#[ dash com; x ]

[undermine-the-instinct]

Imagine being Guzi's mom when you and your husband are taken by Qi Rong's lackeys, and when you're finally reunited with your baby boy your husband is acting...odd. And he continues to act odd. First off, you're surprised he even still has Guzi, much less has been taking care of him. Sorta. You thought he would've abandoned him ages ago. More so surprised that he's dragging the both of you along, instead of disapearing for days or weeks on end as he does.

His gambling buddies have been replaced with all manner of ghouls and the like, and you fear that finally, finally, he's done the one thing you fear most and sold you two to pay his debts. But it never happens. Yeah he still gripes and bitches the same but atleast he flings words instead of plates. He still hogs all the blankets and most of the food but atleast you and Guzi get a share now.

He still cusses the same and he's a little more...theatrical, about how no one appreciates him and how even the Gods and the Calamaties will one day lick his boots (HUA CHENGZHU??? The Lord of Ghost city and Calamity Supreme??? And who the hell is this Dog fucker Xie Lian guy?? Someone he lost a bet to or something??).

And like...so what that he now deals with ghosts and ghouls?? And that he can suddenly create green flames and the weird spells and stuff...? You know he's always been...odd , thats why you fell for him in the first place! And there seems to be no trouble! Look, he's even somewhat, kinda interacting with his son now instead of ignoring or yelling at you both like he used to----Yeah no he's munching on a human arm WHAT THE FUCKKK

[absolutely-normal-about-x]

“Show me your resolve….”

WHOOOAAAAAAHHHH NELLY NOW THIS SOMETHING-

Ladies and Gents! I have been saving this character for quite sometime now!

Meet Ico! Specifically Reborn/Legends Ico! She’s a different person compared to her Xdive counterpart but they both share similar attributes!

In this world, she’s mysterious as they come distance and bluntness. None want to approach her due to her demeanor and fearsome abilities despite her age. No one knows where she comes from but it seems that she has a unique connection to the cyber elves, using their abilities far more effectively than anyone ever could and communicating with them clearly. As she travels with a one.

However if you’re able to look through her intimidating exterior you’ll noticed that she’s very shy and socially awkward. But while she fails in her words but her actions speak much louder. Once you gained her trust, she’s a fiercely loyal ally just get used to her..odd quirks.

She’s Volnutt’s rival at best, getting into scuffles and awkward situations when meeting. She keeps her distance away from him watching him. She has a feeling a deja vu around him almost like they known eachother from a previous lifetime. Despite it seems that Volnutt wanted to befriend her despite her distance.

She also seems to have a connection to a certain warrior donned in red that X swears, she reminds him of a dear friend that he has not seen in years…

What a strange girl indeed

Plus a small bonus bellow!

Also as a Bonus Her plucky best friend (sister) and travel buddy of Reborn!Rico! She’s a cyber elf critter!!

A plucky Cyber elf who’s always by Ico’s side! Rico is the opposite of Ico, she’s chatty, energetic and outgoing. She unfortunately gets into a lot of trouble causing Ico to get her out of there. Despite the differences her and Ico are extremely close!

She’s not only responsible of guiding Ico in ruins but also uses her powers to enhance Ico’s abilities and specifically her signature spear! That strangely shares the same properties of the Z-Saber. Rico has most of the typical cyber elf abilities of Hacking, messing with technology and temporarily enhancing abilities!

Thankfully the Cyber elves of Terra has since evolved/adapted into using their abilities more frequently in none cyberspace areas in exchange of their stamina. Since they feed off from refractors crystals to quickly replenish their energy.

That’s all folks :)

[mothvalentino]

*grinds his teeth so hard they might break*

ཐིཋྀ "Until I forget Valentino, huh..."

[horrifichaunts]

Liz is usually a bit more calculated when it comes to fighting, only jumping other kids in the bathroom or if no adults are around.....buuuuuuuuuuuuuuut there are two exceptions.

If you genuinely piss her off, or you bring peanuts around my Evan to bully him for his allergy.....then she goes straight for blood drawing.

[hclluvahctel-aa]

"WHO IS DARING TO INSULT ALASTOR? Perhaps I should remind them of their PLACE."

[denxxxphelia]

" You weirdos can NOT be talking about unconventional usages for your visions... What the hell is wrong with all of you...?! " And yet you were still curious! And definitely not mentioning a research paper you found once in your travels.

[novastrae]

You're staying out of this one and going back to reading 'how to seduce a fucking loser.'

[aranaboricua]

PETER 🤝 MIGUEL

Being guard dogs for their spouses.

[bombmate]

"I liked the ball! I met a lot of different people and even made jokes. If they invite me again next time, I'll do my best in my suit and try to win some title next time hehe."

[lattehearted]

me and @fablewrote: here are s.huji and y.asu, they're co-masterminds

sb: you fucked up a perfectly good killing game is what you did, look at them, they're in love

[valscodblog]

i have never been so blessed as to recive a Joe Bear Graves x reader fic on my fucking dash.....

THANK YOUOMFG THANK YOU YOU GODLY CREATOR.

7 minutes in heaven with bear that starts with him hauling you up onto the bathroom counter, crowding against you and kissing you slow and sloppy and deep and ends with him bending you over the counter, both still fully clothed, one big paw of his securing your wrists behind your back while the other keeps a firm hold at nape of your neck, biting and mouthing at your throat and shoulder, telling you to keep quiet lest they think you’re being mauled by a bear and you want to quip that you practically are, but the weight and heat of his cock makes your brain go fuzzy, and all you can do is whine low in your throat, desperately trying to arch back against him.

[witchofthewalls]

JAJA XD

[richbat]

tagdump for bruce

[richbcy]

tagdump; bruce wayne

[denxxxphelia]

" LET ME LIVE, THE WORD 'KNUCKLEFUCK' HAS HAUNTED ME FOR GODDAMN CENTURIES. "

[novastrae]

" Sure, Tartaglia can be a malewife, but he can't be a girlboss. But I can be both. Eat your hearts out. " You say this as if you didn't force yourself into self-imposed isolation for centuries and are still coping with the repercussions of it.