i can't get the knowledge that kenji is half alien and also has an insane batting average out of my head. like dude
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I honestly don't know who I want to lure
I really imagine Lucifer as a intimited bastard who is the worst dad ever
And the only thing I see is the goofy lovechild of the Ineffable Husbands who suck at being a normal person
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Tesla Cybertruck: A Tragedy On Four Wheels -- Adam Something
Elon Musk knows significantly less about manufacturing than the kids on my Science Olympiad team when I was in middle school. Also this thing is hideous, and not even in an interesting way.
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His stupid little gay stomp into the distance, I LOVE HIM
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me after typing mantras: i may have accidentally dropped myself
him: aww you dropped deep?
me: drops deep and almost faceplants into keyboard
him: surprised pikachu
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Man if I had a nickle for an oc with their tits out to the world I'd have two nickles!
🎨 ARTIST: @unwri-ten !!
LOVELY WORK DONE BY MY FAVE ARTIST AUGH, I CAN NEVER GET OVER THEIR STYLE. IT'S SO CRUNCHY AND JUICY LIKE SHANGHAI ROLLS
Name: Saqanawa
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Second prisoner. Hober Mallow. Death by Titan's prick!
Philip Glenister as Commdor Argo in Foundation (2021-)
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Im part of a pokemon dnd campaign and this is my character, a Totodile named Muscari, Mu for short. He's a druid and will put anything in his mouth. Rocks? Moss? Probably other non-edible stuff? Who knows.
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I will never get over the fact that of all the jobs Xie Lian could choose to do, he chooses to collect trash. Like you could literally become anything and you choose to be a dumpster diver?!?!😭😭😭
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