#[ i don't know what's left of me ; AUDIO | DIMITRI ]

[kay0783]

The wedding has finally arrived!!! 💒🔔✨

As much as I love these characters, I would really like to transition to focusing on the vampires now, specifically the Solaires (duh lol). There's so much potential for new characters. Dimitri Rebane, more Porter audios, mayyyyybe William audios (👀), who knows!!! (Please read below!!!!! I have so many ideas and need to dump them somewhere) (⚠️pun not intended⚠️).

People may not agree with me on that, but hear me out! Vincent and Sam left the house of Solaires, so we could get audios here and there about where they (and their relationships) end up. Since the wedding is done and David stated that during the summit, someone from the house of Wright told him to stay away from the Solaires, that would give more of a reason to have dispersed audios for Vincent and Sam and to include new characters. They've been around for a long while now, and the werewolf culture is hashed out, so I feel that there isn't much else to do with them.

Here are some arcs that I think would be cool to enter:

1) Although we know about werewolf culture, we only know a little about vampire culture and their politics. I would absolutely LOVE to see how that comes to play in Porter and Treasure's relationship (*Important note*: During the summit, when it was pointed out by the Prince of the house of Bennet that Vince killed someone, Porter was Q.U.I.C.K to defend him by saying that Adam violated the bite/claim marking). It seems that Porter is very protective of Treasure and values the relationship with them, so I think there's opportunity to hash out Vamp culture/politics through that. Ex: Someone has an eye out for Treasure, Porter freaks out but they don't know why, then we get an explanation. Idk why, but it's interesting to me that Porter covered for Vince that quick, and for *that* reason. Of course that could be explained away bc he literally killed a King and was in charge of creating an alibi, but it felt like foreshadowing to me. At some point Treasure is going to have to be informed that their man's a hitman, and maybe it's the toxicity in me but I think Porter being quick to unalive someone for violating that bite claim could be an entry way into that conversation.

1.5) If we get Will as an official character (listener wise), then we can see how his and Porter's...uhhh...relationship. When we were introduced to Porter, he was very adamant (again, no pun intended) that Treasure's friends were not good people and went into a tangent about transactional relationships. I fully feel like this was a projection of his and Will's friendship. To support my point, the next audio was him contemplating the validity and ethics of the friendship. He even questioned if he was scared of Will. It would be great to see this explored further by more vamp politics videos. In my recent post about Porter, I wondered whether Will is going to manipulate Porter into becoming next in line for succession. Alexis is trash, Vincent is gone...so who's left???

2) Speaking of monarchies and successions, I know the fooliverse audios are not supposed to be taken as canon, but it's interesting that Erik brought up a whole new character for Milo's audio. Dimitri Rebane. Like...we get a first AND last name??? For a non-canon arc??? 🤨 We didn't even get Asher's last name until what? Almost a year ago? Erik seems very organized and well thought out, so even though the fooliverse arc itself isn't canon, the characters sure are. AND Mr. Rebane is a KING??? How come he wasn't brought up in the summit??? Hmmm.....🤔 Wouldn't it be crazy if he does become a canon character and ends up murdering Will and taking over the Solaire clan? Maybe he messes up the friendship with Porter to no return (maybe by messing with Treasure somehow) and Porter helps Dimitri become king because he's better, and he won't have to take up more responsibility than he could handle.

3) I get it, some people may prefer werewolves to vampires. But I think everyone forgot that THERE'S A WHOLE ASS WEREWOLF PACK THAT HAS NOT BEEN COVERED YET‼️‼️‼️We have the Keaton pack, but does anyone remember during one of Erik's channel anniversary streams where he did a kahoot-style game and alluded to the Moore pack (no, not Lasko lol). There were four options, the Shaw pack, the Keaton pack, the Moore pack, and some other answer. The Moores was the correct one and he even gave a geographic location to them in comparison to the Shaw and Keaton packs. We dead ass could have a whole nother set of characters from a whole different pack if he didn't give them the Frederick and Bright Eyes treatment and just ignored their whole existence .

That's all the brain dump I have for now. Sorry if I fried yours in the process, but I've been thinking about the Moore (or More) pack FOR YEARS.

(Also, Monarch Baz got pissy with David for not understanding vamp politics, AND it's confirmed that some vamps are involved with the inversion and close-knit case, which is more support for my reasoning and theory that we might be headed towards a vamp arc soon). If you guys like me dumping info and theories like this, PLEASE let me know. If not, I'll definitely keep my posts shorter in the future. Thank you for reading!!! 💜 Stay safe, drink water, and drive safe!

In the mean time, Dimitri from the movie Anastasia is my head canon for Dimitri Rebane.

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//oh hey i guess i’m adding Dimitri so uhhhhhhh tag drop.

[mermaidsirennikita]

in honor of femslash february do you have any super horny gay book recs for mE?

Of COURSE!!!!! I hope you don't mind me posting this in honor of Femslash! February!!!!

I shall recommend:

Queen Takes Rose by Katee Robert. A modern Sleeping Beauty retelling! With BDSM and sex club antics! Maleficent and Aurora fall in love! I believe this is available in audio form and uhhhhhhh Kate Robert is typically............ Very explicit. The entire world of this series is a bunch of Disney retellings in which the villains and the villains fall in love, and everyone is bi and everyone is kinky.

If you don't mind a bit of mff throupledom, The Sea Witch, also by Katee Robert, is an Ariel/Ursula/Eric romance. Her throuples are always FULLY involved, so it's not this thing where all of the attention is on the guy. The women are together.

Additionally, from what I remember Jasmine and Megara fuck in Desperate Measures (which is a Jafar/Jasmine book) and Aurora and Belle fuck in The Beast (which is a Gaston/Beast/Belle book).

I don't think it'll be out in time for Femslash February (Goodreads says it's due March 1, womp womp) but she also has a novella coming out in her Dark Olympus series, which is a modern Greek mythology verse. It's called Stone Heart, and it's gonna be Calypso/Medusa.

One thing I think you'll also kinda appreciate about Katee Robert is that she's discussed at length the fact that she gets constant requests to write m/m (sole m/m; again, the men are always together in her mmf throuple books) from people suggesting that w/w is gross. And she's like "fuck you, I'll just write more w/w then".

I would also recommend The Lady's Guide to Celestial Mechanics, which is a looooooovely and romaaaantic and hooot f/f historical romance. A widow is left with this French astronomy text after her husband dies, and who is to translate it but a hot lady academic???

Waite also wrote The Care and Feeding of Waspish Widows, which is another f/f historical romance about a bitchy widow and a lady beekeper who is there to fix her bee problem, and maybe other problems as well. I think there's a third book published in this series (called Feminine Pursuits) but I don't know as much about it.

Erica Ridley's latest historical romance is The Perks of Loving A Wallflower, which is about a gender-nonconforming grifter named Thomasina or Tommy for short romances a bluestocking she's been pining for. There's a priceless manuscript involved, and a lot of like "oh I thought you were a man, you aren't, THANK GOD".

Cat Sebastian wrote A Little Light Mischief, another f/f historical romance about a scheming lady's maid who's trying to do right and not fuck around anymore, but oh no, there's this hot prim and proper lady tempting her off the righteous path!!!

How To Find A Princess by Alyssa Cole is an Anastasia retelling except!!! Dimitri and Anastasia are both women!!!! Basically, one heroine is the lost heir to a fictional African nation, and the other one is the investigator sent to retrieve~ her. But what else shall she retrieve? Is it? In fact? Her pussy?

Also I just found out that there's a resource called The Lesbrary, so that should help. Happy Femslash February!!!