#[ haven't done one of these in a while

[misc-obeyme]

MC finds a large sword in Solomon's room and picks it up.

MC: What’s this?

Solomon: That would be Excalibur.

MC: How did you get Excalibur?

Solomon: People are kind of impressionable. I just did a little magic and convinced them I was Merlin.

MC: Uh huh. Lemme guess, you’ve also got the holy grail stashed away somewhere.

Solomon: Er…

MC: Is this what you’ve been doing with your long life? Pilfering significant artifacts throughout human history?

Solomon: Of course not. I’m safekeeping magical objects so they don’t fall into the wrong hands.

MC: I think it’s too late for that.

Solomon: Ouch...

masterlist | Thank you for reading!

[mawrrbid]

Touchstarved incorrect quotes as shit I and my friends said (without any context) - pt.5

pt.1 - pt.2 - pt.3 - pt.4

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MC : How would you call an anxious person without adrenaline? Leander : That's a good question... Ais : A corpse.

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Mhin (probably talking to MC) : You're basically cheese, moldy, but still good.

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Leander : Welcome to the Alcoholics Anonymous. Kuras : No... Leander : Oh yeah right, we're not anonymous.

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MC : You're not a coffee table. Leander : But I can be as high as one. ;)

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Vere : Is there anything that's not shoved up your ass? Mhin : Dicks, I don't like dicks. Vere : That's because they're in mine.

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Ais : Oh wait I haven't sent you pics of Penis in a while! MC : AIS NO-

[drbatsponge]

Cassandra Cain on covers for November/December.

[limeade-l3sbian]

happy sunday to all gyns. BUT SPECIFICALLY...

girls with fandom themed backpacks

women with braces

girls and women actively thinking about eating rn

women who don't pay their own phone bills

girls who are more organized than their parents

women who use emojis more than necessary

women who hate wearing footwear

girls and women who sit in the front of the class for a reason other than vision issues

women and girls who clap at the end of movies

girls and women with phones with cracked screens

women and girls who hate four-way intersections

women who still use temporary tattoos

girls who have boys at school who are fearful of them

women actively picking their skin rn

girls and women with stuffed animals on their beds

women and girls who can't eat hot cheetos (too hot)

girls and women with non-existent lashes

girls with prominent arm/leg hair

women who can't dance

girls and women who are still afraid of the dark

[kirsty--cotton]

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ㅤㅤScream 4 2011 dir. Wes Craven | Scream 2022 dir. Matt ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤBettinelli-Olpin & Tyler Gillett

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[schnuffel-danny]

[lizzardwitch]

RJ: Okay, listen up folks. We have a security situation here. As you know, when we reach a location, I will be conducting a security sweep. Also from now on, we'll be using codenames. You can address me as Eagle 1. RJ: Dom, codename 'Been There, Done That' RJ: Fran is 'Currently Doing That' *RJ & Fran high-five* RJ: Lily is 'It Happened Once In A Dream' RJ: Casey, codename 'If I Had To Pick Another Dude' RJ: Theo is...Eagle 2 Theo: Oh thank god.

[fandomsarefamily1966]

Anathema: How do you cope with your trauma? Crowley: The trick is to play Queen music louder than your thoughts.

[drugsforaddicts]

[may-bonne]

california

[mspurpl3]

My friend wanted me to draw this semi-realitstic eye of Kurama(?) He's from anime Naruto (I didn't watch it yet) so what do u think? ^^

[abacus051601]

abacus self portrait 👍

[popfizzles]

I decided to bring back an old yearly tradition; The mistletoe prompt! This time around I decided to include Boba!

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For those who are unaware of how this works, please feel free to draw your ocs with mine (either Val or Boba, or perhaps even both?) under the mistletoe.

All I ask is that it's kept friendly and as platonic as possible <:) I'll reblog any art done in response, just be sure to @ me!

[hibiscus-ships]

New Cyclops Serial Killer situation is crazy

Picrew can be found here! 🌺

[blazing-arsonist]

Incorrect Quotes #9

Memphis: I'm going the fight the next person who insults KC. KC Glow: I hate myself. Memphis: Alright, square up.

[borbology]

Official art of some of the businesses in Cappy Town / Pupupu Land, starting with Kawasaki's

And Tuggle's store

And Mable's fortune teller shop

This is part one of the indoors of Cappy Town / Pupupu Land. Official art for the outdoors of Cappy Town / Pupupu Land are in the links here:

Part 1 | Part 2 | Part 3 | Part 4