#[ i can totally envision this convo happening in Arkham so here ]
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i don't like asking you for help, but i don't have a choice.
Not sure if... serious?
These words make him blink. Twice. Joker's eyes narrow and brows furrow in confusion -- he's not sure if he's heard Batman correctly. The Batman's. asking. for his help? Really? Reaaaaaallllyyyy? Oh this is already so much fun. Even if this is another hallucination. The Joker can't really tell with all the Thorazine in his system they keep pumping him with these days. He wonders what might actually happen that his arch-nemesis would come to him, of all people.
He can't help it anymore -- loud maniacal cackling is now echoing off the walls of Arkham Asylum. The Agent of Chaos can't tell if it's a joke or not -- and that's what makes it even more hilarious.
"Ooooh, poor little Bat is desperate!" he announces, his voice is hoarse from both laughter and dehydration. "Ah, come on, spit out out already, Bat-man, I'm all ears!" He nods enthusiastically, encouraging the other to continue.
"But, before you do, I have a question." He bats his eyelashes at the masked vigilante, mocking. "What do I get in return?"
@gothamsaved
#asks#gothamsaved#βπ
πππππ ππππππβ#;;v: never apologize for the way you look#[ i can totally envision this convo happening in Arkham so here ]#[ also this icon looks like his dick's sticking out of the straightjacket lol ]#[ i can't unsee it and now y'all won't either MWAHAHAHA ]
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