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PENIS BLAST

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OUAT 2X04: Rewatch Blog

I’M HERE! I’M FINALLY HERE! IT’S EPISODE 2X04 AND I’M HERE!

It’s time to join the rewatch over at @watchingfairytales and I’m so excited! I’m not sure if I’ll be doing full episode logs for every episode, but I will for the major ones, at least - and I think Hook’s first episode (and my excited arrival in the rewatch!) deserves a log post! So let’s go!

Heeeeeeey, we got Leroy whump. Who’s excited?!?!

What, nobody? Nobody’s excited for Leroy whump? Geez, tough crowd. Nah, I’m kidding. I didn’t even realize it was whump until somewhere in the next scene. That’s how excited I was by it.

I got some bad news for ya, Belle. This is basically going to be your primary plotline on this show for, like, the next 5 seasons. And then you die.

That is some cheap-ass dollar store gold thread there.

IT’S COLIN. GUYS, IT’S COLIN. DFHAKSDLASFSFSGJL.

I forgot how fucking electrifying villainous Hook is when you’re just... watching the scenes in their entirety.

I mean, you see GIFs and caps and clips of these scenes countless times, but the whole performance played out all together is just...

JFC, just take my entire panty drawer, you fucking menace.

Hold on. Making GIFs. This is important shit right here.

We got some Rumple whump, some Hook wickedness.

Colin’s face.

“A man unwilling to fight for what he wants deserves what he gets.”

IT’S THE MAGICAL BUTT OF LEATHER AND WISHES

...that’s not a dwarf. That’s a MAN, baby.

Seriously, this is probably my favorite David scene. I’m a simple woman.

SMEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Okay... I see why people ship Belle and Ruby. That was a meet-cute.

Ahhhh... the birth of Belle/Library T_T So poetic!

...aaaaaaaaand she’s whumped.

These cobblestones look so fake, but Colin makes such beautiful angsty faces in this scene. Better make some GIFs. For science.

*throws an Emmy at his face* OH GOD, NO, I DIDN’T MEAN IT

“Ahahaha... who?” You fuuuuuuuucking idiot XD

And suddenly we’re on a european cooking show. “Like-a de fish!”

Oh gosh, that’s a scary face.

Hahaha, David’s so fucking done with answering his front door and finding Rumple on the other side. It’s like it happens all the time.

“Oh, sure, come on in. I wasn’t doing anything. It’s not like you’re evil.”

I wish they’d kept up this NopeTP. I love them together in this episode <3

BATTLE CRY COLIN IS BORN

Swashbuckling. Badass Ballerina Hook. Ships passing in the night. Wait, what. That’s an unfortunate parallel to later episodes, haha.

Oh, we’re bowling!

“Go on. I’m ready for the sword.” That flinch. YES.

WHUMPWHUMPWHUMPWHUMPWHUMPWHUMPWHUMP

Oh, look. It’s Lucy and Ethel on the case.

“How does that work?”

It’s becoming very clear to me why Milah chose to leave this man.

WHUMPWHUMPWHUMPWHUMPWHUMPWHUMPWHUMP

True story: an angel gets its wings every time Colin’s voice breaks up.

It’s twue love!!! T_T I mean Captain Floor, BTW.

“You can smell her?” DON’T LOOK SO FUCKING SCANDALIZED, YOU GOLD-SCALED IMPISH DARK ONE WITH EVIL MAGICAL POWERS.

This show, haha.

Look at Ruby sniff that thing. Is it called Red Book? I might ship it now.

Can Meghan Ory sneeze on command? Does she put that on her CV?

I had a pair of shoes just like that. Almost broke my ankles a million times. Walking in platforms is so awkward. Driving in them is impossible.

I just really want to punch Belle’s dad in the goddamn nose. Talk about a punchable face. This isn’t even a whump thing.

...okay, but this is a whump thing. Look at the guy taking Killian’s hand to help him aboard the Jolly, and his stumble off the gangplank. Gosh, I’m gonna have to make more GIFs.

THIS WHOLE SCENE.

HOOK’S THEME SOOOOOOOOOONG

Oh, look. Handcuffs. Eh. Not feeling ‘em so much, though.

YOU TELL ‘EM, BELLE. TELL ‘EM ALL. It’s cool the first time, but less cool the 345th time :/ I wish they’d done more with her character.

I wish they’d done more with this ship, whatever it’s called.

Belle x Library for the win! It’s twue love!!!

This Rumbelle scene is really sweet, and I love it, but again, knowing they’re just gonna rehash this conflict for five more years straight kinda ruins it. Aw, shit. Am I gonna have to tag this anti-Rumbelle now? Crap.

Hahaha, a hand wouldn’t make that sound when you set it down. It’s not made of wood. And whose hand is that? Looks like it could be Colin’s. "Hey, new guy. Come stick your hand over here.” ACTING IS SO GLAMOROUS, GUYS.

Wait. Would that make him officially a hand actor now?

...oh no. Such an obvious switch to a fake hand. And why? Just to show us the truncated wrist? It wasn’t worth it, guys. That was jarring. I’m jarred.

Mmmmmm. Beautiful angst and sadness on the high seas.

Gagged Smee. Why all this bondage for people I don’t care about seeing bound in this episode? Aim that bondage budget at the guy in the leather coat.

Speaking of which: Swiiiiiiiiiiiiiish. My favorite jacket swish there. This episode has so much good stuff in it.

Oh! Oh! Time for- “Neverland!” Heeeeeeeeeeeeeeee :D

Dun dun-dun dun dun DUUUUUUN!

Oh, hi dollar store gold thread.

“Where is he?” I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR HIM FOR OVER A SEASON.

Me too, Rumple. Me too.

The way she’s sauntering. Haha. Get it, girl.

“Sparkly dirt. Wonderful.” Still one of the best things he’s ever said XD

DRAMATIC NOISE! ROLL CREDITS!!!

PEW! PEW! PEW!!!!

Well, that was my inaugural liveblog post for the OUAT Rewatch!!! Come join me and others in reliving all the fun of OUAT from the beginning (well, not quite the beginning, in this particular case ;)) - there will be GIFs (Killian, whump, and Killian whump), some humor posts, some reblogs... and lots of fun!

Block “ouat rewatch” if you don’t want to see these posts. Also, whump followers can keep blocking “not whxmp” (or start blocking it) to not see any unwhumpy humor/commentary/meta posts that get made!

TO NEVERLAND! (umm, but not really, that’s next season)