#<- rotiesrie chichen incident
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okkk!! gotta go do damage control on my homework but before i go
*ahem* if your sibling walks up to you and tells you not to ever try to swallow a roughly cubic inch chunk of papaya in one go
YOU DO NOT TRY TO SWALLOW THE FREAKING CUBIC INCH OF PAPAYA, YOU DO NOT HAVE THE COSMIC POWERS OF KIRBY YOU DUMBASS HUBRIS FILLED HUMAN
#no i do not speak from experience wym?#ow ow ow ow ow ow#i was so scared it was gonna somehow crawl its way out of my throat and obstruct my airway i am so serious#fhdjhdjshfgdfjhfhghfhdgfdh#broooo#top 10 worst food experiences ever frfr#and ive gotten a chicken feather lodged inbetween my nasal cavity and my mouth#<- rotiesrie chichen incident#shut up sheo#ok!!! leaving now <3<3<3<3#i am aware thats not even remotely how you spell that word btw; the vibe is there so its ok<3<3<3#also screw my brother for presenting me the low hanging fruit of stupidity and thinking i wouldnt jump to grab it#<- also L+ratio to him (also skill issue) he suffered the same papaya fate on accident
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