#[ haven't had a chance to apply my psd to my icons yet ]

[evillainous-blog]

@scarltdamsel

            The wind batted at his cape, causing it to flutter and billow dramatically out across the rooftop -- perfect weather for an evil plot, if he did say so himself. But not for long, he thought with a twisted sort of relish as he spun around to face his customary captive, snapping his cape wide in a showy fashion.

            ❝  -- Behold the end of Metrocity, Miss Ritchi! Impressive, isn't it?  ❞

He boasted without a shred of shame or inhibition, gesturing widely with his long, gloved limbs toward the massive hulking machination poised on the other end of the rooftop, all jagged edges and spray-painted shark fins and intimidation.

            ❝ -- I call it the DOOM-YOU-LO NIMBUS! ( get it? ) This latest invention of mine will hearken down all manner of Earth's most fearsome forces from the skies -- Lightening! Hurricanes! Tornadoes! Soon the city will be leveled by the wrathful hand of nature, and even your precious Metro Man won't be able to ...weather the conditions. ❞

            An evil chuckle bubbled up from his chest as he steepled his fingers, clearly much too proud of that base and terrible pun that had slipped his pale blue lips.