#[ Parrish don't be a butt ]

[xoxoavenger]

could you do any teen wolf character x reader where she doesn’t know she’s supernatural until the deadpool and everyone is trying to keep it from her bc maybe she’s a character’s sister?

thank you ❣️

Who's Gonna Tell Her?

pairing: Jordan Parrish x Fem!Reader

word count: 2876

warnings: canon typical gore (no detail)

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"Have you told your sister?" Scott asked as they got ready for the game.

"I'm not really sure how. Even I don't fully understand it." Liam told him, pulling his jersey on over his pads.

"Well, she's adopted, right?" Liam nodded at Scott's question. "She could have been born a supernatural but never known. It happened to Lydia."

"The assassin is going to be out tonight. You have to tell her soon." Stiles butt in, and Liam shook his head.

"She's dating Parrish; he can protect her until I figure out what to do." Liam told them, grabbing his stick and shutting his locker. They had been having the same rendition of this conversation for at least thirty minutes, and he was tired of fighting.

"Parrish doesn't know about the deadpool. He doesn't know that she's on it. He can't protect her if he doesn't know what to protect." Stiles pointed out. Scott nodded as he look to his beta.

"We have to at least tell him." Scott agreed, shutting his locker in unison with Stiles.

"Can't we just play lacrosse?" Liam asked. Scott and Stiles shared a look, frowning. They both knew Liam would never be able to 'just play lacrosse' again. "Look, the assassin is on the lacrosse team. Y/N and Parrish have a date night tonight anyway. We just need to worry about ourselves not getting killed." He pointed out, making the older boys nod.

"Alright, but after tonight, we have to figure out a plan." Stiles said as they turned their attention toward coach. He had been talking, giving some kind of speech, but it apparently wasn't important.

"It's only one night. She won't even be here." Liam said, mostly to himself. He was trying to keep from freaking out, because not only was he at risk of dying, but now his sister was too. The worst part was that he didn't even know what his sister was, and he wasn't sure anyone else would either.

~

"I don't want to have to cancel." Jordan said from his desk. His girlfriend was sitting on top of it, frowning. She had gone all out for this date, even shaving, and of course her boyfriend was busy.

"I know you don't." She looked down, trying not to let her emotions get the best of her. She knew that he wouldn't cancel if he didn't have to, and it did look like he was drowning in work, but it still made her sad.

"The Sheriff is going to the lacrosse game and with all the murders happening-"

"Hey," Y/N grabbed his chin and made him look up, and he sighed as he looked at her gorgeous face. It always grounded him. "It's okay. Maybe I'll go to the lacrosse game too." They shared a kiss, and Jordan wished he could just leave his job.

"How's Liam?" He asked, making Y/N groan.

"I know you are not asking about my brother in the few short moments we have together." He chuckled, kissing her again. He wanted to tell her about Meredith, who was in the Sheriff's office and the reason why he had to cancel, but that meant he could lose his job. He knew that weird things were happening, but he didn't know how to describe it. And part of him - the selfish part - didn't want to somehow endanger or worry her.

"Sorry." He smiled, and Y/N returned it. She got up to leave, giving him a few quick pecks before walking out. "I love you." He called making her smile wider and turn around

"I love you too."

When she got to her car, she tried to call Liam, but it just went to voicemail. She figured he was warming up, so she'd just go anyway. She let his recorded voice ring out as she turned the car on, putting it in reverse as the line beeped.

"Hey, Liam, it's me. Jordan had to cancel, so I'm gonna be coming to your game." It was silent for a second as she thought about what else to say, but ultimately came up empty. "Alright, well, see ya soon! Love you!" She hung up, throwing her phone into the passenger seat and pulling out of the station.

~

"Liam, is that your sister next to Mason?" Stiles asked the group. They all turned to look into the stands, and Liam put his hands to his head, trying not to break his helmet as emotions ran quickly through him.

"What is she doing here?" Scott turned, and Liam shook his head as he began to freak out.

"She had a date with Parrish! She isn't supposed to be here!" Liam said, the others looking at each other to figure out how to calm him down. She smiled and waved from her place in the bleachers, alone, without Parrish. She was sitting with Mason and Violet, which honestly almost made Liam feel worse. But, she didn't know Malia or Lydia - she had only heard Liam talk about the juniors at random times. As Liam scanned the crowd, he wasn't even sure they were here anyway.

"It's okay, we'll keep an eye on her. As long as she doesn't come out onto the field, we'll be good." Scott patted Liams shoulder before jogging to his position as Coach began to yell at them.

They were losing by one point, only a couple minutes in, and Y/N could tell something was wrong.

"Who are you guys playing?" She asked Mason, who looked at her as if she were crazy. The two had only been introduced once at the Dunbar house, but Y/N didn't know anyone else to sit with; her step-dad was working and her mom had some sort of club tonight.

"You don't know?" Mason asked as Liam got knocked to the ground. Y/N gasped and stood, not even noticing the other team had scored. When Liam got up and took off his helmet and began to shake off his gloves, she realized.

"Oh my God." She whispered, sitting back down. "We're playing Devenford."

"Yeah." Mason confirmed, watching Liam get held back from a fight. Y/N looked around, realizing the Sheriff had never made it. She wondered what the hold up was at the station, and what Jordan was doing.

The game passed, Kira scoring the first goal but then immediately being taken out. There was definitely some extra tension on the field, Y/N noticed, even within their own team. The game kept getting more brutal, and sure enough soon Liam was being flipped over two other players. Y/N didn't have time to think before she was running down, her brother's screams igniting her older sister instincts. She made it to the field, pushing everyone away until she got to her little brother on the ground.

"Liam! Oh my God, are you alright? What's hurt?" She asked. She went through her mental checklist, but she didn't finish before two other players were hauling him up. "Hey!" She screamed, pushing them away.

"How hard did you hit him?" Number 11 asked her bother, and Liam shook his head slightly.

"I didn't." He answered, and Y/N pushed the other boy away.

"Liam, where does it hurt? Is anything broken?" She asked, checking his arms. It wasn't long before she found the broken bone bulging out of his arm.

"Ow." Number 24 commented, but Y/N ignored him.

"Alright, let's get you to the hospital. I can try to reset it, but-"

"No," Liam breathed as Number 11 took off his gloves. He looked at Liam as he took his arm, and Y/N tried pushing him away again.

"Hey, stop! You're going to hurt him!" She yelled, but Liam shook his head.

"Y/N, let Scott fix it." He told her. She stood still, not sure what was going on. How was this high school senior going to fix a broken arm? Her heart was racing, head spinning as all she could think about was if Liam would be okay.

"Close your eyes." Scott told Liam. Y/N watched as Scott twisted the bone back in and Liam cried out, and she really pushed him that time. Scott went flying back, and she quickly began to check Liam's arm. She didn't notice the looks the others gave her at the display of unusual strength.

"I-I don't understand, how is there no discoloration? No blood?" It seemed Liam's arm was as good as new as she checked it, and Liam moved to place his hands over her's.

"Y/N, I promise I'll explain, just wait until after the game, please." Liam told her. She nodded, trusting him, but a terrible feeling began in her gut. She watched Scott and Liam both shoot their heads toward another player, Scott immediately searching his own body.

"Are you cut? Did Garret cut you?" He asked Liam. Liam looked at his arms, shaking his head.

"No, no. I'm okay." He told Scott, the two of them looking at their teammate. Y/N placed her hands over her abdomen where the pain was coming from, surprised to feel a liquid there. Apparently her gut feeling was a bit more than a feeling.

"Then he missed." Scott said, but Y/N just shook her head. She was beginning to feel faint, like her head was clouded.

"I don't think he missed." She muttered, pulling her hands away from her dark sweater to reveal the blood on them. She began to fall, and Scott and Liam moved to grab her as she fell. She grabbed Liam's jersey, pain coursing through her stomach. Unbeknownst to her, her eyes flashed purple. Scott and Stiles looked at each other.

"What does that mean?" Liam asked, holding her close.

"I don't know, but we have to get her out of here without anyone else seeing." Scott told Liam, the two of them looking around. They had no idea where to go, where someone wouldn't see them.

"We just have to go for it." Stiles said. Everyone was focused on Brett, who was still down, so the four of them slinked out, Scott holding Y/N. They made it to the jeep, where Y/N was laid in the backseat with Liam.

"Should we call Parrish?" Scott asked, and Stiles just shook his head.

"Lydia just cracked another third of the deadpool." He said, looking between his phone and the road. Scott took the phone, looking at the list.

"Am I on it?" Liam asked, scooting up.

"What the hell are you all talking about?" Y/N groaned, her eyes flashing purple once more. "And why is everything so loud?" She cried, pressing her hands to her head. The engine sounded like it was inside her brain, echoing and rattling her skull.

"Someone else is on it." Scott commented, showing Liam. He sucked in a breath as the Alpha took back the phone. Of course Parrish was on the list.

"Please someone call Jordan. I want to talk to him before I die." Y/N said, sitting up. She groaned, realizing the shirt Liam had been wearing under his uniform was pressed to her abdomen, which was still profusely bleeding.

"You aren't going to die." Stiles rolled his eyes before looking in the rearview mirror. "Probably."

"Stiles!" Scott scolded. They couldn't be telling her that she was going to die on her first supernatural experience.

"Where are we going, this isn't the way to the hospital." Y/N commented as she focused her eyes. She had never been in this part of town, only having moved with Parrish last month. Before, she had lived in the neighboring town with her family. When her mom had married Dr. Geyer and moved to Beacon Hills, Y/N had already moved out.

"Don't worry about it." Stiles winked at her through the mirror, but she wasn't looking. She was on her phone, trying to find Parrish's contact. Just as she was going to press on it, it was pulled from her.

"You can't call him." Liam said, snatching her phone out of her hand.

"Why," Y/N stopped, falling back against the wall of the car and groaning as a wave of pain hit her. She opened her mouth in pain, not even realizing her incisors had grown. Liam looked terrified as she cried out, eyes flashing purple once more. This was not the face of a werewolf.

"Guys!" Liam called. Scott turned, eyes widening when he saw what was going on. Y/N was still withering in pain, oblivious to what they were talking about. She flopped against Liam finally, who was freaking out.

"Holy shit," Scott whispered as Stiles turned into the parking lot. Her eyes closed and the incisors went back to normal, but she was barely breathing now.

"We need to get her inside!" Liam yelled, helping Scott get her out. They made it to the door and into clinic quickly, Deaton looking only mildy surprised as they burst through the door.

"She has purple eyes and fangs!" Stiles yelled, but Liam growled at him immediately.

"She was stabbed. It has to be poison." He informed the vet. Deaton nodded, then looked at them.

"I have to cut her chest open to extract the poison. See how she's foaming at the mouth?" Once Deaton pointed it out the obvious, and the other's nodded. "I need you to hold her down." He told Liam and Scott. The two move to each side, where she was seizing.

"Won't cutting her open kill her?" Liam asked as Deaton cut her clothes open. He grabbed a scalpel, pressing it to her skin.

"If she is what you say she is, and she is effected this bad by the wolfsbane, then she'll be fine." Deaton couldn't waste any more time, pressing the scalpel into her skin and cutting. Just as he had finished the incision, police sirens were heard outside.

"Did you tell your dad?" Scott turned to Stiles, able to let go of the girl now. She was laying still on the table, breathing evenly.

"No, dude, I swear." Stiles shook his head, and Parrish came running in.

"What did you do to her?" He yelled, pushing past everyone until he was right next to her.

"You cut her open? What the hell are you thinking?" Jordan held her hand, pushing her hair out of her face. He was shaking as he looked at the bloody cut, holding her hand but not sure what to do to help. He couldn't even think of a plausible reason why the boys would take her to a vet when she was clearly hurt, and he was even more baffled by the fact that the vet thought he was qualified enough to cut into her like a surgeon.

"Parrish, just-just calm down, okay?" Liam said cautiously, but Jordan looked at him with fire in his eyes.

"This is your sister we're talking about! How are you fine?" Jordan had tears falling out of his eyes, then turned to Deaton. "You! You're a veterinarian, not a human doctor! This is illegal on so many levels! As soon as I make sure she gets to the hospital, you're coming with me!" Jordan yelled, not paying attention to Y/N anymore.

"Parrish, she's okay." Scott told him, making him look at her. She no longer had the long gash going down her torso. Jordan simply stared, not sure what had just happened.

"Is this some kind of joke?" He asked, sniffling as he looked around the teens and doctor in the room. There was no actual explanation for this, he was sure of it. They had to be pranking him for some sick reason.

"There's a conversation we have to have." Scott told him, but before he could get any further, Y/N was breathing in and opening her eyes. They were purple, making Jordan even more confused.

"Y/N, what's going on?" He asked, but she just closed her eyes and groaned. When she opened her eyes again, they were normal.

"Jordan? What happened?" Y/N asked, looking around as Jordan took his jacket off and wrapped it around her, letting her zip it up. She felt her torso, realizing her stab wound was gone. "What is going on?" She looked up at Liam, who was blinking dumbly.

"I have no idea." He said, and Y/N was about ready to lose her shit.

"What do you mean?" She cried out, feeling Jordan tense next to her. She turned to see Liam looking completely fine. "Your arm was broken, like twenty minutes ago!" She saw her brother looking completely fine.

"I told you so," Stiles muttered, and Y/N wished she had something to throw at him.

"You didn't tell us shit," Liam said, instantly annoyed.

"Yes! I did!" Stiles exploded, looking very offended. "I literally said 'You need to tell her.' I believe those were the exact words that came out of my mouth."

"Tell me what?" Y/N asked, tired of watching her brother and his friend bicker.

"What?" All three teenagers asked at the same time, wide eyes looking completely guilty.

"Liam," Her big sister eyes came out, which made Liam cower slightly.

"It's a long story," He starts, turning to Scott as if he would explain everything. Y/N was staring intently at Liam, brows furrowed and eyes angered. She screamed when Scott turned to her with red eyes.

"Oh my God," She whispered, leaning back against Jordan. She closes her eyes. "What the actual fuck?"

//

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[buckybarnesss]

Can we start a discussion? When it comes to Teen Wolf & Shipping. Do you know of any other age difference ships that don't get as much pushback that Sterek does? Such as Marrish, Because despite the antis complaining against it it's still in the top 3 ships of all time.

haha so we've chosen violence this morning.

@dear-massacre and i have brought this up before.

teen wolf is not the show to be watching if you're looking for "unproblematic" content. age gap ships have always been like at the bottom of issues with the show lol.

sterek is the ship that has always gotten the most push back. mostly because of it's exposure and the way the show queerbaited the fuck outta it. it's the one most people are aware of even if they haven't watched the show. therefore, it's the one that gets the focus.

hold on to your butts.

now i didn't watch s5 till the show had ended but people did find the age gap concerning and gross between jordan and lydia despite lydia being 18 at the time.

lydia turned 18 in season 4. natalie and her discuss this at the lake house i believe in time of death. this makes the birthday we see for lydia in party guessed her 17th birthday.

parrish tells jared in riddled that he's 24. by the time of 5a which takes place during the first semester of lydia's senior year 2012 she would've still been 18 and he would've been 25 because 3b was the first semester of their junior year 2011 so 5a is a year later.

jordan and lydia have a 7 year difference. while their age gap is concerning because of the power dynamics jordan wasn't grooming her and it wasn't illegal. i think the writing shifted to try to imply that they were drawn to each other because of the banshee and hellhound connection.

jordan giving those andy dwyer vibes.

now let's take a look at thiam. a pretty popular and accepted ship.

theo is the same age as our core characters. he is in their grade and knew them when he was young.

our baby beta liam was a freshman when he was introduced so that makes him a sophomore when theo is introduced in 5a.

by the time theo and liam become frenemies the age difference between them is basically the original age difference from the pilot presentation script as derek and stiles.

aiden and ethan were both romantically and sexually involved with lydia and danny in season 3 despite making it clear they were only pretending to be high schoolers. they may have been in their early 20s but they were adults fucking minors by deception.

danny's whole dating history is suspect too due to it being implied he had an older boyfriend and he was seen going to a gay club. like what. he's supposed to be the same age as our core gang. he did have a mild thing for matt though who was at least a peer.

there's also harris being shown to be at the rave with a much younger woman (21 he says). like bruh. this is never addressed.

mason and corey. liam and hayden. stiles and malia. lydia and jackson. allison and isaac. scott and allison. lydia and stiles. scott and kira. paige and derek.

those are all age appropriate actual canon relationships. i would also add derek and braeden too.

no one gives one episode wonder heather shit about kissing stiles nonconsensually either.

derek's age is never canonically given but like c'mon. in s1 he doesn't act that much older than scott and stiles. he acts like their peer.

jeff and the writers did age him up a bit because they realized they made derek 13 when he was involved with kate. they were uncomfortable with him that young and instead pushed it up to near 16. (still fucked).

i've seen it discussed on the subreddit (🤮) and people seem to deluded themselves into thinking derek was older when he and kate were involved. ding dong they are wrong.

visionary tells us plainly that derek and paige were sophomores (hello scott parallels) and kate got her nasty hands on him not long after paige died.

i think after sterek the most discussed age gap issue discussed is derek's seduction/enticement of erica. it was definitely out of pocket and questionable behavior on his part but it is rarely brought up by the antis that erica jumped him and kissed him nonconsensually later. or the manipulation and rape by deception jennifer commits.

notice a theme? people age up derek to try to say what kate did wasn't grooming and statutory rape and deny that what jennifer did was also rape. they'll deny derek any and all victimhood while turning it around on him calling him an abuser towards stiles and basically calling him a pedophile because of the sterek ship. antis really want to make a canonical victim of multiple instances of sexual abuse into the abuser.

or worse they'll call real life people these things over a fictional ship.

where have i heard this kind of narrative before i wonder? 🙄

besides, derek only does the steering wheel thing in retaliation for stiles using his body as enticement for danny without his permission. stiles is the one who did the bad thing and crossed a boundary. it's not nice or really acceptable for derek to harm stiles like that but there's context to the action. it wasn't random. it was pointed. he never does anything like this again and in fact spends a vast majority of his time trying to protect stiles.

nothing sexual or even overtly romantic occurred between derek and stiles in canon. their only crime was having too much chemistry.

the antis are mad because people ship sterek and it's not even canon. it's all fanon. sure i'm of the belief a deep connection and attraction is there between them but it's all subtextual and never acted on by either party.

let me reiterate this: antis are mad over a hypothetical ship of two fictional characters that never happened in the source material.

besides, by the time the show ends and i mean the last, last scene there's been a 2 year time jump. when the show ends it's 2015. stiles would've been 20 fucking years old and by the time of the movie he's in his 30s.

i think by then he'd be allowed to ride derek's dick off into the sunset if he wanted.

[eneiryu]

I just read something deep has wound up in your soul (I loved everybody's dynamic with Theo) and it got me thinking how, even though he was bred to be massive and deadly and fearsome, he is still a black wolf that was designed for stealth, so I can imagine so many scenarios of the pack just not knowing Theo was there and sitting on him/tripping over him/etc? Argent and Melissa folding laundry and placing them on Theo's back as he's sleeping in the darkened room and they don't notice until he huffs and shifts and the whole pile of clothes goes tumbling all over him. The pack is in the preserve and Theo is lying on the ground with Malia and Derek as they wait for permission to go hunting, and its nighttime and Stiles is human and he backs up right into him and goes falling ass-over-teakettle and Theo doesn't even move to try and avoid him. They're all relaxing and chilling out and out of the darkness Theo opens his eyes and Alec, Nolan and Mason all jump out of their skins as he scares them. Parrish goes to sit down and leaps to his feet when his butt hits bristly fur and tense muscle and he glances down to see Theo watching him with an unimpressed look. The only people who really ever know where is it at all times are Scott and Liam and they use that skill to their advantage and for comedic reasons.

Also, I was wondering why exactly Theo wanted to be a wolf the whole fic? Did something happen during his 'mission' with Argent that made him want to stop being human for a little?

Yes to all of that, absolutely—those are exactly the kinds of dynamics I love to write/see. I like the trust and comfort it implies, and just the…familiarity? Of people who know each other so well that they can have those kinds of experiences without awkwardness or fear or whatever.

As for why Theo wanted to be a wolf, it was partially that he got hurt—I tried to imply that with Melissa’s comment about Argent saying it’d been a rough mission, but sometimes I’m too subtle at the risk of it being completely unrecognizable to anyone who isn’t me 😆—but more that, in my head, Theo just…doesn’t always know how to be a person? Because, really, for so long he wasn’t one, not in any recognizable way: he learned to fake being one, but it was always an act. And so now that he’s with the McCall pack, he’s not faking it anymore, or at least not trying to, but I think the problem is, he doesn’t always know how to just be around people without a purpose, or without being used by them or fulfilling some kind of need of theirs. He doesn’t know how to just do small talk or exist in silence with people, even people he loves and who love him, and so it’s just easier to…be a wolf. To be an animal, who can’t talk, who can’t do a lot of human things, except be present and someone(/thing) that others can interact with in this very easy, primitive way, allowing him to be part of things without having to do so in a way that he doesn’t feel like he understands, or comes with any expectations. If that makes any sense?

[mother-sigma]

Lernen wir die Darsteller kennen!

Since we're officially here, let's meet the cast!

First up, Julius Gormley! Julius is a 14 year old ambivert from the tucked-away town on Hillside, Germany. He enjoys sword-fighting, plays, and scheming! But no matter what, he's ALWAYS up for a new adventure. Weapon of choice: "I like a good stick, a good stick can always get the job done... unless it's a big branch, one where I can sharpen the little branches growing off of it and make a barbarian club! Yeah... those are cool." Fun Fact: Julius has INSANE reflexes, he'll never miss something coming!

Make way for Tamzin Osgood! (Or Tammy for short) This 16 year old fierce and brave girl from the "Red Brick Road" town of Stillman, Wales won't let anything get in her way! She has a nick for plants and kicking butt! Weapon of choice: "Don't make fun of me, but when I was younger I kicked a football at a stop sign and somehow knocked it down. I keep it in my room now as a trophy of my "immaculate strength", as my mum calls it. If I were to go on any adventure, I would without a doubt take it." Fun Fact: Tammy is a pro at lock picking! Give her some scraps, and you'll be in or out in a jiffy!

You can't get more brainy than Madison D'Élise! (Or Madi for short) From the former bomb range that flourished into the beautiful town of Parrish #26, France, this 10 year old is a scientist in the making! Her inventions will surely come in handy! ...Hopefully...? Madi loves stuffed animals and robots. Weapon of choice: "Ollie Créon in the 8th grade gave me his Neft Gun when he left to go to highschool, he even gave me all his darts! I have so many I don't think I could ever run out... If I was ever in danger, I would save the day with my trusty Neft Gun!" Fun Fact: Madi's dads said no to a cat, so instead she made herself a robot capybara! She's got a friend in everything!

Nobody knows where he or his fashion sense came from, but Karl has made a home in the "Never-Ending" rainy town of Belmontus, Russia. Having a sort of 6th sense for time itself, Karl's a bit mysterious all around... Not to fret! He's a very trustworthy companion, one who's always up to learn more and more! Weapon of choice: "It's constantly raining over here, so I always carry an umbrella with me. It's been the same one for years now, I can't imagine parting with it..." Fun Fact: Karl has an ick for the economics industry, so he always shops for clothes at the local thrift shop. ...Maybe it's time for him to change his mind...

Watch out, its Amélie Lindgren! (Or Amy for short) With traveling parents from Vietnam and Scotland, 14 year old Amy finds herself jumping from place to place often. But for now, she's cozy in the dual-divided town of Buttonwood, Scotland. She likes fueling arguments and is a mastermind manipulator... yikes! Weapon of choice: "I hate most people, they're annoying and gross. I would 100% take my bow on any sort of quest, eliminate the oppositions from a distance!" Fun Fact: Amy is trilingual! She learned French and English from her parents, and German from her time spent in Hillside!

There's more to show, but we're saving that for a later time.

Development is going smoothly, hopefully we will see you guys again in no time!

[kelliealtogether]

📓

Thanks, friend! 🥰

I'm really into time travel stuff, so naturally, I have daydreamed many, many times about writing a time travel fic that essentially steals the plot of Yesterday Is History by Kosoko Jackson. It's got a little bit of Adansey, but (as always) the end game is Pynch. This is long, so I'll throw it behind the cut:

Adam is grad student at Georgetown, living with Blue in an unreasonably and suspiciously cheap basement apartment in Georgetown. Everything is going swell, then he starts getting stomach pains. In typical Adam Parrish fashion, he just deals with it and doesn't get it checked out until, one day, he collapses on campus. Turns out the stomach pain was a sign of something bad (in the book, it's cancer, but daydream fic is unclear), and he needs a liver transplant. Miraculously, he gets one. Like crazy stupid fast, faster than anyone has ever gotten a transplant before kinda fast.

He's recovering well, then one day, he's hanging out on his and Blue’s patio and starts nodding off, only to be woken up by a thunderstorm. Except it was a bright sunny day without a cloud in the sky. So Adam is all, "DC weather 🙄" and starts heading inside, but the door into their apartment is locked, and Adam hadn't locked it. He knocks on the door, thinking Blue accidentally locked it, but it's not Blue who comes to the door. It's Gansey. And it's not 2023 or whenever the present day would be. It's 1962.

Adam had somehow unknowingly traveled back in time.

So Gansey lets Adam in out of the rain because the apartment he and Blue share is in what used to be the Gansey family mansion and, in typical Gansey fashion, is incredibly curious about Adam, and Adam is curious about Gansey. They talk for a while, hit it off a bit, then Adam starts stressing out about how he's going to get back to his time, and that's what triggers him going back.

So Adam starts popping back to Gansey in 1962 whenever he gets a little stressed out, they become friends, yadda yadda. Then one day there's a knock on the door of the unreasonably and suspiciously cheap Georgetown apartment, and it's Declan Lynch.

Turns out...

The Lynches have a genetic disposition toward time travel (that Declan of course doesn't himself have 🥺), and that liver Adam got? It was Matthew's (sorry 😭😭). Adam obviously has evidence this time travel thing is real, but he's like, "No, sorry. Don't want anything to do with you. Bye." Until Declan says his other younger brother can teach Adam how to manage it.

Enter Ronan.

They h. a. t. e. each other at first. Ronan's a shitty teacher and Adam is stubborn as hell and they butt heads. So Adam starts escaping to Gansey more, but then he starts getting pain in his stomach again. Turns out, he can't keep popping back and forth in time, because it's only one part of his body that let's him do it, not his whole body (which can spread out the shock of time travel more or something? Don't ask.)

But as much as they initially dislike one another, eventually Adam and Ronan kind of get into a groove with the whole time travel teaching thing, and they start liking each other a little. Then a little more. Then a little more. But Adam is still going back to Gansey, because he likes Gansey, too.

Ultimately, the whole time travel thing begins really wrecking his body, so Adam has to stop traveling. He has an ultimatum: go back to Gansey and never see Ronan again, or continue in his present with Ronan and never see Gansey again.

Adam chooses Ronan. He's really beat up about leaving Gansey back in the 60s because Gansey made him happy and he made Gansey happy, but Adam gets over it.

TURNS OUT...

The reason why the Georgetown basement apartment is so unreasonably and suspiciously cheap?

Adam and Blue’s landlord is one Mr. Henry Cheng. Gansey found him in his time, they fell in love, Gansey told Henry all about Adam, and when Gansey passed (sorry again 😭😭), he made Henry promise to turn the Gansey family mansion into apartments and put the listing for the basement apartment up when Adam would be looking for a place to live. (Gansey writes this really sappy letter to Adam that Henry gives to him and its all a big fluffy mess about how much Gansey appreciated his time with Adam, and that Adam shouldn't worry about him because he found Henry and they were very happy blah blah blah.)

And, in the present time, Adam and Ronan live happily ever after. The end.

That was so long, sorry! But yeah, this is one I daydream about a lot and will probably never write. 😌

[thebaddragon]

Lydia's hair is less red than I remember.

Jackson is the best part so far.

Pretty sure Dilf Derek is great too.

Boobs. Buns. I think its nice. Unnecessary but nice.

Awkward exes. I swear they are trying to reach the point of an orgy.

Gross! I hate bugs.

Eli is the Sterk baby.

Butt.

Why does she look exactly like Allison. Good question!

Ugh bugs.

Coach is perfect!

I love Sheriff Stilinski using the words delinquent son.

Malia should make more decisions.

Where, Allison?

Why, Allison?

How, Allison?

Creepy lonely Deputy. Why was his gun in a drawer? Is that safe?

Jazz hands!

Tail theft is a serious crime.

Oh shit, Victoria! Was not expecting that!

I think I love Jackson.

Derek!!!

Dammit Allison!

You are a nice demon, Parrish.

Why these deputies holding their guns the way they are?

I like Peter being cruel to be kind.

Why does anyone still live in Beacon Hills?!

The fuck Allison.

I don't trust Deaton still.

Why are you going after Eli, Allison?

Poor Eli.

Hale Auto, huh?

Listen to Eli, Scott.

Is Melissa gonna be in a menage a trois?

Hikari! Liam.

Sheriff!

Derek!!!

Ok, even without the spoilers, you can see they were planning to do Derek dirty the whole movie, y'all.

The hell Peter.

I love Jackson on this.

Speaking truth here: I never liked Allison.

Mountain Ash. Cue Gerard gritting his teeth.

Victoria I think you need to sound a little more strict...

Its time to d-d-duel in the Shadow Realm!

Believe!

Why the stadium?

Lol Eli your Stiles is showing.

All yall need fire safety.

Love Coach.

So one tracked mind. Both of you.

I was your chemistry teacher, imbecile.

I love Coach but that's cheating.

Now Eli has Scott roaring in his face to replace that nemory, Derek.

Greenburg!

Damn Argents.

Thank you Eli. Perfect timing.

Love how people just walking over tge line while the hellhound is doubting himself.

Baby faces.

The Nogitsune sounds like Gerard.

Shot through the heart...

If they brought Kira back just for her to save Scott so he can go back to Allison I would have said fuck it too. And the money thing.

Still majestic Peter.

I guess the younger you are, the closer your knees come to your front... the older you are, the more backwards they go.

Looks like Gerard and a gremlin.

No Derek!! And poor choice for pack for Eli.

Why would Eli go with Scott, and the woman that tried to kill him?

Wistful. Thought so.

Uh Eichen is still open? Well good place as any.

Fyi I can see points where Stiles may have been.

[arewordsenough]

two ideas if they interest you:

Jug and Malachai call a truce between the Serpents and the Goulies but they do it through sex.

Dick takes a trip to Beacon Hills to consult Derek Hale on a supernatural matter. Parrish makes a joke about their big butts and Dick and Derek notice how curvy and sumptuous each other are and have sex in the shower.

So, confession. I kind of skipped Riverdale season 2 and most of 3 to get to the weird stuff. 😅 So, I don't really have any concept of Malachai.

A Titans/Teen Wolf crossover could be interesting. Not sure if this pairing sparks for me, but I'll give it some thought.

[waroftheposes]

why do you hate adam going to harvard?

ok

ok

So there is a lot of personal feelings involved in my hatred of Adam Parrish going to Harvard. Adam is my favorite fictional character of like all time, and Harvard is a legacy school for rich pretentious people, a symbol of privilege, a place where the rich send their kids to keep the status quo. It’s the least pleasant school in America imo, it makes me feel weird thinking of Adam going there. Out of all the people I know who ended up at Harvard, the majority of them are rich, white, male and straight. There is one exception, just one.

I’ve always disliked Harvard, personally, and the idea of my favorite character going there makes me upset. It’s like, to me… for me? Adam doesn’t fit in Harvard. If he fit at Harvard, he’d be like the assholes I know who went there.

Also in the years between the Raven King and Call Down the Hawk, my friends and I brainstormed where Adam would end up. My favorite place for Adam was always Georgetown. Georgetown is prestigious af but it’s not an ivy league school, it’s in DC so it would be easier for Adam to go back to visit Ronan, and I thought a more realistic place for Adam–who is not a legacy student, who doesn’t have rich parents to help him get in, who seemingly has no extracurricular or community service hours (because of all the jobs he had to hold)– to end up at than Harvard. I wanted Georgetown specifically because it was a school with a good reputation basically next to Ronan–and also unlike Harvard, I don’t personally know assholes who went to Georgetown. My friends and I thought of other places that could work too, all of which were closer to Ronan.

Now reading CDTH, I realized that Adam being so far away was an actual plot point, it’s meant to be a problem for Adam and Ronan, but in my perfect world, Adam wouldn’t have to go so far away. I also realize that Harvard might have been some sort of prize, Adam worked so hard, he sacrificed so much, he gets to go to one of the most well known schools in the world.

I don’t like it tho. I really really really don’t.

[ganseybois]

hi!! here’s a pynch prompt if you’d like!! adam and ronan need to decide on a wedding date ✨

thank you so much!! i hope you like it!!

"Ronan, we can't get married on April Fools."

Ronan smiled widely at him, head leaning on his hand as he looked down at Adam in their bed, laying next to one another, Ronan's hand trailing roads over Adam's bare torso. "Why not?"

"Are you kidding me? Matthew will be pulling pranks all day."

"Come on Parrish, live a little."

Adam rolled his eyes but didn't hold back his grin. Ronan had used that sentence one too many times on him to convince him to do irresponsible things, like having sex in a public bathroom, for starters. But he absolutely refused to have it work here and now.

"You know, planning a wedding is a two-person job. To have you give me even a fraction of your undivided attention would be greatly appreciated."

Ronan scrunched his nose up. "Jesus, sometimes you sound like Gansey." but then he leaned forward, kissed Adam's nose, and pressed his fingers along the hem of his pajama pants. "Besides, I'd say I'm giving you all of my undivided attention right now."

Adam laughed and grabbed Ronan's hand to stop him, pushing Ronan's body down and straddling him. He pinned Ronan's wrists over his head and stared down at him.

Ronan smiled, his eyes dark, "Oh, baby."

"Ronan, I want to marry you."

"I want to marry you too."

"Well, in order to do that, we have to pick a date."

"All right, all right. Let me up. Don't look at me like that, I promise I'll be good." Ronan did get up, but kept Adam sitting on his lap, arms circling him, noses brushing as they sat on their bed face to face. All of Ronan's playfulness was gone, and now he was looking at Adam with that same, almost unnerving stare that he had when they had their most intimate moments.

It was a deeply attractive look, but Adam often had the feeling that it was able to look right through him and into his soul. Not that he actually minded, his soul already belonged to Ronan.

"I did have an idea." Ronan admitted.

Adam kissed his nose. "A real one this time?"

"Yeah," Ronan breathed, "what if we got married on my dad's death anniversary?"

Adam was surprised, but he figured that ultimately he shouldn't have been. It was a very Ronan thing to ask for. "I think that would be nice. A summer wedding then."

Ronan nodded, holding Adam tighter. "It'll be like he's there with us, you know?"

"He is with you Ronan, you know that."

"I know," he said quietly, "but maybe he'll hear me better that day."

Adam ran his fingernails over Ronan's scalp for a little while, allowing him some quiet, and his thoughts. After a bit, he murmured, "This will work out really well with Gansey and Blue's schedules, too."

Ronan grinned at him. "We should tell Gansey he's not invited."

"If you'd like to give him a heart attack, sure."

Ronan laughed softly. "I think he'll like that we're doing it on dad's anniversary. Gansey will appreciate that."

It was funny how their wedding had included Gansey as though he was part of their actual relationship. He had prompted the conversations at Declan's wedding, was Ronan's best man, was helping plan it, and ultimately was just worked into every conversation.

Adam grinned at him and rolled his eyes a little. "As will your actual brothers."

"Oh," Ronan faked forgetfulness, snapping his fingers, "forgot about them." he cocked his head as he smiled. "Are you sure you're okay with it?"

"I promise I am."

"Good." Ronan tapped his butt lightly. "Now, let's talk about the honeymoon."

Adam laughed as Ronan kissed his neck. After that, well, they didn't get much further in their conversation.

[tylerposet]

Soms people are still so baffled with the St*lia break up because they don't understand the reason, since Malia not giving a fuck about Stiles being a murderer didn't make sense. Here I am wanting to tell them your theory: HE BROKE UP WITH HER BECAUSE LYDIA LEFT HIS BUTT FOR PARRISH IN THE WOODS.

im literally just saying 

[sunofrainbowdash]

The Metaphorical Death of the Sun

Sophie: [Sophie's been avoiding everything having to do with the Dae's. It was a hard, realizing that she couldn't even go two measley? weeks without seeing one of them. And it was the mother, of all of them. Let's ignore the fact that she'd pretty much cut Mina out of her life, and Sun, forget him as she tried, she still found herself thinking about him. Moreso as she was sitting down in his house chatting up with his mother. It was like old times, as if nothing happened, but this time, sitting at the coffee table she was wishing he'd actually not turn up. There wasn't any hint of hope for a ~surprise sun~ anywhere in her thoughts. It was obviously so opposite, and though she'd already felt a little more happiness in her life with her chat of Miss Rainbow Dash coming to an end, she knew that was about to be over with. So the Mrs? excused herself with a phone call, swearing to come back after-- which is probably what she never did-- and as Sophie was about to pick up her purse and make her way out, well I'm assuming Sun is there to metaphorically slap her in the face. wait i'm lying, there's a suzy for that lol]

Sun: [Sun's been at his internship all day, and he's ready to relax, and have a nice time hanging around his house (Suzy is in fact coming over, but he's, again, gonna find a way to sneak her in, like he probably has been all of this time. Yike.), but AS IT SEEMS, his family does not tell him when they will be having company, and I'm sure there's something about the air that gives it away immediately that Sophie is there. So when he walks into the living room and sees that she actually is there, his shoulders sag over, and he just sighs, thinking of the last conversation they had. He says nothing to her, as he figures, yup, she probably wants that. He's on his couch. There we go.]

Sophie: [She looked away immediately, having to tear her eyes away from the gorgously dressed Sun. And on the inside she wanted, and almost acted on impulse to swing that bag of hers at him. She would have rather GONE BLIND, than to see him so fine and dandy, and dresed almost too much to her appeal. So with a sinking and feirce eyeroll, she gritted her teeth to force back the, well, the betrayal, and the sadness inside of her. And though she knew it wasn't an outright betrayal--something he could not have done purposely, he had to have known what he did to her. He had to have known how insanely he made her feel, and if he didn't well, she would surely tell him.] I just don't understand... [She takes a step towards him.] how you sleep at night. [She scoffs.] How can one person treat someone so... [and she stops there because she's trying to find the word.] Disgustingly. If you didn't want anything to do with me, why would you push me so hard?

Sun: [He definitely had not been expecting her to say anything to him. He honestly thought she'd just pick up her stuff and leave. So when he heard her speak, he might have jumped a little, and he sunk into the couch when it registered that he was being, well, chastised. She confused him /so/ /much/. She'd taken everything back, right? So why was he still being yelled at? He looked away from her, casting his eyes to the floor. Normally he'd be throw the attitude back at her, but he just couldn't right now. So, all while she was speaking, he didn't look at her. Though, when she presented a question to him, which he presumed was not rhetorical, he looked back to her, and sighed. He ignored the statement before the question, because it was ridiculous to say that he'd not wanted anything to do with her.] Pushing you how, Sophie?

Sophie: Do I really have to go over this with you? [She's shaking her head right now, because honesly she's vibrating with a small rage because wTF sUN.] I never wanted any of this. I told you I didn't, and you pushed me. You p l a y e d with my mind, and then finally when I had fully convinced myself that you were right, entirely right for me [EXASPERATED SIGH.] You know I was mean, REALLy mean to you, but you can't even fathom-- you can't even comprehend how you've been treating me. And I thought we were friends. Friends don't do this to each other. So now what, Sun? I have to apologize to Mina and your mom, and explain to them that I can't stand their ~Sun enough to even come over? Is that fair Sun?

Sun: Sophie, that's not even... [He wanted to argue that everything she'd just said wasn't fair for him either; that she gave him no inclination of liking him for any reason other than what he might have on that day, and that her behavior was /confusing/ for him. But she appeared to have it in her head that only he was in the wrong, and it wasn't possible to fight Sophie when her mind was made up.] I don't know what you want me to say to you. I'm sorry, but I don't know what to do, okay? I wasn't /playing/ you. It's- It's complicated.

Sophie: Complicated? No. You don't get me to realize I have feelings for you and shove them down the drain when you want. You don't get to use my own words against me. You weren't just a lapse in judgement, and you fail to see that. But I see everything now, and you can sit there and diminish it all to one "complication", but it doesn't change the fact that I cared. And it wasn't fair to you to turn me away like that, not when you and your family are such a big part of my life. And you don't get to just say "sorry", Sun. Not if you're going to be this much of a jerk. [So huff, and there's a turning away because she's sad again, and let's not say anything more because she's gonna cry like an enormous baby heading towards the door bye sun.]

Sun: [So he feels bad. Really bad, as he should, because he's a lying, triflin' ho. He's frowning a really big frown, and he still isn't sure of what to do, because Sophie showing emotion was still a foreign thing to him, and so he didn't know how to react or what to say to her. All he did know was that he didn't want her feeling whatever way it was she was feeling. (Robot Sophie was easy to deal with. Sophie with feelings? Yikes.) So, when she turns to go to the door, for the first time I'm guessing, ever, he's gonna get up off the couch, and start to follow her out.] Sophie. That's-- I didn't mean it like that. I'm just-- it's--. [He just makes a face, because he's not sure how to finish that sentence. She's taken the ability to speak from him. How lovely.] I will /never/ be able to do that. Ever. Not really. [I think it's clear which part of her rant he's answering, but boy saying that is gonna bite him in the butt in a second.]

Sophie: [Not once did she turn around, okay. Not once, because she was too busy finding her own composure. So she really didn't see that wierd face he made towards her, she couldn't even force herself to turn around a take his words in, and she couldn't make herself spin around to see if they were true or not by the look in his face. Because they probably weren't, that was her opinion. So the muttering shadow behind her fought with his words, and her eyes were on the door in front of her. Before twisting the door knob, however, she had decided that maybe it was time to face that ice cream boy. So she did. There was a tiny spin, face to face, and so yeah, maybe she did believe him, because she felt like she was seeing a completely different part of the guy. Maybe they were capable.] Either way, it's too late isn't it? You've already made it evident that you're not to be trusted. [So with a nervous sadden laughter she shrugged.] There's nothing you can say to make me f e e l any better.

Suzy: [SO, somebody had sent Sun a text in between the time he got up from the couch and now. (HE LEFT HIS PHONE IN THE LIVING ROOM, ROOKIE MISTAKE.) Suzy assumes the twisting of the door knob is Mr. Dae coming to open the door, because Sophie has impeccable timing. So when the doorknob stays stationary, she is confused. She just k n o c k s on the door, like 'hello????', and perhaPS, she calls Sun's name, like 'wyd bf?']

Sophie: [As if to cement her last statement there is a voice heard from outside, and she cuts her eyes at that Sun.] I'm sorry, am I interrupting something? [SO THE DOOR IS OPENED. THANKS PARRIsh, and the ReVEALING OF SUZY IS LIKE THE REVEALING OF THE PHANTOMS BIG UGLY BURNT UP FACE. THANKS PARRISH, Actually it's not even like that, beause Sophie is not surprised. So arms folded across her chest there is an eyeroll and a sARCASTIC ADDRESSING.] Mina's friend, wonderful of you to join us. [though her eyes are occupied on Sun as they are shooting AVADA KEDAVRAS AT HIM.]

Sun: [Sun's eyes go wide. Like, terror spreads across his whole face, for real. When he sees that face of his ~girlfriend~, now looking confused because of the fact that Sophie is standing there with him, he wants to run up to his room and lock the door. But none of that terror could have amounted to the PURE TERROR he felt when his eyes landed back on Sophie, who was looking at him with a face akin to that of this https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/image...] S-Suzy. [He gives the most awkward and scared of smiles. And then he mumbles.] You're early.

Suzy: [As I said, Suzy's looking at Sophie with much confusion, because WHY is she here? Why is she standing here ALONE with Sun? And WHY is she speaking to her in such a way. She looks to Sun.] I texted you to tell you I was here. [And then back to Sophie, because reALLY. She's giving the biggest upside down smiley emoji face right now. AND THEN BACK TO SUN AGAIN.] I'm still Mina's friend, am I?

Sophie: [And though the girl looked at her with much confusion, Sophie stood her ground, not even taking a step backwards to let the SUZY IN. And honestly there was a scoff at the idea, having to text someone when you're at the Dae residence, rather than walking right in as Sophie did. So to Suzy: http://33.media.tumblr.com/953dfa1f74743..., just because] She asked a question Sun. Answer it.[There is an eyebrow raise towards him, and more of those evil stares, but imagine a softening because, answer it Sun and don't be wrong.] What else, no, who else could she be?

Sun: [Under the gaze of both of the women in front of him, Sun was starting to sweat. His eyes kept flashing back and forth between both of them rapidly, because, boy he was in DOO-DOO.] She's-- uh... She's-- uh... Suzy? Just Suzy... [He gives Suzy this look like WHY ARE YOU SAYING THESE THINGS. IT'S SUPPOSED TO BE /SECRET/.]

Suzy: [Now this, as you could imagine, has Suzy annoyed, angry and V V UPSET. She gives a look expressing all of these things to Sun in response to what he'd just said. So she huffs, angrILY, ANNOYED at the idiot known as Sun Dae. With no regard for Sun, because there has to be some UNDERLYING REASON as to why he didn't want Sophie to know, she turns back to the other girl.] I. Am. His. Girlfriend. So, maybe, you should let. me. inside. [Said through grit teeth, oh jesus.]

Sophie: [Have to admit that word has got a Sophie real sHOOk THANKS PARRISH. So sure, she WAS looking at Suzy with a wild condescending look before because step off, but now it appeared she was the one to be stEPPINg OFF. So again to Sun trying to hide the hurt in her eyes, but come on, she REALLY LIKES HIM AND SHE CANT DO THAT OMFG.] Is it true? [And turn to Suzy.] Don't speak. [Holding up a hand to that one, like no.] I'd like to hear a confirmation because a second ago there wasn't a complication, right? [A THIS LOOK http://i.imgur.com/dryDpEy.gif ALRIGHT.] I guess I didn't realize it was Mina's friend.

Sun: Suzy! [And he's gonna sound angry, and mean, and v pissed, because how daRE she take that into her own hands, and just decide to tell someone (especially Sophie) that they were together? He looked at Sophie when she spoke again, and seeing the look on her face- one he'd never really seen before- it was like his heart sank just a little bit, because onlY NOW does he see that, yup, he was cruel to her as well. Just in a different way than she had been to him.] Soph... I--... Y-Yeah. Yeah she's-- it's true. Yeah.

Suzy: [UNFAZED BY THE BOY GETTING ANGRY WITH HER, TBH.] Right. His /girlfriend/. So, if you could let me in please?

Sophie: [And cut those eyes back to Suzy.] Congratualations. [A this look. http://i.imgur.com/3WJbUV5.gif] You seem perfect for each other, I could go for punching you both in the face right now. [BUT SHE DOESN'T, though there is a WONDERFUL SHOVE, and she makes her exit.]