#[ 🕷️ ] —— dash commentary

[spiderwarden]

all of these Drow who are not DROW drow meanwhile Minthara is THE Drow of Drows.

[nohalosinhell-archive]

"Ya gotta fill out an application t' ask someone on a date now?"

[linyphiidae]

🕸️ > @volucerrubidus ; replying to... [x]

"Impressive. Care to demonstrate? Or are you being obtuse on purpose?"

[notxyourxdevilxdoll]

[spiderwarden]

“ It’s always Minthara, don’t attack the grove! And never Druids, don’t feed the Tieflings to the attackers they’re not meat shields. Tsk. “

[spiderwarden]

Minthara misreading the whole boop situation by trying to jab everyone with daggers.

[spiderwarden]

"get over your goddess'." said Minthara, to Gale, as she suffers rebound from Lolth.

[spiderwarden]

"Karlach why is my son saying the word that you say all the time, every day, all day long, I left you alone for five minutes with him."

karlach vc: i need to go into witness protection, i just taught my girlfriend's son the F word for his first word

[spiderwarden]

Sits on @menzoberras ‘s lap staring at the dash.

[spiderwarden]

@demonwebs wanting to be her new househusband in Menzobarranzan has her looking his stature up and down to see what kind of daughters he can give her.

[spiderwarden]

Have I arrived in time for something interesting to go on?

[spiderwarden]

The dash is salty today and I am HERE for it.

[spiderwarden]

*fixing the little hairs by her ears in Astarion's mirror that she has not returned* listen if Durges want to have it out over breaking away from Bhaal, we are all here for it.

[spiderwarden]

“ I see that weapons have become much more advanced here on the surface. “ …… “ We must acquire as much as we can. “

[spiderwarden]

Her index drags over the spine of one of her own books claimed, from her own growing collection of pleasure editions. And as she held his eye, mirth began to grow in her own.

"I suppose I may allow this...amicable existence ." Her head lifts and "You have managed to discover a line in the sand, Astarion.. Well done."

@spiderwarden

He proposed a parley of sorts. "Your collection and mine on offer for either of us to borrow and return at our leisure to one another." And he had quite the collection of sordid, little novels. Whether the pair of them were even capable of keeping such an arrangement from going was anyone's guess.

[spiderwarden]

Minthara has taken part in enough threesomes, foursomes, sixsomes, general orgies to last her a few lifetimes in Menzoberranzan. And decided after all that? She does not share.