#[ Shenanigans ]

[8balldoodles]

Listen what if. What if mihawk got de-aged or soemthing and zosan forced temp parents

[delicatesteel]

Wanting a murder of my own more than ever

Beware of crows!

[2fort-adventures]

Things I do for my pookies-

[crazy4reallll]

Modern Shen twins au

Sj: what are you reading

Sy: I’m reading this trash web novel pidw

Sj: I tried to read that but I couldn’t get into it. The writing is just trash.

Sy: I know right!

Sj: yeah the main character is such a whiny bitch.

Sy: ….get out of my room.

[dizzyhslightlyvoided]

Around 2012 when Homestuck was at its peak, I got the idea of making a gimmick Tumblr blog called "CG Reads Homestuck." The premise would have been a liveblog of Homestuck, not by Karkat Vantas, but by an Earth human whose personality is identical in every way to that of Karkat Vantas, typing and reacting as Karkat would. Naturally, his least-favorite character would have been Karkat, because Karkat hating alternate versions of himself is one of his defining traits.

I wrote a list of rules for making things over-the-top in a manner characteristic of Karkat, and the test-posts I had in my notes still failed to be as over-the-top as Karkat. There was a bit in my notes where I referenced a "mobius double-reacharound", followed by "Am I allowed to use phrases like that before they appear in Homestuck, or does it completely louse up the 'first-time liveblogger' metaphor?", a turn of phrase which was plagiarized from Maus by Art Spiegelman. I could already see that I'd lose interest pretty quickly, and imagined answering an ask about my lessened output by mentioning that the novelty had worn off, leaving only "a fake liveblog."

Anyway, I'm pretty sure that if I actually tried to make something like that now, @ephemeralhorror would summon eldritch powers to make grass touch me.

[iftheshoef1tz]

Rating: E

Pairing: Beron Vanserra/Amren (I know! I know.)

Summary: In the beginning, there was - something. Amren doesn’t know for sure; she was barely more than mist threading through some desolate forest at the time.

Notes: Sometimes, you just gotta write the weird stuff. Please mind the tags before you read! Unless you’re like me circa 2015 and reading Teen Wolf fanfiction when suddenly…there’s piss kink on your screen on your commute to university. Happens to the best of us. That’s why this fic is for @born-to-riot, because she knows that feel all too well. I told you I’d write piss kink that would make you feel things!

Written with the unending support of @acourtofladydeath, @secret-third-thing, and @queercontrarian, who also wrote their own Beron shenanigans for “Fuck It We Nut November.” Special thanks also to @yanny-77 for looking things over as well, and again to LD for the beautiful Canva banner.

Read now on ao3!

[noxspider]

Who thought letting me buy a tiny water gun was a good idea

I was left without adult supervision and with money and now I'm going to make people soggy.

This is a threat. Be warned.

I have a water gun

[disbabeled]

Things that should be normalized:

Taking meds in public

Going out to eat by yourself

Not having your drivers license

Asking about allergies when eating out

Things that should NOT be normalized:

Watching loud videos in public without earbuds istg stop it its so annoying I don't want to hear some Minecraft dude screaming while I'm trying to eat my pancakes in peace

[hoodiegal]

May I suggest? The scene where Eowyn serves Aragorn the soup/stew she made. Replace her with the Swedish Chef.

Getting back to serious topics today.

[eunnieboo]

every single time

[junior-theabgshark]

[batman-katflap]

Bruce forwarding Wayne Enterprises advertisement emails to Tim for him to deal with only to realise too late he's actually been sending them to Jason.

He only finds out as he's driving down town and sees a giant billboard reading 'Wayne Enterprises. Our CEO is getting plowed by Superman. Can you say the same for yours?'

Suprisingly, the share price goes up.

[prophetkristy]

The temptation to sneak these into the forklifts at the food bank though….

Like a different one every day I volunteer…

I'm bored at work!!! Help me think of more ideas for this forklift safety sign

[glow-in-the-dark-death]

Food is Good for the Core

~

Jason met Danny months ago when he stopped by one of the diners,

Danny was on his lunch break about to eat his ecto infused food when he felt someone with a starving proto-core enter his dinner, his head snapped towards the entrance his gaze locking onto a rather tall man with the expression of someone who was hangry for lack of better words.

His core chirped a greeting, he felt the mans proto-core rumble a barely there response.

The man stumbled towards him his eyes flashing green

"Wha-who are you?"

Once he was close enough Danny grabbed his sleeve and pulled him down onto the seat next to him, pushing his food towards him.

"There you go Firecracker, you look like you really need it"

Jason was about to protest not sure what was even happening when the smell of the food hit him, next thing he knows he's swallowing the last bite.

He leaned back staring

Just staring

He had't felt this satiated and calm since, well since a very long time.

"My name is Jason not Firecracker , now what the hell was in that? Why did I react like that?"

"Well Firecracker, my name is Danny and please tell me that you know that you ..uh died?"

-Time Skip-

"-And so basically you need ecto to be healthy and happy, did you understand all that?"

"Where will I need to go to find that?"

"No worries big guy, I'll make you the food free of charge and in the future I'll start showing you how to properly make it. Also you need to be careful with the ecto food, normal humans tend to act weird even with just a little taste to our foods."

~

Danny & Jason eating together getting along

Dick: "My baby brother has a friend and didn't tell me!"

~

Danny & Jason cooking together: "Oh that's why they say food is the way to a man's heart"

~

Danny & Jason being smitten with one another & starting to unconsciously do ghost courting things.

Oracle watching from the cameras: "What the fuck?!"

~

Dick being nosy realizing that Jason's new boyfriend is putting something into the food Jason and he eat that goes into an extremely secure case.

Dick being suspicious and investigating, manages to steal a bite feels super loopy and weird for the next few days

Dick: "I've connected the dots!"

Jason: "You didn't connect shit."

Dick: "I've connected them!"

Dick thinks they're doing drugs

~

Dick slamming the door open: "Jason is doing drugs!"

Tim: "That doesn't sound like him are you sure?"

Dick on the ground wailing

Tim: "..."

~

Just an Idea

[crazy4reallll]

The most unrealistic part about shared body aus is shen yuan working together w/ a binghe anti