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aorish · 2 years ago
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Hey let's do a picture of a lion in Stable Diffusion:
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Oh, those kinda look like the same lion, though huh? I think I know that guy, actually. That's that movie lion, right?
What if I...
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Okay still similar, but there's an improvement. Let's add some more general negative prompts that will hit a lot more of those and fewer pictures of other lions:
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Hmmm! HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!
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Hey y'know what'd be a cool feature for stable diffusion 3? maybe some more deduplication of the training data. That'd be really nice.
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detroitbecomeonline · 2 years ago
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What’s your favourite line from the game?
Do one for Markus, one for Kara and one for Connor. And maybe an honorary one for a character of your choosing 😌😌
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM let me think...
Markus: They've been butchering each other for centuries over the color of their skin or whatever god they wanted to worship. They're not going to change. Violence is just in their genes.
(My heart ached. Androids and violence and.. my poor robots.... he just.. wanted peace ;__;)
Kara: I know. I don't trust him either... We have to be careful.
(This is said to Alice at Zlatko's and it's more of the voice acting for me! And also that an adult is taking stock in what a child is saying also makes me happy lol)
Connor: Your sense of duty, Lieutenant. And the cost of repairs if you damage me. For your information, I'm worth a small fortune.
(I find the ego funny lmao)
But my FAVOURITE line(s) from the game come from this interaction, my favourite being Hank's:
Connor: Is there anything you'd like to know about me? Hank: Hell, no... Well, yeah, um... why did they make you look so goofy and give you that weird voice? Connor: CyberLife androids are designed to work harmoniously with humans. Both my appearance and voice were specifically designed to facilitate my integration. Hank: Well, they fucked up.
(This exchange literally changed my negative opinion of Hank to a Hank-supporter in 0-100.)
Thank you for the ask! <3
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norfre · 1 year ago
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Y'all think it's a red flag that the guy interviewing me for an animal care position told me he has little to no animal care experience
Possibly the end of my unemployed era 2day
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boo-moved · 11 months ago
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KOMI!! 3, 13, and 38 !!
HEHE THANKIES
How do they put themselves to bed at night (reading, singing, thinking?)
Bold of you to assume he sleeps.... but typically he jus thinks and stares up at the ceiling before rolling over to sleep on his stomach. Sometimes he fidgets with things to help.................... but theres also drinking and [redacted] to sleep.
How do they deal with an itch found in a place they can’t quite reach?
This happens a lot with their scales, typically they find a tree or a rough area to scratch on, or their nails (Gale has stopped this) they have sharp nails.
What memory do they revisit the most often?
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, not sure, maybe its the firs time they got burnt for failing Marsus?
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nyaruhodou · 3 years ago
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4 and 5!
4- if you could make a spinoff of any anime, what would it be?
hmmmmmmm. hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm. this is hard. i guess maybe a spinoff of death parade showcasing the other arbiters
5- top 5 animes
1. samurai flamenco 2. hunter x hunter 3. gellan shoujo nozaki kun 4. a place further than the universe 5. barakamon
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Clue 1: I am a mutual
Clue 2: Gay
Clue 3: Lots of fandoms
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Ok i can work this out maybe
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freshairandspearmint · 5 years ago
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10 Questions, 10 People
@daretodoourduty tagged me in this (loved the answers to your questions), so lo, I am answering the questions she deigned to ask! And maybe I’ll have thought of 10 questions by the time I’m done, wouldn’t that be something.
1. What is your favorite thing to talk about?
I have gone on.....many........public speeches about Jesus-related things. You want to get me going, anything vaguely related to Jesus. I will go.
(unless it is something I don’t know the answer to, in which case I will say, “idk.”)
2. Do you have a big family or a small one?
Immediate family is small, but both of my parents had like four siblings, and then my grandpa on my dad’s side had like eight, so it branches out reallyyyyyy quickly.
3. What is a story you always tell people?
Depends on the crowd
Sometimes it’s my brother getting his foot stuck in the toilet
Sometimes it’s how I met my husband
Sometimes it’s when I got into a stranger’s car in England
Sometimes it’s when, by all rights, we should’ve gotten lost in residential Paris
Sometimes it’s when we got on the wrong train in Germany, and then accidentally (miraculously) ended up on the right one
I think those ones are the ones I cycle through most. *shrug*
4. Are you a cat person or a dog person? Why?
DOGS. I love cats, and I anticipate owning a cat (especially since husband trends towards being a cat person), but good lord I want a dog. 
5. How tall are you? Do you wish you were taller or shorter?
5′3″, and I am the perfect size for me.
6. What fandoms are you most active in?
Still have a Kingsman fanfic I am working towards finishing, and after that I may take a hiatus? But if y’all haven’t watched Schitt’s Creek yet you should if you can.
7. If you had to consume only one piece of media for the rest of the year, what would it be?
One piece of media like one format or one item?
Format: books, probably. The most peaceful. I can entertain myself the rest of the time.
Book specifically: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm probably The Illuminae Files
8. If you had to be a fantasy race (orc, elf, halfling, etc) which would you be?
Halfling I think 
9. Do you like Indiana Jones? If so, which movie is your favorite?
I like it enough to find them enjoyable, but not to be obsessed with them? And the one where Sean Connery is his dad is the BEST I love it
(this is how much I know about Indiana Jones)
10. How are you feeling today?
Pretty good right now. I wish it would warm up because I have vegetable plants that need to go in big pots and live outside but that sounds like it’ll happen later this week.
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Now, ten questions for ten people...
1. What’s your favourite song right now?
2. What’s the weather like where you are?
3. In what moment were you most proud of yourself?
4. Who do you consider to be your biggest role model?
5. What’s the first thing you’re going to do when all of this is over?
6. What’s your favourite sound?
7. Lake, river, or ocean?
8. Who is one person you’d like to meet?
9. Would you rather go to a movie premiere or the first night of a Broadway show?
10. How are you today?
And I’m gonna tag (oh boy who is hanging out here these days) @shortiemcshortshortz, @derricklogan2, @heldinhishands, @bookwormcheerleader, @thesparrowsong, @jascel, @starfleet-biomedic anddd whoever feels like they want to do this idk just make sure you tag me if you answer them!
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frenchtoastie · 4 years ago
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Darling, you will ABSOLUTELY go down easy and it will have a wonderful side effect of shutting you up, except for all the gorgeous moaning I'm sure you'll be doing. That and it'll give me plenty of time to show you exactly where those problem areas are, I'm sure your neck will be as good as any to wrap my hands around and going from there. Pleasure doing business, as always.
-3- hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm maybe I don’t know whatever.... :P
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mcrmadness · 4 years ago
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I’ve been bit too excited about drawing lately and I’m afraid I need to get myself a new pack of this paper made for drawing comics! I have only two sheets left! And I just got another major idea that I want to do but I’m not exactly sure yet if I should take the risk and try going for more realistic pencil drawing or continue with my comic style. Both could work HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.
Also my sketchbook is starting to run out of pages. It’s A4 size and has 60 sheets and I have bought it... in 2010 WHAT THE FUCK??? But I have had so much art block during all these years that there were probably over 5 years when I didn’t draw anything at all. I got back to drawing at the end of 2018 when I stopped schools and work and got free time for myself only. And in less than 2 years I have filled 27 sheets of this book. And I have drawn on both sides of almost all sheets which makes what, over 50 pages? - but it’s a sketch book so it mainly contains just plots and storyboards for comics and other comic related planning, and sketches where I have practiced drawing something for the comics. But here’s also several drawings in my comic style, I kinda call them as sketches but actually I did spend time on each, probably 1-3 hours/drawing. I see I have only 6 free pages left so if I can find any extra money from myself, I definitely need to go to a bookstore and buy me more of these papers, and a new sketchbook.
But I’m also really really happy about this because I love (and hate...) drawing, it’s something I have done since I was a little kid (basically ever since I could hold a pen) and I have had such a difficult love-hate-relationship with this hobby, and sometimes I’ve felt like naybe I grew up, maybe drawing just isn’t my thing anymore... but I still have always felt the need for drawing and I’m so happy that I seem to finally have ideas for what to draw.
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fourangers · 5 years ago
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Some bad porn can turn out to be good (2/3)
Summary: “Why are you watching porn on broad daylight and…is this…is this a blond guy fucking a japanese man?”
Who would have thought that porn watching could have such enlightening results. NaruSasu, blow job, anal sex, mutual pining without angst, Comedy, Romance, AU working in an advertisement agency. Some InoSaku.
AO3 link | ffnet link
Chapter 1
AN: We might probably get bunch of technical terms inside advertisement agencies since I’m taking advantage that I work in this field ayyy. It won’t take too long. Why did I write an AU related to my work? Errrr…'cuz I'm too lazy to research a job I'm not familiar with? Hohoho . This chapter there’s blow job.
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“We’re going to enter a competition.”
Everyone managed to keep a poker face, even though they were groaning inside.
The CEO of the agency continued his speech. "It's going to be tough, but I swear if we win it's going to be very worthwhile. The client wants to make an annual campaign, aiming to boost the sales by giving prizes to their clients.”
“So it's the usual being part of a club, earning points that converts to goodies thing.” Sasuke muttered.
“Yes…but they also want to use this opportunity to expand their sales to other states. South and South-west is already guaranteed that most grocery stores have their products, so they want to concentrate on Center states, North and North-east. That means they are willing to spend about 1 billion to any ad agency that will get this case. The presentation is scheduled on the next month, where we need to showcase the whole yearly strategy, alongside the Key Visuals within each season and a spreadsheet about budget planning.”
This time all the workers grimaced in varying degrees of expression.
Shikamaru raised his hand in question. “So is the whole agency going to concentrate in developing this whole campaign on those following weeks?”
The managers in each sector glanced at each other before the Creative Director explained. “We will, but not entirely. We’ll organize planning, brainstorming fitting with producer analysts. Meanwhile, our art directors will be focusing delivering the daily jobs with our steady clients. When it’s your time to design everything, we already talked with our account managers who will ask for a longer deadline for more meaningless things, other jobs we will hire some freelancers to take care of it. Of course, there’ll be some that will require your direct attention and/or need to be sent daily like social media posts. There will be some days you’ll work overtime.”
The CEO hurried to add. “But we’ll pay the dinner, taxis and everything, and you guys can ask for some days off after that. You’ll have to negotiate with your respective leaders. Like I’ve said, I promise all that this is worth it, if we secure this campaign we won’t have any financial issue this whole year. If we win, I vouch that by the end of the year I’ll pay everyone a trip to Las Vegas all-included for a week.”
That caught everyone’s attention, with good bunch of people clapped and some hoot called.
Encouraged by his workers’ cheers, the CEO continued. “Also, on that day when they announce that we won, we’ll just drop the pen. No more work that day, everyone can go home and relax or join us to celebrate in a bar. So is everybody in?” Most enthusiastic employees and younger people shouted with excitement. “Good! So let’s get this started! Your management will explain more with details ok?”
“Alright.” Their Creative Director mumbled once all the team were in a room. “We’re still in the process to properly accommodate this whole mess honestly, so I have some bad news. Every art director needs to deliver the primary main Key Visual by the end of this week.” Naruto groaned, with other mumbled protests and grunts coming from his fellow coworkers. “And I’m going to keep things exciting here. This time I’m going to sort with a new AD/copywriter/planner team, to make the ideas fresher. First copywriters come forth and write your name here and put in the box, where I’ll select randomly with which planner you’ll be paired with. Then ADs will do the same and we’ll form the trio.”
This situation was all kinds of boring; Sasuke thought to himself, but his heart skipped a beat once he glimpsed blue eyes standing out of the crowd while he folded his piece of paper. His streak of good luck couldn’t possibly stretch this far, right, he’d be probably asking for too much at this point of the story.
“Last team will be…Sakura as planner, Sasuke as the copywriter and Naruto as the AD.”
Thank God in Heaven.
“HmmmMmmmmmMMmmm, well well well.” Sakura approached Sasuke, beaming widely as they both watched the blond man from afar. “I guess it’s about time you should restock your lube and some condoms, right?”
“Sakura.” Sasuke warned her, when Naruto noticed them and waved his hand, they waved back.
“What? ‘M just sayin’, you know, just sayin’...” 
“Sakura, your weak attempts of gangster lingo is appalling, I advise you to keep your opinions to yourself and do not try to make any innuendos regarding me and Naruto. Knowing that dumbass, I’m pretty sure it’s going to backfire.”
“Hmm…okay, point taken.” She agreed begrudgingly, while they walked to pick the briefing. Naruto was already reading the content, and curled his lips upwards.
“Hey guys! It’s been a while since I worked with y’all right? I’m sure it’s gonna be great.”
Sakura nodded and smiled back. “So…what kind of KV you need to create now? Hopefully nothing too crazy.”
“Yeah, it’s not that bad.” Naruto sighed. “We have to create the main one that provides enough visual explanation about the campaign but since it’s annual, there’ll be secondary thematic KVs like Christmas, Black Friday, Easter and so on. So it has to have enough personality, but not that much so it’s customizable. That’s the whole trick.”
Sakura grimaced. “That sounds tough.”
“Right, by the way, now that I just heard Naruto…” The creative director chimed in. “No one is going to get extra brownie points if your KV is chosen, you’ll all send to me and people will vote solely according to their preferences, they won’t know who designed it.”
Naruto turned around, throwing a significant glance. “We’re gonna win this, obviously.”
Sasuke snorted. “Obviously.”
Sakura rolled her eyes. “Alright, the first KV is up to you two, meanwhile I’ll do some research about the client and this campaign, and share through e-mail.”
“Alright cool, thanks for the help.” Naruto grinned. “I mean, ignoring all the chaos we’ll face in the next few weeks, I’m excited to be working with you guys! We won pretty cool competitions together right.”
Sasuke was excited too, but for entirely different reasons. He noticed Sakura staring towards him with a knowing smile. 
She said. “I’m looking forward to work with you too. Well, I got to go now.” She patted Sasuke’s back, messing with Naruto’s hair before she went away.
“Maybe we should re-read the briefing, see if there’s any info that will help us out.” Sasuke slid smoothly next to Naruto till their shoulders touched, vision focused on the piece of paper the blond man was holding, getting so close Sasuke could feel the steady breathing on his face.
Sasuke focused his gaze back to Naruto, noticing the raised eyebrows. Naruto muttered. “Ok sure, let me read it outloud for you. And then, I guess I’ll search for some references for inspiration then.”
Sasuke had less than half his mind to really listening with whatever Naruto was reciting, his entire attention aimed to see if the art director recoiled or showed any discomfort towards his close proximity. He actually appeared to be further relaxed instead, and this undoubtedly counted as a positive sign. Sasuke had been growing even closer to him in those latest days, but no matter how much he tried to imply he wanted to be included in Naruto’s possible dating pool, that dumbass was oblivious to it all. 
He’s going to use this rare chance to make his point across, since his subtle signals went unnoticed. 
Soon they finished brainstorming, Naruto groaned as they went back to their station. “Man, I just hope we won’t overwork too much. And if we win this account, I hope that the client is easier to swallow than most.”
Sasuke smirked. “All clients are hard to swallow. Just some gives you a different first impression once they were gliding through your throat.”
Naruto halted on his steps stupefied and retorted. “I can’t believe that an uptight asshole like you is spouting a dirty innuendo at any time you can get nowadays.”
“I see no problem doing so, now that we share a common interest.” He said in a monotone voice.
Naruto studied Sasuke for a while, before he shook his head and snorted. “You’re one of a kind, man.”
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“Well! Now that we received all the material, as well as the chosen KV, let’s get started with our own work.”
“I guess…”
“Hn.”
“I’m excited to see all our ideas come together and trade some back and forth.”
“Hm…”
“Yeah…”
Sakura rolled her eyes and continued. “...anyways, I made a rough sketch about our part of the project, but it's nice having this brainstorm so we can come up with cool ideas so I can refine my planning.”
Naruto whined. “...man, I'm not looking forward opening Shika's psd file. He doesn't name his layers, doesn't organize into folders and for some crazy reason he knows how to find it himself. Honestly it's easier to find a needle in a haystack than navigate through his KV.”
“I still can't believe that he won this round. I mean, it's visually appealing for sure, but ours were good too.” Sasuke muttered. “Well, Temari is this client’s account manager so it's quite understandable. That man can create wonders for his girlfriend.”
“Yeah…bet that she promised one night of kinky sex and Shika is ready to move mountains for her. For a lazy guy like him, that's pretty impressive.”
“Agreed.”
Sakura stared in deadpan and sighed. “Alright boys, will you quit being such sore losers and focus on the job for a second?”
Naruto threw his head to the back with a sigh and Sasuke sniffed imperiously.
“Alright, since we’re responsible with the summer campaign part, I already searched some marketing activations done on beaches, as well as some we could do on music festivals.” She said.
“I already have some sketches in mind to the KV, but roughly it’ll be a lot of orange and blue colors. They are always a good contrast.”
“Noted, I’ll write some slogans with this in mind.” Sasuke said. “Oh, by the way, have you heard from Temari that they are asking around if a celebrity is interested to endorse our campaign?”
“Yeah, she told me that!” Naruto exclaimed. “At least they are going to hire some celebrity to substitute the guy in Shika’s KV, and I’m so glad ‘cuz that guy was like...super fucking pale.”
Sasuke opened the aforementioned picture on his laptop and mumbled, furrowing his eyebrows. “He doesn’t look that bad.”
Naruto craned his neck closer to him, switching between looking at Sasuke and the man in the KV and widened a mischievous grin. “Yeah, you’re right…he appeared that he actually saw the sun at least once in his life…unlike you.”
“Excuse me. I assure you that I fit in the criteria just as well as he would.” He rebutted, lifting his chin.
“What?!” Naruto guffawed. “You look like you never went to the beach once!”
“I do have indeed, I just take good care of my skin. Aesthetically speaking, I could be an excellent choice to represent this campaign.”
Naruto rolled his eyes. “You’re so fucking full of yourself. Yeah yeah yeah, we all know you’re a pretty boy, what else is new.”
“That while I may be a good choice, I’m sure you, instead, is on the other side of spectrum.”
“Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaat⏤!!” Naruto protested. “I’m the perfect embodiment of summer, you asshole!”
“You sure? I mean, you always wear baggy clothes.” Sasuke smirked. “Maybe it’s to hide some beer belly under your t-shirt.”
The blond man abruptly stood up from his seat and yanked his t-shirt upward to show his lean, sun-kissed stomach. Sasuke managed to mask his total interest by resting his chin on his palm with a languid raise of an eyebrow. “See?! Feast your eyes with my sexy self!”
“I’m supposed to be amazed by this? I mean…I think I can see some belly fat over there.”
“That’s my six pack, that’s what I have you bastard! My abdomen is 100% sturdy muscle. You can touch it if you want.” 
Don’t mind if I do. “Since you insist.” Sasuke uttered in the most bored tone he could muster. Licking his lips, he raised his hand, feeling the silky warmth once he brushed over the tanned skin. He noticed how it twitched under his fingertips, giving a rush of excitement through his veins. “I’m not entirely convinced, it feels pudgy to be true.”
“Pudg⏤you’re not doing it right, you should touch here, bastard.” Naruto grabbed his wrist to let his hand have full contact on the taut stomach, sinewy muscles and all. “See?”
“Ah...yes. I guess I do. Maybe.” Sasuke kept the airy voice, even if he was sliding down to each bump of Naruto’s abs, fingers skimming through the belly button. “I guess you did prove me wrong.”
“I did, right? Told you I was right.” Naruto grinned, puffing his chest.
“Hm.” His thumb caressed languidly his belly, graphite eyes zeroed onto blue ones. Naruto’s victorious beam faltered noticing Sasuke’s heated gaze, staring back with a little bit of hesitancy.
Sakura was torn between being amused and exasperated while she observed the unfolding situation. Dear Lord, it was almost like they had forgotten she’s in the room, wasn’t it? No wait, they probably were aware of her presence, since Sasuke had the look that he’d tear Naruto’s t-shirt apart if only she wasn’t there right now. She cleared her throat.
“Alright Naruto, now that you had your fun letting Sasuke grope all over your body, can we go back to the brainstorm we were having?”
Jumping startled, Naruto dropped his t-shirt in an instant looking exactly like a deer caught in the headlights. Sasuke however, glared at her for the unwanted interruption. Sakura smiled. They just make it so easy for her to tease. 
Soon they focused on the task at hand, right on time when Naruto’s stomach started growling in protest.
“I guess that’s it for now, my boys. Ino and I are thinking about going to a restaurant close by. You want to tag along?” 
“Thanks for the invite, but I brought my lunch box.” 
“Hm, yeah! Me too, sorry ‘bout that Sakura. Next time for sure.” 
“Sure Naruto! Next time.” Sakura threw a side glance towards Sasuke, a lopsided grin broadening on her lips. Sasuke narrowed his eyes. 
“Please don’t tell me you’re eating Ramen Cup again.” Sasuke grumbled, while they were walking to the cafeteria.
“My dad actually nagged me about it, so I’m eating something else this time.” Naruto sighed. “Wow, I guess everyone already ate their lunch, this place is so empty.” 
“This is not a bad thing, we won’t have to wait in line to heat the food in the microwave.”
Naruto perked up. “You’re right! We’ll be able to eat calmly and slowly.”
“Sure, and if we have enough free time, we could watch some porn together.”
Naruto rolled his eyes and grinned. “Yeah, doesn’t sound bad, we can even do some good ol’ hand jobs to each other while we watch, what do you think?”
“Not a bad idea, where do I sign up?” 
Naruto swallowed dryly, shifting his gaze sideways to hide Sasuke’s piercing eyes. Rubbing the back of his neck, he chuckled. “You know, sometimes I really don’t get if you’re joking or talking seriously.”
Sasuke let his hand glide through the tanned arm. “Take off your pants and we’ll see.”
Naruto slacked his mouth, staring flabbergasted. “Yeah sure, let’s just skip lunch and do it right now.” When he witnessed the eager face Sasuke was making, he scoffed. “I’m kidding, you crazy bastard. C’mon, let’s get to eat ‘cuz I’m really fucking hungy I could eat a whole cow.”
Frowning, Sasuke obeyed nevertheless.
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The drumming on fingers on the table followed the constant buzz of the coffee machine, stopping once it was done. He picked his mug, inhaling the nice fragrance and sighing while he went to his seat. Sipping in long, paused gulps, he observed blue eyes focused on the task at hand. His hand rested on Naruto’s thigh, but the latter didn’t show any significant reaction, either he was too busy to notice or he didn’t mind such close touch.
Sasuke inclined his whole body towards Naruto, his mouth settling inches from his ear. “Need any help?”
Naruto stiffened for a second, before dropping his shoulders. “Hm, yeah, actually…if it’s not too much, can you change your text with shorter words? So it’ll be easier to organize the blocks of text and make it more aesthetically pleasing.”
Sasuke narrowed his eyes, but nodded nevertheless. Throughout this entire week where they were all huddled together, he made sure he used the most blatant flirting in his arsenal but even if Naruto recognized it (which is somewhat a showcase of evolution), he appeared to rebuff most of them. 
Sitting on the table in front of them, Sakura typed non-stop, occasionally peeking on their interaction. This was so much more entertaining than those sugary drama series she and Ino would binge watch at night. If it depended on Sasuke, he would sit on Naruto’s lap and ride him all week, and he was very determined to reach this goal. She’d pity him if this appeared to be a lost cause, but she definitely noticed Naruto seldom glancing Sasuke’s back when he thought no one would see, eyes locked with a ferocious hunger adorning on his face, before returning to hide behind the monitor in haste.
Yep. Very entertaining.
However, this was probably the 4th or 5th night (or maybe more, they lost count) they stayed extra hours working on this project and their brains were already screaming for help. Sakura was yawning non-stop, Naruto was rubbing his eyes while he was erasing some background with his tablet, and even if Sasuke was the most resilient of the trio, he realized that he was rewriting his texts more than the usual.
“Naruto⏤” Sakura called, the blond AD grunted in response. “I’m done writing the marketing strategies. How much have you done so you can send me some layouts?”
Naruto dropped the pen, scratching his head. “Honestly, I think I’m going to take a while. I’m staring at the same shit for about an hour, and there’s still tons of other things to do on the list. I’m gonna wash my face, chug more coffee till I’m awake enough to do anything.”
“Alright, that does sound pretty ominous. I guess⏤” She stretched her arms and yawned. “I’m exhausted and I don’t think I’ll be much of a help staying any longer. Do you mind if I go home now?”
Both young men shook their heads and Naruto added. “Sure, you look pretty tired.”
“I’ll arrive early tomorrow to put everything you’ll do tonight. Just remember to put on the server before you go. And once you’re done, you two better rest well ok. I’ll talk to our boss that you were up all night and you’ll arrive late tomorrow.” She picked her purse and smiled. “Well, I’m out. You boys better behave!” She said as she threw a significant glance towards Sasuke, and went on her way.
Naruto was still had his hands busy adjusting the picture, so he muttered. “So. You’re almost done too?”
“Yes, I already send you the e-mail. But I’m going to stay until you’ve finished.”
“Oh cool, great. Actually, I’m happy you’re staying the night.” Sasuke widened his eyes, though Naruto grinned playfully. “In case I need your help to tweak other things.”
Sasuke scoffed. “Well, I have to be here in case I need to fix your screw ups.”
“You never waste an opportunity to be a bastard, do you.”
“Well, you like it. Anyways…” Sasuke sat on a chair next to the blond man, their legs bumping to each other. “Let’s check if the new text helps you out.”
“Hm.” Naruto opened the document and began changing each layout, seemingly unbothered by the close proximity. After a while, the blond man could feel eyes practically boring holes through his gaze, and he shifted around his seat. "Jesus man, do you ever blink?!" 
"I'm bored." Was his nonplussed answer. 
"Then go check your facebook, instagram, whatever."
"Not interested." Sasuke recited with the same droned tone. 
"Check the news, go piss off some Trump supporters on the comments session." 
"I've already exhausted all the latest feed."
"Well then…" Naruto shrugged. "You tried Buzzfeed?" 
Sasuke gave him a look.
"What?" 
Sasuke sighed, picking up his notebook. "Alright, I better let you concentrate on your task or we will work till sunrise." He smirked. "I could take a page of your book and watch porn." 
Naruto laughed. “Please don’t.”
“...why?”
Because I’ll get hard if I see you jerking off. “Because reasons.” Naruto muttered.
“How eloquent.” Sasuke snorted. “Is the sight of a man masturbating such a turn off to you?”
“What? You know I like guys, why are you even asking this question?”
Just making sure. “So your problem surrounds exclusively to me then.”
Naruto almost bit his tongue, coughing. “No⏤no, no no no. I mean⏤” He coughed again, making an incredulous face. “Whaaaaat⏤noooo, where did you get this idea??”
Sasuke widened his smirk. “You didn’t give me valid explanations, so I have to make some assumptions on my own.”
“Yeah yeah well, you’re wrong, it’s really not what you’re thinking, you arrogant bastard.” Naruto grumbled.
“Hm. So you’re not even a little bit interested seeing then?”
Tilting his head to one side, Naruto said. “Seeing what?”
Sasuke didn’t answer his query, opting to type a very recognizable gay porn website, while he widened his legs. 
Naruto’s jaw dropped. “No, hey. Don’t do that⏤we gotta, I gotta concentrate ya know.” 
Smirking, Sasuke noted the slight panic in his voice. “So I do distract you.”
“Anyone would be distracted with porn nearby, that has nothing to do with you.”
“Oh? So you wouldn’t mind if I do this…” Sasuke adjusted on his seat, fingers sliding his shirt upwards.
Swallowing dryly, Naruto still managed to roll his eyes. “No, you look ridiculous and I really need to finish designing those pieces.”
Sasuke ignored him, clicking some random video and skipped directly to the good part. Naruto jumped from his seat when he heard a long moan, and threw a dirty glare despite receiving a nonchalant response in return. 
“Really? Really?” Naruto groaned, placing his headphones on his ears and putting the loudest music possible. “Some people are actually trying to work over here, ya know!”
Sasuke picked his laptop, tilting it so the screen wouldn’t be facing the blond man. In this brief period of silence, he concentrated in moving an object in Photoshop, till he caught some movement on the corner of his eye. The dark blue shirt was yanked up, completely exposing Sasuke’s lean stomach. He reached the button of pants, opening and dragged the zipper down in an unhurried pace. Naruto drank on the sight of the dark grey boxers, noting all the shadows and bumps beneath it, revealing what was definitely a rather impressive size. Pale fingers glided over the smooth fabric, and Naruto just couldn’t tear this image away from his eyes. He licked his parched lips when Sasuke kept palming on his boxers, though it took to a sudden halt. Naruto almost bemoaned outloud until he realized that Sasuke was staring back at him with quirked lips.
Sasuke flicked one side of Naruto’s headphones, whispering. “Enjoying the show?”
Scowling, he hunched his shoulders. “Do you enjoy being such a exhibitionist bastard?”
“In most occasions, no, not really.” Putting his arm around Naruto’s chair, Sasuke closed in. “Only to few selected people I’m interested in.”
Sasuke studied how blue eyes widened vividly, mouth slack though they didn’t break the gaze trained to each other. Naruto appeared to fall in realization, hastily turning his head to look on his monitor. Sasuke’s fingers reached to the tips of blond hair, tucking it behind the ear before he cupped the tanned cheek, succeeding to let Naruto’s vision trail back towards him. He was getting so close, he could feel the heat emanating from the bronzed skin. When blue eyes were half-lidded, with heartbeats racing, he also shut his own eyes.
Naruto let out a very wide, epic and loud yawn.
“Oh shit. I’m so sorry. I⏤” Naruto yawned again. “I’m so fucking tired man, I swear. Sorry ‘bout that.”
Since the whole mood had evaporated to thin air, Sasuke released his face at once, going back to his seat and zipped his pants. “It’s okay. It’s already over 10 after all.”
“Yeah, I’m beyond exhausted. There’s not a lot of things left to do though, it won’t take too much of our time.”
“Fine.” Sasuke grumbled, in his usual monotone voice. “I’ll stop bothering you then.”
Naruto scratched his head, unable to come up with anything to disperse the dark cloud looming on Sasuke’s head. He returned to his task, a quiet air settle between them with the occasional help coming from the brunet copywriter. 
“Alright, finally! It’s the last layout I’m doing today.” Naruto stretched his arms, groaning. “I still need to put all the images in the system, it’s going to take a while.”
Sasuke picked his smartphone, standing up. “I’m going downstairs for a quick smoke then, before it’s all done.”
“Yeah sure! Thanks a lot Sasuke.” Naruto beamed, with an acknowledging nod in return. Once the dark-haired man was out of his sight, he released a loud sigh. Thank God for his baggy pants.
Okay, now he gotta go to the bathroom fast. Sasuke usually spent long minutes for his cigarette break, so he better seize this opportunity well.
⏤.⏤ 
Sasuke inhaled a puff a smoke, glaring at the fallen ashes. Tonight all signs pointed out that he didn’t have any possible chance being involved with Naruto. Maybe it’s time for him to start giving up, even in the most blatant flirting that dumbass just yawned back at him.
Growling, his foot crushed the half-used cigarette to the ground, his bad mood escalating. He hated the idea of having to step down, but he also didn’t want to push his feelings if Naruto was uncomfortable. 
This sucked. Sasuke sighed, walking back to the entrance. He couldn’t wait for this night to be over so he could just go back to his apartment and drink his sorrows away, or something like that. Anything to forget the twisting pain wrenching his heart.
However, once he was back to the ad agency, he noticed that Naruto wasn’t on his seat. He shrugged, walking towards the bathroom. Maybe he’d see the blond man drinking the twelfth cup of coffee in a row, rocking his body back and forth, he’d probably fall asleep while standing. The thought of this made him chuckle a little.
The kitchen was also empty. Sasuke resumed his steps towards the bathroom until he froze on the spot.
He heard a moan.
The pitch of the moan was very recognizable as well. And considering they were the only people left in this entire building and the voice was so deliciously familiar, Sasuke remained standing still, listening to the pleased grunts as it grew in cadence. He almost wanted to scream in frustration. This idiot just couldn't wait for a more appropriate time to do his business, could he? Now Sasuke was sure those moans will plague his dreams for the next few months for sure.
"Ah…" Naruto groaned in a way that shot straight to his groin. Sasuke bumped his head on the door, this dumbass was driving him insane. He better go away. “Ahnnngh⏤” Right fucking now. “Ah⏤Sa…”
“Sasuke…”
He did a double-take, shaking his head. He’s hallucinating, he must be. He probably had been wanting Naruto for so long that he’s hearing the craziest things. 
“Ah yes⏤!” His echo brought shivers down Sasuke’s spine, chanting once again. “Sasuke⏤”  
He barely registered himself banging the door open, brain gone haywire as he strode in fast steps to the half open stall. He heard Naruto’s panicked grunt, trying to close the door stall but he was faster, prying it open with a wicked smirk.
“Why, hello there. What do we have here?” Sasuke murmured, noting the flushed face, chest heaving heavily and even if the blond man was trying his hardest to cover it, he saw the thick cock jutting out of the denim pants. Sasuke licked his lips.
“Sasuke!! The fuck, you can’t⏤” Naruto still attempted to shut the door but Sasuke used his whole elbow to keep it open, quirking that infuriating sexy smirk of his. “You can’t just barge in like that! Get out!” 
“Trust me, usually I wouldn’t bother myself snooping over anyone’s private moments but you called my name. And naturally, I just responded to such call.”
Sasuke saw Naruto clenching his jaw, though didn’t come up with any word of denial. His hard-on was still nestling in the midst of blond curls, so he succumbed the desire to touch it, tip of fingers flickering on the slit and earning a moan from Naruto.
“It looks like you’re in need of my help too.” He gradually let his hand wrap around Naruto’s cock, but only let it graze over it. “In any case you’re interested.”
Naruto hissed when Sasuke gripped his cock tightly, before releasing it at once. Sasuke was gradually lowering himself, with one knee to the ground. He kept teasing him with fluttering touches, brushing through the length and crumbling any remaining resistance. He wanted Sasuke for so long…and why is this bastard so irresistible?
“Well?” Sasuke caressed his inner thighs. “I won’t know if you won’t tell me anything dumbass.” He let out a hot puff of air over the sensitive head. “Naruto?”
Unsatisfied from the lack of response, Sasuke stood up. Sturdy hands seized his hair all of a sudden, growling close to his ear. “You better get there before I fucking lose my mind.”
Smirking undaunted, he continued to widen the distance despite seeing the incredulous blue eyes. He felt a grip on his nape, pushing him down even if he exerted some strength against it. His mouth was practically touching the head of Naruto’s cock, so he licked the beaded pre-cum, revelling the lustful gaze. The hand clenched around his hair when he sucked the sensitive glan, thrusting inside his mouth a few times before he glided it in. 
Naruto tossed his head to the back, moaning. With one hand encasing the base, Sasuke’s tongue curled around the joint between the head and the shaft, slurping and encasing with his lips. How sexually gratifying this felt, with each suckle and light bite, Naruto would groan, hiss and curse loudly, crying out in dark pleasure. Their eyes locked together, Sasuke would swallow the cock, staring how those cerulean hue darkened in hunger. That hand was still holding his head in place, tightening in a vice grip and made him moan with his mouth stuffed around that hot flesh.
Without a sign of warning, Naruto shoved till his cock went deep through Sasuke’s throat. Sasuke didn’t deter him, just threw a defiant glance back. With his hand clutching the black strands of hair, he thrust his cock in Sasuke’s mouth over and over, the grip on his scalp with the salty flavor of skin blended in this spicy mixture of pain and pleasure. 
His senses were already being overwhelmed by a musky scent, signalizing that Naruto was getting close. He released the cock from his mouth, stroking till one spurt of cum reached his face, bursting and flowing on his hand. Naruto was still heaving heavily, so Sasuke cleaned the best he could, tucking the flacid dick back to the orange boxers. He patted the tanned cheek, whispering close to the ear. “You want to continue somewhere else? My apartment is pretty close by.”
These sentences were enough to sober Naruto up, as he stared back with uncertainty and longing, before his eyebrows knitted in blazing determination. Feeling a little rattled about this sudden shift of emotions, Sasuke opened his mouth to question until arms enveloped around him, lips silencing him with a kiss.
Whatever was inside his mind just evaporated as Sasuke responded immediately, lips gliding and matching in a wet lock, his own hands reaching to hold Naruto’s waist. Soon his tongue slipped in, drinking the pleasurable grunt, consuming him, pulling him even closer. Sasuke inhaled sharply when their mouths parted for a second, coming together in increased intensity while Naruto embraced him tenderly, almost possessively. 
Both men paused to catch their breaths, staring longingly to each other. Sasuke was acutely aware of warm fingers caressing his back, while his own hands wound up brushing Naruto’s cheeks. Blue eyes crinkled soft and open, approaching in an almost lethargic way, with his nose nuzzling his cheek till full lips reached his mouth.
Naruto was kissing him harder, unyielding, akin to some unnamed desperation that Sasuke returned in kind. His hands instinctively reached to Naruto’s t-shirt, craving to yank it out, but the blond man seized his wrists and pushed it down. Growling, Sasuke thrust his pelvis, however Naruto just remained liplocked, not touching anywhere that would provoke any sort arousal.
Naruto backed away, his eyes still brimming with affection while he combed the dark hair. He didn’t resist the yearning to brush those beguiling lips, capturing once again to a swift kiss. He released with a loud sigh, shaking his head. But Sasuke held his chin with his fingers to catch his attention, closing in with his teeth lightly sinking on the lower lip. Naruto yielded for a while, though his hands were already placing in between their bodies, slowly pushing away.
At that moment, nothing in the world mattered for Sasuke aside Naruto. He was ready to rip his heart off if necessary to keep him by his side, but Naruto uttered out:
“I think…we should really call our uber.”
 That declaration was so out of left field that broke Sasuke’s line of thought. He muttered. “What?”
Naruto nodded. “Uber. We gotta call an uber. We’re pretty tired tonight right? We should go.”
Graphite eyes blinked, not quite catching the whole situation. He managed to murmur, his lips trying to reach Naruto’s but the latter deflected away. “We can go to my apartment, it’s close…”
“Yeah, um…” Naruto gently nudged Sasuke body off his lap, standing up. “I’m just⏤so fucking exhausted, I swear.”
“Naruto.” Sasuke clasped his arm. “But what about⏤”  
“I know. “ He rubbed his eyelids. “I’m sorry, we’ll talk later. Okay? I’m sorry.” Naruto pleaded, gulping dryly. “I’m so sorry. I⏤” Sighing, he exited the bathroom with a thunderous noise from the door.
Sasuke took too long seconds to really absorb what happened, running in search of Naruto. Too late, he already exited the building.
What the hell just happened? 
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AN: Ayyyy what's this sudden angst? It's probably my fault lmao. Anyways...Hmm…while I was writing the beginning of this fic, I actually thought to myself if I didn’t embellish like it’s a cool place to work and it had so much cool prizes and recognition. So before anyone is changing their mind over their careers, let me tell you something: Most of the time, it’s a lie. And most ad agencies (at least here in Brazil) sucks. It’s changing pretty slowly, but it still sucks. You work overtime most of the time, recognition is mostly “I’ll pay for tonight’s beer” but no salary raise or bonus. There’s backstabbing involved too. Oh, and at least where I used to work, they won’t pay for those overtimes hours and even though they claim “you can rest another day”, it’s really complicated to negotiate the “I want to rest on x day”. The Las Vegas trip thing is real, but it’s something out of the norm, sadly. Also, the ad agency that gave such trip though, makes their employees work, like, twice the time. Anyways, like any job, it has its merits and its downfalls.
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rainbowrites · 5 years ago
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IT’S NOT JUST ME
someone who has worked here for way, WAY longer than me just spilt some SERIOUS tea about this place
so it’s not ONLY that yes, people do spy and report on you to supervisors - he is completely blind, and coworkers get on his case all the time for having the lights off and/or his eyes closed because it looks like he’s “napping.” This is a work place that SPECIFICALLY SERVES the blind and visually impaired and he still has to deal with that bullshit.
but ALSO that apparently many people have left over management issues. That management there is CONSISTENTLY not great, not communicative, and often unwilling to listen.
And in fact that the last person in my position had the EXACT same issues with my supervisor. My supervisor ALSO blew off meetings and concerns with the her... up until the concerns snowballed into something huge and then the supervisor freaks out because HOW COULD YOU LET THIS BIG THING HAPPEN? That she demands communication but doesn’t actually... listen... to her supervisees. Supervisor’s absolutely busy and working super hard, but it was so nice to hear from someone else that he also doesn’t think she’s a good supervisor. She’s a good worker. Not great at supervising.
AND there really is a strange, tight little clique at work! One that plenty of us aren’t allowed in. They’ll say hi to everyone else in the room but him, just like how they always skip over me when asking their friends for lunch. I thought maybe it was just me being overly sensitive when I noticed that they would ask their friends about lunch plans on either side of me and never ever even glance over at me. They didn’t... ignore me after all. If I specifically asked to join them, they would LET me. They just... never really responded to me, and tended to only talk to each other. And I don’t even like to sit with them, because the few times I have they often laugh at and gossip about other workers which just leaves me sitting there awkwardly like a bump on a log. 
And I know they talk about me. My own supervisor has told me that they’ve talked to her about me, allllllll about how I talk too much and make people ‘uncomfortable’. How? “you need to be self-aware enough to KNOW for YOURSELF.”
That was a great review: your coworkers don’t like you. No, no client has ever said anything even the slightest bit against you. Just your coworkers.
He has ALSO observed them chatting and hanging out instead of working, but somehow THEY never get reported to their supervisors. Hm. HMMMM
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
he’s leaving this week, lucky stiff
man I can’t wait to leave
3 MORE WEEKS
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poregida · 6 years ago
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🎰 uhhh can I give you lewyn/xane/leon/merric for four at least...
random gen ships || accepting forever probably for funsies
you are a fool if you think i’m a coward.
1. lewyn x azelle
whoop there it is!  man, i’ve just smashed it together in thought before but i have no idea how it would actually go?  it’s interesting because if you dig deep they have a lot of the same fears and insecurities, but totally different realities in it when it comes to going home, so it would be interesting to explore for sure?  i’d be down if you are.
2. xane x elodie
she’s a little young for him, but hey, it never stopped her before.  maybe the right elodie could at least get xane to like her, but there is a definite issue when it comes to the actual logistics.
3. merric x elphin
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.  i think they could be good friends, but i don’t think i could see it romantically at all?  merric seems a little too naive to ever be under elphin’s radar…
4. tohri x hector
godtier.  otp.  what the fuuuuuuuck.
5. leon x kamui
WHAT THE FUCK IS UP KYLE!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOOD!!!  WHAT THE FUCK
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forehead-enthusiast · 6 years ago
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Get to Know Me Tag
Thanks @ciao-jun and @ebarbs95 for tagging me!! sorry it took a hella while
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time: 4:10pm
favorite musician: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm red velvet, walk the moon, neon trees, astro, p!atd, queen, nct, a bunch of others lol
relationship status: single and sad babey
favorite color: a bitch loves her pink... i’m also a big fan of peach and purple
top 3 ships: im not really a big shipper?? i liked sungjoy on wgm... seungkwan and vernon are a fun combo!! and then maybe... mark and haechan? i just think they have fun interactions
last song I listened to: want by taemin can’t believe he invented music
last movie: on the basis of sex
song stuck in my head: naughty boy by pentagon
dream job: actress hopefully!! definitely a dream job tho
three shows: brooklyn nine nine, great british bake off, queer eye?
tagging: @seobangcha uhh @jisooismyreligion i love that most of my friends have already done this sdfs
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ahnaliesemaria · 5 years ago
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21 questions!
21 Questions
RULES: Simply answer the following 21 questions and then tag 21 (or however many) people you’d love to get to know more!
Tagged by: @basil-dad (thank u!)
1. Name/nickname: Ahnaliese
2. Zodiac sign: Tropical - Virgo sun, Aries moon, Sag rising | Sidereal - Leo sun, Pisces moon, Sag rising ((actually i think i had my birth time wrong for a while + don’t remember my rising signs but sag rising is me))
3. Height: 5′3″-5′4″!!
4. Hogwarts house: Hufflepuff (+Gryffindor)
5. Last thing I googled: .........i use Ecosia and idk how to see what the last thing i searched was ldfkjaldkfja
6. Favourite musician: don’t think i really have one but right now you should check out Baby Rose !!! [ link is to spotify ]
7. Last song I listened to: (cheating and saying an album but) Dirty Computer by Janelle Monae [ link is to spotify again ] 
8. Song stuck in my head: uhhh none right now!! only bc i started listening to music as i answered the above questions ^ ^;
9. Followers: 5 and cheezbot is one of them even though i softblocked them lmao
10. Following: 30 -- i need more blogs to follow but i forgot a bunch of usernames after i deleted last time..;;
11. Amount of sleep: 6 hours realistically :( 8 hours is def preferred 
12. Lucky number: 13 except it’s not lucky for me, i just really wish it was
13. What I’m wearing: comfy sweat pants + comfy Guess crop top!!!!
14. Dream job: freelance whatever
15. Dream trip: going wherever
16. Favourite food: hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm french fries, chips + salsa, avocado toast, or sushi............
17. Instruments: that i play? NONE!
18. Languages: none not even english. i’m just good at guessing. (jk -- pretty much only english. ein bisschen deutsch, aber ich hat (?) viel (?) vergessen aldfkjaldkjf lmao)
19. Favourite songs: hooooo.... we’re not gonna get into this lol. too many!! i’m gonna link ya to Altadena by Kelela [ spotify ] 
20. Random fact: uh. my mom used to be a hairdresser and when i was in 3rd grade i got her to put a couple blonde streaks in my hair and everyone thought it was really cool and then this other lil girl’s mom apparently said i was a bad influence hahaha!!
21. Aesthetic: oh geez... visiting the louvre in the morning, a cozy cafe afterwards, and then wandering the streets like a punk at night. yeah!! maybe throw a cottage garden in there somewhere.
not gonna tag anyone because!!!!!!! (nobody by mitski playing in the background)
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seokmins · 2 years ago
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the inbox thing~~
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMM whats something u wanna do when u get older
Hai Chai <33333
Hmm smth I really wanna do when I'm older is travel! I'd really like to go abroad at some point, maybe visit my birthplace and definitely would love to meet up with my mootz at some point <3
Inbox me (1) thing you want to know about me
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xanthicantag · 6 years ago
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do all the ocean asks 🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊🌊
FINALLY, i’ve been waiting hours for this!!!!!!!
pearl: if you could travel anywhere in the world, where would you go and why?
i’d kinda just wanna travel and see people who i know around the world tbh cause i think that’d be neat
sails: describe your perfect partner.
Option 1. Haku from nartuo, 2. Rock Lee but he’s not bald, 3. just kinda someone who’s nice to me and doesn’t wanna pry into my past 4. Naruto
lighthouse: how much makeup do you wear?
none? i bite at my hands too much for nail polish and boy howdy do i sweat
shells: would you prefer to be a vampire or a werewolf?
hnnnnnnnnnnnn, werewolf big, vampire sexy, probably werewolf tbh but like, a dnd werewolf so i cann just flex on someone as a huge wolf
mermaid: most embarrassing moment?
oh god like every 5 minutes of my life. or when on a phone interview where i was asked if i was a U.S citizen i said” Well I’m born and raised in the USA, i guess” or when i fucked up a math problem that was basic addition in calc 3, really a lot of moments
turquoise: weirdest dream you’ve ever had?
i was at work, and a child leap on the counter and turned his face into a black hole, stealing all the spoons and then left, so i had no spoons and people were yelling at me about the spoons and like, shit that boy just, he just became a space anomaly
waves: favourite season and why?
fallllllllll because i can’t stand the heat or the cold
breakers: would you ever consider getting married?
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh? maybe maybe not
seafoam: describe your ideal summer vacation.
it’s the sokka arc from the third book, but i’m sokka and it’s sick as hell
rain: if it were possible, what exotic animal would you keep as a pet?
i wouldn’t keep the shark as a pet, but him and me are bffs and i swim with him everyday
sunlight: least favourite song?
oooooooooooooo boy oooo man this is tough, uhhhh, hm, that taylor swift song, you know the one
marine: would you ever consider plastic surgery?
only if i could get some kinda sick as hell thing from it, like eyes that work, or a sword that is my spine
sea glass: what do you consider to be your best physical feature?
my hair? or my butt, or my eyes?
storm: do you like piercings and tattoos? Why or why not?
i don’t have any?, i don’t hate em
boardwalk: who is your favourite fictional couple?
so, as a hardcore NaruHina shipper first off, I was right, secondly, canon naruhina is not what i’m about since there was no build up for it, so really i’m here for narusasu or narugaara for canon
coral: if you had to describe your personality as a food, what would you be and why?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, mac and cheese, it’s reliable and sometimes funny, but at the end of the day i’m noodles and cheese
nymph: old-fashioned or modern decor?
so i am in fact a slut for like cool ass gothic buildings, but also i like smaller decor to have more space
seawater: scariest movie you’ve ever watched?
uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, fuck man i hate scary movies and refuse to watch them, but probably the uh, purple people eater movie?
siren: in a fantasy setting, would you be a warrior, rogue or mage?
WARRIOR (i love me a big ol sword), or like a mage if warrior just isn’t viable
tempest: your favourite Pokemon?
Aggron motherfucker, spent, 6 days shiny breeding an aron sophomore year
tropic: what is your least favourite thing about your appearance?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, maybe everything, yeah everything
aquamarine: describe your dream date.
i confess to loving naruto, they also confess they love naruto, we naruto run somewhere and eat some yummy food, maybe see a movie or do something else that’s like fun but also casual
brine: gold or silver?
hmrmmmmmrmrm, gold shiny, silver shiny, me brain say both food
tidal: what is a colour that best describes your personality?
so like, i’m gonna reaaaaaaach here, and go way back to when i had a pesterchum and had a sweet ass purple color for the handle
azure: what is something that you do that makes you happy?
i don’t really get to fence anymore but god i love sword fighting
fog: describe where you think you’ll be in five years.
8 of my friends have recieved a summons from me to a location on a cliff over looking the ocean. they all arrive because it says i’ve mysteriously died and only they can solve it.  I trap them all there and force them to play curse of strahd until they win, the whole time i am dressed as strahd
coastline: what is your favourite flower?
roses!
shallows: what is your typical Starbucks order?
i don’t really go to starbucks so just whatever strikes my fancy the second i see it
voyage: what are your favourite names?
so recently i read a dnd book and the one race has a cool ass naming convention set that is illogical as hell and also logical as fuck so all the names like that, example Arkahtahn (my wizard boy)
shipwreck: do you have an OC? If so, describe them.
Tiffany is the ultimate dnd character i’ve ever played, and my ultimate oc. she big, she shoot lightning, accidental is a scion of a kinda evil god, big ol hammer, gay
cerulean: do you believe in true love? 
i mean, i guess? depends on what you think of as true love?
shoreline: if you could become fluent in another language, which would you pick and why?
arabic so i can be gay with my partner in their langauge
tsunami: describe a dream outfit of yours.
I am in a giant shark outfit, i’m talking shark shoes, shark socks, shark pants, shark underwear, shark shirt, shark gloves(it’s a gloves look you know) a sick ass shark jacket, and to top it all off, a naruto headband, to let the people know who i am 
riptide: are you introverted or extroverted? Are you happy with this?
fuck man idk, i like reading a book alone and doing a rail of cocaine with my 80 closest friends so who knows?
hurricane: describe a strange habit of yours.
hmmm, i collect these stickers, which are labels for feta cheese, and i use them to torment my friend Alison by hiding them on her person or in her living places.
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