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Y’all I am hyperfixating on Ancient Egypt BADD

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Mercutio and Tybalt

*sees a gay couple* so which one of you is the angelically beautiful, charming young man capable of being terrible, at once scholarly and warlike, both a thinker and a man of action, and which one is the sceptic, the anarchic questioner of all beliefs, scornful of allegiance to any cause, incapable of belief, of thought, of will, of life, and of death?

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I drew scarlet. I was bored so I drew her

She belongs 2 @mmmkkkkkjkmm

I’m bored okay

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She’s just like me fr

(Credit to @mmmkkkkkjkmm for the art)

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Maybe

For @mmmkkkkkjkmm. I know it's hard for you a lot, but I'm proud of you. FREAKIN LOVE YOU YOU GOOBER.

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It was not like Tybalt Capulet to be nervous about a decision. Usually he always went into things guns blazing, quite literally. He didn’t tend to think through his actions much; instead, he just followed with his gut and prayed it that it would end well for him.

So the fact that he was anxiously shifting from foot to foot outside of Scarlet Orozço’s apartment, holding a tray of what he hoped would be peace offerings, therefore broke convention. It felt unusual for him to be such a nervous wreck standing in public. He had tried to breathe normally and stop the shaking in his legs, though neither endeavor proved successful.

The situation he’d found himself in did not help his nerves much either.

Several times on the drive to Scarlet’s apartment, Tybalt had wondered exactly why he had said yes to her offer. He had tried to make excuses-he was bored, he was shocked, he was, dare he say, amused-but none felt like correct explanation for why he had accepted. Actually, in all seriousness, Tybalt knew the reason he said yes, but whether it be out of pride, indifference or sheer embarrassment, he simply refused to admit it.

Surprisingly, Tybalt was not a man usually drawn to romance. In fact, he usually preferred training and sparring over matters of the physical and emotional. Maybe that was something he could work on more, since being emotionally withdrawn was not helpful in any situation, but still. The offer was something he’d more expect to be given to men like his cohorts, who enjoyed indulging in women of all social classes and tastes, regardless of the consequences. But Tybalt had never been drawn to watching them flirt around with each other, and had never imagined himself in a scenario where we would enjoy the same thing, though he tried to pretending otherwise for appearances.

But that was before Scarlet had smiled at him, and sweetly offered him a date.

So now he was here. Standing outside her apartment, holding a tray of arepas con queso, and flushing at the memory of her towering over him.

That memory, of her hands on his skin and her eyes on his face, it had plagued him for days. He had been writhing at night, unable to escape the burning in his body. It felt so new and yet so familiar at the same time. He has been hit with random surges of desire before, sure, but this, this was something different. Like some sort of switch had gone off in his brain, and now his thoughts were consumed by nothing but Scarlet.

A tiny voice in the back of his head tried to argue that, maybe, it wasn’t just desire he was feeling, but he pushed it to the back of his mind.

Sighing, Tybalt rang the door bell of Scarlet’s house, and prayed to God, Jesus and all the Saints that he would somehow manage to keep his shit together. 

A prayer that undoubtedly came in handy when Scarlet opened the door, dressed in a way that could only be described as goddess-like, dripping in pearls and silk, like a baroque painting. All in red, of course, because it seemed she made a habit of making him fluster. He nearly dropped the Arepa pan staring at her smiling face, suddenly feeling very underdressed in his silk black button down.

(He knew he should’ve worn more accessories.)

A gasp brought him out of his trance. Scarlet was now staring at the arepas, eyes roving over the little disks. “You brought food!!” Scarlet exclaimed happily, grabbing the tray from his hands, which fell to his side, limply. Excitement clouded her features and it was the most beautiful thing Tybalt had ever seen. Her happiness made her practically glow and Tybalt could have sworn he felt his heart skip a beat when he saw how beautiful it made her.

“You-uhA-I’m-um..” Tybalt said, clumsily stumbling over his words. He cleared his throat. 

“Arepas con queso. They have cheese in them.” His said, nearly kicking himself.

“They have cheese in them” Yeah no shit, dumbass. She speaks Spanish, You stupid fuck. What does she think queso means? Jesus, Joseph and Mary, Tybalt, get your shit together.

“How’d you know I loved Arepas?” She asked cheekily, popping over the tupperware and picking on up.

“Must’ve been a lucky guess.” He lied. In reality, he has asked (or begged) his boss Francesca for tips as he was closing up. Scarlet was her foster-sister, so she had plenty of good tips for a date with her sister.

He hopped it would get him into her food graces, but she still terrified him.

Scarlet smiled happily and bit into an arepa, humming contently. 

“So,” she said, wiping her mouth. “Where to next?��

Tybalt felt his cheeks warm, staring at her beautiful face. The curve of her nose, the highness of her cheeks, her smile.

“The Gardens.” He said confidently.

Hm. Maybe this would work out.

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Salvatore and Sampson

I think a really good relationship dynamic is when one partner is an entirely absurd person and the other partner's perpetual thought process is, "I adore you. Why are you like this? I'm going to kiss you at such length and with such fervor that you'll get disoriented and stop being like this for five minutes and I can rest, for fuck's sake."

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My interpretation of @mmmkkkkkjkmm ‘s beautiful OC Scarlet 🥀🍷♥️

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Did I have a four hour long rehearsal yesterday? Yes.

Should I have been sleeping yesterday? Also yes.

Did I let my tiredness get in the way of digitalizing the beautiful baby that is @mmmkkkkkjkmm ‘s Scarlet? You bet your sorry ass I didn’t.

With shadow

Without shadow

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@mmmkkkkkjkmm Fran and Rose

you actually don't have to go on dating apps to find girlfriends. many beautiful women are waiting for you on rocks out at sea

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Grimelle and Lucille.

The homoerotic relationship between a sword and its scabbard

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@mmmkkkkkjkmm

Fran and Rose, Scarlet and Tybalt, Abra and Sio, Ophelia and Petruchio, Gloria and Isabella, LITERALLY EVERY MAIN COUPLE IS THEM.

words by me

╰┈➤ pairing: Victor Von Doom & Reed Richards

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I tag people who've reblogged these posts to help spread awareness, with the link to your reblog for convenience in case you want to delete it. I do this for literally hundreds of people, so please don't feel like you're being individually called out or something, Im just trying to spread awareness so that people don't get scammed; a lot of people just don't know and this stuff happens all the time

(i used to just message this to people directly but doing it this way is so much faster)

I mostly do this on a whim, but to support other hard working scambusting blogs I really recommend following people like kyra45 and mangocheesecakes!

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insulin scam warning

Hey gamers,

for a long time on tumblr there's been a guy who really, really wants you to believe they need insulin, on many different blogs, with different paypals and different names. They make a new blog, put a few reblogs on it so it isn't obvious it's brand-new, and then start spamming asks to people for donations.

Here is their most recent blog, but their username will likely change by the time you see this. Kyra45 reports updates on them here

Here are examples of past iterations of this scam, which have been taken down

Donation scams on tumblr are extremely common and anyone who has a tumblr account will encounter them at some point. The insulin guy has been a long-running one for months now. Scambusting blogs like kyra45 do a lot of work to track and call out these scams when they surface.

Scam Spotting Tips

They send an ask often accompanied with a follow despite having never interacted with you before. Ask yourself: How did you find your blog? These interactions usually come out of nowhere when you have no original posts or interests they could've found you through, because they're just going down the lists of random blogs.

They reblog just enough posts to make you think that their blog is in-use when it is actually only a day or a few old. Enable timestamps and try find the blog's oldest post; if a blog seems old but still seems suspicious, be wary of post backdating

They often disable or delete comments on their donation post to hide comments that call them out. Open the notes and see if it says "some replies have been hidden, blocked or removed." Blocked/hidden comments sometimes still appear in reblogs of a post but not the original, so open a random reblog and see if telling comments appear there.

It isn't unusual for the story and the ask to either be exact copy-pastes of each other, or otherwise have very telling suspicious details, such as: using different names, having different goal amounts, contrasting story details, etc.

Like many of the above examples, they often have a completely random string of words as their blog name.

Reverse image searching can be a helpful giveaway if it works, but don't trust it - scammers often steal images from private Facebook groups/profiles so people don't find the source and think it's original

When you receive an ask from a blog like this, reporting them for spam or phishing and reporting the PayPal account for fraudulent activity does help get these accounts taken down.

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WALK THE PLANK

*Points to the plank because apparently it’s canon we all live on a boat AND ITS MY BOAT @mmmkkkkkjkmm *

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@mmmkkkkkjkmm DONT HELP THEM

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NOOOOO PLEASE

@mmmkkkkkjkmm HELP ME POOKIE

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