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hawkeye and trapper get fake septums
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[image id: a three-page digital comic about characters from the TV show MASH, illustrated by "druid-for-hire." On page 1, frank burns squints at Hawkeye from a short distance, who is next to Trapper, who is reading a newspaper that obscures his face. "Pierce," Burns asks, "what's on your face?" Hawkeye turns to face him, revealing a septum piercing. "what's what, Frank?" he asks. Shocked and affronted by this breach in army regulations, he shouts, "I can't!! Believe you!! It's not enough for you to disagrace the army uniform by being out of it all the time? You have to go and--and do that! You look like a punk! Or a cow!"
On page 2, Hawkeye, unbothered, replies "Y'know, Frank, I'm finally living up to the Pierce name. I was thinking about going for some ear tag earrings. Maybe I can get a nurse to pull my udders." Frank howls, "That's disgusting!" Turning to Trapper he shouts, "Did you have anything to do with this, McIntyre?" Trapper pulls down the newspaper to reveal that he's wearing three septum rings and says, "I sure did! He stole my look!"
On page 3, Frank says "You're both terrible. Both of your butts are going on report!" while Hawkeye takes out his apparently fake septum ring behind his back. "Report for what, Frank?" he asks; Frank turns to see that the piercing is now missing. "Yeah, what's the matter, Frank?" Trapper says, whose piercing is suddenly missing as well. Frank storms off, yelling "Neither of you can pull the wool over my eyes!! Just wait until General Barker hears about this!" Some time later, Frank is standing next to General Barker, pointing at Hawk. "General, I'm telling you, the hole is THERE!" he shouts. "Go and take a look in those nostrils for yourself!" There is a long and awkward pause. The General did not like that. Hawkeye remarks, "Gee Frank, take a girl to dinner first." end id]
#mash#m*a*s*h#mashblr#mash tv#mash 4077#mashposting#hawkeye pierce#trapper john mcintyre#frank burns#my art#edit: i love when people in the tags are like ''i love how you draw frank''#bc the way i draw frank is ''barely''#this is not a dig on myself this is an observation of the fact#that somehow he lost what little detail he had and became a large vaguely man-shaped hat#also the fun part about writing his dialogue was that i could add as much punctuation as i wanted#to make the spacing work. lol#also special shoutout to my buddy for helping me workshop the jokes n dialogue
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mythal this lavellan that.. the true question. did felassan and solas explore each others bodies?
#adding a tag for everyone who said yes#you are right and i agree. felassan leaving his little notes everywhere is very special to me ... wish he couldve been at the intervention 2#love failboyfriends 💚#dragon age shitpost#solas thoughts#felassan#WELL.
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Swimsuit season is well over now. Maybe it's for the best.
#ambroys#special guest star hyden#my draws#as always i just like drawing them hanging out together and being shameless silly gaudy bastards#ambroys can be a judgy little bitch all he likes - hyden's ego defenses are impenetrable#sfkkf standing next to hyden always makes ambroys look like such a manlet. i swear he's well over 6 feet tall#even if i draw ambroys as a totally normal (...relatively normal) non-magic human i still want to put his sun-shaped tummy birthmark on him#it stretches credulity but i think it's cute (said like a man in a confession both)#ummm tags i guess#swimsuit#beach#cartoon art#artists on tumblr#oc#human oc
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#my baby my love my everything i hope u have a day as wonderful and sweet and lovely as u are#stray kids#bang chan#bang chan gifs#stray kids gifs#skz#skz gifs#my gifs#cbbc2023#ah. not to get sappy in the tags since im already using all my characters to get sappy in his bubble but. hm. he's very very very important#to me. kind of like. extremely special.#just. im so bad with words but idk if id be here without him and if i was id be deeply deeply unhappy? so im always gonna be grateful to hi#and his music and his company and his care#he's just so kind and sweet and deeply deeply caring and i know birthdays aren't special to him but i hope he gets to eat good food today#and spend time with people he loves & who love him in return and just has heaps of fun. today and every day i just hope he's happy#if he's half as happy as he makes me on the daily then i never have to wish for anything else#um. anw. silly little post for his day that did not warrant all that gut spilling. happy birthday my guy of all time. i love you
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lineup of the live life au crew :D
this has sat ready in my files for a month now and i figured this would make for a perfect pre-update teaser~
i've got lots of exciting things planned! we're only getting started...
→ masterpost
here are the individual ones for anyone who wants a closer look!
lots of things hidden in plain sight...
#rottmnt#rise of the tmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt april#rottmnt michelangelo#rottmnt raphael#rottmnt donatello#rottmnt leonardo#rottmnt casey jr#rottmnt future leo#lee's art#live life extras#...is this exciting. djkfgknhnj#anyway hi tag readers. update next week xoxo. spread the word <3#and a little special thing planned after... hehehe.
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Last view before a late arrival
#Hi hi hello Moomin fandom the Moomins hyperfixation/special interest is setting back in slowly I can feel ittttttt shajfhdsjfh#Moomins#my art#Moomin#Snufkin#moominvalley#kind of?? He’s on a mountain peak overlooking Some Valley but I’m uncertain if it’s that one quite yet#he’s just enjoying the rest of his time alone before he returns soon (and late)#Right I can’t remember any more tags uhhhhh#Oh um#id in alt text#And hehe a little very vague alluded to snufmin symbolism#But anyway#yay hi
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guy whos been using the zosan tag like diet erisol for months: yeah i think eridan could be convinced to get into one piece. yeah ill do that for @erisolweek free day
(if any of the japanese parts are clunky or off in any way, thats on me for only having translation pages and absorbed one piece knowledge to go off of, LOL. unfortunately, headcanoning that trolls can use languages like theyre just accents doesnt give me the power to depict it flawlessly)
#tmos has art#eridan ampora#sollux captor#erisol#erisolweek#erisol week#anyways tag trivia time <3#first off; yeah my sollux is just a little bit of a weaboo. i uh. think it'd be a little messed up if i (white) made him east asian LOL#glances at the yellow peril. glances at the yellow blood with special powers with throwing stars in his room. myeah#second off; originally i was going to have eridan do a pun on electric marimo with 'denkimo' as the nickname he uses#it. TECHINCALLY could have worked but frankly as soon as i realized katamari as a word was an option to work with that one felt safer LOL#third. i keep laughing at the thought of eridan having sanji eyebrows that are wavy like his sign instead of curly LOL#alright thats enough trivia. ill save other thoughts for if people are curious later lmao
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goofy ahh alien
#doctor who#doctor who fanart#eleventh doctor#11th doctor#eleventh doctor art#alexmey's art tag#getting his hair right this time#godd i love 11 so much. hes my boy#dont let my post history deceive you 10 may be my special little princess but i love 11 JUST AS MUCH
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the tadpole/brain damage thing. its like. chekovs gun to me. obviously theres very little mechanical support ingame for having a disabling injury, aside from maybe an optional voluntary decision to drop the INT score, but similarly to choosing to write intention into the lack of dark urge Lore responses from the party, i just like to make mountains out of molehills and force game mechanics into In Universe Character Problems
like when dirge repeatedly mentions that he thinks the tadpole is doing something beneficial for him, that its helping him, it isnt JUST the power-hungry psionic ambition in him. its a parasite, that needs a host. it needs a LIVING host, or its own chances of survival plummet. and dirge gets tadpoled right after a life threatening injury to the tadpoles preferred habitat. neither of them want to die!! dirges body tries to recover, but cant in part BECAUSE of the tadpole (the netherese stasis magic rejecting outside influence and binding it to its host, having an unejectable foreign object in the injury site, etc), but its not like the tadpole WANTS its host to have a life altering injury
its not like its malicious (except when it comes to Hive Activity, and then it can be a right bastard), it just cant live any other way. it cant help what it is. halsin calls the illithid life cycle abberant and unnatural, but brood parasitism exists throughout the natural kingdom. is the wasp egg evil for having been laid in a caterpillar?
its first moments of life outside the brine pool, and its new home, its new life, its host, its caregiver, its food supply, is bleeding and dying and falling apart and trying to fix itself but cant and its trying to heal around you but it cant but if it doesnt do anything youll both die, so this larva, this tiny worm of psionic potential and instinct, does what it can. holds its host together with whatever force it can muster, soft gelatinous body (perfect for compreesing flat and squeezing through small orifice openings) keratinizing outside the acidic environment of the brine, its four oral tentacles (its only source of motion and movement when so young and soft, dragging itself along as best it can) made for interweaving with dense synapse clusters to passively absorb the psionic imprint of its host, now desperately intwined with bleeding meat just to try and hold it all together. driven by survival instict and a vessel of psychic potential, forced into passivity by the commands of the Elder, further forced by circumstance to leverage all its great gifts to keep its host standing long enough to eventually eat
my thought is that the reason why dirge still gets the cutscene of the emperor tadpoling him at the beginning of the game, is that the original tadpole orin forced on him is just so weakened and exhausted by months of effort trying to keep him alive through kressas experiments and meddling, that the emperor, currently in thrall to the absolute, feels the need to replace it with a fresher healthier specimen, which then cannibalizes and absorbs the previous one, and then just has to go back to doing the same shit as the last one.
i think that dirges tadpole isnt as twitchy or squirmy as the others because of it. that when omeluum gives him a psychic MRI, the tadpole is just burrowed down and its tendrils stretched like a dense net throughout dirges brain tissue, only moving or writhing occasionally but definitely not as mobile as usual, its web of tendrils especially twisted near dense scar tissue at the back of his head. this worm is already so fucking weird and the circumstances for this mind flayer MRI have already introduced a bajillion different variables that need accounting for, that i dont think omeluum immediately groks the specifics of whats going on but CAN peg the "you have brain damage and your worm is fucking Weird" situation fairly easily. but i dont think it gets enough time in dirges head to get a full understanding of what the tadpole is doing FOR him
cuz like. imo its definitely objectively helping. its a psychic information bank specifically designed to interface with a human brain. the reason why dirge isnt experiencing too many of the side effects of brain damage is because the parasite is doing its best to mitigate them. memory issues, brain fog, disorientation and balancing issues, theyd all be significantly worse without the parasite. when he brings up how he feels its helping him, objectively hes right and its not even the kickass psychic powers hes right about.
like it doesnt cure EVERYTHING, he has chronic migraines that are sensitive to light, and before he asks halsin to make medicine, he starts every morning puking his guts out when the morning sun makes him so nauseous he cant hold dinner down. even without the Urge Nightmares, he has insomnia and just cant meaningfully sleep. but keeping track of what day it is, remembering what happened a few hours ago or the other day, standing up from a sitting position and not immediately wobbling and/or collapsing, retaining his old muscle memory. all shit the parasite is helping with
which is why i cant help but fixate on those moments immediately after defeating the absolute. like oh thats juicy
#bg3 durge#bg3#bg3 dark urge#bg3 the dark urge#durge#the dark urge#long post#dirgecore#dirgeposting#god. visibility tags DONE time for tag RAMBLES#anyways permanently disabled dirge my BELOVEDDDDDD#also makes mintharas hypocricsy more enjoyable. because like i feel like she places a lot of value in effort and ability#so when someone is disabled i feel like she interprets that as a weakness of will to not find a way to thrive or persevere regardless#but just straight up makes an exception in that logic for dirge#because she KNOWS him and knows WHY hes disabled and why there isnt much to be done for it.#so its not his fault and he does enough and he shouldnt blame himself. everyone ELSE tho#shes very much a ''i wouldnt let it stop me'' kind of person. except when it very much does stop dirge but its fine cuz hes her slayer#she does this logical leap for things a lot. like when shes fond of someone or something she suspends a lot of her more critical beliefs#wizards are stupid and blow themselves up. except for you 💜 if ur dumb enough to get betrayed u probably deserved it. except for karlach 💜#if you dont push through ur injuries ur lowkey bitchmade. except for MY special little guy 💜💜💜#nuanced evil lovergirl my FAAAAAAAVE
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this was 90% pose practice, but I really love how it came out - background is an evolving work in progress, I have them on transparency :)
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#ffxiv#ffxiv gpose#ch: makhali khatayin#ch: khasan dotharl#anyone remember appleseed 2004? anyone? the special edition dvd was so fuckin tight. it came with a briareos action figure#and his gun had a detachable magazine with a detachable bullet#lost the bullet long ago but it's a damn good figure. little top heavy.#this is the secret gpose i referenced in the tags on a different ask post. it is not-so-secret now. like the jumping puzzle in gw2#this is technically pre-dt posing but i just finished the background now ;n; so it is here now :)
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I have a feeling that Sanji and Zoro’s death pact will be properly resolved in Elbaf, as it certainly doesn’t feel like we’re done with it. And while Elbaf is gearing up to be very Usopp-centric (and I can not overstate how hyped I am to see him take the spotlight again, finally), let’s not forget that this all ties back to Little Garden, the arc that properly introduced Zoro and Sanji’s rivalry by paralleling them with two rival giants who fought each other every day for over a century, but who also lost themselves in their grief when one thought the other death. The parallel isn’t even subtle, Little Garden’s biggest landmarks are the remnants of Dorry and Brogy’s dinosaur hunting competition. You know. The very same competition Zoro and Sanji posed to each other at the start of the arc?
But here’s the thing. I’m a little worried about how it’s going to be resolved. Because. Despite how readily Zoro agreed to kill Sanji if need be, he must have known that the crew would never forgive him. Zoro is Luffy’s specialest guy but Luffy would not accept any excuse as to why Sanji had to die. Nor anyone else in the crew. But. Does Sanji realize that?
Does he know that killing him would literally be the hardest thing Zoro would ever do, because it would mean literally betraying his Captain and crew? Luffy said he can’t become Pirate King without Sanji, and Zoro and Luffy swore they’d commit fucking ritualistic suicide if they got in the way of each other’s dreams, so does Sanji know where that would leave the swordsman in this case? With no Captain, no crew, and yet another dead rival and best friend (who, mind you, began to live in fear of his own biology betraying him right before dying. but the parallels between Kuina and Sanji and how they relate to Zoro could be a long ass post for another day).
I think he doesn’t know. But he can’t find out how Zoro would mourn him unless the pact actually follows through. But still, I don’t think Oda would kill Sanji, cause that’s no way to resolve this issue. So here’s my speculation about how I think it could potentially play out, following that initial line of thinking of the death pact’s resolution being set in Elbaf, specifically because of Sanji and Zoro’s parallels to Dorry and Brogy.
Like Brogy, Zoro would have to believe that he killed Sanji. That he won their final duel. He’d have to believe that Sanji has fallen and, also like Brogy, have to face that grief and hurt all alone. But in the end, like Dorry, Sanji would survive, having never actually been hurt. Because their edges have dulled after fighting for so long, no longer as capable of landing killing blows as they thought. “Not even the blades of Elbaf could endure two giants fighting for 100 years”? Something of the sort. And maybe this line of speculation is simplistic or optimistic, but the chances of it playing out like this aren’t zero, so just in case, I would want to be able to say that I called it.
#i also cant rlly see the death pact being brought up again anytime before we get to elbaf proper#and any time afterward itd just feel. out of place? like too personal a conflict to be placed into the final arc where the strawhats-#-are supposed to be at their strongest and ready for their final challenges. Infighting at that stage would feel distracting? Melodramatic?#Zoro’s also not gonna finish fighting Mihawk and then go fight Sanji like it’s items on a murder grocery list#specially because it feels weird to place his showdown with his current friend-rival AFTER fulfilling his promise to Kuina? And not before?#like idk idk Oda is very meticulous about fitting all his plotlines together I’m sure he’ll know what to do better than me#but uh. This is my pitch on how and when it could play out#one piece#my post#zosan#??? I MEAN#you cant discuss the death pact without making it a little bit zosan#idk how to tag this tho or how many people i’d like to see this. hn
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That's Happiness To Me by louislittletomlintum
for: @louisrarepairfest wordcount: 25k rating: explicit uni au // louis + zayn + liam
“Seems we’ve got a little conundrum on our hands,” Louis murmured into Zayn’s ear, feeling his hands settle back on his waist and pressing a little closer. “Mm. Seems we do,” Zayn responded, and Louis liked to think his voice was at least a bit intrigued. Louis’ mind was whirring. He’d wanted to try and get with Liam tonight, but now a new, better idea was forming. Getting Liam with Zayn, if possible, would be something of a dream come true. It would maybe blow Liam’s brain, but sometimes you had to make sacrifices for good things to happen. “Do you wanna try pull him together?” Louis asked Zayn curiously, grinning against his skin when he felt his hands grip tighter.
or; a porn with plot zouiam uni au with all the predictable antics plus a few more
a/n: this was written prior to liam passing and i have chosen to stick with my posting date for this fic fest. i hope that, like myself, you find some solace and connection in the safe space that is fanfic and, if you are searching for a distraction, something silly and frivolous like this can take your mind off of it. x
#zouiam#louisrarepairfest#there is also a special little#zouis#scene for good measure#ao3 fanfic#gonna tag#liam#just in case people are censoring his tag#liam payne#zayn malik#louis tomlinson
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Brooklyn and Ben definitely convinced Yaz to start smoking with them. Brooklyn pulls Yaz aside and is like “Bro. I think you would benefit from a bit of weed”. and Yaz is mad sus. she couldn't smoke in hs bc of track and just never got into it. but Brooklyn has her hit a joint and Yaz is like “Wow… I love… not being anxious for like five seconds ….”
(Sammy does the minimum dosage on edibles)
#cw weed#tagging that just in case#thank you to my pookie who’s special interest is weed for helping me make this accurate#and also came up with some rlly fun headcanons#I think Brooklyn mostly rolls and smokes blunts#but she gets Yaz a bubbler bc Yaz doesn’t like coughing on a joint or blunt#Yaz is a bong girlie#We know Ben vapes#and probably dabs#Darius is a goody two shoes who avoids smoking but doesn’t mind that his friends do it#Kenji#i think he just#hes happy to hit it and sometimes his eyes get red#but nothing really changes and its fascinating actually#Brooklyn has done a little bit of everything#jurassic world#jurassic world chaos theory#jwct#chaos theory#yasmina fadoula#sammy gutierrez#yasammy#sammy loves her weed smoking wife#they’re married here#but she definitely only smokes to help with her PTSD and Anxiety#in Wyoming#Weed is illegal in Texas
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[pathetic little meow meow voice] i'm not a villain!
#nimona#nimonaedit#ballister blackheart#HE'S BLACKHEART.... TO ME#also i'm not double tagging. there's only like five nimona girlies anyways#s.gif#UGH the way this character design is growing on me. the eyebags. the stubble. the grey hairs. man of my fucking dreams.#he is going to be soso pathetic and make me sob like a bitch#also LOVE how chunky the armor is. mwah. get that form fitting shit out of here my man goes clank clank#ALSO ALSO.... HIS LITTLE WORKSHOP.... MWAH#my special little nerd knight sad pathetic man sopping wet kitten#everyone unfollow me i need to be alone with this man
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I will be the first to admit I'm not the best at drawing animal or furry characters, but I wanted to get something scribbled down in my Non-Goof style, anyway. Plus, I've been enjoying the many reference pages folks were posting of their own designs for the Lamb and Narinder, so, uh. Here's mine, I guess! ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
do not comment on how long narinder's tail is or i swear to the lamb i will make it even longer next time >:]
#fanart#cult of the lamb#cotl#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#narilamb#tagging the ship because Your Honor They're Married#teeny tiny lamb and big boi narinder is my weakness leave me alone DX#i gave narinder a stupidly long tail because my own cat has a stupidly long tail and i make fun of him for it all the time#this is important to me for A Reason - which is that i enjoy adding even more reasons for people to make fun of narinder#he is my special boi and my poor little meow meow and thus i must violently shake him like he's the world's shittiest maraca#why else would i give him a long majestic cloak but then just have him wear a stupid turtleneck tunic under it and no fukken pants#there is no way that asshole has any sense of fashion - he has been out of touch with it and reality for at least one (1) millennium#anyway narinder's cloak can definitely be pulled closed to look like his standard in-game attire#also shh the lamb has plenty of wool to cover them and thus doesn't need any Censor Leaves#do NOT cite them for public indecency because that is racial discrimination against sheep and thus It Is W R O N G#btw i know i draw the lamb kinda cutesy-feminine but i promise you their gender is an eldritch void#VOID I SAY#what's in their pants? a knife#the time knife specifically (that's the eldritch part)#it might look like narinder has yaoi hands here but that's just because he's Bein' Spooky#i swear i headcanon him with normal size hands XD#also i finally drew scars on his wrists!!! i DO headcanon him with those but i try to keep designs simple in my Goofs Style lmao#once again i should be asleep
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this is an old comic i cant get the dialogue to feel right but i get feelings about finn sometimes why do he and jake reincarnate together every time to be together next to each other every time only for Life to chuck his soul across the ocean so he had to suffer to find jake
anyways glob seems like hes like. prophecies-man up on mars. so like. he knew about finn. he knew he was floating up to ooo and needed to meet his parents so he could be the golden hero. of course there were prophecies about finn. of course glob knew. and he wanted to watch
#i cant get globs voice to stick. like its there in my head and then it goes away. sickeningly sad little voice it is!#adventure time#glob#do people tag his siblings#grob gob glob grod#finn#digital#im getting an award in not using the 180 degree rule properly#to be fair this is an old comic i am finally ripping out of its coffin and forcing breath back into#the speech bubbles are all so messy because its so important to me that grob gob glob and grod all just talk over and around each other#especially when its like. this is a special day. theyre meeting. finn they love him already they know hes important.#how was he gonna get over that cliff on his own well i do not know. some goblin farmers watch glob drop him off and have a religious crisis#but if theyd helped him theyd have adopted him?? instead of LEAVING HIM IN THE WOODS??? after pulling him. an INFANT. out the OCEAN#this is how it goes in my heart. the thought process.#ok ill stop talking
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