#<- me who has lvl 1 Nahida

[eudikot]

It's always "where is Kaveh" "Kaveh is pregnant that's why he hasn't rerun!" "Oh Kaveh is now on maternity leave it's been a year he'll come back soon," Wrong. Kaveh has been serving his sentence in jail for destroying worlds.

Hope you're still playing Genshin in 15 years.

[c0rpsedemon]

can't wait until guaranteed benny tomorrowwwwww

[4giorno]

yeeeeaaah 35 star abyss with kaveh-nilou bloom and a level 70 2/5/6 baizhu 😭💖 (missing star is 12-1, but i need to take a break before i go back in 🤡)

[thatdeadaquarius]

Sobbing and crying just saw your post of us sounding like a Sim, and I am DYING.

What if it went the other way? They can understand us, but we can't understand them!

Us : hey so what the fuck is happening why tf am I in genshin impact

Them : OMG ASKSKSKSKS FEDERRRALL MEERKK TREEESO! (Omg it's the divine God I'm shittinh myself oml) or whatever idk)

Us: excuse me what the fuck did you just say about my mother? (US mishearing or maybe the words are randomized? Who knows)

Everyone just being confused and frustrated on why you can't understand them. Is it because they aren't worshipping you enough? Maybe some friendship level BS where obly those who are lvl 10 can understand u or smth? Who knows, certainly not the Creator.

I highkey am thinking about writing smth for this now but having it be for like each archons reaction or smthin but who knows. I just wanna see a bunch of divine beings confused outta their mind in like whatever cities square and it turning into a "holy game of charades"

Also happy early birthday ajdjdjkdkdkdk

I”M SO LATE SO THANK YOU FOR THE BDAY WISHES LMAO SORRY KARMA MY BELOVED

AHHHHH U INSPIRED ME BY THE ARCHONS HOLY GAME OF CHARADES-

AND OH NO LVL 10 ONLY FRIENDSHIP UNDERSTANDING-

(づ ￣ ³￣)づ here have a hug for your patience- sorry karma!! :')

LMAO this inuyasha gif- obviously everyone else guessing what ur doing and the 2 others r like ppl like Venti or Kaeya who r just fucking with ppl by joining you lol

OK BUT WHO DO U HAVE LVL 10 FRIENDSHIP?!

BC I GOT NOBODY 😭

ITS RLLY HARD TO DO OKAY-

I HAVE TO PUT ACTUAL EFFORT INTO THE FEW THAT ARE LEVEL 4-5 

ID BE SO FUCKED-

Oh no.

Oh god (you??) no.

What if you had the highest friendship with little d**ks like Scaramouche.

noooOOOOOO

He’d be like, “Eh, I don’t feel like translating today.” 💀

Also I’m rolling with the idea that 

perfect understanding = lvl 10,

Most words 7-9

Some words 5-6

Kinda ?? they get 2 words per sentence or smth 3-4

Basically nothing 1-2

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Anyway ornery bitches like Scara/Xiao/Alhaitham/Rosaria/Diluc (all for diff reasons like diluc/xiao would just be overwhelmed and dont like ppl that much lol, whereas haitham doesnt give a fuck lmao) would kinda suck to have as translators

OH NOT THE PEOPLE WHO WOULD JUST LIE ABOUT WHAT U SAID ON PURPOSE TO DECEIVE THE MASSES LIKE Heizou/Yae Miko/Kaeya/Venti 

They pull something like “oh well the god of gods said I could have the last slice of cake/an extra glass of wine hehe”

For different reasons these people would also be ROUGH translators: FISCHL OH NO- , Zhongli, Albedo (he simply would omit “unnecessary details”, cyno, ITTO PLEASE, Raiden (puppet) bc shed take stuff too far/too literally u would never be able to communicate jokes, Razor (im sorry bbyboy), Shenhe

THE CHARADDEEESSS

THE CHARADES OF THE GODS 

You may or may not get another title of a jokester god bc of these SILLY charades 💀

The people u have higher levels of friendship with giving hints LMAO

♤

“Uhhh….. Oh! Oh! Greatest Lord wishes to see a dance performance!” 

Nahida’s sweet voice rings out in Yujing Terrace, her tiny hand waving in the air like an elementary student who’s really excited to answer. …Which isn’t that far off honestly.

“Hmm, I disagree Buer, I believe the Hundun Emperor is saying they wish to take a bath perhaps. I am also attempting to use context, as it has been a long day for them.” Zhongli is in his classic “majestic thinking gentleman” pose, and you’d admire it more if it weren’t for the fact that they don’t seem to be getting what you’re saying.

You hadn’t yet found someone with a higher friendship level than 2 or 3 (hey, don’t blame yourself, you really have to put effort into friendship levels to get them anywhere and you were still busy screwing around in Sumeru when you got spirited away).

So needless to say, most people were getting “the, me, I, you, etc.” rather than the actual important keywords you needed them to, hence the godly charade game now.

As you “hold” something, you throw your hands up in the air, still keeping your hands wrapped around nothing. You think if somebody told you last week that you’d be playing charades with the archons in Genshin Impact so you could actually communicate with them… well you don’t know what you would have done. Maybe just gave them a really awkward laugh.

“Oh! Are you asking for a weapon? Akitsu Mikami, my emperor, we or our nations will surely provide protection from any harm that might befall you. Hm, I suppose we should offer something anyway… I wouldn’t want to displease them…” Ei mutters to herself, having taken over her puppet once more for the occasion.

She and Buer, still retaining their authority status, had asked for the area to be cleared in order to try and get closer to communicating with the Divine First, or you.

“Ha! What idiot would try to hurt the All-Parent in their home, unless they wish to get thrown?” Venti cheekily says, as you don’t understand him, but judging by Zhongli’s clenched jaw, Ei’s sigh, and Nahida’s giggle, you can guess.

You give your own sad sigh… it’s already been 3 hours. 😭

How hard is charades for 4 archons??

Well… apparently very hard.

You put your face in your hands, and you hear the (retired) archons start to debate something, you can tell it’s getting a little passive-aggressive between Venti and Zhongli by their tone alone. 

…Okay, now it’s just aggressive.

The archons eventually give their attention back to you so you can go back to your charades lol

You tried opening your mouth and closing it, very obvious, they can’t go wrong. 

…Turns out they can. 

Somehow you find yourself with a hot tea brewed by the geo archon. 

(Venti attempted to offer you Dandelion Wine, or Osmanthus Wine even, and only god, well you now, knows where he pulled them from. Ei swatted his head, he looked so offended, and his cheeks were all puffed up, heh.)

Giving up, you just try to motion for them to stay still, your hands gesturing like trying to calm a wild animal.

They give you questioning looks, and you begin to walk off, they all seem to immediately start discussing something with each other. All of the gods look very conflicted, and after a minute of you getting further away (yes, you’re almost home free, Xiangling here you come! ) Nahida skips to catch up with you.

She gives you a beaming smile, and you can’t bring yourself to not return it. She's so much cuter in real life, even the official art didn't do her justice.

You make your way towards the restaurant, finally.

And apparently you’re happier than you thought to smell the savory scents flowing out of the kitchen because your stomach growls loudly.

You’re too hungry to even attempt to stop it, no one will care, except Nahida’s eyes go wide. She begins to sputter, and flail her hands desperately trying to charade an apology at you.

…you were just trying to tell them you were hungry. 💀

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Ask box open again! :] 🎊

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✨️Hope you guys got smth out of this rough draft✨️ ♡

:D hope u guys have had a good weekend!

My senior art exhibit is april 6th so wish me luck and prayers (from any religion im not picky pls)

Safe Travels,

💀♒️

♡the beloveds♡

@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist

[gold-rhine]

Maybe controversial but I think every anemo man would wear a bedazzled master’s little cumslut <3 collar. *some of them* would fight you about it but I think they’d all wear it in theory

…I may be projecting slightly…

How much anemo boys would be willing to wear a bedazzled "Master’s little cumslut <3" collar, a definitive ranking:

1.Venti. Designed the damn thing and made it a mandatory attachment to all anemo visions that go to guys receiving anemo visions. Enjoys it on so many levels from being publicly kinky to "these ppl praying to barbatos statue don't know he's wearing a bedazzled cumslut collar right now" to "ppl who KNOW barbatos is wearing a bedazzled cumslut collar also have to see priests praying to Barbatos" to "i've been wearing my dead friend's face to commemorate his memory for so long and i've been a pawn in games of divinity for so long that i'm losing sense of who i am, but i know for damn sure the bedazzled cumslut collar is ME and nothing else"

2.Heizou. Just a little behind Venti, bc he doesn't have the multi-lvl meta complications. Is super ecstatic to troll inazuma officials tho. i've already written up a paragraph for him in the original prompt, so i won't repeat myself

3.Kazuha would wear it if you asked him, but he literally doesn't care. He's already escaped samsara, even Nahida couldn't trap him on one, he's above caring about public opinion or humiliation play or anything of the sort. he'd wear to indulge you, but literally everyone he talks to will treat him just as respectfully. like, for Kazuha, collar loses the kink subtext and just becomes a token of endearment

4. Scara would yell at you so much and so loudly, but he would wear it in public and enjoy it *immensely* and never admit it, and complain and rant endlessly at you, until you call his bluff and tell him to give it back, at which point he'll act like you knifed him in the back, flip tables, and ran away to hide it under the pillow, and you will have to hold and comfort him about how he IS your pretty little cumslut and will always be so. after few days when he's sure you were not serious about taking it away, will start complaining and pretending he hates it again.

5. Xiao would fight you horribly, but if you manipulate him by bringing like feelings of belonging and "i'm asking you to do this for me", he'd do it after few days of agonizing, but like. Xiao has crippling social anxiety, he'd have a panic attack wearing even less vulgar collar in public. Don't make Xiao wear collar in public. Make him wear it in private tho! he'll still fight you, but he'll secretly like it and it will also ground him, help him to subconsciously establish the safe space of "now its okay to vulnerable". he'll also be going thru all of the grief stages like 😳🙀😫😓🙈🥰☠️😤💖🥰 every time he passes a mirror or when you bring it up, and it will be super cute

[zhonglisteafriend]

I saw this concept a while ago and i would have been fucked but it’s been a while and friendship levels have changed so: 

Mondstadt: I have lvl 9 Kaeya which is pretty good because he is a captain and has a certain influence in mond. Similar with lvl 6 Amber, I mean two people from the knights gotta have some good impact. But that was it already lol. I have a lvl 3 bennett and the rest is below that. 

Liyue: I have one a pretty good one here. lvl 10 Zhongli is in the house. I also have lvl 9 Chongyun and I am pretty sure he can convince Xingqiu, who also has a good status in liyue, but that was it here. The rest is lvl 1 because i use some just for certain domains or bosses and don’t have them in my teapot. 

Inazuma: Listen here Inazuma is my Jackpot because i have 3 lvl 10 characters which are: Ayato, Heizou and Kuki. I mean Kuki has good contacts i guess but i have two persons from different comissions thats real nice Inazuma would be one if not THE safest one for me. I could also have luck on watasumi because I have lvl 6 gorou. 

Sumeru: When I come to teyvat after Scara became Wanderer I have a nice chance because he is lvl 10 and has pretty nice connect with Nahida and i have the Academia’s grand scribe at lvl 6 and Tighnari on lvl 4. 

I think I’m pretty save in sagau if it’s based on friendship (please ignore any errors it’s 4.30 am and I am writing this before bed but if I really wanted to do this too Good night <3)

I can't remember exactly where I saw this (so if someone knows, could you tell me so I can give credit?) but people were talking about how likely you would be to survive in regions of teyvat in sagau based on your friendship levels (hope that made sense, im bad at explaining) and when I tell yall that i am dead, I MEAN IT.

I literally only learned how to use the teapot correctly in the last few months despite playing since 2021, so my friendship levels are actually so low 😭

Mondstadt - Okay, so I have 2 characters at level 10 from here, but its Bennett and Rosaria and if I'm being honest I don't know how influential they'd end up being. I think Rosaria could hold some sway but Bennett? I don't have much faith. However, I have Diluc and Sucrose at lv 6 and I feel like they are more useful for being able to influence others or hide me, depending on the situation.

Liyue - The best I'm going to get. I've got Zhongli at lv 10 which means I am SET, plus I've got Xingqui and Beidou at lv 10 as a fun extra. I don't have any of the adepti, but if Zhongli is rooting for me I should be set. Also lv 8 Keqing can't hurt, she's got more pull with the general public.

Inazuma - So I have Ayaka at lv 10 and because she's pretty important I will be clinging to her with my life because my next highest friendship character is Kuki at LV 2. I genuinely didn't realize how little I use Inazuma characters until right now, but unless Ayaka helps save the day I am dead immediantly.

Sumeru - ... You guys know how Inazuma would be bad for me? Sumeru would be HELL. I have ONE CHARACTER at lv 3 (Tighnari) and everybody else from there is lv 1. I would get tracked down and killed so fast it isn't even funny. 😭