#<- OK fuckit

[jjcocker]

berry + dona cebola

[pissed-whizard]

Any fellow Dorohedoro fans out there?

[ultimateprototype]

hi everyone. this was the worst few hours i have ever witnessed in a fandom ever. what the FUCK was all of that.

[x-heesy]

𝚂𝚠𝚊𝚐 𝚊𝚝𝚝𝚊𝚌𝚔 𝚊𝚕𝚊 𝚕𝚎𝚇

Ooh yeah

Ooh yeah

Ooh yeah

Ooh yeah

(KrissiO!)

I'm back, oh yeah

I'm back, oh yeah

I'm back, oh yeah

Yeah

They say "Fendi, you so different now" (yeah)

I ain't different, I'm just waking now (yeah)

They say "Fendi, you so different now" (yeah)

I ain't change, I just make money now (yeah)

They say "Fendi, you so different now" (yeah)

I ain't different, I'm just waking now (yeah)

They say "Fendi, you so different now" (yeah)

Only difference is my bank account (yeah)

I like that you don't like me (muah)

I like the fact that you don't like me (ooh yeah)

I like the fact that you don't like me (ooh yeah)

I like the fact that you don't like me

I'm getting used to the feeling

Bitch, I like that (I like the fact that you don't like me, muah)

Spend it then I get it right back (Muah)

I'm not famous,

I'm just like that (I like the fact that you don't like me, muah)

I might pull off in a new Jag' (Skrrt)

I don't wait in lines, I don't wait, ain't got no time

But if you wanna talk, then you can wait in line (oh yeah)

No, you is not my kind (hey, muah)

I'm the greatest of all time

They say "Fendi, you so different now" (yeah)

I ain't different, I'm just waking now (yeah)

They say "Fendi, you so different now" (yeah)

I ain't change, I just make money now (yeah)

They say "Fendi, you so different now" (yeah)

I ain't different, I'm just waking now (yeah)

They say "Fendi, you so different now" (yeah)

Only difference is my bank account (yeah)

Tia and Tamera

Wockhardt in my elevator

I'm a Ozzy, not Sharon

Throw money out the terrace

Break her back, like a Kit-Kat

Break my wrist, 'cause my watch fat

I buck before you cock back (oh yeah)

They want that heat, I drop that

I got some Fiji rocks (oh yeah)

I get that ZZ Top (wow wow)

Don't do Louie, only DROPDEAD (wow wow)

Posted, where the guap at?

They say "Fendi, you so different now" (yeah)

I ain't different, I'm just waking now (yeah)

They say "Fendi, you so different now" (yeah)

I ain't change, I just make money now (yeah)

They say "Fendi, you so different now" (yeah)

I ain't different, I'm just waking now (yeah)

They say "Fendi, you so different now" (yeah)

Only difference is my bank account (yeah)

Krissio!

I like the fact that you don't like me (ooh yeah)

I like the fact that you don't like me (ooh yeah)

I like the fact that you don't like me (ooh yeah)

I like the fact that you don't like me

Jirachi by ITSOKTOCRY

@len0r @bixlasagna @bethanythestrange @luna---zylum @frenchpsychiatrymuderedmycnut @bigbonzo @boanerges20 @inbetweenneeds @seanisnothing

[alteredsilicone]

im back in the kitchen baybeyyy and angst is on the menuuuuu

[gemharvest]

Wasn't sure about the pose for this panel buuuuuut I just did something and yeah no this is perfect. YAY

[waloeders]

gm i am absolutely shattered. i don't even know why im just exhausted today j hope work doesn't need me cuz im abt to fall back to sleep just typing this out jeez

[just-jammin]

Beans is how

yes i love how beans is

[jewish-space-laser]

RIP CAMILLE L’ESPANAYE

[pocket-deer-boy]

Ok fuckit pick a number from 1 to 100. Put it in my ask box. And i’ll show you what song on my youtube music wrapped thing it corresponds to

[tearwolfe]

ok hi im not following you but i see u around so much cus my moots love wansho and u sure do post a lot of ruikasa and. look im not that big of a fan of rks at all and ur art style isnt even really my vibe (no offense! its still super good just not for me) but! holy shit i love their vibes. like whatever dynamic you have going on for rks its just peak. keep going youre doing great

sorry i kind of hijacked the ruikasa tag.. i think there might be something wrong with me! but fuckit we ball..

and thank you!! i love playing with the already silly dynamic they have in canon. i just make them more painful to witness.

[sillystupidgayartkid]

ok, fuckit, @gravyhoney inspired me to do this

NINJAGO OC QUESTION!!! what / who do they love the most?

it can be a person, a hobby, a philosophy, or even an item!

[peggy-uwu]

ok liveblogging watching the new episode because I'm insane

omf omg omg

this doesn't feel real

HES SO CUTE

omg what is this opening

OMG???

it has the old season vibes right at the beginning

the imagery??!?????

SEBASTIAN THE MAN THAT YOU ARE

I'm vibing with this op so much it's so fucking metal

giant fire monster??? please don't go off plot omg I'm worried now

ok the moon skull was cool

BISCUIT MY SHOUJO BABY GIRLIE I LOVE YOU

of course he's almost late

"first impressions are crucial, I must focus" *immediately fucks it up*

Redmond the beautiful woman that you are

REMOND RHE BEAUTIDUL WOMAN THAT YOU ARE

violet the beautiful woman that you are

REDMONSDDDD

waaaaaaah McMillan I love you

McMillan you're so cute 😭😭😭

"BOY UP" 💀💀💀

my poor son

GOSDDDDDDSDDDDDDDDD FUXK SEBASTIAN YOURE SO HOOOOOTTTT

let's take ibuprofen together ass pose

ciel is so sick of him already I love it

HES SO SICK OF HIM

omg stfu ur not funny

oooooh the windows are prettyyyy

Redmond the beauti-

violet my beautiful princess

fuck you zombie bitch die sooner

fucking power rangers ass lineup

LMAO GET FUCKED IDIOT

robot ass movements get away from my son

VIPLET MY PRWRTY PRINCESS

ohhhhhh I missed the title cards 🥹🥹

"drudges" remember what they took from you

ciels "target acquired" ass look when McMillan mentions the tea party ajbsksbdidj

McMillan the puppy that you are

what the fuck is wrong with these students omg

also why are the all either blonde or brunet and sitting next to eachother in pairs of 2

"are we little girls in cliques?" I mean if the dress fits 💀💀💀

stay away from the emo kids 📝📝📝

cheerio GOD

THE POSE AKNSNDKD

oooooooooh the eye is so pretty

OOOOOOOOOOOH SEBASTIAN IS SO PRETTY

I love love love that they feminized him it does wonders for my little lesbian heart

his eyes are so pretty ooooouggh

🦋🦋🦋 <- in my tummy

godddd he's so pretty in the dress

WHAT IS ERONG WITH THESE STIFENTS

DOTN GO NEAR THE GOTH KIDS 📝📝📝📝📝

CHESLOOOOOOCKKKKKKKKKK

cheslock I am in deep romantic love with you

my poor boy he's been jumped like 3 times and it's his second day

make that 4

Sebastian's smug ass fuckin smile I love that he always finds ways to get in ciels way by doing EXACTLY what he's told

ciel I'm gonna kill you what the fuck is that pose

"senpai" I'm dead 💀💀💀

"kawaii boya" 😭😭😭😭😭

but fuck the queen fr like why don't you just fucking walk down there yourself and ask

fuck ur cousin lady

wait don't she's a royal she might actually 💀💀

godddd Sebastian's do prettyyyy

ciel is also really pretty my baby princess I love you

Sebastian's eyelashes go hardf

.THEHAIR SRTIP FALLING

ooooh ending time

ohhhhh the windows for the p4 are so pretty!!!!!

oh the style is different it's so lovely

FALLING FROM THE FUCKING SKY??????

romance is real

ohhhh pretty sky

SWBASTIAN FLYING WITH HIM ROMANCE IS REAL??????

oh god oh god oh god I was going to post this to main but it has to go sideblog now

actually fuckit

it goes main anyways

falling through the sky in the sunset together be so fucking fr with me

ohhhhhh the ed is so pretty gofdd

[darklydeliciousdesires]

Ok, 20 with Tyler Rake please!! I've been on a massive Tyler fix of late, I can't explain it he just does things for me and I know you'll pick a fantastic second!! Thankyou🥰😍😘

Ugh, mate. I have agonised over this, who to put in as the second, how the fuck I make it - even as fantasy - vaguely plausible. I decided to just say fuckit and go for what I thought you'd enjoy the most!

Slight smut below the cut, minors DNI!

He said to meet him in California, where he intended to celebrate your birthday with you. For once, it was nice to actually have him available for such, even if it did mean you had to travel.

"Room 167. Meet me there at 6pm. Love you, babe x."

You were on your way down the hallway of the hotel he said to meet him at, quietly fizzing with anticipation over seeing him again, since he'd been out there for a month at that point. You were used to longer absences, but this time excited since you got to spend unlimited time with him for the foreseeable, Tyler purposefully not taking on any other jobs for a time, all so he could spend some quality time with you.

Room 163, 164, 165, 166, and there you are, knocking the door of 167.

"Come in," you hear him call from the other side, opening the heavy door to see him sitting on the bed, looking good enough to eat. "There's my baby. We’ve been waiting for you. Now, take your clothes off and come over here.”

"Erm, we?" You begin, looking perplexed.

He smirks, leaning forward a little. "Yeah. Me and your birthday present."

Just then, you feel two hands stroke down your arms, the seemingly innocuous action making you jump. Turning around, you see a tall, blonde guy with gorgeous, piercing blue eyes smiling at you, looking you up and down with a lascivious smirk.

"Hey, darlin'," he begins, his grin widening. "I'm Jax, the guy who hired your old man here for a job I didn't want blowing back on my club. I guess it's my turn to do a job for him now, not that it'll be anything like work, though, getting to play with something as damned fine as you."

You always told Tyler you'd love to have a threesome one day, him and another man, your guy definitely confident enough in himself and secure enough in your relationship to make that happen for you. He reaches out, lifting your chin as he leans down, placing a kiss upon your lips, his mouth leaving a scorching path down to your jaw and over your neck, just as you feel Tyler's bulk press into you from behind.

"What was that I said about getting undressed?" he asks, his hands clutching your waist.

You grin, licking your top lip, Jax beginning to slide the straps of your dress down. "Well, I know it's my birthday, but how about I be the gift you guys unwrap, hmm?"

"Fair." he mumbles, his mouth pressing at the side of your neck, Jax's teeth biting onto your nipple through the thin lace of your bra, his hand coming up between your legs to cup at the warmth of your sex.

Happy birthday to you, baby.

[epersonae]

the cooking project - microwave mug brownie

ok, it's the most least recipe (well, no: formulas for various instant pot foods are the most least of all my recipe cards), but today was kind of a challenging day if I'm being honest, in a challenging week, and I made this for myself as a little treat and thought, eh fuckit this counts too for this project.

I found this via a search online at some point I think in the winter of 2018-19, in a Sad Time, or possibly early 2019 after I moved into the Yellow House? Definitely a time when I lived alone and wasn't baking. I tried several "microwave mug" whatever recipes and this is the one I liked the best.

Recipe text, transcribed

Microwave Mug Brownie

3 tbsp flour 3 tbsp brown sugar 3 tbsp cocoa 3 tbsp oil 3 tbsp water pinch salt 1/2 tsp vanilla 2 tsp chocolate chips

60 seconds in microwave

In which I am a Very Precise Person

I love this because most of the measures are 3 tablespoons; I always put in a "scant tablespoon" of chocolate chips instead of the 2 teaspoons because then I can just reuse the tablespoon measure and it's not that much difference.

Everything goes in order so I don't have to clean the tablespoon measure except for the chocolate chips. Also, stir the dry ingredients before adding the wet ingredients, it mixes better that way.

It's kind of ugly and a little heavy but I like it

(yes, that is an MIT mug. 1000 years ago, which is to say probably in 1999 or 2000, I got sent to MA for a work training, some fundraising database that my employer at the time was switching to. got to do a tiny bit of sightseeing, ended up in the MIT gift shop, bought this (for my ex, ironically, but it ended up in my things), a magnet, and a t-shirt. it is the perfect size and shape for the microwave brownie. I did not go back to MA until 2019.)

[annieqattheperipheral]

Ok fuckit make every arena pick an instrument and do vibes only anthems

Anaheim has clearly called electric guitar