#<3 ILY HONEY TY FOR THIS

[almostfoxglove]

Thank you! Thank you, thank you, thank you!!

For writing I'll carry you and for sharing it with us!

I just finished part 5 and my heart is so full of love for Javi and your fic!

💜💜💜

omg, HI NINA HONEY!! my heart is so full of love for you?? what the heck! I'm so happy you liked the finale - I'll carry you is so close to my heart so I always get extra giddy when someone reads & likes it :,) thank you so much for reading that monster of angst & yearning and for being so ding dang sweet <3 ily - and hope you're having a good cozy season!!

[luveline]

Hey lovely, How about Hotch and wife!reader having their first family outing with new baby, a walk in the park or grocery shopping something like that you can pick.

Hope your having a good weekend lovely Xx <3 🌼

ty for your request ily <3 —you and Hotch juggle your small family for the first time. fem, 1.2k

“Please hold my hand?” 

Having a baby has activated some intrafamily jealousy, but you don’t mind. You’re cooing at Noah adoringly when Jack interrupts, thrusting his hand in the air, the very beginning of a tantrum lining his eyes and his thin eyebrows pinched like a threat. 

“Baby, don’t you wanna come and sit up here with Noah?” you ask. There’s not much room next to the carrier, but Jack's slight. 

He shakes his head, hand poking your tummy. Grocery shopping with Jack has always been hard, he wants to look at everything, wants to take the list, and doesn’t ever wanna sit in the cart, but it’s proving harder today. 

“Aaron, you have to push the cart.” 

He’s been begging you to let him for the last half hour. “It’s gonna tire me out,” he says, nudging you aside by the hip, “but I think I can handle it for you. You did call me by my first name for once. We reward good behaviour in this family.” 

You roll your eyes and take Jack’s little hand. Calling him Aaron now you’ve had a baby together should feel natural, but it doesn’t. It feels more like a loving nickname than his actual name —over two years of calling him Hotch is hard to ignore. 

Jack gives you a loving look that makes the fuss worth it. “This is fun,” he says. 

“This is awesome.” 

You and Jack got used to doing grocery shopping by yourselves while you were on your maternity leave without his dad. With Hotch now on his own paternity leave to accompany you, it is admittedly easier, and much more fun. You and Jack swing your hands together as Hotch steers the cart and your baby into the cereal aisle, which’ll take hours to get through, no doubt, but it doesn’t matter. What else is there to do? 

You make it Hotch’s job to say no to the boxes that are mostly sugar, and, unfortunately for Jack, get distracted by Noah in his baby carrier where it’s locked into the cart. His eyes reluctant to open, tired, dark lashes threaded together at their corners, his tiny mouth. “Aw, look at you, handsome, you’re nearly smiling. You look just like your daddy, he never wants to smile either,” you say, tapping his nose. 

Your saccharine tone prompts distress. “Y/N,” Jack whines, “you need to help me choose the cereal.” He yanks at your hand. 

“Jack, don’t start, bud.” 

“Dad,” Jack pouts. 

“No, it’s okay. We’re supposed to be sharing everybody now, so Jack gets to share me too. I’ll help you pick some cereal. I don’t mind,” you say. 

You sort of do mind, just a bit. This is Noah’s first time out in the world that wasn’t sitting peacefully in the backyard, and you don’t want him to be scared. Maybe baby’s can’t be scared, you don’t know. It’s nicer to feel close to him in these big moments. But it’s Jack’s first time having a baby brother at the store, too, so you’ll have to make it work. 

“You don’t have to,” Hotch says. 

“It’s fine, it’s okay.” You bend down to see the cereal selection. “They have your favourite, Cinnamon Toast Crunch. And your second, Fruity Pebbles. It’s up to you, it’s your treat.” 

Jack gasps and hits a box of Fruity Pebbles, “Barney’s on the box now!” he says, pointing at the blonde character behind the cereal bowl. 

You give a soft laugh quickly lost as Jack’s force topples the box. It hits the floor with a light crunch. “Oh, whoops. Let’s pick this up,” you say, popping down into a crouch without thinking. 

“Honey–” Hotch says, which would surely be followed by a Should you be doing that? if you weren’t already flopping onto one knee in pain. 

Bad idea. Terrible idea. Having a baby tears a mixture of tissue and muscle, and while the fiery pain of labour has since become a bad memory, a spike of trauma erupts between your legs. “Ow,” you yelp, eyes welling with unbidden tears. 

“Y/N!” Jack and Hotch say simultaneously. 

“Are you alright?” Hotch asks, bending at the waist to grab you, never cruel but clearly perturbed as his hands grasp your shoulders. They slip down under your arms. “Come on, can you stand up?”

You blink away tears and force yourself to stand with his help. He’s quick to pull you close, one hand on your wrist, head ducked to see your face. “Are you okay? What happened?” 

You let out a queasy breath. “Something’s not done fixing itself,” you joke weakly. 

“Are you alright?” he asks again, lower. 

“I’m fine.” You’d love to sit down. The pain is a thrum like your heartbeat now, hurting but half as intense. “I’m okay. Really, it just shocked me.” 

He slips his arm around your neck to encourage you in for a temple kiss. 

“I’m sorry.” 

You wiggle out of Hotch’s hold. Jack stands with a large pout near the fallen box of cereal, his hands twisting together over his tummy. “It’s okay,” you say. 

“I’m sorry,” he says again, panicked tears slipping down his cheeks. “You hurt getting it and it was mine, I’m sorry.” His voice squeezes out of him in guilty pangs. 

“It’s okay!” you repeat, leaning over with a wince to offer your arms, “It’s really okay, it’s not your fault. Don’t be upset, baby, I’m fine.” 

You hoist Jack into your arms as he begins crying in earnest. His crying startles Noah, who starts to whimper, and then sob despite Hotch’s gentle shushing. You look at one another in mild defeat, your hand cupping the back of Jack’s head as he clings to you for reassurance. 

Noah’s sobbing is like a ringing bell. Jack says he’s sorry into your neck, and it’s such a desperate scene you let a laugh slip out. “Aw, baby,” you say, smiling as you press your nose to his cheek, “it’s really okay. It wasn’t your fault at all, it was just ‘cos I’m out of practice. I’m just tired.” 

“You fell.” 

Noah gurgles behind you. “I know,” Hotch says quietly. “I know. You’re okay, bud. Jack’s okay. Mom’s okay. Shh, shh.” 

It’s obviously not how you’d want your shopping trip to go, but Jack’s crying eventually slows, sapping all of his energy, and so he finally agrees to sit in the cart. The only problem is that he doesn’t fit there as well as you’d thought he would. Hotch ends up carrying him the entire time you’re in the store, and Noah doesn’t ever settle. You’re like zombies when you get back to the car, a headache stark between your ears and evident in his pinched brow. 

“Let’s try again in a few weeks,” Hotch suggests. “I can go by myself. Or we can make somebody else.”  

You wish you had the energy to kiss his brow, giving a defeated nod as you slouch down into your seat, grateful at least for his hand on your knee. “Okay.” 

[emergingghost]

tagged by @anticurser and @astrangetorpedo !! ty <3 <3 rules: shuffle your spotify 'on repeat' playlist and list the first ten songs. 1. 365 - charli xcx 2. starburned and unkissed - caroline polachek 3. deaf - just mustard 4. skyscraper - touche amore 5. psychic wound - king woman 6. leaf house - animal collective 7. money - tentendo, honey 8. weak in your light - nation of language 9. anthems for a seventeen year-old girl - yeule 10. fck me - i hate myself because

tagging: @angelofviscera @hastyhobbit @albiclalepsza @maryoliverdotjpg and anyone else who sees this ily and wanna see your songs too!!!!!

[revalition]

OCT 2 - ENCYCLOPEDIA

Call upon all your knowledge. Produce fascinating trivia.

Encyclopedia my loveeee, he was my signature skill in my second run! He's in my top 3 skills too (though the placements and who exactly are in the top 3 are tbd)

I deleted a paragraph of self deprecating comments on this drawing three times! :) you can guess at what was in it. Fighting my sorry cop instincts.

Once again, tons of quotes and rambling under the cut if you like that stuff!

ILY ENCYCLOPEDIA. he stands up for himself.

why is it two words? (like a bad ass?) ency fails are so...

he's so silly

copopedia reporting in!!

bookhead is trustworthy btw, he is NOT COMPROMISED

Encyclopedia coming in clutch

including the variable name too

My first playthrough I had 1 intellect and encyclopedia was. SO helpless. I couldn't pass the check to learn about the horse monument despite trying many times and ency got mean abt it >:( don't you punish me for trying. I never succeeded it haha.

Got this next one on my first day as well:

I saw Encyclopedia [Medium: Failure] followed by the options of "what is a book?", "what's a postcard?", and "what's a board... game?" and I was like ohhhh no what did I do. what have I done.

Second playthrough, I was shocked to see Harry *does* know relay code when calling his station! And that it's an Easy ency check... oops. extremely dumb harry will always have a special place in my heart.

The ency fails made me love the poor guy so much I picked him as my signature skill in my second playthrough! where he was much more useful! and never a hindrance, ever.

I love this guy.

descriptions of Harry's brain!!!

Appreciate that pre-Martinaise encyclopedia seems to have alphabetized Harry's memories, as well as organized them by theme and period. I would do that too if I could.

I also need, desperately, to share some of encyclo's contributions to the Greatest Innocence book in case there's anyone who hasn't seen it.

Of course it's not your fault honey

Thank you Logic, for chiming in after we already picked the wrong answer.

The whole thing is so funny and awful.

Harry can sass ency more than any other skill I think. Also he firmly believe's it's his duty to tell what you know! to everyone!

Ency and Kim piling on haha. TY ELECTROCHEM.

These two next ones are too funny.

The classic litany of contact mike deserves a spot in here, but I wanted some rarer dialogues and I am fighting for my life against the screenshot limit over here :( anywayyy ty for reading all these, still hard to believe there's anyone as crazy as me on here <3

[sunshine-on-marz]

WOOP WOOOP ILY

reader x spencer where Spence comes home after a tough case and the reader’s there to comfort him and listen to his rants about it, the reader just holds him and lets him talk

TY<3

Hard days

6 days, 2 hours, and 17 minutes. That's how long it's been since you've seen your boyfriend. 2 minutes ago is when you got the "pulling onto your street now honey❤️" text. That means he should be knocking on the door right about.. now.

"Knock knock"

he said softly from the other side of your apartment door. He barely finished his breath before you'd swing the door open and hugged him. "Missed you" is all you mumble into his neck. He lifts you up by just under your hips and steps into your apartment, shutting the door behind you. "I missed you too darling, more than you know"

As he sits down on the couch, arms still firmly around your torso as you sat in his lap, you notice something is up. "What's wrong Spence?" You ask, hand lightly cupping his cheek, his head dips slightly to the side for a moment as he kisses your plan."Stressful week" he says softly, his voice slightly rasped from a mixture of stress and tiredness.

"Wanna talk about it?" He smiles a bit at the offer, his lips pursing into a line. "No, honey, I couldn't put that on you." He whispers back. "I want you to tell me Spencer" he sighs, he knows you're worried. "I suppose I could just leave out the stuff I don't want you to worry about" he chuckles at your sad attempt to hide your pride at getting him to open up.

"It's just a lot." He mumbles into your hair, his lips pressing against your head in a small kiss. "I bet it is Spencer. You do hard work. And you're good at it" you say, he laughs "I suppose that is a lot harder than being bad at it, granted I don't think the people who are bad at it make it to the BAU" his reply was so refreshing. Full of those little chuckles you always miss so much, the phone speaker doesn't pick them up the same. "They also don't have the world's highest IQ Spence" you meant it to be sarcasm "well actually, the world's highest IQ is currently held by-" you've triggered a rant. "Spence, baby, you know I love your ramblings more than life itself, and I'd usually never cut you off, but you need rest. Let's go get ready for bed and I'll rub your back while you tell me about the case, yea?" He nods "yea, that sounds nice.. sorry". Your heart always breaks when he says sorry for rambling to you "don't be sorry Spencer, I wouldn't trade your little rants for the world". He smiles and kisses your cheek

A few minutes later, as you climb in bed next to him, you’d taken the second shower, he put his hands on the small of your back, pulling you down onto his chest and into a hug.

“Hi Spence” you say, amused at his actions. “I missed you so much” is all he says back, he sounds almost broken up about it. “I know Spence, I missed you too, but I’m not angry, and I’m not upset, because you’re back now. You always come back home after, and that’s what matters.” He nods into your collarbone, where he’d placed his head, his hand cradling the back your head, like you’d disappear if he let you go. He was usually not this upset, unless the worst happens. “You guys couldn’t save everyone, is that it?” I you say, your voice gentle. He nods again. “Spencer Reid that is not your fault” you say, still gentle, but also stern. He lets out a shakey breath. “We were right there” he whispers, voice quivering. “I’m so sorry Spence, I’ve got you, you’re home now” you say, and you repeat it “I’ve got you Spence. I’ve got you”. Eventually his crying becomes small sniffles. “Better?” You ask, guiding his chin up so your eyes can meet. “Yea” he whispers. “I think it’s time for bed” he nods, pulling you back against him. “Night, I love you” he says, sleep evident in his voice. “Good night baby, I love you too”

SPENCER!!! Believe me there will be more Spencer fics wether you like it or not (pls like it)

Send me some Spencer asks babes

Remember to reblog if you enjoyed!!!!!

[primoppang]

hi. hi. here to request. a little seungmin fluff where we are kind of lonely and sad and he reminds us that he’s always there : )

HI HONEY TY FOR BEING MY FIRST EVER REQUEST <3333 ily and seungie so I got u bby ◡̈ mwah ur the best ( ˘ ³˘)♡

warning: swearing is inevitable with me sorry ¯\_(˶′◡‵˶)_/¯, fluff, like gross amounts of it, seungmin says "this is so gay but..." because he cringes at showing affection but refuses to let you forget how he feels about you fr, he's a tsundere ok? ok. he licks your face(?) , one (1) kiss, he joking threatens to fight you, and mentions of self doubt and anxiety, angst if you blink but I think it's mostly fluffy... anyways! lmk if I missed anything!!!

WC: a little under 500 :D

AN: this is the first drabble I've ever done in bullet point format so just pls lmk how it goes??? Im super nervous I hope it's at least an easy read :(

so the first time he realizes that you're feeling lonely he slaps himself internally because how DARE he make you feel that way, but he's not home rn and can't show you physically so he comes up with a Plan™️

you're literally the light of his life

so he just >:(

but not at u

he just wants to make you feel happy and loved and safe

so he starts brainstorming

but he's naturally a menace

so when you're texting with him while he's working and you're being kinda short

because yk

u just feel :(

he just sighs and texts back

"look, please don't feel sad. I know this is pretty fucking gay but I love you."

which makes u giggle

because that's YOUR seungie that YOU know and love so much

<3

BUT whenever he's able to be physically with you and he can just feel your self doubt and anxiety creeping in and trying to swallow you, he once again uses his braincell.

so he just grabs ur hand

and leads u out of ur bed and to the living room

sits u down

and starts running around ur shared apartment grabbing every blanket and pillow that exists within the space

and I mean

E V E R Y. S I N G L E. O N E.

puppy zoomies moment hehe

and don't even think about trying to question him

he'll just say "shut up and wait while I set up a big ass fort for us to cuddle in, ok?? I love you but I wanna make u SEE THAT."

which u smile at

because him telling u to shut up

but then explaining why

and then also watching him move furniture and start building the fort, you tear up with happy tears

because???

:(

he's the sweetest and u love him so much

but when he hears u sniffle

he turns on Extra Puppy Mode™️

pops out from under some blankets and tackles you into the couch and holds your face

wiping ur tears

maybe even licked one because he's a freak and wanted to get a reaction

which u just squealed at bc wtf sir

but then he realizes

oh ur crying because ur so touched by this whole thing that he's doing

!!!

"... you dummy. stop crying... we gotta get snacks and stuff for our super awesome fort yk??? and you won't be able to see if you're cryi—"

you cut him off by giving him a little kiss on his pouty lips

as a silent thank you :(

which he realizes that oops maybe he got too serious and overwhelming

but you reassured him that you're just so glad to have him as your partner and best friend in one :(

"please just remember that I do love you, and I'm always here even if that brain of yours tells you otherwise, ok? or I'll have to fight you... affectionately."

and then he proceeds to smother you in kisses and cuddles :(

[sarascamander]

My favorite Sherlock x John retelling

1) Holloway Holmes & Jack Moreno from The Adventure of Holloway Holmes (book series).

- These two have the most special place in my heart. They are the healthiest, most adorable pairing I've ever encountered and I love them like my own sons. (And they are canonically together!!!!).

- they really said MISCOMMUNICATION WHO?? IDK THAT BITCH. Couple goal at its finest, really 😭🤌🏻 Jack will sit Holloway down an be like, "TALK YOU EMOTIONAL CONSTIPATED MF 👺👹 ILY 🥰💞✨😻

- HOLLOWAY HOLMES IS MY SAD MENACING CINNAMON ROLL AND HE NEED A HUG.

- Jack Moreno is really out there casually being Holloway's #1 defender. He needs a hug too let me give it to you, baby 😭 (and this is a SPOILER but he IS a Watson. He just didn't know that).

- again, they are just ADORABLE. SICKENINGLY DOMESTIC MARRIED CRIME SOLVING BOYFRIENDS. And Jack's internal monologue is so fun to read, he's hilarious!!

2) Ty Blackthorn x Kit Herondale from TDA (book series)

- okay this is not technically a Sherlock retelling but they have the vibe!!! Ty basically fancy themselves Holmes and Watson and I'd do anything Ty told me to do.

- fella is it gay that you're waxing poetry for this boy who held a knife at your neck the first time you met? Kit doesn't care he's dying. He was too shocked at how pretty Ty is (I am NOT EVEN EXAGGERATING)

- HOWEVER they are the KING OF MISCOMMUNICATION. KIT HONEY I PROMISE YOU TY HAVE A BIG FAT CRUSH ON YOU.

- the way Kit adores Ty is peak literature. I CANNOT deal with their angst. I wouldn't survive it.

- hope they solve more crimes (and kiss!!) in the coming books. I'VE WAITED YEARS FOR THEM OKAY.

3) Sherlock Holmes x John Watson (BBC Sherlock)

- the first two seasons of them are SO ADORABLE.

- they matched each other's freaks so much. What do you MEAN John shot someone for Sherlock just a DAY after meeting him???

- I haven't watched beyond season 3 but I know what was gonna happen and maybe that's why they're kinda low.

- THEIR FANFIC IS FIRE. I LIVED OFF IT. WHENEVER AO3 WENT DOWN ITS LIKE MY LIFE SUPPORT WAS PLUGGED OFF.

- they aren't canonly together tho 😭😭

4) Charlotte Holmes x Jamie Watson from A Study in Charlotte (book series)

- I ate them up when I was 14. Still crazy about them.

- their relationship is SO COMPLICATED and low-key toxic. It makes me want to tear out my hair, it makes me want to eat paper and scream and cry.

- they love each other, they truly do. As far as I remember, they're still not canon by the end because Charlotte wasn't ready (and what happened to her was heartbreaking. I understand why she isn't ready to be with Jamie but it still broke my heart) 😭😭

- Charlotte Holmes can be BBC Sherlock's daughter. They are so similar in so many ways. And they are so destructive 😭😭 AND CHARLOTTE NEED THERAPY PLEASE GIVE THIS CHILD A THERAPY.

- Jamie just... He needed a break. Give him a break, you guys. He's tired and sad. He's only 17, he doesn't know anything but he knows he loves Charlotte.

- (I can write a whole essay about their relationships and of Charlotte. I think I did at one point lmao).

- okay now that I'm writing this should be at least the top 3. I'm ranking it 2 but I'm too lazy to move it up. This book is the one that got me into the Sherlock lore in the first place, I was obsessed.

5) Enola Holmes x Louise Partridge (I don't remember the characters name sorry 😭)

- I watched this movie on my ex bestie's birthdays when I was like, 14 so in a way I have a special connection to this movie

- but honestly I think it's boring lmao.

[ddejavvu]

OK THE LAST REMUS BLURB WAS REALLY HOT but what about the opposite? instead of the reader finishing fast, its remus who gets so overwhelmed because it feels too good and he finishes fast but its kinda hot :0 but then he obviously makes up for it!!

ty ily hi <3

ily too honey! this post is 18+, minors dni.

Remus is sensitive around the full moon, and he should have seen this coming. He doesn't know why he thought he'd last, not after a night of insomnia coupled with your unconscious grinding against his clothed cock. You'd just been trying to get comfortable squished into a twin bed with him, sure, but you'd given him one hell of a hard-on.

Still, it's embarrassing for him to be twitching this fast. He can feel himself close, balls heavy where you're massaging them in your palm. You're taking your time kitten-licking around the pre-slickened head of his cock, but he needs your mouth on him now or he'll explode all over your face. He'd like it, but he's not so sure you would this early in the morning.

"Dove," He grunts, jerking his hips upwards and hissing when your lips brush his cock, "Just- just get on with it, yeah? 'M close."

"Rem," You croon, the last word out of your mouth before you sink down onto his cock, cheeks stretched and hollowed. You feel him twitch on your tongue, and the giggle you respond with thrums through his veins.

"Fuck, I'm- 'm cumming, dove. Gonna- oh, gonna cum now."

And cum he does. Hot spurts of the stuff shoot down your throat, dripping down your tongue and pooling around your teeth. You hum around his cock while he finishes, and it only makes him more sensitive, reddened cock squirting out its last few pumps of cum at the extra stimulation.

"Jesus." He pants, hips writhing as you suckle him, milking his cock, "Too much- too much! Enough," He reaches down to shove gently at your head, "Off, pet."

His cock is tugged free of your mouth with a prim pop, and your flushed cheek is warm against the palm of his hand. The look on your face, satisfied and cum-drunk nearly has him ready for another go, but he vows to catch his breath first, even if he is semi-hard.

"Good, good." He breathes, stroking his thumb along your cheekbone, admiring the way your tongue comes out to lick over your lips, leaving them glazed with his cum, "That's m'girl."

[littlestardude]

⏤͟͟͞͞☆Marjorine taking care of a high reader and Kenny! || Oneshot || Kenjorine x Reader (Kenny x Marjorine x Reader)

✰ - SFW - ✰

Plot: Marjie taking care of a toasted Reader and a toasted Kenny :3

Note: RAHHHHHHH I LOBE KENJORINEEEEEE‼️‼️‼️ i am SO normal about them :33 and POV from marjie, and sorry it's short wahhhg 😔😔 also here's the ask it came from!

TW:Drugs (weed)

Gender: Gen Neutral

Marhirie... Can u cowme over to my hosue pelalse bb :((( we miss youue , kennys heree.

Sent at 11:38 PM

Marjorine's screen lit up at the message, it was late and there was only two people who would think to text her at 11:38 PM. Her partners.

She sighed lightly and laughed at the misspelled message, she could tell that they were high.

I'll be there in 10 :3

Read

She packed her bag with some clothes because she was sure she'd end up staying, some water and snacks, and some medicine. And maybe some face masks too... Yes, face masks.

Right before she picked up her phone to put it in her pocket it buzzed and lit up again.

Can you brignsn mcdonals too pleasese ty ily I'll pay u back I prommy :((

Read

She rolled her eyes playfully and picked up her phone and wallet.

Knock knock

Marjorine shifted uncomfortably while holding the bags of hot food. She waited for a little bit and started daydreaming but snapped back to reality at the door opening

"Marjieeeeee, hi babyyyyy" Y/N said in a sing-songy voice and took the bags of food out of her hands and see them on the dining table.

They wrapped their arms around her neck and gave her plenty of kisses, they reeked of weed.

"Hey sweetie, do you feel okay? " Marj asked a bit worryingly.

"I'm fuckin.. Great, I'm sooo happy you're here honey... " They kissed her on her lips sloppily, tasting of weed.

Kenny stumbled out of the room, almost falling over and grabbed onto the wall, he looked over at the two of them and his eyes lit up.

"Marjiee!! Babyyyy, hiiii, " he stumbled on over and wrapped his own arms over her neck and gave her plenty of kisses as well.

"You look so prettyyyy honeyyyy... I love youu, " he hugged her tightly, and then hugged Y/N as well.

Marjorine hugged them back and slowly started walking them to the dinner table to sit down.

"Come on now, let's just sit down and eat something, okay? " she said as she started taking the food out of the bags.

Kenny and Y/N started giggling slightly and nodded their heads lazily. They both laid their heads down on the table and held hands.

Marjorine took the water out of her bag so they could get hydrated and had something to drink with their meal.

They thanked her and took their food and ate like the last time they ate was two Tuesdays ago. Marjorine was only halfway done when the other two we're done.

She'd say she was surprised but really wasn't considering the two of her partners could really throw down when they were high.

They waited while Marjorine finished her food, and then swiftly after, Kenny dragged the other two to Y/N's bedroom.

You would think his eagerness stemmed from horniness, but he really just wanted to lay down and cuddle with his partners.

They laid down comfortably with Marjorine in the middle, and the other two thanked her profusely for the McDonalds.

"We love you so much... You're the best thing that could ever happen to anyone, Marjie... " Y/N said, slightly slurring their words and slowly coming down from their high.

"Yeah, you're so amazing Mar, we love you more than words could ever describe, " Kenny added on, kissing Marjorine on the cheek.

Marjorine was practically a melted puddle in the middle of the two, she nervously rubbed her knuckles together, "Oh jeez guys... Well, I love you two too... "

Kenny and Y/N followed with more kisses on her cheeks.

"Oh, I brought face masks by the way! " Marjorine said eagerly.

Kenny and Y/N grinned at her excitement, she really was an amazing girl.

[staypuff]

seafoam lemon apricot carmine

ty honey ily <3 why are you all poisoning me

also have you found out whats wrong with me yet

[proofwhisky]

𝐂𝐇𝐀𝐑𝐀𝐂𝐓𝐄𝐑 𝐀𝐄𝐒𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐓𝐈𝐂 — 𝚃𝙷𝙾𝙼𝙰𝚂 𝚂𝙷𝙴𝙻𝙱𝚈. BOLD / ITALICIZE what applies.

𝚂𝙾𝚄𝙽𝙳𝚂.

tinkling of piano keys / the click of a lock / an engine starting, stalling / sinful whispers / stifled sobbing / the rattle of death / alarm blaring / a siren call / spanish guitar strumming / loud laughter at midnight / banshee screeching / drunk hiccuping / the giggle of a child / rolling thunder / disdainful chuckling / bones creaking / carefree whistling / singing off key / flesh hitting concrete / white noise / a mirror cracking / laboured breathing / a groan of pain / waves lapping at the shore / the roar of a lion / pages turning / swords clashing / deep humming / birds chirping / dial tone / tongue popping / fingers tapping a surface / crystals breaking / music turned up to the limit / raindrops on a roof / angry yelling / yawning at noon / horns going off / ravens talking / bubblegum bursting / splashing water / teakettle squeal / militia drums / wolves howling / slow, sarcastic clapping / soprano notes / whispering pleas / gregorian chants / mournful cries.

𝚅𝙸𝚂𝚄𝙰𝙻𝚂.

filled notebooks / dogeared books / clean shaves / empty stares / sleeping at a desk / the witching hour / driving all night / restless tides / broken windows / coffee any time / freshly baked goods / bonfires / lounging felines / circles under your eyes / bedhead / tangling in the sheets / leather jackets / paint stains / music sheets / too many tabs to find the music / weary brows / card games / messy ponytails / strained smiles / unsent texts / heart on your sleeve / slow dancing in the rain / star gazing / torn jeans / piles of clothes / filled bookshelves / hurricanes / chapped lips / cliff diving / the lights in venice / stolen kisses / poet shirts / half melted candles / empty coffee mugs / hot tea / unlaced boots / shameless flirting / too young to be so old / laced fingers / eyes in the trees / bloody knuckles / french letters / neon lights / ivy covered balconies

𝚂𝙲𝙴𝙽𝚃𝚂.

burnt leaves / turkish coffee / spiced rum / moss / vanilla beans / freshly cut grass / decay / sea salt / strawberries and cream / cinnamon / honey / copper / pineapple / wet dog / pine needles / wood shavings / rainsoaked bark / something sharp, indefinable / Russian tea / dandelions / squeezed limes / Italian wine / freshly laundered clothes / coming rain / hardtack and gruel / roasting flesh / something cloying in the chest / ichor / lillies in spring / pollen / damp clothes / meatpies / greasy coins / curdled milk / leather / bone marrow / wet cement / ricecakes / open paint cans / cocoa leaves / tar / apples / sandlewood cologne / orchids / molded onions / cheap perfume / mistletoe / rubber on fire / grave dirt / old books / new books / melting plastic / roses / poison oak / seacucumbers / peppermint.

tagged by : @playedbetter ( ty.. ily... <3 ) tagging : @fuckingbiblical @timerevolt @leighiche @cartelheir @joshosis @depictedmorada @felinoir @am4zon @medicbled @oakthcrn @clochanam

[twentyfivemiceinatrenchcoat]

ari... i finally got to read "i crumble completely when you cry" (with 505 on loop of course) i don't know how to start this, but the dialogue of the argument feels really well-put together,

"well, i’m sorry for that." a cold smile. "am i not living up to your expectations?" is so distinctly suguru, both in the way he expresses his anger and the expectations. it's so true to his character, always trying to do his best, always trying to do the best he can for you in a way. conflict here is captured so well, it's human in the way that it doesn't have to be yelling or a stressful decision or something like that to hurt both parties.

I HAVE TOO MUCH TO SAY!! but i love the way you write emotion, "your eyes fall to the floor, and your posture wilts like a dying rose." is one of my favorite parts of this fic. the umbrella.. the tablecloth... the one spoon of honey... oh i can't take it

at his worst, suguru is still as tender as ever, and the reader's worries and emotions come across as very natural (they're just like me fr..) the dialogue towards the end is so soft and soothing. the whole thing had me crying on the ground pathetically (comfort me next sugu...), i'd have to give this one a 16 million/10. one of the best things i've ever read for sure :] 🌖🌖

🌖 ANONNNNNNNNNN

you are . the sweetest in the WORLD . tysm for reading (w 505 on loop as god intended thank you for being the realest) and for sending me this i’m giggling + kicking my feet as we speak……

first off!! i’m so glad you thought the argument felt grounded 🥺 or the dialogue anyway!! i also think that specific line is very sugu . it’s really mean of him to twist your worries like that but i think it also exposes one of his own insecurities, in that. like you say!!! he just wants to be good enough for you. and i think he runs himself ragged sometimes because he wants to be ”the perfect partner” in every possible way… he just needs a bit of a push to realize how stupid that is. you’re his caretaker in the same way he’s yours!! (rest assured that reader pampered him thoroughly the day after the argument) (and then promptly caught a cold.)

AND THE EMOTIONS!!!!! ily 🌖 anon. that specific rose line is also one of my favorites!!! i love tying imagery back to some motif in my stories :3 and yes!!!!!! the umbrella and tablecloth and honey… suguru is always tending to you 🥺🥺

you also put it soso well — at his worst, suguru is still as tender as ever!!! i can’t imagine him arguing with you often because he’s so intent on being in control of himself and the situation, but he’s only human… and he’s allowed to be a little unfair sometimes too. writing the ending rlly was so therapeutic 😭😭😭 COMFORT US NEXT SUGUU…..

anyway i appreciate you soso much 🌖 anon <3 thank you again for reading and for writing this out!!! you’re too kind!!!! here is an umbrella and some tea w honey just for you ☔️🍵🍯

[nightcolorz]

tagged by @translestatdl <3 ty king, “put ur Spotify on shuffle and write down the first lyric of the first ten songs that come on, post the poem that results”

You’re growing tired of me—you love me so hard and I still can’t sleep. why are you hanging on so tight to the rope that I’m hanging from? Hung pictures of patron saints up on my wall-to remind me that I am a fool. You moved like honey in my dream last night. I’ve been a bad, bad girl, I’ve been careless with a delicate man. And the sky was made of amethyst, and all the stars looked just like little fish. I get mean when I’m nervous like a bad dog. I wanna be your love, I wanna make you cry. Take me now baby here as I am, come here close and try to understand. Hey god I’ll be the jester, entertain you to the best of my ability. I think you’re standing on my left foot, it’s hurting but that’s ok, cause I’m in your way.

I cheated a little by using the first two lines for most of em cuz they felt incomplete 😭 some of this makes a weird amount of sense tho

thank u for tagging me Finn ily ❤️❤️ tagging @the-vagabond-angel @nothing-but-paisley @you-get-me-closer-to-god @allthemagicthings

[idolshineitai]

Hi ILY Youre My Fav Ouppydyke :3

MAKING BIIIIIIG EYES AT YOU ARE YOU FOR REAL ♡ yes im an ouppydyke and im yur FAVORITE?!!!!?! <333 sooooo sweet ty honey

[pulpa-de-gorila]

tagged in this "ppl you want to know better"

ty @matchamabs, very enlightening read. archer is very based and jane eyre sounds really interesting :^) Anyways I feel like at metroflog lmao

1: Three Ships

That's a hard one because I'm not much of a shipper; that goes to HARDCORE FANGORL teen pulporila. Nowadays I just look at characters and just go :) then if there's chemistry w anyone else, good 4 them.

Zhanna x Soldier and/or Miss Pauling (Tf2. Them girls had a thing going on with the honey scene.)

Saul Goodman x Kim Wexler (BCS. Very recent, but I absolutely loved how they were written. Ily Kim.)

And any ship involving Gorl x Monster (boy or gorl). I love monsters, mang, they're so much better than bland human protag. Teratophiles rise up.

2: First Ever Ship

Da fireboy and water girl from that one flash game. I was very little, but I remember making a whole ass comic about them fighting against a green mud dude.

3: Last Song

Half Life's Triage at down, before writing this, 'cause I was watching this video and it hit me how valve was really cool, specially with their characters...

4: Last Film

A bug's life. I was watching it with some friends because we were laughing our asses off this video, so we decided to watch the full film. We ended up comparing the circus bugs to our uni teachers :P

5: Currently Reading

I, robot by Isaac Asimov. I'm loving this novel! Really gave me insight on how to write robots. I'm only a chapter left, but consider me Susan Calvin #1 fan.

6: Currently Watching

Cowboy Bebop, Daria and Hajime No Ippo. They're all great, but I'm just too lazy to watch series.

7: Currently Consuming

Water #healt

8: Currently Craving

Chips with chamoy. Ñom...

I summon @porcelainoddity , @minopauro, @verawhisk and @powpowpunchout yo. I don't actually follow a lot of people because social media is kill.

[reikunrei]

Rules: Tag 10 people you want to know better! I was tagged by the cooliest @antisociallilbrat !! ty ty!!

Relationship status: taken ;3c hi tem if u see this ily

Favourite colour: rn i think it’s either salmon pink or pale forest green

Song stuck in head: as i was trying to remember the song that was stuck in my head earlier today i suddenly got Gurenge by LiSA stuck in my head instead which. i haven’t listened to in a long time so idk why sdfjk

Last song I listened to: Honey by Big Time Rush :3

Three favorite foods: been fucking salivating for some fajitas tonight. also really love this mongolian beef recipe i’ve made several times. AND hmmm butternut squash

Last thing I googled: corgis, to find one that looked like the one that came into my workplace this week lol

Dream trip: road trip to all the usa state national parks!!! or at least the ones on the western half of the country and Maybe up into wyoming. i wanna go on a nature-based road trip so baaaad

Anything I want right now: my tendinitis hand to calm down bc it just started really bugging me for no reason >:(

No Pressure Tagging: anyone and everyone bc me sleeby,,