#[ also the amount of title aliases are fuckin wild XD ]

[stupidiinspades]

CHARACTER STUDY

“Look, I’ve been whoring around in the magical house of fun too long not to know when one of its dodgy punters is feeling me up...”

LEGAL NAME : John Constantine

ALIAS(ES) : Johnny, The Laughing Magician, John Collier, Adrian Brown, Leo Sumner, Hellblazer, Slayer of Devils, Man for All Seasons, Conjob, The Magus, Hero of the Counterculture, Prince of Darkness, Knight of Humanity, The Master of Bad Luck Magic, The Fool, The Baron of Bullshit, The Liar, The Man with a Thousand Faces

DATE OF BIRTH : May 10th, 1953

GENDER : Cisgender male

PLACE OF BIRTH : Liverpool, England, United Kingdom

CURRENT RESIDENCE : Usually London; several boltholes and safehouses around the world; currently travelling the United States.

SPOKEN LANGUAGES : English, Latin, & some Hebrew namely- knows enough in most ancient languages to improv spells or exorcisms on a per culture basis.

EDUCATION : Secondary school diploma (barely); Extremely well-read about all matters occult, he has studied all major religious texts in the world, and is extremely skeptical about the Bible in particular (sorry Yeshua).

OCCUPATION : Exorcist; Demonologist; Conman; Thief

HAIR COLOR : Blond

EYE COLOR : Brown

HEIGHT : 5’ 11’’

RACE / ETHNICITY : Liverpudlian (British)

SEXUAL ORIENTATION : Enthusiastically Bisexual/Biromantic

AFFILIATIONS

FATHER : Thomas Constantine (deceased)

MOTHER : Mary-Ann Quinn-Constantine (deceased)

SIBLINGS : Cheryl Masters (older sister; in Hell); The Golden Boy (unborn twin; there's an alternate reality where he exists)

CHILDREN : Tefé Holland (Technically speaking. ST possessed his body to knock up it's wife.); a trio of demon spawn (Maria, Saul, Adam) from the succubus Rosacarnis' malicious manipulations; Gemma Constantine (his niece)

PETS : ...Chas Chandler. And Deceit (he's running after saying this).

tagged by: @griefacquainted & @therebetterbepie no pressure tagging: @gcldfanged ( we love you deceit ); @saturnmused ( cameron! ); @neptunemused ( nate! ); @endlesslyxmused ( raine! ); and any who desire to do this!