#[ but risk injuring others for a mistaken comedy belief?? YES ]

[shinigxmi-muses]

Continued // @possiblyinsanemerchant

    His odd appearance aside, the clarifying opinions he held were invaluable. Too far removed from humanity, by this point, Kaguya had to start becoming creative when it came to such matters as...humor. It was a way to be “relatable” and “fun”... For whatever that stood for on this helpless planet.

    She could not shake the idea that they were all weaklings and couldn’t be depended on to save them from any sort of dire situation, but... That is what a mother is for, no? They can do their damnedest and a half to protect themselves, but she would be there to be the nail in the coffin.

    And hmph! To see and hear them react so, as if she had not done them a favor! Kaguya had been quite precise, this time: picking a building which was tagged for demolition before annihilating it with her abilities. She had done a favor AND provided good service! These screams and the running away was quite insulting.

    ...At least the odd masked man still stood there. Voice trembling, but otherwise speaking to her. However...

    Her pale eyes narrowed in open disapproval. Not humorous?! For a “ lot “ of the populace? And who within the galaxy was...Vyvyan...Basterd? (The name sounded like a swear word. Was this a joke? Must be less funny than her building act, she was sure.)

    Kaguya’s eyes were narrowed at him for an uncomfortably long time, before her mouth finally deigned to move.

    “...So it isn’t? And you would know of...comedy, masked one?” Perhaps he may. Were not people fond of masks? Yet, did that apply to their amusements, as well...? “I would have thought violence amusing, given the penchant for slapping and the like I’ve seen. No matter.”

    She turns to look at her work, then back to the little man before her.

    “...You would know better of this “humor” thing, then, wouldn’t you? I would instruct you to...educate me, on this matter.”