#@everyone chasing after Zack when he and Cloud bust out of Nibelheim: YOU BETTER START RUNNING

[rottenpumpkin13]

Can we get a Shinra company dance party?

• Shinra promotes a company dance party for charity that requires participation from all departments—no exceptions. The objective is to keep dancing and whoever is the last one dancing, wins.

• Sephiroth came prepared. Though he's not the most enthusiastic about the dancing, he knows this is for a good cause and will do anything to help the charity. But then he looks over and sees that Rufus is simply standing there, nodding his head to the music.

Sephiroth: You're not even dancing. You're simply moving your head. You're cheating.

Rufus: Criticizing the way someone dances is distasteful.

• Angeal is getting a little winded. He's busting out all his dance moves, and he can keep going for another hour or two, but his arms are starting to cramp.

• And then he sees Sephiroth Moonwalk-chase Rufus out of the gym with the Masamune.

• Sephiroth and Angeal lock eyes.

• Angeal dances faster.

• Meanwhile Zack isn't dancing either, he's just doing squats, which then inspires other SOLDIERs to do squats instead of dancing. Tseng (event organizer) goes "not on my watch" and plays the Cha Cha slide to combat this issue.

Tseng: To the left!

Zack: Take it back now y'all! *Cha Cha slides to the right into the wall, and is promptly knocked out*

Tseng:

• Zack is disqualified.

• By the second hour, Cloud is still going strong, inspiring curiosity amongst the other participants as they wonder how he has this stamina without enhancements.

*Lazard dances up to him*

Lazard: Strife, I'm impressed. How is it that you're dancing so effortlessly without getting tired?

Cloud: Back in Nibelheim, there was a woman named Yolanda who one day mysteriously stripped naked and began dancing in the town square. She danced 24/7 and no one could convince her to stop dancing. Even a priest from a neighboring village came and tried to rid her of the demon they thiught was possessing her, but she just grabbed his hand and the two continued to dance for hours until she eventually let him go. And then Yolanda grew tired and fainted from fatigue. They took her to the local physician to be treated, but the exhaustion was too much and she died, after spending 6 consecutive days dancing.

Lazard: Forget I asked anything.

• By the third hour, everyone has dropped out except for Sephiroth and Genesis, so Tseng decides to have them play musical chairs to determine the winner.

*As they encircle the chair*

Sephiroth: You won't get away with this, I will.

Genesis: Oh? Is that fear I detect in your tone? Do you perhaps feel threatened by the possibility that my musical chairs prowess is better than yours? Need I remind you, Sephiroth, that I actually went to preschool and have far more musical chairs experience than you do. I look forward to seeing your face when you lose, old friend.

*The music stops, Sephiroth grabs the chair and runs out of the gym, literally getting away with it*

Genesis: .......