#[ aint got time for that; nope no siree ]

[pauls-hair-is-delicious]

The Boys React To Max Telling The Reader To Suck It Up While On Their Period

Why? Bc I’m on my fucking period and my neighbor did it to me (and I threatened to boil his teeth).

David

There you were writhing in pain on the floor bc your body said 🖕fuck you🖕

It got to the point where when David tried to put his hand on you to comfort you....well...you grabbed his hand and told him you’ll break it. Followed by another really bad fucking cramp.

Max came down to the cave for once to check in on everyone for some reason. He also brought Thorn along with him.

(Hi interrupting my own thing to say I started writing this at 6 AM then fell asleep only to be very confused when I woke up bc I don’t remember writing this??)

Max had seen you on the floor and asked the boys what was going on. Then he smelled blood.

“Their on their time of the month.” David told Max.

“Oh it can’t be that bad, their probably just exaggerating the pain.” Max laughed.

Oh David was fuming but he didn’t have the time to do anything. Despite the immense pain you were in you screamed at Max.

“Exaggerating? EXAGGERATING? DOES THIS LOOK LIKE EXAGGERATION TO YOU? LOOK UP THE WORD IN A FRIGGIN DICTIONARY BECAUSE, SWEETHEART, THIS AINT IT. WANNA CONTINUE WITH THIS BULL? I’LL-“

Yeah it wasn’t pretty.

Thorn’s reaction to this? Handsome doggo walked up to you and just leaned against you. All anger? Pretty much gone.

“AW PUPPY!”

Max never said anything about the matter again. How can a human just straight up put him in his place? Well when you’re dating a vampire you befriend the things that go bump in the night then yell at the ones that need to learn something.

Dwayne

He couldn’t believe his ears

He kept his cool the best he could as he explained to Max that people on their period is like having your insides ripped open

The others had to drag you it before you staked Max

Dwayne even explained that Max should know better than anybody since he’s the oldest therefore should be the wisest

Nope Dwayne is apparently one of the wisest (even though he did break that one thing in the store and walk away as if nothing happened)

Max ended up leaving but Thorn stayed behind to lay on you to act as a weighted blanket

Dogs are awesome

Paul

When Max told you to suck it up you started tearing up.

Yay hormones

While Paul was trying to comfort you you ended up screaming at Max

“HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF YOR INSIDES WERE SHOOTING OUT YOUR DI-”

“Okay babe”

“NOT ITS NOT”

You spent a solid hour and a half screaming at Max before he left and came back with chocolate.

You know those videos of big guys tossing a treat at a tiny dogs? That’s Max tossing chocolate at you.

Marko

Very 💫fiesty💫

Didn’t take too kindly to his sire telling his lover to “suck it up” (heh)

“I’m just saying it’s gross.”

“WE. ARE. VAMPIRES. WE DRINK THAT SHIT.”

Max was angry but Marko? Hoho boi

Right as Max was leaving Marko had a talk with the pigeons

Let’s just say Max wasn’t too happy about the pigeon shit on his car

Marko just kinda cuddled with you after that whole ordeal

(A/n I just realized David’s is the longest (that’s what they said) and I didn’t intend for that. As I said before it was early in the morning when I started writing this and I wanted to finish this quickly.)

[ihaveneverdonedrugs]

Wow can you believe its been probably two whole weeks since I did one of these holy moly good god damn son geez a wheeze hot dang dog diggity do wow did you miss it I bet you did I bet you missed reading my updates dincha dincha you did yes you diiiiid yesshhh u diiiiddh.