#[ dont even joke lad.........................................................(the brain parasites attack me) ]

[quartzhearted]

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Look. That wine was fuckin' strong. Shinon can barely damn see straight--you can't expect him not to run into a guy as wide as this. Huge man, doesn't even flinch when Shinon's whole weight blunders against him like a bag of hammers.

And it gets worse. Shinon stumbles back, and--and the man's got a face like the side of a mountain.

Shinon doesn't let it remind him of Greil. But he does enjoy the view, just for a second.

"Uh…"

it isn't the holidays without a little ale in the tank. it never is! anyone from brodia could tell you as much, morion most of all!

after a day out of warrior kisses and various other activities ( as well as a healthy break to Do The Work He's Employed For ), morion celebrates the end of a fun-tastic day with a massive mug of ale. there's some other folks here that he enjoys talking to about this-or-that, so he doesn't realize how much time has passed ( and still doesn't, even now. who cares? ).

he's in the middle of setting his latest mug down when someone practically falls into him. this is not unusual for a man of his... width, so to speak, so he hardly moves from the impact. no ale sloshes from his mug, and morion's able to put it down in lieu of helping out whoever just rammed into him.

morion gets a good look at the guy and is immediately tipped off to his state---to put it bluntly, this man is hammered. pink face, general imbalance, and probably not even realizing how hard he's staring at morion's face. it's a little endearing, honestly. " what? " he asks, smirking. " there somethin' on my face, boy? "

he straightens his back and, in doing so, brushes his head against some mistletoe hanging from the bar ceiling. morion flicks a look over, then looks back at the wine-haired gentleman, then back to the mistletoe once more.

" hate to disappoint, but you ain't old enough for me, " he gruffs, though his voice carries humor. " i'd be happy to help ya home, though---you don't look like you can walk worth a damn. "