#<- for cup walka :]

[the-meme-monarch]

what if the beach diorama got turned into a darkner tho

(the post this is referring to)

this was sent likeee last month iirc and i wasn’t sure if i wanted to do anything with it but i Have been thinking about it every day since. what if it did not turn into an area of castle town like planned but it Was a little guy….

[weepingpatroldragon]

Overanalysis of the recent screenshots

Ok let's start with chapter 3

This is the starting area of chapter 3 due to this image being called introarea which is interesting

It implies we are not starting with the green room like we previously thought which could mean it could be something similar to Queen where the main boss tried to recruit Kris and Susie to their team like making an offer to let them be the stars of his show leading to us going to the green room we saw with a previous teasers back to the picture

This feels similar to two things

First entering a darkworld

And the Goner kid scene

Let's start with Goner kid because it's surprisingly easy to explain

Goner kid is a character who expresses fear regarding how the universe exists even if you don't

Which lines pretty well with the concept of your choices don't matter a theme present in deltarune so I mean it kinda makes sense why it would be at least be referenced in deltarune

But i do wonder why here of all the places why at the start of chapter 3 hmm well it's still a bit early but my guest is because Kris true character is a secret

The whole Goner section is a meta commentary about how you can play the game without ever encountering Goner kid much like how you can play the entire game without ever seeing Kris as a character but like the Goner section if you really look for it you will find something it would explain why it's in this darkworld and not anywhere else but i wouldn't hold my breath

After all it's just a dock with Susie

.......

So

Susie's words in the blog at least parallel a similar senior to Goner kid

The way they differ however is that Goner kid's words are much more generalized whereas Susie's are more personal but they both refer to the same concept and that in itself is fascinating because Susie was clearly projecting here in this scene so this is more about her than Kris

Hmm

Well Susie was also the first character in universe to say how our choices don't matter by telling it to Kris so i guess it's possible that Susie feels a similar way to Goner kid but just in a more personalized way maybe something relating to her mom since she is mentioned here or something else something that is out of her control and makes her feel like her choices don't matter it's hard to tell but this is the best guess I have right now

Now let's talk about Kris because even though Susie's words are mostly projection Kris does respond to this we don't know what they respond with but we do know they respond with something while I can list every possibility under the sun but I think we can actually get a pretty generalized idea from the blog

Her reaction is quick and she ran straight to the door not even thinking of anything and just running away

While this could be taken in many different ways but seeing how Noelle described it as she was in such a hurry and her little comment indicates that she ran very quickly without thinking of anything else but her head is held low which could indicate so many things but here it might indicate sadness? Or overwhelmed? Like she projected too hard and Kris's response made her snap out of it but she is still feeling those emotions so she ran away something personal to her specifically but vague enough to explain why she will still be bullying Kris after this blog post

There is also the fact that Kris looked at Noelle and left and i always wonder why shut the door and leave? Why not just leave?

Remember how Susie specifically states that Kris's loved ones would be happy without them I wonder if seeing Noelle there they thought about Noelle how her life is still going on even if they're not friends anymore and i wonder if the reason they left and closed the door wasn't just Kris being a weirdo but maybe because they became a little emotional and didn't want Noelle to see them like this I mean it's just speculation but i think it's possible

This along with Susie's reaction my guess the answer to Susie's question is something relating to them agreeing with Susie like i know or something like that's the only thing that i could think of explain this but this would fit right in with Goner kid's dialogue along with Susie so I'll just count this extra possibility

Alright let's talk about chapter the scene itself

It's mirroring chapter 1

It's mirroring CHAPTER 1

Why?

Because this sort of thing was not in chapter 2 so why is it suddenly in chapter 3 it's clearly intentional but i have no idea why they would do something like this again after not doing it in chapter 2

But

But i have a guess

It's not a very good guess

But basically I think it's because the darkness doesn't have enough object to lach onto so it's overflowing a little making it darker than dark we don't know what exactly this is but this has to be the couch that Susie and Kris slept on during the events of chapter 2 and aside from the remote i doubt there is much of anything in the area so the darkness doesn't have a form to latch onto so it overflows like water that's my guess but i don't really know

As for it being just Kris and Susie it's probably similar to chapter 2 where we explore the area a little bit before Ralsei joins us

That's about it for this image

Personal thoughts

Look cool hope this area is as ominous as the cliffs in chapter 1

Next chapter 4 screenshot

Ok so lot to break down

First the Christmas decorations could indicate it's her house or the church

Second she's holding a flashlight and seeing the gift wrapping around her she might have gotten the flashlight from one of the gifts in the room specifically the gift behind her the box seems to be open with wrapping around it which means she didn't enter this room with the flashlight

This could indicate a power outage or her sneaking around without being caught but seeing how she got the flashlight from the gift behind her it clearly indicates she is sneaking around somewhere

Let's apply this with our two possibilities

Mansion

Well we are told that Noelle doesn't like to bother her mom with anything so maybe she needs something so she's sneaking around in one of the rooms that she isn't allowed to be in like maybe these are gifts that Holiday family give on Christmas and the mayor is very strict about not letting anyone in the room but Noelle needs something it's hard to tell with the lack information

Alternatively Noelle could be sneaking around the house specifically in her mom's corner to find something regarding Dess like a file detailing her case or something the game is telling us to Find Her so it's possible

It's anyone guess really

Church

I have no idea why Noelle would be hanging around the basement of the church let alone sneaking around so I'll just say it's either The angel lore or Alvin being sus could go either way honestly

As for the room itself the room is filled with gifts, candy cane and some boxes indicating this is a storage room so yeah that's about it we also have this

This isn't labelled as chapter 4 in the newsletter but we know that this is chapter 4 because this darknner was labelled as chapter 4

So the little guy is climbing a wall and then sliding down but if you look at this closely this kinda reminds me of wall climbing like the steep stone steps and i wonder is cup walka is supposed to resemble some kind of soldier

The whole design seems like just a cup with a feather attached to it but his walk could be seen as like a marching like a soldier so maybe cup walka are little who serve under a general and this is showing some kind of training

Personal thoughts

Looks interesting don't know what's going on though i actually am really happy to see Noelle again since I love her character so much i am also interested in potentially seeing the mayor and where they would go with her also the cup fella seems cute

Alright chapter 5

Honestly I'm even less sure this balloon doesn't really match anything in the hometown currently to be honest it could be in the Dark world for all we know so it's hard to speculate but i think it could be either the festival of Ice-E

It being a festival thing makes sense festival have ballons

It being Ice-E well the balloon could indicate some sort of party like someone's birthday or Asriel coming back something like that the whole Asriel thing is supposed to happen at the dinner and Ice-E pizza so it's probably someone's birthday don't know who though idk maybe Kris and Susie are just partying for no reason

Both the festival and Ice-E have been given the same amount of importance i think it can go either way really so we just have to wait and see

Personal thoughts

None i have nothing to say about this right now because I don't know what this is or what this indicates

Overall pretty hype

[molds-art-bucket]

Did not see this guy in the newsletter but he was there in my heart

[thornrings]

wtf is that on cup walka's head, anyways? a feather?

[sregnarkroywen]

Hokej na lodzie - Polish to English ice hockey vocabulary

THE LEAGUE

league - liga

team - drużyna

roster, lineup - skład

hockey player - hokeista

line - linia

national team - reprezentacja

transfer, trade - transfer

coach - trener

referee - sędzia

linesman - sędzia liniowy

fan - kibic / fan

THE PLAYERS

forward - napastnik

center - środkowy

left wing - lewoskrzydłowy

right wing - prawoskrzydłowy

defenseman - obrońca

goaltender - bramkarz

captain - kapitan

assistant captain - asystent kapitana

rookie - debiutant / żółtodziób

THE GAMES

regular season - sezon zasadniczy

game - mecz

schedule - terminarz

regulation time - regularny czas

period - tercja

intermission - przerwa

overtime - dogrywka

shootout - karne

final score - wynik końcowy

win - wygrana

lose - przegrana

standings - klasyfikacja

stats - statystyki

goal - gol / bramka

assist - asysta

point - punkt

THE CHAMPIONSHIP

playoffs - play-offy

round - runda

quarterfinals - ćwierćfinały

semifinals - półfinały

final - finał

(Polish) championship - (Polskie) mistrzostwa

gold - złoto

silver - srebro

bronze - bronz

trophy - trofeum

cup - puchar

THE EQUIPMENT

net - bramka

puck - krążek

stick - kij

helmet - kask

jersey - bluza

glove - rękawiczka

skate - łyżwa

pads - ochraniacze

goalie pads - parkany

goalie mask - maska

goalie glove - łapaczka

blocker - obijaczka

mouthguard - ochraniacz na zęby

THE ARENA AND FACILITIES

arena - hala

rink - lodowisko

ice - lód

locker room - szatnia

offensive zone - strefa ataku

neutral zone - tercja neutralna

penalty box - ławka kar

bench - ławka zawodników

blue line - linia niebieska

goal line - linia bramkowa

center line - linia środkowa

goal crease - strefa bramki

goal post - słupek

top post - poprzeczka

THE PLAY

offence - atak

defense - obrona

faceoff - wznowienie

score a goal - zdobyć bramkę

game winning goal - zwycięska bramka

hat trick - hattrik

pass - podanie

shot - strzał

shot on goal - strzał na bramkę

save - obroniony strzał

save percentage - procent obronionych strzałów

glove save - obrona łapaczką

icing - uwolnienie

time on ice - czas na lodzie

speed - prędkość

forcheck - pressing

backcheck - faza obrony

check - bodiczek

deke, dangle - drybling

breakaway - ucieczka

wrist shot - strzał z nadgarstka

backhand - strzał z backhandu

rebound - dobitka

redirect - strącenie

five-hole - piąta dziura

hand pass - podanie ręką

THE SPECIAL PLAY

power play - gra w przewadze

penalty kill - gra w osłabieniu

4 on 4 - cztery na cztery

5 on 3 - pięć na trzy

power play goal - bramka w przewadze

shorthanded goal - bramka w osłabieniu

empty netter - gol na pustą bramkę

THE PENALTIES

penalty - kara

penalty minutes - łączny czas kar

suspension - zawieszenie

holding - trzymanie przeciwnika

slashing - uderzanie kijem

hooking - zahaczanie

tripping - spowodowanie upadku przeciwnika

high sticking - wysoki kij

cross-checking - atak kijem trzymanym oburącz

boarding - wrzucenie na bandę

interference - przeszkadzanie

spearing - kłucie kijem

charging - natarcie

roughing - nadmierna ostrość w grze

fighting - walka na pięści

delay of game - opóźnianie gry

too many men on ice - nadmierna liczba graczy

elbowing - atak łokciem

kneeing - atak kolanem

concussion - wstrząśnienie mózgu

game misconduct - kara meczu za niesportowe zachowanie

misconduct - niesportowe zachowanie

minor penalty - kara mniejsza

bench minor - kara mniejsza techniczna

double minor - podwójna kara mniejsza

major penalty - kara większa

ejection - kara meczu

penalty shot - rzut karny

Translation based on this post by @liigainenglish

I’m by no means a specialist but if you have any questions (or corrections!) don’t be afraid to DM me :))

[msrivercity]

Breadwinner Kane Lands Endorsement Deal with Exotic Pop for New Cool Cup Juice Flavor

Breadwinner Kane, the talented TSF artist managed by Creer Savoirfaire of It's Gorgeous Musique, has just landed a new endorsement deal with Exotic Pop. As part of the deal, Kane has been given his own flavor of Cool Cup Juice - Strawberry Lemonade. This exciting news has been making waves in the music industry, and fans of both Kane and Exotic Pop are eagerly awaiting the release of this delicious new beverage.

Exotic Pop is a popular beverage brand that specializes in unique and exotic flavors, making it the perfect fit for Breadwinner Kane's edgy and innovative style. With the addition of his own flavor, Kane is able to connect with fans in a whole new way, providing them with a taste of his creative vision.

The CEO of It's Gorgeous Musique, Creer Savoirfaire, is managing operations for this exciting deal and has plans to shelve the new flavor in DC, Las Vegas, Texas, and Alabama. Fans in these areas will be able to get their hands on the new Cool Cup Juice flavor and experience the unique taste of Breadwinner Kane's creative vision.

For those who may be unfamiliar with Breadwinner Kane, he is a rising star in the music industry, known for his unique blend of hard-hitting rap and melodic hooks. He has released multiple successful albums, including the popular "Blood Wit Attitude" and "Street Certified," and has collaborated with a variety of artists across the industry.

This announcement comes on the heels of Kane's latest single, "Pop It," featuring Sauce Walka & Sauce Wood Winnin, which entered the iTunes charts at #30. The success of this new single is a testament to Kane's growing influence and popularity in the industry.

Follow on Instagram: @kanebwa @exoticpopbreadwinnerkane

https://www.itsgorgeousmusique.com/breadwinner-kane-lands-endorsement-deal-with-exotic-pop-for-new-cool-cup-juice-flavor

[zikbitume]

Sauce Walka - "7 in a cup" (Official Music Video)  @Sauce_Walka102

[youngfuturenv]

Sauce Walka's Friend Shares Double Cup Of Lean With A Horse

Sauce Walka’s Friend Shares Double Cup Of Lean With A Horse

What goes down in Texas.

Of all the token gestures I’ve come to witness in my days as a hip hop journalist, this one takes the cake. DJ Vlad just posted a clip of Sauce Walka shooting a music video, in which the rapper and his friend pull a horse by the collar and feed it codeine from a double cup. Of course documentation of this caliber is totally in line…

[mrs-march-ahs]

How the Evans Cheer You Up

Headcannons and a short imagine for how the boys would cheer you up

I know this idea has been to done to death but I really wanted to have my own go at it. I sincerely hope you like it. I’m still unsure with this one. I tried to make up different reasons for the reader to be upset, I hope they all sound like reasonable reasons to cry. :)

Tate

-Notices you’re upset, so he comes and approaches you slowly

-Understands if you don’t want to talk about it

-Subtly checks your wrists to make sure you haven’t cut yourself

-Comes and rubs your back

-Tries to make some light jokes to see how they land

-If he’s in a particularly goofy mood, he’d come and tickle you to cheer you up

----

Tate’s heart races as he runs up the stairs and stands in front of the door to your bedroom. With you still alive, occasionally school days and family trips set you two apart for longer periods of times. After not seeing you for a long weekend, he opens the door to your room, and looks at you laid on the bed, facing the window. He quietly walks in and shuts the door behind him, before creeping you behind you. Then, suddenly, he jumps up on the bed and puts his hands on your tummy, tickling away. You look up at him angrily and push him off you, making him open his mouth in shock.

“Heyyy, I’m sorry, I’m just messing about… just happy to finally see you”, he says happily and leans in for a kiss, but you lean back and look at him. He sits down, genuinely hurt at your reluctance.

“Should I… leave?”, he says quietly, like he’s afraid of the answer. But instead of giving him one, you explain your worries.

“Tate… we got turbulence… really really bad”. He softly takes your hands and kisses your knuckles, slightly calmed down by the fact you’re not mad at him.

“I know it’s scary, but it happens, baby”

“No…no… I thought I might die”, you pull your hands away from him. “Tate, what if I died? Away from the house?”. Your voice gets louder and shakier, and tears fill your eyes. Tate quickly swoops you onto his lap and wraps his hands tightly around you.

“What… is our future? We can’t move out together… we-…”, you are interrupted by Tate shushing you, and holding your face so you look at him.

“Stop worrying so much about the future, I just want to be with you now”, Tate says. Every word that comes out of his mouth drips with sadness and worry, but his eyes look hopeful and… in love.

Kit

-Comes up behind you and softly talks to you, to not scare you

-Stands behind you and wraps his arms around you

-Kisses your cheek or your shoulder

-Wipes or kisses your tears away

-Suggests doing something together like watching a film

-Cuddles you throughout and makes sure you’re watching and not distracted

-Insists you don’t have to talk about it if you don’t want to

-A few days after you being upset, he would subtly try to talk to you about what you were upset about

-Always up for ways to be a better husband and ways to improve the relationship

---- Taking a step towards the fridge, you slip slightly on the butter you dropped earlier. You manage to hold onto the counter and not fall completely, but groan loudly in annoyance. Today wasn’t your day. You wipe the floor clean and get eggs out of the fridge, and as you take one out of the carton, you are greeted with the sound of the front door opening, and your husband entering. You turn around and he gives you a big warm smile. You manage to return the smile, and you focus on cracking the egg on the edge of the bowl. “Whatchu makin’, Miss Walka?”, he questions.

“Cupcakes, red velvet, your favourite”, you say with a monotone voice. You crack the egg into the bowl and sigh loudly when a part of the shell falls in. Kit walks over to you and wraps his arms around your waist, and you fish the shell out of the bowl. He kisses your shoulder lovingly, watching you stir the bowl, and lets out a breathy laugh when some of the flour spills out and falls on the floor.

“Lemme get that, clutz”, Kit laughs, and bends down to wipe the floor with a towel. But once he stands back up and goes to kiss your cheek, he notices the tears in your eyes and immediately squeezes you into a tight hug.

“Hey, hey”, he warmly coos, “I’m sorry, I didn’t mean it, I didn’t know it’d upset you”. Guilt fills your heart when you hear Kit blaming himself.

“It’s not that”, you sniffle into his chest, “I can’t seem to get anything right today”. You look up at the ceiling, refusing to cry over spilled flour. Kit looks down at you with a worried expression and cups your cheek. He kisses your nose and rubs your back, and all the subtle, sweet and loving gestures together make you cry. You quickly push your face against his chest and breathe in his scent, hoping to calm down. Kit doesn’t judge you, instead rests his head against yours and continues to rub your back. You take a deep breath of Kit’s aroma and can’t help but feel safer and protected. A combination of his muscly arms wrapped around you and his manly smell feels like home.

 Kyle

-At first, he’d solely try to cheer you up and hope it’s nothing major

-"Heyyyy, what’s with the tears, hm?”

- Rub your back and ask what’s wrong

-Wouldn’t take “fine”, or “it’s nothing” for an answer

-He’d squat down next to your bed and look at you as you told him

-He’d listen carefully and keep strong eye contact as you told him, to show he’s listening

-Would stroke your cheek as you told him and wipe any tears away

-Would suggest going to a party or going out bowling or doing something fun

- “I don’t want you in your bed rotting away in sadness, let’s go ice-skating”

-But if you wanted to, he would definitely have a movie night

- “Hey since we’re going to watch a whole loada movies anyway, how about Star Wars?... Hey hey no don’t cry”

Franken Kyle

-Would come and sit with you

-Touch your tears and then look at his finger

-He wouldn’t know what’s happening but he’d know it’s bad

-He’s point at your watery eye

-Look at you concerned

----

You sob quietly into your pillow and take deep breathes, trying to calm yourself down. It was the afternoon, and you knew it was soon time to make some dinner for Kyle, and make sure he eats it. You loved him with every inch of your soul, and you didn’t mind taking care of him, but sometimes it felt you were raising him. The pressure of shaping him to be a member of society sometimes got to you too much, but always let it slide. After so long of it rotting inside you, the built-up pressure and guilt overflowed and you couldn’t help but spend a minute crying. You sniffle quietly and soon see the door very slowly open, and Kyle’s blank expression peeking out. You smile at him and quickly sit up, and as he closes the door and walks towards you, you try to wipe all of your tears to not concern him. He looks at your face closely with furrowed and intrigued eyebrows and points at your tear-filled eye. You sniffle and put your hand on his shoulder.

“These are called ‘tears’, Ky”, you gently explain to him. He knew a few words, and though communication wasn’t the biggest issue, it took him a while to get comfortable using new words, and he got frustrated very easily when he got things wrong. Looking at him open his mouth and his dry lips tremble, your heart shattered, knowing that he has so much to say but struggles to express himself. A tear escapes your eye and rolls down your cheek, and you sigh softly. Kyle cups your cheek with his warm hand and looks at you.

“T-Tears…mm…bad”, he grunts, “No…tears”. He wipes your tear with his thumb and puts his arm around you. You melt against his soft skin and can’t help but smile, reassured that you’re doing your job right.

 Jimmy

-He’d focus on cheering you up rather than listening

-He’d keep making jokes to lighten the mood

-He’d just want to see you smile rather than fix the problem

-He would cuddle you though

-And he’d stroke your hair and back

-Might tell you about his day to distract you, or tell you a story

-Subtle compliments

-“You’re too pretty to be upset”

- “What does my princess have to be sad about?”

- “Who upset my little girl? Does somebody need a Jimmy Darling ass-kicking?”

----

The warmth of Jimmy’s hands rubbing your back comforts you, as you push your face against his chest and sniffle into it softly. He pulls the blanket from the end of the bed over both of you and puts his head on top of yours. He gently shushes against your head and you breathe deeply, trying to calm yourself.

“Hey, look at me doll”, he says softly, and looks down at you. You wipe your face against his shirt and look up at him, making him grimace and laugh.

“I know this shirt is white, but I think you’re confusing it with a tissue”.

You can’t help but laugh, looking at the massive wet stain on Jimmy’s chest. Jimmy smiles down at you, finally seeing your beautiful smile, and pulls you back into his chest. He places a tender kiss on the top of your head, knowing that this too, will pass.  

 James

- “Darling, has something upset you?”

-Would not take no for an answer, even if you really didn’t want to talk about it

- “Who’s responsible for your tears? I demand an answer…the person to upset my Queen must pay”

-If you weren’t upset at somebody and just had a bad day, he’d ask to cuddle

- “Physical contact always comforts you; shall we engage in affection?”

-He’d hesitantly stroke your hair as you cried into his chest

-If you explained why you were upset, he would have an intense conversation with you about it

-If you were insecure for example, he would sit you up and look into your eyes and tell you how incredible you are

-Not softly, though

----

James’ eyes wander around the room, desperately searching for the right things to say to try and comfort you, as you gently sniffled against his chest. He holds his hands on your lower back while you straddle him, and he occasionally slides his finger across your cheek and wipes your tears against the bed. The silence of your sadness kills James, and he speaks up.

“I simply do not understand how you could look in the mirror, wearing that dress, and not fall in love”

You sigh softly and close your eyes, knowing you already explained it to him when he walked in on you trying it on, upset in the mirror at how you filled the dress.

“I look terrible, it’s such an important night, such a gorgeous dress, and I’m ruining everything”, you whimper. “I might as well not go at all… just go to Devil’s night tomorrow by yourself. I don’t want to ruin your birthday by you having to show up with me”.

The self-depreciating words about your appearance make James gasp and push you back to face him. He cups your face with both hands and looks you deep in your emerald/ ocean colored/ chocolate/ grey /hazelnut eyes.

“Nonsense darling!”, he says, looking at you with puppy eyes and pleading eyebrows. “I simply must be accompanied to Devil’s night by my beautiful bride”. You exhale softly and look at him, knowing how much this means to James.

“When I first laid my eyes on you, I felt immediate infatuation”, he says softly, hoping to make you melt. “If you had told me that the gorgeous woman blessing my hotel with her presence will one day become Mrs. March, I wouldn’t have believed you, and I would have sent Iris to buy a lottery ticket”.

Although the sweet words made you smile, you found it hard to believe that you landed such an incredible man, and that he was that in love with you.

“Thank you, Jimmy”, you reply, hoping to see James smile. But he doesn’t.

Instead, he frowns. “It breaks my heart to know that you don’t believe me”.

You lean into his hand and close your eyes for a second.

“I’m sorry, my self-esteem is all over the place. I have better and worse days”.

“As we all, darling. But somebody like you shouldn’t question their worth, even on the worst of days”. James places a passionate kiss on your trembling lips, and pulls you into his chest.

 Kai

-He would enjoy seeing you upset, mainly because every weakness is an opportunity for growth

-But also it’d turn him on

-He wouldn’t be soft on you, put his arm around you, or even squat next to you

-He’s sit by you and make you talk yourself out of being upset

-If you learned into to hug him, he’d refuse

-He’d insist that you can resolve this yourself

-He’d tell you that he’s proud of you once you did overcome it

-If you solved the problem or talked yourself out of it, but were still gloomy for the day, then he might be a little softer

-Not physically but he’d give you a few compliments to cheer you up

- “I knew you’d be able to solve this yourself”

----

You sit on the sofa with your head in your hands, looking at the ground. Tears fill your eyes, and your heart feels like it’s shrinking. You blink hard and watch the tears fall to the ground, and sink into the carpet, leaving tiny wet patches. In the silent basement, with your tears splashing and quiet weeps being the only sound, you heard immediately as Kai walked down the stairs, but you didn’t dare to look up at him, knowing that he would never console you. Although you knew Kai very well, and knew that he didn’t really have a soft side, you couldn’t help but feel comforted by his presence, and when he sits down next to you on the couch, you look up at him and put your arms around him. But as usual, he leans away from the hug and holds your wrists. He lays them gently on your lap and looks at you, with slight concern in his eyes.

“What’s the matter?”, he whispers to you.

“I’m worried that you’ll leave me…for somebody better”, you reply, trying to keep your cries at bay, knowing Kai can’t stand sniffling and sobbing.

“Somebody better”, he echoed.

“Somebody w-with views like yours… somebody you could talk to better than you can with me”

“You’re scared I’ll leave you for somebody with views like mine”

“I mean… I know you’re not dating me for my views and they’re n-not that important but…maybe”, you explain yourself. Though Kai wasn’t saying anything new, repeating your sad words to you made you realize how they sounded.

“I know it’s unreasonable”, you continue, “But I’m insecure”. He hums listening to you and shakes his head slowly, watching you wipe your tears. Ever since dating Kai, you always felt like you needed validation from him for everything. Even the way you felt. So, despite him not asking, you go on mumbling about your insecurities.

“I know y-you love me but- ”, you hesitate. You look up at him with your sad pleasing eyes and he gives you a loving and reassuring smile. You look into his eyes and whisper, “no buts”. He smiles wider at you and puts his arm around you.

“I knew there was no reason for me to intervene”, he says softly and cups your cheek. “You talked yourself out of it, all by yourself”. He rubs your tears with his thumb and places a gentle kiss on your forehead. Perhaps Divine Ruler did have a soft side after all.

[therenlover]

How The Evans (+ Quicksilver) Would React To Yoplait’s New Gushers Yogurt

a/n: I don’t honestly know how I came up with this. I guess I just really liked the yogurt I bought (I have big Gilear Faeth vibes rn) and decided I wanted to share it with all the Evans and you guys. I hope you enjoy and, like, maybe go buy some if you’re intrigued.

Warnings: Mild language, very small non-graphic mention of murder, recreational drug usage (Tate is a stoner, sue me)

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Tate Langdon

Because he died as a teen in the early 90′s, Tate would be a big fan of the types of crazy, super processed and flashy snacks that came out of that era.

Tate pretty much lived on 3D Doritos and Crystal Pepsi before his death. He still misses Dunkaroos.

He also has the biggest appetite of any ghost in the house because when he smokes he gets phantom munchies, so he sneaks into the kitchen and steals snacks to fulfill his cravings.

His first encounter with gushers yogurt would be on a snack run for the two of you while you were both zooted to high hell. 

He would return almost entirely snackless, fully fixated on the little yellow cup in his hand. 

“What the hell is this?” “Uh, yogurt?” “No, it’s not just yogurt, it’s weird!”

You’d finally look up from your place on the bed to find Tate in the doorway, red eyed, giving the yogurt cup a thousand yard stare.

Tate would be extremely confused because as far as he knew gushers were filled fruit snacks and definitely did NOT belong inside yogurt.

“Does it have gushers in it or something? Because that sounds awful,” “Kind of? It’s like... well, it would be easier to show you than to explain it. Did you bring a spoon?”

Of course he hadn’t.

When he did return with a spoon the two of you shared it.

Unsurprisingly, Tate didn’t hate it. It was a little weird, but overall it reminded him of the rare good times he had when he was still alive and the house hadn’t fully sunk it’s claws into him yet.

His favorite flavor is green apple. It just matches his vibe. 

Kit Walker

Kit is a man with pretty old fashioned values. He’s the kind of person who believes that he should be able to provide for his family so you don’t have to work. He also thinks it’s important for you to spend time with the kids because he’s gone at work so much.

This whole situation combined with the fact that money was a little tight led to you taking Thomas and Julia with you whenever you had to run errands and they weren’t at school.

One such time you were grocery shopping. That’s when they found the gushers yogurt.

 Kids have an eye for sweet things. Any food labelled like a dessert will make them go crazy, even if it’s just a flavored yogurt. 

In the end you bought a few. They were cheap enough that they didn’t make a huge difference to your budget and they were perfect to go in the kids lunches. 

Only the next morning did you realize that when you got the kids their yogurts you forgot to get Kit his own plain ones to put in his lunch. You mulled over your options and, in the end, decided to give Kit one of the gushers ones in his lunch pail for work. it’s just flavored yogurt, what could go wrong?

A lot, apparently.

At around lunch time you got a call from Kit at the shop.

“Mrs. Walka’, I believe I might have picked up the wrong lunch today,”

You’d immediately ask him what was wrong before remembering the yogurt.

“Nope, that’s yours Kit,” “Sweetheart, you’re killing me,” “Did I forget a spoon?”

Kit would explain, after some laughter, that the guys at the auto shop were giving him shit about the ‘kids yogurt’ in his lunch.

If you tried to apologize he’d stop you. It was all the same to him, he just wanted to make sure he hadn’t taken one of the kid’s lunches accidentally.

You’d laugh about it later as a bright spot in what ended up to be a long and tedious day for the both of you.

Besides that one occasion Kit wouldn’t eat gushers yogurt often, but sometimes if he was home during breakfast he’d have a cup of it with his cereal or toast.

He’s a fan of the classics, so his favorite flavor is tropical punch.

Kyle Spencer

Before his death, Kyle wouldn’t have any strong feelings towards gushers yogurt besides liking that it was a cheap snack that went on sale a lot.

As a broke college student with a calcium deficiency, he would appreciate it for what it was, a sweet means to an end.

After his death, though, it would be a different story.

Franken-Kyle had to re-learn all of his basic life skills from the ground up after the accident, which meant chewing food and not choking weren’t things he knew how to do automatically

In the time while he still couldn’t eat by himself, you fed him a lot of yogurt.

Most of the time it was cheaper and more pleasant that the baby food or health puree alternatives. It also was a food he had eaten pretty regularly when he was alive, so you thought it might make him happy to have some sense of normalcy in his new world.

He enjoyed the gushers yogurt particularly for a few reasons.

For one, it had fun colors! The bright reds, blues, and greens were entertaining and more mentally stimulating than the normal neutral colors of his food. It was also sweet, kind of like a dessert instead of a meal.

The big selling point, though, was the popping bubbles inside.

For a while after his death all Kyle ate were smooth semi-liquid foods he couldn’t possibly choke on while he re-learned how to feed himself. Gushers yogurt, though, had little popping bubbles that added texture while also not being large enough to choke on.

It was a win-win for both of you.

Even once Kyle had regained his ability to chew and eat normally, he still liked to have gushers yogurt with his breakfast.

“Bu...bbles,” “Huh?” “I want....bubbles” “Oh! You want the yogurt with the bubbles, Ky? I’ll get it in a second,” 

He wouldn’t have the words to express it, but the real reason Kyle likes gushers yogurt and continues to eat it is that it reminds him of you and the time you spent together while you taught him how to live again. 

His favorite is blue raspberry by a large margin. He enjoys tropical punch too, but he dislikes green apple.

Jimmy Darling

Jimmy has very few opinions when it comes to food. To him, eating is just something he has to do to keep himself alive and performing, so he doesn’t put much thought into what and when he eats, even at the diner.

When you first met him, he was barely eating one good meal a day just because he was so busy. 

So, one of the things you started to do when you and Jimmy got closer was bring him little snacks throughout the day he could eat quickly to keep him going.

They weren’t huge things, just an apple here and a sandwich there, but Jimmy really appreciated you putting in the effort to search him out and keep him healthy.

 The gushers yogurt would be introduced, once again, because it’s super inexpensive. 

You were out shopping for Jimmy’s snacks when you found it on sale, 20 for $10. It was a great deal, and Jimmy’s diet was severely lacking in calcium, so you bought a bunch of different flavors and brought one to him as a trial-run the next day after a performance.

“Hey dollface, you got something for me?” “I just might,” 

Only after he swept you up into a crushing hug would you be able to offer him the yogurt, which he’d take gratefully and eat in less than a minute. 

You took this as a good sign, and ended up buying some for Jimmy whenever it was on sale.

He asked you about why you bought them once and you genuinely couldn’t give him an answer. You just thought they were an easy snack and found they were on sale a lot more often than other things were.

Jimmy doesn’t have a favorite flavor, but if you asked him he’d just respond with whatever your favorite was.

James Patrick March

James Patrick March doesn’t usually have strong feelings about trivial things. As a serial killer and a ghost, small strange details of life in the 21st century just aren’t important enough for him to care about. Even modern foods with all of their artificial dyes and preservatives don’t tend to bother him. Well, all except one...

He fully believes that gushers yogurt is the worst, most evil thing that man has ever created in history, including himself.

It is entirely irrational how much he hates it.

The weirdest part is that he doesn’t mind how it tastes, he just has a random grudge against it by principle.

The first time he saw it was after Liz picked some up for you while she was out getting some groceries for the hotel.

James had come into the habit of asking you to make him grocery lists so the hotel had foods you enjoyed ever since the hoover stew incident. This time you had asked for something sweet you could eat as a snack between meals. Liz ended up picking out the gushers yogurts along with a few other little snacks

When you ran down to the kitchen to help Liz and Iris put the groceries away you grabbed a cup and ended up taking it upstairs so you could eat something while you were reading in bed.

It just so happens that James was finishing up with some office work and walked into your room right as you ate a spoonful of the bright blue yogurt. 

He was, to say the very least, concerned. 

Why was it that color? Food is not supposed to be that color???? And what were those little lumps?

While he fussed over your health, you held out your spoon and offered him a bite. He was skeptical at first, and his fears were only confirmed when he accepted the bite.

His delicate 1920′s tastebuds couldn’t take it.

“Darling, how do you eat that slop?” “James, it’s just yogurt!” “That is not yogurt, it’s an affront to the universe,”

Never one to back down in the face of James, you asked Liz to keep buying them every time she went out for groceries

Things were quiet until, a few months later, you found James standing over a recent kill eating a gushers yogurt.

“Darling, this isn’t what it looks like,” “I think it’s exactly what it looks like,” “There wasn’t anything else in the fridge,” “James, you’re dead. You don’t have to eat,” “...drat,”

James is adamant that he doesn’t have a favorite flavor because he hates it.... but its actually tropical punch.

Rory Monahan 

Rory normally wouldn’t feel any which way about gushers yogurt.

Don’t get me wrong, he’s a goof and has nothing against eating fun little dessert yogurt, there’s just no reason for him or you to buy and eat it.

But if he got a brand deal with Yoplait to advertise it?

Count him in.

You’re eating gushers yogurt with every meal while he vlogs.

Breakfast? Yup. Lunch? Yup. Dinner? Yup.

Oh, you’re getting a snack? Well the only snack Rory bought when he ran out to the store is gushers yogurt. 

It’s all over his social media.

He ends up becoming the face of Yoplait and does quite a few primetime commercials, which surprisingly help out with his career. Think what Shaq is the The General Auto Insurance. 

“Now with new popping bubbles that gush with roarin’ fruity flavor,” “pffffft!” “What! It’s paying our bills!” 

Despite being surrounded by gushers yogurt, Rory wouldn’t actually have a favorite flavor. Once you eat that much yogurt it all tastes exactly the same.

Kai Anderson

Kai... well Kai is a tough one, as usual.

He’s not someone who likes to be perceived as weak, and what’s weaker than a man who’s seen eating flavored yogurt made for kids?

Well, a lot of things, but Kai’s toxic masculinity doesn’t let him see that.

In his eyes, gushers yogurt is simply not befitting of the divine ruler.

If you were close enough to him to offer some in a private moment, he’d probably find some way to use it in a weird, extended metaphor about the world in the hopes of manipulating you.

“In this world there’s people like me, like this yogurt, and people like you, fragile bubbles waiting to burst and spread your issues to the people who can still be saved. People like me cushion-” “Oh shut up and eat your yogurt, Kai,” 

Kai doesn’t have a favorite flavor, but kind of like James he’s only being pretentious. Who knew divine rulers are above picking favorite flavors?

Peter Maximoff

Peter would be the most on-board of anybody on the gushers yogurt trend. Like, even more on board than Kyle. 

This man uses a loooot of energy while he’s running around, so he needs super sugary foods like twinkies to be around for his inevitable snackfests at random hours of the day.

He also loves junk food. At one point you started wondering whether the X-gene prevented Peter from getting cavities, because he eats more sugar than anybody else you know. 

You like to go shopping with Peter because it keeps him from stealing (well, keeps him from stealing as much, but that’s beside the point) and even though he acts like a literal child whenever you make him come with you, he appreciates slowing down and spending time doing something you like.

Usually he gets bored easily in the “healthy food” aisles at the grocery store, meaning anything that isn’t the soda, chips, or snack aisles, but during a random trip to the store he suddenly rushed off out of your sight while you were in the dairy aisle picking up cottage cheese.

When he came back a second later, his arms were full of yogurt.

“Peter, what are you doing?” “Have you seen these? Look at the flavors! They have starburst, and key lime pie, and gushers with popping beads!!!! Popping! Beads!”

You would try to insist that he didn’t need to buy that much yogurt, especially because he hadn’t tried it before and didn’t know if he’d like it, but Peter would give you his world famous puppy dog eyes and you’d give in. 

From then on he’d have gushers yogurt (and starburst yogurt, to be honest) in his mini-fridge most of the time.

You didn’t mind. Technically it was healthier than his twinkie addiction, so as long as your speedster was getting calcium in his diet you weren’t about to complain.

He probably has stronger bones than Wolverine with all the yogurt he eats.

His favorite flavor is green apple, but he’d say it’s blue raspberry to go with his aesthetic. 

[the-meme-monarch]

no sweet cap’n cakes in the newsletter. sacrificial spamton

[glowup-ing]

6/7 if I did this everyday I would probably not feel like a lazy shit

•wake up and watch a positive change video

_ manifest happiness and healthiness

•drink a cup of lemon water

•make tea and drink it

•take a morning walka

•protein smoothie

•ride low impact 45 min on bike

•ab workout

•go out/do something with outward energy

•check phone and package items to sell

•socialize

•make caffeinated drink

•eat lunch

•take digestion walk LOL

•work out: HIIT cardio and heavy strength

•rest and socialize

•snack

•dance/work

•dinner

•walk dog

•phone TV

•go to bed

[davesdailyfinds]

2022 Ford Maverick Review!!

David: What's up? Hey, it's David here again with another video. Today, I have something awesome. I'm so excited to finally have one of these trucks to show off, been wanting to do a longer video on one of them for a while. This one was just bought by a coworker and great friend, Aaron Rogers. Aaron, thank you so much for letting me use your truck to do a quick video. But this is a Maverick XLT, two-liter EcoBoost engine. This is an all-wheel drive. It's an awesome little truck. This thing is mid-$20,000 range. You just can't beat it. Ford is going to crush it with these trucks. Without further ado, let's do a little walk around. I'll show you everything about this little truck. Thank you. David: All right. Here it is. This is the all-new '22 Ford Maverick. This color is iconic silver. They make them in tons of different colors. One of them, on the other side of that Mercedes there, is carbonized gray, another common color. But this one is an XLT, so mid-level trim. You get a little bit nicer wheels, nicer interior. But the thing about the Maverick that's just so awesome is the price point, and versatility, and what it's able to do. Every single one of them are a SuperCrew unibody design. David: You still got tow hitch down there: four-pin and your seven-pin. There's your bed. It's a four bed... excuse me, four and a half foot bed when the tailgate is up. Then, it extends out to six feet when the tailgate is down. There's a little storage cubby in there. You can undo that; fit a little bit more goodies inside. Everything is pre-wired. You can do another brake light or whatever you want to do back here. Bottle opener, when you're cracking open a cold one after you sign the paperwork to come buy your new Ford Maverick. Crack open a cold one to celebrate when you get back home. David: This tailgate comes just above my knees. It's nice to not have to have a big old truck to climb up in and out of. You still get a backup camera. This particular one is all-wheel drive. You can get them an allwheel drive or front-wheel drive, or you can get it with the hybrid engine. That is front-wheel drive only with the hybrid. They designed this to allow for bigger water bottles and things to fit in here. Handle: it looks totally different than anything I've ever seen, but it's really useful. Looking in the back, it's a smalllooking truck from the outside, but it has plenty of room. David: Check this out: storage all day long back here. Pull this strap, and it folds down. I want to get in here. Charging options. This is cool right here. They have 3D printer designs where you can make your own cup holders and different accessories. You can 3D print and stick it right in there. Ford is really going above and beyond to make these things as useful and versatile as possible no matter who's buying them. David: This is pretty cool. It goes all the way back to the corner of the door. It can stick even more stuff back there. You got power-folding mirrors and, of course, power mirrors. All four windows are powered. This one's equipped with the optional Ford Co-Pilot360 where you can see the blind-spot monitoring in the mirrors. This one has the upgraded tow package, the 4,000-pound tow package. You get your trailer This transcript was exported on Nov 04, 2021 - view latest version here. All-New 2022 Ford Maverick Review!! (Video Walka... (Completed 11/04/21) Transcript by Rev.com Page 2 of 2 brake. Again, that's an option. Part of the XLT is the cool orange styling here. I think Ford is secretly a Tennessee orange fan. David: Hopping in here. This is a base XLT. You can upgrade a little bit more options like adaptive cruise, and heated seats, and heated steering wheel. This one does not have it. But get in, and it fires right up. This screen here: fully Android and Apple CarPlay enabled, Bluetooth, of course. You got your FordPass Connect, where you can connect your phone and the vehicle together to do all kinds of cool stuff. Automatic, over-the-air updates. Down here, you got a phone holder. You can also prop your phone up right here. Cup holders: every one of these has a dial shifter. You got your brake hold, auto-stop-start, traction control. You have your different drive modes here. David: This looks like a marble top. It's plastic, of course. But it looks marble. It's just an overall great truck. Let's look in here at the window sticker to give you an idea of the price point. A lot of people could use this truck. You don't have to spend 50 grand on a giant truck anymore. You can just spend anywhere from 20 to low 30,000. This particular one is 28,485. That is with destination delivery and the couple of options that are on here. David: Full warranty from Ford. You also get our Lifetime Powertrain Warranty here at Ted Russell Ford that we include as well. Price point is hard to beat. If you don't need a full-size truck, you definitely need to give the Maverick a shot, all while getting 30 miles per gallon, highway in about 25 in the city. It's just a great truck; super excited that they're finally starting to roll out. I can't wait to, of course, sell these. I do like selling cars. David: But thanks for checking out this video. If you have any questions, please text me. My phone number in the description, it's 865-679-0322. I know this video is a little longer, but I'm just excited to show off the Maverick. If you have any questions, please reach out to me. I'd love to earn your business. I love doing this job. I'll help you in any way I can. Please like the video and subscribe. My goal is to grow the channel. I'm just now starting out. But I want to use it as a tool to educate as well as grow my business. Thank you for checking this out. Hope you have a great day. Thanks so much.

[thornrings]

i feel like you all forgot about cup walka

[517goldknight]

Neobiontomania: Plasmasper

Profil w komputerze:

Typ: Metal/Plazma

Charakter: Neutralny 

Rozmiar: 2,2 m

Ludzkie pochodzenie: Nie wiadomo 

Rozumny: Tak

Typ ciała: Opancerzony, metaliczny humanoid

Systematyka: nieokreślona

Zdolności: Plazmowe pociski, siła, wytrzymałość 

Naturalna broń: Plazmowe ostrze

Anatomia

Wysoki humanoid z głową wyglądającą jak hełm garnczkowy z kolcem jak na pikielhaubie i z mniejszymi kolcami na brodzie (kobiety nie mają kolców na brodzie ani tego wielkiego kolca na czubku głowy, ale za to mają drobne kolce na ciemieniu i potylicy). Poza elementami opancerzonymi skóra jest niebieska.

Zachowanie

Wierny swoim towarzyszom, jego życie to głównie walka

Środowisko

Istota cywilizowana, więc żyje głównie w miastach - nie tylko ludzkich, ale i własnych.

Zdolności:

Zwiększona odporność na plazmę, wysoka siła fizyczna, strzelanie pociskami plazmowymi (miecz stanowi dodatkowo katalizator tej ostatniej umiejętności).

Słabości:

Jak wiele Neobiontów Plazmy jest wrażliwy na obrażenia elektryczne.

Pokarm:

Wszystkożerni, jak ludzie

Etymologia

Od "plazmy" i łacińskiego słowa "asper" - "ostry", "twardy", "poważny", "surowy".

Znane przykłady

Plasmasper Wendella

Translation:

Profile on the computer:

Type: Metal / Plasma

Character: Neutral

Size: 2.2 m

Human Origin: unknown 

Sapient: Yes

Body Type: Armored metallic humanoid

Systematics: unspecified 

Abilities: Plasma missiles, strength, endurance

Natural Weapon: Plasma Blade

Anatomy

A tall humanoid with a head that looks like a cup helmet with a spike like a pickelhaub and smaller chin spikes (women don't have chin spines or that big spike on top of their head, but have tiny spikes on the crown and occiput). Apart from the armored parts, the skin is blue.

Behavior

Faithful to his comrades, his life is mostly a struggle.

Environment

A civilized being, so he lives mainly in cities - not only human, but also his own.

Abilities:

Increased resistance to plasma, high physical strength, shooting plasma projectiles (the sword is also a catalyst for the latter skill).

Weaknesses:

How many Plasma Neobionts are vulnerable to electrical damage.

Food:

Omnivorous, like humans

Etymology

From the word "plasma" and Latin word "asper" - "sharp", "hard".

Known examples

Wendell's Plasmasper

[przemyslenianieznanegosportowca]

Mój mega poważny ton i argumentacja kolorytu emocji przed Mistrzostwami Polski SPAS oraz sportowej walki nożem! 😁🤺🎤

A tak na poważnie to z powagi tylko ton na nagraniu pozostał, aby komediowo odegrać rolę interpretatora: Wszystkim nam się udzieliły emocje z uwagi na status, rangę zawodów... Zrobiły swoje..😙👍🧐.

Chęć wgranej przewyższyła nad chęcią zabawy tej dotychczasowej! 😂🎤👊👍🤺

Zrobiło się poważnie bo w oczy zajrzała nam RYWALIZACJA – i dobrze bo to szczególny budulec rozwoju w tym umiejętności na treningu! 😏😇🤭👺👌

YouTube:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CbwHX4_20ac

Spotify:

https://open.spotify.com/episode/2HaWkrZRtBRcg8t7vefSte

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