#= Asirel getting shot

[dog-eater822]

I’ve actually had this crazy theory because the attack “Friendliness pellets” are bullets right? I think the bullets are a reflection of when he got shot as Asirel.

can someone pls reblog this with a yap about flowey? i need flowey content rn or else i'll die of starvation

[thatonesalmonlingnamedspike]

EVERYONE LOOK AT THIS

my younger brother sent me this i'm fucking screaming AND THERE'S MORE. its name is a combination of "Megalovania" and "Adventador."(Corsa Megalodor) its design is meant to resemble Frisk's sweater its shot description references Determination and Monsters SOMEONE FUCKING HELP ME IM GOING TO FUCKING DRAW FRISK GOING 'get in loser we're going to Mc Donalds' WITH CHARA, ASIREL, AND MONSTER KID IN THE CAR

[the-mad-hattie]

Storyswap vs Yanderes

“Hey cutie.” Storyswap Asriel greeted Yandere!Muffin.

“Well aren’t you forward.” She replied. 

“Only with a pretty lady like yourself.” SSwap Asriel said taking her hand for a kiss.

“Oh stop it you, you’ll make me blush.”

“I can’t simply stop looking at perfection.” SSwap Asirel told Yan!Muffin.

Yan!Muffin blushed a deep red and looked away. seeing his chance the flirty goat pulled Yan!Muffin into his arms for a hug. “I hope I’m not making you uncomfortable.”

“N-no, not at all.” Yan!Muffin replied and hid her face in his giant arms.

Yandere!Ichi and Yandere!Asriel glared from afar. This was not okay. That other goat was flirting with their girl. He would have to pay for this later.

“How am I going to get rid of that scary Chara and Asriel?” Storsywap Ichi pondered, trying to think of ways to eliminate the two Yanderes.

“Hey!. We don’t appreciate you talking to Frisk like that.”

“Huh?” SSwap Ichi turned their head to the yelling.

“What can I say? Cuties are hard to resist.”

“Asriel?” SSwap Ichi said aloud following the noise.

“Well you best start resisting those urges, before we stop resisting our urge to destroy you.”

Ichi turned the corner to see her brother and the two yanderes squaring off.

“And you were making her uncomfortable the whole time.” Yandere Ichi told Storyswap Asriel.

“Uh oh.” Storyswap Ichi said to themselves watching this.

“Actually, she told me she’s never been more comfortable with a man.” Storyswap Asriel shrugged with a smug look.

“Why you little-”

“Calm down Chara.” Yandere Asriel told the hot headed Yandere Ichi. “If we fight we lose the house.”

“You’re right Azzy.” Yandere Ichi calmed themself. “It’s only a matter of time before everyone but us is out of here anyway.”

“She also said I was the biggest she’d ever seen.” Storyswap Asriel taunted.

Yandere Ichi flinched, but retained their calm.

“The longest.”

Yandere Ichi’s eye started to twitch.

“Most filling.”

Yandere Ichi bit down on his lip to try and hold back that rage.

“And….” Storyswap Asriel shot Yandere Ichi a grin. “Best tasting.”

“You mother fucker!” Yandere Ichi yelled and rushed the Storyswap goat, only to miss and have the smug goat whisper in his ear.

“I did your mother the week before we got here.”

Yandere Ichi exploded with rage and started hurling knives at Storyswap Asriel, to no effect as he dodged them all.

Yandere Asriel sighed, knowing it was too late for his brother. Best make a tactical retreat he thought.

“Where do you think you’re going?” Storyswap Asriel asked Yandere Asriel as he turned to leave.

“I’m not as foolish as my brother when it comes to these things.” Yandere Asriel told Storyswap Asriel. “You two can get yourselves eliminated in some dumb fight, I’ll play it smart.”

“Wow, Frisk was right.” Storyswap Asriel said dodging another knife during their talk.

“About what?” Yandere Asriel couldn’t help but be curious.

“About you being a submissive bottom that doesn’t take charge in bed.”

“You’re really trying to egg me on, aren’t you?” Yandere Asriel asked Storyswap Asriel.

“I’m glad you brought up eggs, because I’m pretty sure I made hers over easy last-” A beam of energy flew past the flirty goat, just barely missing Yandere Ichi. “Now it’s a fight.”

Storyswap Ichi watched the three go at it, destroying everything around them. “I guess that takes those three off the list.” The brother of Storyswap Asriel remarked, as it wouldn’t be long before all three would be thrown out for such a ruckus and destruction of property.