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foursaints · 2 months

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tall evan is just so wrong. he cant be absolutely insane and lacking all ethics whatsoever AND over 6ft. he is a SHORT LOSER and that is the TRUTH

tall evan rosier is a hilarious concept if you think about it because like. anemia-pale and spindly-limbed? lacking ethics and social cues? AND tall?that’s not your magical surgeon anymore that’s slenderman. he’s arriving at the death eater meeting like “collect my pages”

#a #yeah i think his characterization hits better if he is an impotent little pretty ephebe (the same height as his sister)#but i’m not MASSIVELY OPPOSED to slenderman-looking evan just so long as he and barty are lanky4lanky #seeing evan loom over short barty feels like seeing one of those overbred lapdog breeds with breathing problems #STOP IT YOURE KILLING HIM #<- this is all jokes i appreciate any and all rosekiller content i love our beautiful world

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