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[fymo-blogs]

/vpos

You're all alone here.

[nibbelraz]

OG Shang Qinghua loves his brother even if he says nonsense most of the time

[milktea-grn]

young ford² and stanley 🌧

[bocchidaily]

Day 188: this one's for whoever requested bocchi the new york subway rat months ago

[theminecraftbee]

for the record I think the healthiest thing in this fandom is to remember that yeah, the hermits are online, there’s nothing stopping them from name searching themselves and finding basically anything you make, and the only way to stop it is to not post it publicly. (archive locking it on ao3 is also an option to be fair, but there’s nothing stopping them from getting an account!)

however, even the hermits clearly know that when they come to tumblr they are visiting Our House. so continue to be as weird as you want and when they show up you just go “yeah you came to the weird people house you can hit the back button” and keep going. like, as long as you aren’t like… sticking it in their discord or their stream chat or their tts, they’re choosing their level of engagement here, they’re in control of whether they see it, it’s fine. who cares.

all of which is to say: iskall I promise I can get weirder about you,

[hermodmaxxing]

really into gravity falls rn so kid sprites i made of stan & ford!

[tearwolfe]

WD RUITOYA WD RUITOYA WD RUITOYA WD RUITOYA WD RUITOYA WD RUITOYA WD RUITOYA WD RUITOYA WD RUITOYA i need it.

i saw a cute crop "top" to put him in and it snowballed into ruitoya

[rizzzcat]

Saw this post on tumblr and immediately thought about her. original post under cut!

[divorcedfiddleford]

teenagers scare the living shit out of me (with @tazmiilly; image ID in alt text)

[canon-gabriel-quotes]

remember to clean ur pillows

(not my pic, it was sent to me)

[corvid-khaos]

patron saint of relapsing right in front of your chaos goddess wife

[nat-stimmy]

Blueberry pie cupcakes (SOURCE)

[apollos-boyfriend]

Happy 9/11 specifically to your boyfriend and his themed bathroom.

happy 9/11 to my boyfriend their parents’ themed bathroom and everyone who specifically queued that post to reblog today because i see you fucks in my notes

[erotic-writhings]

Hm i think I enjoy like living armour

Ohh I think I like that too, now I'm not sure if this allures you to them, but imagine waking up trapped inside one.

==========Horny=stuff=Below!===========

You had gone to sleep after a long day of exploring and didn't think anything of the old armor lining the hall, it was dull and probably wouldn't even get you anything if you pawned it. As you wake up the next morning though, the first thing you feel is cold metal touching every part of you. You try to struggle but your arms are held to your sides by the armor you now wear. You scream for help but your voice only echos off of the visor just in front of your face.

You didn't notice this but as you made camp for the night, a suit of living armor had its eyes on you. Something about you, your movement, your innate energy, or maybe merely your body heat drew it to you, and it wanted more.

It slowly disassembled itself and slid onto you, careful not to wake you. As it lifted itself off the ground with you inside, you made a grunt but it was quick to hush you. Using it's feelers and tendrils to soothingly brush against your skin until you fell back into a deeper sleep.

Now as you screamed in your living prison, it did the same as before, only this time it called attention to the fact you were mostly nude inside of here, it must have had to remove your clothes to assure you fit inside. As the slimy tendrils ran over your body you couldn't help but whimper, thoughts raced in your mind about being eaten or simply left to rot in here. Tears ran down your face but the tendrils quickly wiped them away, stroking your cheek. Was it trying to be kind to you?

While you still shook in its clutches, you began to try and focus on the behavior of the creature touching you. It was carrying out slow, gentle strokes across your body. Slimy, but not entirely bad. Suddenly you moaned. The creature's tendrils hand found it's way to your crotch. You tried to speak out against it "h-hey no w-wait a minute-" but you were cut off as you moaned again. The creature using it's feelers to find all the places that made you tick. You tried to struggle against it and protest but you were reminded that this creature had you entirely surrounded in its armor. Your limbs were now it's own and it didn't seem to understand english to know that you didn't want this.

But maybe that was good, maybe you did want this. The creature could sense that your fear was subsiding and more pleasurable feelings were growing inside of you, the noises you made now didn't sound as alarmed as they had once did. The creature continued, and pleasure began to block out any other sense you had. From the outside all anyone would see is a stock still suit of armor but on the inside was your writhing and panting body, maybe if someone listened close enough they could hear your muffled moans, but that was unlikely because the living armor was going to be highly defensive of you no matter what, not that you would have the time to worry about that.

[royalarchivist]

Jaiden: I don’t even think we’ll be copyrighted for that one, I’ll be honest.

The QSMP members reenact the karaoke night they had in Brazil, singing "Gangnam style" together!