#[ exes xoxo ]

[rkkuri]

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[annabelle--cane]

I've made this post before but it continues to amuse me that jon went to georgie, his relatively amicable ex, for help in a time of great need and vulnerability. and she was the only person he saw for about two months. and he spent those two months wearing her clothes. and yet she is one of the few people that martin was not jealous of at all.

[suiana]

since 2023 is ending im gonna tag all my favorite tumblr accounts

@sinnful-darling (ily ur always so sweet, sorry we don't talk much haha but i just want u to know that ur works r really amazing)

@moyazaika (we don't interact much but I've always really admired you lol, i get so shy and embarrassed whenever u comment or like my stuff n im so glad to have met you :3)

@3-aem (my favourite satoru artist)

@wrintur (🙄🙄 ily ig, jokes aside ur really really sweet and I can't say in words how appreciative i am of you)

@just-j4y (my favorite cult leader😍😋, i love your art and i genuinely get so so excited when you respond to my asks)

@all my followers (thank you guys so much for supporting me!! nothing would've been possible without you all and im so thankful for each and everyone of you <3 i love yall hehe)

@my moots (i know we don't interact much but thank you so much for following me back! best of luck in 2024 to you guys ^^)

[crownlessam]

wasting all this precious time on toxic straight sex when we could be doing toxic yuri instead

[amarantoestrella]

i got this really insane text from my ex a couple weeks back when my braids were grown out and he was like 'and by the looks of this selfie you need your hair done again' and it was the most aggressive koko/ran thing i've ever seen i was stunned into silence for a good few minutes so i just KNOW koko would be INSUFFERABLE with the lowk insults

Kokonoi is the type of ex to see you with your new man and shake his head in disdain at you because he woulda never have had you looking this rough and disheveled. Like girl EWWW is that purse Michael Kors? New man got you shopping at ROSS??

[engagemythrusters]

nothing is funnier to me than opening one of neil newbon's old streams to see how he interacted with the characters and then seeing someone in the chat go "I don't like Gale--he's a walking red flag"

girl you are there in that discord server or whatever because you like Astarion. your fingers should NOT be on your keyboard when it comes time to talk about red flags 😂

[ourdreamsareneon]

it's crazy the level of discourse there is about antis/pros and how teenagers just devolve into purity culture so quick. I'm sure I used to be like that, but somewhere between dating gang members and reading copious amounts of philosophy the world became a lot more gray to me when I entered my twenties and I've realised three things that I think are important for teenagers to know:

To quote my favourite childhood book series: "People aren't either wicked or noble. They're like chef's salads, with good things and bad things chopped and mixed together in a vinaigrette of confusion and conflict." Sure, going to car meets, selling drugs, drunk driving, stealing cars, playing chicken with cops are all examples of bad things that you shouldn't do but am I going to sit in my lovers bed and tell him that this life he was born into that saw all his friends die in drive bys and that saw his own dad pull a gun on him when he was a kid makes him a shitty person? Even though I can see all of the good in him, and can tell he doesn't want to do this, I should ignore it and focus on the negatitives? We have all done bad things, we all do bad things, and we all will do bad things. It doesn't make you a bad person.

Purity culture hurts everyone. There's a great book about this called the History of Sexuality that delves into how purity culture and the censorship of sex is at its essence the capitalist authority controlling the means of reproduction. At large scale 'pray the gay away' and 'contraception is a sin' make it so that men and women couple up more (instead of same sex coupling) and have unprotected sex. On a smaller scale 'AO3 is evil because it has pedos' and 'watersports is the grossest thing ever' do the job of the capitalist authority on a more digestible level. Us vs Them no longer is 'alt right vs communism' they use your words to make it 'pure good hobest people vs pedos who like piss play.' you are making bullets for your enemy and handing them your own damn gun. I promised I wouldn't make this whole post this one point tee hee sorry if you want me to elaborate just ask lol

Fetish ≠ real world experience. I'll build my own pyre as an example: I love me some good CNC (consensual non-consent) in my fanfics but in real life sex I have a praise kink so bad I have cried during sex multiple times. I am into tooth rotting sweet stuff and the kindest people in the world in real life. The media you consume 1000% has an effect on you, I'm not arguing that. I am however arguing that if you have media literacy and know what media is and is not harmful to you, it shouldn't effect your real life drastically unless you have other shit going on. I know this is rich coming from the "I have dated people in gangs" guy because that may show what kinda guy I'm into but prommy that's not a sexual attraction thing, it's 100% a lifestyle thing that again I will elaborate on if you want. Point being, porn ≠ reality and what gets that blood flowing isn't necessarily a reflection of how good or bad you are (ofc there are kinds of porn that are bad but that's beside the point and a very complicated thing for me to type while I'm this sleepy)

thank you for coming to my ted talk. pls I am begging on my knees for people to stop having black and white world views but i also know that's just a product of being a teen so if you are a teen pls! go out there and! consume media from different cultures and people with different lives to you! the world is at its best when it is wide!!! and full of love <3

[tetzoro]

always a sad day whenever you retire a selfship

[sparklyskies0]

𝐇𝐄𝐀𝐑𝐓𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐓 𝐏𝐓.𝟐

‘I can't find you, the girl that I once had

But the sex that we have isn't half bad’

part one !!!

( 𝙞𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙞𝙘𝙝 ) elsie and chris have been broken up officially for a while. but─not really , the burning desire between them still lingering, strong as ever. whenever chris is needy, elsie is the one he calls. and as much as she hates to admit it, she doesn’t hesitate to answer. occasionally returning a call of her own. both of them are in relationships, that don’t seem to fill the void. elsie comes to terms with the harsh fact that no one knows her body better than chris. and chris knows that nobody makes him feel as good as elsie does. the complicated and steamy tension in their relationship gets too hot to handle at a party where elsie and chris stumble upon each other accidentally.

warnings : original character!, unprotected sex, fem!receiving (oral sex), alcohol, pussydrunk!chris, bathroom sex, teasing, biting, dirty talk, choking, hair pulling, cursing, rough fucking, ruined orgasm, slight cockwarming(?), etc..

story/book : ❛ heartbeat ❜ chris sturniolo by me <3 (not published yet!)

“you’re a fucking asshole” she curses at him. whimpering throwing her head back “i hate you”

her pussy throbbing, painfully at the ruined orgasm. she was so close to cumming, hard too.

“hm, really princess?” he looks at her angry desperate and lustful face

“you hate me?” he walks back toward her. in between her legs. he can feel the burning heat that her throbbing needy pussy radiates.

she couldn’t even look at him, frustrated at him for breaking her pleasure like that. she could cry. but she won’t. not for him.

he grabs her chin, guiding her face to meet his, to look at him. “don’t worry, im not done with you yet” he mumbles, inches away from her lips .

her eyes darken. she needs him, she needs something. she’s so desperate right now.

he moved back away from her once again. unbuckling his belt. his eyes staying on hers.

he pulls his pants down, along with his underwear. his long length springing out. precum dripping from his pink tip.

elsie bites her lip. the sight of his bare cock making her pussy throb even more.

he makes his way back towards her. his hands gently grabbing her legs, bringing them to his waist.

“look at me” he mutters. biting his lower lip. “look at me while i slide into your hot pussy”

he lines himself up with her red hot entrance. occasionally teasing and rubbing his tip against her wet folds, yearning to hear the girl wince in frustration for him some more.

elsie shakes her head weakly at his selfish actions “chris-” she curses. sick of his teasing. if she wasn’t so horny and desperate, she will end this right now and leave. he always does this, knowing it drives her crazy.

he chuckles, finding pleasure in her annoyance. cause he knows, when he’s done with her. she’ll be begging for more, practically thanking him. she always is

he moans through his teeth as he slides into her. her wetness making it easy to slip in.

he begins to move in and out, slowly at first. he grips her hips, beginning to pick up his pace.

elsie sits up, wrapping one arm around his neck, the other reaching behind her on the sink. she nuzzles her head into his neck. now becoming a moaning mess as she finally gets wants, what she’s been begging for.

chris moans as he thrusts into her. his hands reach grazing her lower back, on top of her ass.

he groans biting his lip, sending a sharp smack to her skin. she moans out at the pain that gets token over by pleasure, her ass stinging “mm fuck”

she places light bites over chris’s shoulders. “how does it feel? how does my cock feel inside of you princess?” he groans out

elsie is too occupied with pleasure to answer. she moans into his neck, her tight pussy taking every inch of him as he thrusts into her roughly.

he notices her neglect to acknowledge his question. he sends a sharp smack to her ass , once again.

“answer me.” he growls , his voice deep, ran by pleasure and the need to control her .

she winces, moaning out. “ah fuck, so good you feel so good inside of me, I love your cock” her voice shaky

she removes her arm from around him, placing it back behind her sitting her up. with each thrust, her thighs and ass clap at his hips. though they’re covered chris can see her boobs jolting up and down as he thrusts into her tight gripping pussy.

the sight makes his groans louder and hungrier. he removes his hand from its place on her hips, snaking it up inside of her black tank top. he hums at the feeling of her not wearing a bra, he cups her bare boobs from underneath her shirt.

squeezing them. elsie moans , throwing her head back “fuck chris, fuck yes”

she’s overwhelmed by the extra stimulation she feels at him squeezing her boobs, she feels him hold onto and pinch her hard nipples making her eyes roll back.

“ohhhh fuck yes”

chris takes her moans as reassurance. the sound echoing to his ears, pushing him closer to the edge. he begins to pound into her. roughly

the skin clapping echoing through the bathroom. if the party music wasn’t so loud, everyone downstairs will be able to hear.

elsie squeals loudly in pleasure. overcome by the wave of pulsating vibrations and pleasure his dick gives her. her skin jumping at every thrust.

she looks down at her stomach. she can almost see his dick pushing inside of her. rearranging every organ inside of her body.

chris groans , looking down “oh shit, look at that baby. my cock is so deep inside you right now, I can see it” he notices the same thing she did.

his hand pressing at the lower part of her stomach. her moans pick up as that sends a sharp sensation of sensitivity, making his motions and the pleasure she feels, all the more intense.

at this point, her arms gave up. she lays back, flat out on the sink, her hands thrown up attempting to grab the wall but considering her position it’s impossible. chris presses himself closer at her change of position due to her week arms, he grabs her legs and hips, pulling her closer towards him. he holds holds her up , as her lower half hovers off of the sink

this allows chris to hit deeper. hitting her g spot with every strong thrust. “mm shit baby, so beautiful for me. always love seeing you like this” he groans out

his legs trembling as he feels himself getting more and more towards the edge. he brings his hand up, sending a slap to her thighs, sure to leave a mark.

“chris fuuck im so close ” elsie moans out. she feels the familiar pit in her stomach. the one she felt earlier before it was ruined abruptly.

chris almost melts at those words leaving her mouth, the sound of her high moans , echoing his name

he reaches forward, grabbing her hand. intertwining their fingers, it’s a passionate gesture that chris never fails to do. it meant a little more when they were together. but── who’s to say it doesn’t mean anything now?

he held her hand, gripping it tightly. their intertwined fingers rested on top of her stomach.

“cum for me. go ahead cum on my cock, princess.” he thrusts faster . his legs trembling with his own impending release.

elsie squeezed chris’s hand as she feels the pit in her stomach grow tighter. “fuck fuck fuck fuck!”

elsie was a moaning mess. this. this is why she can never get enough of chris, though she wishes she could. he just knows how to take care of her. how to make her feel good. her body is so used to him, responding to him so well.

“fuuuuuuckk im cumminggg!!” she moans out, covering her mouth as her orgasm takes over harshly. the hard orgasm wanting to force a scream out of her but she can’t let it.

she throws her head back. chris still thrusting. his pace begins to slow down as his orgasm takes over him well.

“oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck” he closes his eyes shut. he abruptly stops his movement. he trembles, shoved still inside of her as his warm load shoots into her cunt.

“ohhhh fuckk” he lets go of his breath. he groans out shakily. he pants

elsie’s body jolts up occasionally, the after shocks of her hard orgasm still piercing through her. chris moves in and out slowly. needing to ride out this high. he can feel his warm cum all inside.

he glances down at the spent and sweaty girl. her eyes glistening with bliss. he leans down, bringing his hot face to hers. sealing the deal with a sloppy kiss.

elsie pants and moans tiredly into the kiss. her hands placed against both sides of his face. “it gets better everytime” chris mumbles. his cheeks red, forehead sweaty. his eyes are still dark but now blissful and content.

elsie chuckles , as much as she hates to. she agrees with him. lots of things didn’t work throughout their relationship, they weren’t good at understanding each other. they weren’t good at communicating. they sure as hell weren’t good at apologizing, but one thing they managed to excel amazingly at….was hot and heavy sex.

they sit there for a minute, the bathroom echoing with the sound of their rapid heartbeats , and uncontrolled pants. chris stands there, keeping his already hot and sensitive cock warm in her drained tired pussy.

elsie’s return back downstairs to her best friend’s gonna be pretty interesting.

ᥫ᭡ Authors Note

part twooooooo

this was so hot omg ..

need chris like now

hope you enjoyed 💟 ilyyy

xoxo paris

[rkkuri]

⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀﹙⠀⚘⠀﹚⠀⠀˙⠀❀⠀⠀⠀⠀ good⠀morning⠀ @jigum1

[greyeyedmonster-18]

I still have not stopped thinking about Remus calling Sirius "Mr. Moneybags."

look, me neither.

a whole chaotic scene unfolded in my brain yesterday. sirius and remus beginning a holiday dinner saying “were adults we can be civil” and it ends with sirius scavenging the house looking for various forms of pasta to fuck to prove theyre better than remus

and remus has found a monocle and is walking around pretending to be Mr Moneybags high and mighty and throwing loose change everywhere

[spaceandfiction]

Okay per the Nicki is Santiago’s maker theory looking at the newspaper Santiago performed in 1921 so that would have to mean Nicki would was alive when Lestat met Louis which feels… wrong somehow. Theory rescinded

[johnnyreincarnated]

chunky

[microwave-core]

I want that clodsire...

[catbuspass]

Are you ok? I saw you're server is gone

I'm fine

[omegawolverine]

i need to do this again...reply if u want in