he can dis­cuss sex­u­al­i­ty with­out real­ly answer­ing. ​“I’m not always super-out­spo­ken. But I think it’s very clear from choic­es that I make that I feel a cer­tain way about lots of things. I don’t know how to describe it. I guess I’m not…” He paus­es again, piv­ots. ​“I want every­one to feel wel­come at shows and online. They want to be loved and equal, you know? I’m nev­er unsup­port­ed, so it feels weird for me to over­think it for some­one else.”

Sex­u­al­i­ty aside, he must acknowl­edge that he has sex appeal. ​“The word ​‘sexy’ sounds so strange com­ing out of my mouth. So I would say that that’s prob­a­bly why I would not con­sid­er myself sexy.”

Har­ry Styles has emerged ful­ly-formed, an anachro­nis­tic rock star, vague in sen­si­bil­i­ty but des­tined to impress with a dis­arm­ing smile and a warm but firm handshake.

I recite to him a quote from Chrissie Hyn­de of The Pre­tenders about her time atop rock’s throne: ​“I nev­er got into this for the mon­ey or because I want­ed to join in the super­star sex around the swim­ming pools. I did it because the offer of a record con­tract came along and it seemed like it might be more fun than being a wait­ress. Now, I’m not so sure.”

Styles – who worked in a bak­ery in a small north­ern town some time before play­ing to 40,000 scream­ing fans in South Amer­i­can are­nas – must have wit­nessed some shit, been invit­ed to a few pool­side sex par­ties, in his time.

“I’ve seen a cou­ple of things,” he nods in agree­ment. ​“But I’m still young. I feel like there’s still stuff to see.”

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The Face - Volume 4 . Issue 1

A hand­shake can quell polit­i­cal unrest and sti­fle impend­ing war. It can, with a bit of spit, val­i­date a gentleman’s agree­ment, end a years-long roman­tic rela­tion­ship or send a young heart rac­ing. But it all depends on the two par­ties involved.

Daisy, 21, felt a seis­mic jolt when Har­ry Styles, 25, wear­ing a striped jumper and rings on three of his five fin­gers, clutched her hand two days after this year’s Met Gala in New York, when she served him gela­to at the shop where she worked.

“He decid­ed on a small mint choco­late gela­to and I made his and the one for his friend and I said, ​‘Can I just say I absolute­ly loved your Met Gala look’ and he said ​‘Thank you very much! What’s your name?’ And I said, ​‘Daisy’ AND HE FUCK­ING EXTEND­ED HIS HAND AND REACHEDTO SHAKE MY HAND AND I ACTU­AL­LY FUCK­ING SHOOK HIS HAND WHAT THEFUCK,” she wrote on Insta­gram after The Shak­en­ing. ​“Like I didn’t even say any­thing to gas him up besides ​‘I loved your met gala look’ and his fine ass went and shook my hand! WHATA BEAU­TI­FUL FUCK­ING HUMAN BEING THAT HE IS GOD BLESS HIM AND I HOPE HW[sic] LIVES FOREVER.”

For Har­ry Styles, a hand­shake can be a roman­tic ges­ture, con­jur­ing a potent rev­er­ence in its recip­i­ent, like the time he met Gucci’s cre­ative direc­tor Alessan­dro Michele. ​“He was as attrac­tive as James Dean and as per­sua­sive as Gre­ta Gar­bo. He was like a Luchi­no Vis­con­ti char­ac­ter, like an Apol­lo: at the same time sexy as a woman, as a kid, as a man,” Michele told me, has­ten­ing to add: ​“Of course, Har­ry is not aware of this.”

No, Styles has no idea the pow­er he wields. In per­son, he’s tow­er­ing, like some­one who is not that much taller but whose rep­u­ta­tion adds four inch­es. Styles has a seda­tive bari­tone, spo­ken in a rum­my north­ern Eng­lish accent, that tum­bles out so slow­ly you for­get the name of your first born, a swag­ger that has been nursed and per­fect­ed in myth­i­cal places with names like Pais­ley Park, or Abbey Road, or Grace­land. Makes com­plete sense that he would be up for the role of Elvis Pres­ley in Baz Luhrmann’s upcom­ing biopic. He was primed, nay, born to shake his hips, all but one but­ton on his shirt cling­ing for dear life around his tor­so. Then the part was award­ed to anoth­er actor, Austin Butler.

“[Elvis] was such an icon for me grow­ing up,” Styles tells me. ​“There was some­thing almost sacred about him, almost like I didn’t want to touch him. Then I end­ed up get­ting into [his life] a bit and I wasn’t dis­ap­point­ed,” he adds of his ini­tial research and prepa­ra­tions to play The King. He seems relaxed about los­ing the part to But­ler. ​“I feel like if I’m not the right per­son for the thing, then it’s best for both of us that I don’t do it, you know?”

Styles released his self-titled debut solo album in May 2017. The boy­band grad was clear­ly unin­ter­est­ed in hol­low­ing out the charts with more for­mu­la­ic meme pop. Instead, to the sur­prise of many, he dug his heels into retro-fetishist West Coast ​’70s rock. Some of the One Direc­tion fan-hordes might have been con­fused, but no mat­ter: Har­ry Styles sold one mil­lion copies.

Despite its com­mer­cial and crit­i­cal suc­cess, he didn’t tour the album right away. He want­ed to act in the Christo­pher Nolan film Dunkirk. To his cred­it, his por­tray­al of a British sol­dier cow­er­ing in a moored boat on the French beach­es as the Nazis advanced wasn’t skew­ered in the press like the movie debuts of, say, Madon­na or Justin Tim­ber­lake. Per­haps he was fol­low­ing advice giv­en by Elton John, who had urged him to diver­si­fy. ​“He was bril­liant in Dunkirk, which took a lot of peo­ple by sur­prise,” John writes in an email. ​“I love how he takes chances and risks.” Act­ing, unlike music, is a release for Styles; it’s the one time he can be not himself.

“Why do I want to act? It’s so dif­fer­ent to music for me,” he says, sud­den­ly ani­mat­ed. ​“They’re almost oppo­site for me. Music, you try and put so much of your­self into it; act­ing, you’re try­ing to total­ly dis­ap­pear in who­ev­er you’re being.”

Fol­low­ing the news that he missed out on Pres­ley, his name was float­ed for the role of Prince Eric in Disney’s live-action remake of The Lit­tle Mer­maid. How­ev­er, fans will have to wait a bit longer to see Styles on the big screen as that idea, too, has sunk. He won’t be The King or the Prince. ​“It was dis­cussed,” he acknow­ledges before swift­ly chang­ing the sub­ject. ​“I want to put music out and focus on that for a while. But every­one involved in it was amaz­ing, so I think it’s going to be great. I’ll enjoy watch­ing it, I’m sure.”

The new album is wrapped and the sin­gle is decid­ed upon. ​“It’s not like his last album,” his friend, rock ​‘n’ roll leg­end Ste­vie Nicks, told me recent­ly over the phone. ​“It’s not like any­thing One Direc­tion ever did. It’s pure Har­ry, as Har­ry would say. He’s made a very dif­fer­ent record and it’s spectacular.”

Beyond that, Styles is keep­ing his cards close to his chest as to his next musi­cal move. How­ev­er, the air is thick with rumours that his main wing­man for HS2 is Kid Har­poon, aka Tom Hull, who co-wrote debut album track Sweet Crea­ture. No less an author­i­ty than Liam Gal­lagher told us that both big band escapees were in the same stu­dio – RAK in north-west Lon­don – at the same time mak­ing their sec­ond solo albums. Styles played him a cou­ple of tracks, ​“and I tell you what, they’re good,” Gal­lagher enthused. ​“A bit like that Bon Iver. Is that his name?”

Har­ry Styles met Nicks at a Fleet­wood Mac con­cert in Los Ange­les in April 2015. Some­thing about him felt authen­tic to the leg­endary front­woman: ground­ed, like she’d known him for­ev­er, blessed with a win­ning moon­shot grin. A month lat­er, they met back­stage at anoth­er Mac gig, this time at the O2 in Lon­don. Styles brought a car­rot cake for Nicks’ birth­day, her name piped in icing on top. By her own admis­sion, Nicks doesn’t even cel­e­brate birth­days, so this was a sur­prise. ​“He was per­son­al­ly respon­si­ble for me actu­al­ly hav­ing to cel­e­brate my birth­day, which was very sweet,” she says.

Styles’ rela­tion­ship with Nicks is hard to define. Induct­ing her into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame in New York as a solo artist ear­li­er this year, his speech hymned her as a ​“mag­i­cal gyp­sy god­moth­er who occu­pies the in-between”. She’s called him her ​“lovechild” with Mick Fleet­wood and the ​“son I nev­er had”. Both have moved past the pre­lim­i­nary chat acknowl­edg­ing each other’s unquan­tifi­able tal­ents and smooth­ly accel­er­at­ed towards play­ful cut-and-thrust ban­ter of a witch mom and her naughty child.

They per­form togeth­er – he sings The Chain and Stop Drag­gin’ My Heart Around; she sings the one alleged­ly writ­ten about Tay­lor Swift, Two Ghosts. One of those per­for­mances was at the Guc­ci Cruise after­par­ty in Rome in May, for ​“a lot of mon­ey”, Nicks tells me, in a ​“big kind of cas­tle place”. She has become his de fac­to men­tor – one phone call is all it takes to reach the Queen of Rock’n’Roll for advice on sequenc­ing (“She is real­ly good at track list­ing,” Styles admits) or just to hear each other’s voic­es… because, well, wouldn’t you?

Fol­low­ing anoth­er Fleet­wood Mac con­cert, at London’s Wem­b­ley Sta­di­um, in June, Nicks met Styles for a late (Indi­an) din­ner. He then invit­ed her back to his semi-detached Geor­gian man­sion in north Lon­don for a lis­ten­ing par­ty at mid­night. The album – HS2or what­ev­er it’ll be called – was fin­ished. Nicks, her assis­tant Karen, her make-up artist and her friends Jess and Mary crammed onto Styles’ liv­ing-room couch. They lis­tened to it once through in silence like a ​“bunch of edu­cat­ed monks or some­thing in this dark room”. Then once again, 15 or 16 tracks, this time each of his guests offer­ing live feed­back. It wrapped at 5am, just as the sun was bleed­ing through the curtains.

Even for a pop star of Styles’ stature, press­ing ​“play” on a deeply per­son­al work for your hero to digest, watch­ing her face react in real time to your new music, must be… what?

“It’s a dou­ble-edged thing,” he replies. ​“You’re always ner­vous when you are play­ing peo­ple music for the first time. You’ve heard it so much by this point, you for­get that peo­ple haven’t heard it before. It’s hard to not feel like you’ve done what you’ve set out to do. You are hap­py with some­thing and then some­one who you respect so much and look up to is, like: ​‘I real­ly like this.’ It feels like a large stamp [of approval]. It’s a big step towards feel­ing very com­fort­able with what­ev­er else hap­pens to it.”

Wad­ing through Styles’ back­ground info is exhaust­ing, since he was spanked by fame in the social media era where every god­dam blink of a kohl-rimmed eye has been doc­u­ment­ed from six angles. (And yes, he does some­times wear guyliner.)

Deep breath: born in Red­ditch, Worces­ter­shire, to par­ents Des and Anne, who divorced when he was sev­en. Grew up in Holmes Chapel in Cheshire with his sis­ter Gem­ma, mum and step­dad Robin Twist. Rode hors­es at a near­by sta­ble for free (“I was a bad rid­er, but I was a rid­er”). Stopped rid­ing, ​“got into dif­fer­ent stuff”. Formed a band, White Eski­mo, with school­mates. Aged 16, tried out for the 2010 run of The X Fac­torwith a stir­ring but aver­age ren­di­tion of Ste­vie Wonder’s Isn’t She Love­ly. Cut from the show and put into a boy band with four oth­ers, Louis Tom­lin­son, Liam Payne, Niall Horan and Zayn Malik, and called One Direc­tion. Became inter­na­tion­al­ly famous, toured the globe. Zayn quit to go solo. Toured some more. Dat­ed but maybe didn’t date Car­o­line Flack, Rita Ora and Tay­lor Swift – whom he report­ed­ly dumped in the British Vir­gin Islands. (This rela­tion­ship, if noth­ing else, yield­ed an icon­ic, can­did shot of Swift look­ing deject­ed, being motored back to shore on the back of a boat called the Fly­ing Ray.) One Direc­tion dis­cussed dis­band­ing in 2014, actu­al­ly dis­solved in 2015. They remain friend­ly, and Styles offi­cial­ly went solo in 2016.

It’s been two years since his epony­mous debut and lead sin­gle, Sign of the Times, shocked the world and Elton John with its swag­ger­ing, soft rock sound. ​“It came out of left field and I loved it,” John says.

After 89 are­na-packed shows across five con­ti­nents grossed him, the label, whomev­er, over $61mil­lion, Styles had all but dis­ap­peared. He has emerged only inter­mit­tent­ly for pub­lic-fac­ing events – a Guc­ci after­par­ty per­for­mance here, a Met Gala co-chair­ing there. He relo­cat­ed from Los Ange­les back to Lon­don, sell­ing his Hol­ly­wood Hills house for $6 mil­lion and ship­ping his Jaguar E-type across the Atlantic so he could take joyrides on the M25.

“I’m not over LA,” he insists when I ask about the move. ​“My rela­tion­ship with LA changed a lot. What I want­ed from LA changed.”

A great escape, he would agree, is some­times nec­es­sary. He was in Tokyo for most of Jan­u­ary, hav­ing near­ly fin­ished his album. ​“I need­ed time to get out of that album frame-of-mind of: ​‘Is it fin­ished? Where am I at? What’s hap­pen­ing?’ I real­ly need­ed that time away from every­one. I was kind of just in Tokyo by myself.” His sab­bat­i­cal most­ly involved read­ing Haru­ki Murakami’s The Wind-Up Bird Chron­i­cle, singing Nir­vana at karaoke, writ­ing alone in his hotel room, lis­ten­ing to music and eaves­drop­ping on strangers in alien con­ver­sa­tion. ​“It was just a pos­i­tive time for my head and I think that impact­ed the album in a big way.”

Dur­ing this break he watched a lot of films, read a lot of books. Some­times he texts these rec­om­men­da­tions to his pal Michele at Guc­ci. He told Michele to watch the Ali Mac­graw film, Love Sto­ry. ​“We text what friends text about. He is the same [as me] in terms of he lives in his own world and he does his own thing. I love dress­ing up and he loves dress­ing up.”

Because he loves dress­ing up, Michele chose Styles to be the face of three Guc­ci Tai­lor­ing cam­paigns and of its new gen­der­less fra­grance, Mémoire d’une Odeur.

“The moment I met him, I imme­di­ate­ly under­stood there was some­thing strong around him,” Michele tells me. ​“I realised he was much more than a young singer. He was a young man, dressed in a thought­ful way, with uncombed hair and a beau­ti­ful voice. I thought he gath­ered with­in him­self the fem­i­nine and the masculine.”

Fash­ion, for Styles, is a play­ground. Some­thing he doesn’t take too seri­ous­ly. A cou­ple of years ago Har­ry Lam­bert, his styl­ist since 2015, acquired for him a pair of pink metal­lic Saint Lau­rent boots that he has nev­er been pho­tographed wear­ing. They are exceed­ing­ly rare – few pairs exist. Styles wears them ​“to get milk”. They are, in his words, ​“super-fun”. He’s not sure, but he has, ball­park, 50 pairs of shoes, as well as full clos­ets in at least three post­codes. He set­tles on an out­fit fair­ly quick­ly, maybe changes his T-shirt once before head­ing out, but most­ly knows what he likes.

What he may not ful­ly com­pre­hend is that sim­ply by being pho­tographed in a gar­ment he can spur the career of a design­er, as he has with Har­ris Reed, Palo­mo Spain, Charles Jef­frey, Alled-Martínez and a new favourite, Bode. Styles wore a SS16 Guc­ci flo­ral suit to the 2015 Amer­i­can Music Awards. When he was asked who made his suit on the red car­pet, Guc­ci began trend­ing world­wide on Twitter.

“It was one of the first times a male wore Alessandro’s run­way designs and, at the time, men were not tak­ing too many red car­pet risks,” says Lam­bert. ​“Who knows if it influ­enced oth­ers, but it was a spe­cial moment. Plus, it was fun see­ing the fans dress up in suits to come see Harry’s shows.”

Yet tra­di­tion­al gen­der codes of dress still have the minds of mid­dle Amer­i­ca in a choke­hold. Men can’t wear women’s clothes, say the online whingers, who have labelled him ​“trag­ic”, ​“a clown” and a Bowie wannabe. Styles doesn’t care. ​“What’s fem­i­nine and what’s mas­cu­line, what men are wear­ing and what women are wear­ing – it’s like there are no lines any more.”

Elton John agrees: ​“It worked for Marc Bolan, Bowie and Mick. Har­ry has the same qualities.”

Then there is the ques­tion of Styles’ sex­u­al­i­ty, some­thing he has admit­ted­ly ​“nev­er real­ly start­ed to label”, which will plague him until he does. Per­haps it’s part of his allure. He’s bran­dished a pride flag that read ​“Make Amer­i­ca Gay Again” on stage, and plant­ed a stake some­where left of cen­tre on sexuality’s rain­bow spectrum.

“In the posi­tion that he’s in, he can’t real­ly say a lot, but he chose a queer girl band to open for him and I think that speaks vol­umes,” Josette Maskin of the queer band MUNA told The Face ear­li­er this year.

“I get a lot of…” Styles trails off, wheels turn­ing on how he can dis­cuss sex­u­al­i­ty with­out real­ly answer­ing. ​“I’m not always super-out­spo­ken. But I think it’s very clear from choic­es that I make that I feel a cer­tain way about lots of things. I don’t know how to describe it. I guess I’m not…” He paus­es again, piv­ots. ​“I want every­one to feel wel­come at shows and online. They want to be loved and equal, you know? I’m nev­er unsup­port­ed, so it feels weird for me to over­think it for some­one else.”

Sex­u­al­i­ty aside, he must acknowl­edge that he has sex appeal. ​“The word ​‘sexy’ sounds so strange com­ing out of my mouth. So I would say that that’s prob­a­bly why I would not con­sid­er myself sexy.”

Har­ry Styles has emerged ful­ly-formed, an anachro­nis­tic rock star, vague in sen­si­bil­i­ty but des­tined to impress with a dis­arm­ing smile and a warm but firm handshake.

I recite to him a quote from Chrissie Hyn­de of The Pre­tenders about her time atop rock’s throne: ​“I nev­er got into this for the mon­ey or because I want­ed to join in the super­star sex around the swim­ming pools. I did it because the offer of a record con­tract came along and it seemed like it might be more fun than being a wait­ress. Now, I’m not so sure.”

Styles – who worked in a bak­ery in a small north­ern town some time before play­ing to 40,000scream­ing fans in South Amer­i­can are­nas – must have wit­nessed some shit, been invit­ed to a few pool­side sex par­ties, in his time.

“I’ve seen a cou­ple of things,” he nods in agree­ment. ​“But I’m still young. I feel like there’s still stuff to see.”

[lizzyxrps]

Happy New Year! For those who might not have followed me for a long time, this is an annual event for me, posting my follow forever. It’s a chance for me to thank those people who have made my life so wonderful in the last year and to look forward to a new year and all the promise and opportunities it holds for me and my friends. It’s also a chance for me to acknowledge who I’ve unfortunately grown apart from and who is no longer an active part of my life. But most importantly, this annual follow forever is a way for me show my love for different blogs and the people who put their time and love into them.  

This year was a year of change for me, between graduating from school and starting a new job, to moving back home and discovering new interests. I made some incredible friends this year, as well as lost some, but along the way I learned to put myself first and cut ties with people who weren’t good for me. Here’s to a welcome send-off for the feverish nightmare that was 2k17, and to a bright and brilliant 2018!

B E S T I E S

@qvakewrites​ // @starswritten - honest to god, Paris, I don’t know what the fuck I’d do without you. I’m not gonna get sappy here because I did that already in my Christmas card but you truly are the best friend I could ever ask for. thank you for your constant cheerleading sessions and spontaneous skype calls and memorizing my awful sleep patterns. thank you for being the best writing partner I’ve ever had and for embarking on so many multimuse adventures with me. I can’t wait till you come move in with me up North. 

@alicnwrites - ily Tina. I know we’ve both been a little out of sync this year thanks to big life changes ( hello new job and crazy class schedules ), but I’m always really thankful for when we do catch up - it seems like no time has passed since we last spoke, we just fall into it so easily. I’m just really grateful you’re in my life because you’re an incredible person.

@peltzwrites- I’m gonna be honest, I don’t remember how long we’ve been friends. since 2014 I think? which means that this is our three year friendiversarry. thank you for all the times you’ve answered my drunk crying skype calls and for giving me honest unfiltered advice that I need to hear. you’re someone I can always count on, and I hope you know that I’m someone who will always have your back in turn. 

@herhighnessrps - Dea, I adore you - you and your sparkly dresses you’re not gonna talk about in your description. I had no idea when joining Darlington that I would make a forever friend in the group, but I made several, you perhaps the first one. It’s been nearly three years since then and I can’t believe Oliver and Lyss still haven’t kissed rip #slowburnship

@mlasses - the Ber to my Tou, I don’t think we’ve gone longer than a week or two without texting. I’m so lucky you gave me the brother relationship I always wanted my dumb son to have, and such a positive friendship to go along with. I adore hearing about all your new plots and characters, as well as talking about the crazy Charming stories we have. ( I’m not thankful for all the times you’ve snapped me bits of that’s what I like )

@starmimii - MIMI MY LOVE, life is crazy but I’m glad you’re in mine. I’m so grateful we connected through Charming and sent each other secret ask memes that I still have saved ( and need to post lol ). you’re such a talented artist, even if you might not always see it, and a sweet friend. here’s to many more years of friendship!

P A S T  P A R T N E R S // P E O P L E  I  A D M I R E  

@ashleybrps, @laurps, @karlasouzawrites, @blanchardrps, @vandrquack, @dugwritcs, @ghafawrites, @spookyfoxmulder, @lukaswrites, @amcthystwrites, @madsxwrites, @korerpt, @kaneswrites, @frankcastlewrites, @sevensmuse, @lyssdwrites, @scfiafalcone, @smolhermes, @svnsastarks

[soulsxng--a]

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MUN NAME:  Aya OOC CONTACT: If I’m not on tumblr, then either skype or discord is best! (Just ask me for it, and I’ll most likely give you both)

WHO THE HECK IS MY MUSE ANYWAY:

Jaspern is a high ranking reaper that has a bit of a chip on his shoulder. He’s a widower, proud father, and also a workaholic that really has little to no clue how to relax if he hasn’t gotten a drink or two in his system. Jassie is calm and collected, with sarcasm for days and probably rolls his eyes more than his 22 year old son. Once you get to know him, he loses his sharp tongue and will actually try to joke around with you more. If he ends up developing any sexual or romantic insults, you also are going to get a batch of really cheesy (and very occasionally smooth) pick up lines.

POINTS OF INTEREST:

His attitude. Jaspern can be very cold and even cruel seeming at first meeting. Don’t take it to heart; generally if you see him again after he was an ass to you, and you’re still willing to talk to him, he’ll warm right up. He’s just hesitant to get close to very many people.

His job. Jassie loves his job, and whoever interacts with him has to understand that there are going to be times when he literally has to run off mid-conversation to either take a new “mark” or to go knock some sense into the people working under him. The more important you are to him, the more likely he’ll be to ignore the extra calls if he’s asked to, but he’ll never leave his job for anyone.

His son. JJ is Jas’ everything. If you want to hurt the reaper, target JJ, but be prepared to be hunted down and attacked relentlessly. Otherwise, if you’re trying to earn the reaper’s trust or affections quickly, make sure JJ has a good opinion of you.

WHAT THEY’VE BEEN UP TO RECENTLY:

Mostly work and teaching his son. Keeping Ber and Lerato out of trouble. He’s pretty much the disapproving, over protective dad of all my muses.

WHERE TO FIND THEM:

Usually in the reaper realm, where he works and lives. Otherwise, he’s in the human realm and the crypts a lot, too!

CURRENT PLANS:

I’m going to be adding his full backstory to his bio page soon here! It’s going to be a bit long, but it’s going to clear up a lot of stuff about him and hopefully open him up to more interactions or maybe even some pre-est stuff? We’ll see -u-)/

DESIRED INTERACTIONS:

Jassie is extremely competitive, so I’d love for him to have someone (a friend, a lover, a rival, idc) that just challenges him to different stuff. And it doesn’t all have to be serious, character building type stuff, it can also be stupid stuff like “Oh, I totally bet that I could go longer without frowning than you.” and JASSIE WOULDN’T EVEN QUESTION IT, HE’D BE LIKE “Fuck that shit, I’m gonna beat you so badly at this!”

Otherwise, Jas is also my hate-shipping ho. You can’t go wrong with a good hate ship from him, though because that’s how his relationship with his ex-mate started, it sometimes results in an unrequited love type of thing.

OFFERED INTERACTIONS:

I offer pretty much anything with him? Jas is one of my most (if not the most) developed muse I have, but I’m always looking for excuses to develop him further!

CURRENT OPEN POST/S:

Umm...I haven’t actually made an open for Jas in a long time. I was planning on putting out one along with one for the other death elements probably over the weekend here, if not tomorrow.

ANYTHING ELSE?:

Not that I can think of! I’d love to get some new thread out though, so if you’re up for it, just shoot me an ask or an IM! I rarely (if ever) turn people down, so~

TAGGED BY: @siiinuously TAGGING: @anyone that wants to interact with Jaspern? Or even if you just like the meme, go ahead and steal it from me!

[tomhollandisthicc]

this is a PSA

I've noticed there's a lot of group chats in the Tom Holland fandom and I just wanted to say that each and every one is awesome!!! The fact that the loveliest bean Tom Holland had the ability to bring together such strong friendships by simply existing is absolutely amazing. I would just love it though if no rivalries existed because I want the same single thing for every member in this fandom: HAPPINESS. From what I've seen, every group chat (thwip kids, spiderjizz, underoos, and quacksons) is so welcoming and amazing and unique!!! And it's okay to be exclusive but that's not what I've seen!! Just remember we are all in these group chats for the same reason(s): new friendships, Tom FUCKING Holland, and mEmes and @all members of all group chats YOUR BLOGS ARE AMAZING AND I LOVE YOU THANKS HAVE A BEAUTIFUL DAY!!

 -megan, your friendly spiderjizz scult mem(e)ber

[snickerdoodl3]

2 3 22 32(You get that one cause you asked me that one) 36 72 94 95 109 127 146 149

2. Are you outgoing or shy? 

I used to be outgoing with like anyone and everyone. Now I’m pretty shy and reserved. I’d say except around my friends but I don’t have any irl friends lmao 

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing? 

My mom!!! She’s coming up this weekend and I’m really excited. Also u @a-dying-star :DDDDDDDDDDDD

22. Where would you like to travel? 

Literally everywhere. You could tell me you had a plane ticket to the middle of nowhere with nothing to do and I’d be down. I want to see the entire world. I want to go everywhere and experience as much as possible. 

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with? 

If it’s two guys then Jason Bateman and Eminem (my one true love forever and always) 

If it’s a guy and a girl then Jason Bateman and Jennifer Aniston 

If it’s two girls then Jennifer Aniston and Emma Stone 

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them? 

I don’t think so. I think I always made it very obvious to them and everyone else that I liked them lmao. Throwback to me not being shy 

72. What colour are your towels? 

Some of my bath towels are neon green and some are neon pink. Some of my hand towels are black and some are white. 

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have? 

Probably like 10

95. Last movie you watched? 

Fuck. It’s been a while since I watched a movie. Uhhhhhhh I think I watched a movie a little more than a year ago in my friends dorm. Before that the last movie I saw in theaters was Neighbors 2 in May 2016

109. Is something irritating you right now? 

Yeah the math department at my uni. I fucking hate it. I hate all of them. Fuck the math department. In high school when I took calc 1 and 2 junior and senior year I loved it. I loved math. Now I fucking hate calculus and can’t stand going. F u c k t h e m a t h d e p a r t m e n t. 

127. What makes you happy? Animals, my pets, memes, bugs, nature, ochem, my family, my online friends, christmas lights, weed, music, psychedelics, cold weather, RAIN, Eminem, emails that say class is cancelled, making people laugh or smile or just feel good about themselves, the Ber months (Sept - Dec), Subway, seeing other people succeed/ live good/happy lives, my trumpet (his name is Harold he’s my baby), my job, God, not wearing underwear, Bo Burnham, grey cloudy days, hot cheetos, tea, coffee, I could go on but I’ll leave it at that this is too long sry

146. Was today a good day? 

I want to say no but I have no reason to say no. It wasn’t particularly a good day. It was just another day. 

149. Do you believe in ghosts? 

Hell yeah. I’ve had my fair share of ghost encounters. Pretty spoopy 

[redhcnd]

tagged by: @rebelsouled

tagging: @bcrnblue / @redriscn / @killtheliving / @vestwings /

BASICS:

Name: Shannon / Non Age: 20 Preferred pronouns: She/her Sexuality: Ace pan Zodiac sign: Virgo Taken or single:  Taken Three mun facts:   (1) I work in a restaurant  that  only sells desserts   (2)I’ve never owned a pet (3) I’m a really  bad vegetarian , i  need  to  fucking  check  the  packages properly

EXPERIENCE:

How’d you start: I started  here  on tumblr !! I’m fairly  new to rp compared  to most people Platforms you’ve used: IMs, Forums, tumblr & discord Worst experience: On Carrie , my Oc -- fuck there was this one person who nearly made me relapse they were so cruel .

MUSE PREFERENCES:

Original or canon: Canon Favourite face:  Ha.ydn panettie/re  ofc bc of my carrie Least favorite face: fuck .. the over used ones like am/ber herd  or nin/a dobr.v Multi or single: single for myself because I can never keep control of multis , i love other people’s but sometimes it can be difficult  because you kind of become forgotten because they focus on other muses ?

WRITING PREFERENCES:

Plots or memes: Memes! Best time to write: Late night or when I first wake up Do you like your muse(s): I Love HER. QUEEN How long (months/years?): about 4 or 5 years? Fluff, angst or smut: ANGST QUEEN . Fluff comes a close second

[truly-aninspiration-blog]

BER ALL OF EM i ain't even gonna put it on anon we all know it's me

nsfw proceed at ur own risk bc im pretty candid though not overly graphic

A = Aftercare Berlioz is at his cutest and sweetest after sex!! If Simba wants to learn any of Berlioz’s weird quirks/secrets, he knows 2 ask after sex and Ber will tell him without much anxiety ahahah. it rly chills him out and makes him very cuddly and affectionate. 

B = Body part Berlioz uhhh doesn’t think much of his own body. He likes...his... uh. His. sh...oulders. tbh his cock is not bad as far as cock goes which is exactly what berlioz would say if asked about his cock who is asking him about his cock only simba, 

SPEAKING OF SIMBA-- berlioz ugh loves his whole body. he rly has a thing for Simba’s chest (the infamous chest) and thighs though. into those #thighs. C = Cum Berlioz is a cumslut which means that he loves. cum. He is into the idea of Simba coming on him, he loves being all sticky and he swallows. 

god he’s gross /#kinkshamesD = Dirty Secret aye i mean uh... that he wants simba to fuck his face probably?? but they talked about that so it’s not exactly a dirty secret. Maybe he hasn’t fully admitted how much he loves come bc that is pretty dirty of u berlioz 

E = Experience Before Simba, Berlioz had i think about 7-8-ish partners under his belt though he was having pretty typical sex. He’s tried the most positions/used toys/food etc with Simba only. F = Favourite Position From behind when he is on his hands and knees. He also likes when he has his legs over Simba’s shoulders bc then u get that nice eye contact plus some deep thrusts why am i answering these,G = Goofy: AnsweredH = Hair: AnsweredI = Intimacy: Answered. J = Jack Off Ber used to masturbate p regularly, usually in the shower bc he’s a lazy guy who doesn’t like 2 clean up after himself ahah. After getting into a relationship, this probably went down to idk once or twice a week? Now that Simba is too tired to have sex with him though ( :( ) he’s probably masturbating more frequently. Again, he’ll probably do it in the shower in the morning. K = KinkCum. Uh. Foodkink? Getting dominated in general/told what to do. Likes getting tied up, likes being blindfolded and gagged. Also orgasm denial he loVES/hates orgasm denial. L = Location Berlioz likes having sex in weird places like the kitchen or in a public place but idk he probably would pick the bed over these places bc you can do a wide variety of positions more easily M = Motivation Simba. lol. 

But no, Ber wants to have sex for many different reasons. When Simba or himself is upset, sex can be comforting. When he hasn’t seen Simba in a long time or feels like idk things aren’t-- going well, he will try to initiate some sexual~ intimacy~ because it makes him feel reconnected and confident in their love and Simba’s desire for him. On the day to day, it can be just a way that Simber plays honestly-- a good way to end the day, especially if they’re flirting with each other. ugh im really upset this entire meme is upsetting me. N = NO Uh. Honestly I really do feel like Ber would try anything once if Simba asked. He is not as comfy roleplaying but does give it his best shot ahah. He’s not as much into topping but he’d do it more if Simba asked. O = Oral Berlioz loves to give oral bc he’s a cumslut like i said he just loves it. P = Pace Berlioz does prefer fast and hard sex but he loves slow and sensual esp if paired with orgasm denial ahahaQ = Quickie Berlioz prefers being able to take his time-- he likes sex ot feel like an activity or an event tbh. Like-- not something you have to rush through, something you set time aside for? Except not literally bc Simber has not (yet) scheduled sex ahah. But yah, not as big a fan of quickies, though he and Simba have done ‘em i’m very positive. R = RiskYUP very down, loves trying new things. S = Stamina Berlioz is usually ready to goooo ehhh 15, 20 minutes if he’s rly feelin it that night, though i mean rly its more liek once every hour and-- idk i know he and simba have gone two or three times in a night if it’s been a while or they’re feeling especially pASSIONATE. T = Toy YES Simber does have toys they r getting an impressive collection. We’re talkin TIES, handcuffs, lotions, cremes, ediblesss. I don’t think its out of the realm of possibility for them to own a cock ring. Ber would, be, into, the, cock ring. U = Unfair Berlioz does tease a lil bit but he loves getting teased and Simba really is the one doing the majority of the teasing. Orgasm denial my friends,,,, V = Volume Berlioz is VERY noisy. He has a wide range of sounds, from soft grunts and whines to louD moaNS. He begs all the time. The more tortured u make him, the more likely he’ll just dissolve into a babbling mess. W = Wild Card WOW i dunno what to do for my wild card-- uh. 

Berlioz would be very much into mutual masturbation if Simba could ever keep his hands to himself. He used to do that kinda thing with other #boys back in the day when he wasn’t rly out but he thinks its really hot to watch Simba jack off so X = X-RayAck-- Berlioz is uncircumcised, probably around 6 inches, a slight veer 2 the right. Y = Yearning Ugh super high. I mean THE THING that I want to take the time to clarify is that Berlioz is an anxious person, who doesn’t know how to use words, and also doubts his own reality (has been known to have dissociative episodes). For him, sex is a very physical thing he can latch onto. It makes all of Simba’s romantic fancy schmancy love declarations concrete, like--ok here is evidence, right here, that Simba really does love me. And on the flip side, though he might not feel like he can tell Simba in words how he feels, he can tell him physically, if that means cuddling/snuggling or u know-- going down on him ahah. If Berlioz were a mentally healthier person he wouldn’t need sex so much, though gosh knows i think he’d still want it. 

Z = ZZZ Really depends on the day. Ber could very easily fall asleep within a few minutes tbh but if he wants to go again or Simba gets him talking, it can be later. 

[anisivarmart]

For the salty ask meme: 2,4,5,9, 21, 26, 27

Salty Ask List

2. Are there any popular fandom OTPs you only BroTP?

Por*o/Pie*k is one of the newer ships that I just don’t see as a ship material.. more like really good friends? Especially thinking that they were the only two children left back in Liberio, I dunno here come the headcanons.

Re*ner/Kr*sta, Mik*sa/Er*n, Er*n/Arm*n and Je*n/Arm*n are a few that I BroTP in a lot of AU’s soo–

4. Do you have a NoTP in your fandom? Are they a popular OTP?

Ber*Ani. I guess they’re popular, everyone says they’re canon because of B*rt’s crush but it’s one fucking-sided, ok?

5. Has fandom ever ruined a pairing for you?

The one mentioned above. I actually used to ship them when I first got into the series, I’m not gonna lie. And it wasn’t even the fandom that ruined the pair for me, it was one person in particular and all the people that say that she cares about him lol pray that these coming chapters prove me wrong

9. Most disliked character(s)? Why?

Mik*asa. I actually explained the reason why a few weeks ago.

and there are a few things that I sort of dislike Armin for? I don’t hate him because I just can’t but but perfectackeracy has some posts that can explain my reasons. Again, don’t hate him.. but he has characteristics that tend to ruin characters for me... :(

21. What are your thoughts on crack ships?

Crack shipping is something I rarely do and when it does happen, I tend to keep it to myself or never really explore it aside from just ideas within my head (._.)

26. Most shippable character?

Ahhh, I don’t really know? For one, I have like.. four pairings that I actually enjoy in the series and all of them consist of characters that I only ship within that one ship like.. unless you’re gallirei then you got me there I’d say Reiner, probably.

27. Least shippable character?

Arm*n… I just…. can’t.