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teenageanarchiist · 6 years

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My Muses as John Mulaney Quotes

Isle Kids:

Ramsey Boogie - “Well, thank ya for askin’. I used the Bittenbinder method. When I saw the perp approachin’, I chewed up a tab of Alka-Seltzer I carry with me at all times. This created a foaming-at-the-mouth appearance that made it look like I had rabies. Now I’ve thrown him off his rhythm.”

Cyrus Frollo - “‘I’m gonna leave the room, you undress to your comfort level.’ So I put on a sweater and a pair of corduroy pants, and I felt safe.”

Basilisk - “Fourteen years ago, I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change.”

Charles Clayton - “When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting. My wife said that walking around with me is like walking around with someone who’s running for mayor of nothing.”

Grace Gothel - “God, I guess they’re finally going to kill us all. All right. This is younger than I thought I would be, but we are pretty big assholes.”

Hector Hook - “Part of me was like, whatever, you know. You know those days when you’re like this might as well happen? Adult life is already so goddamn weird.”

Auradon Kids:

Fiona Fitzherbert - “Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you. Okay, see you at improv practice.”

Q. Gabriel Hugo - “I am six feet tall. I lower myself, I go, "Hi. Knock, knock.” I say “knock, knock” out loud….”

Jasper Skellington - “I don’t know. I know you told me. But I have had a very long day. I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.”

Gunnar Olsen - “I’m trying to stay nice though, because when I was a kid, I was raised that you should be nice to everyone in every situation because you never know their story. But now, at the end of my life, I don’t know, because a lot of people don’t seem that nice and they seem to be doing fine in the world.”

Morgan - “Percentage-wise, it is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you are supposed to do them. In terms of, like, instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin.”

#;out of the dome #;crack #;even if you hadn't grown up a savage you'd be lost (about charles)#;the world is a dangerous place filled with horrible selfish people (about grace)#;i am the shadow of the moon at night -- filling your dreams to the brim with fright (about ramsey)#;i knew i'd never know that warm and loving glow though i might wish with all my might (about gabriel)#;a little dark a little gloomy and -- as always -- full of dead people (about basil)#;a true hero isn't measured by the size of her strength but by the strength of her heart (about morgan)#;somewhere deep inside these bones an emptiness began to grow (about jasper)#;so try the life of a thief! just sample the life of a crook! (about hector)#;for every minute of the rest of my life i will fight (about fiona)#;he made the devil so much stronger than a man (about cyrus)#;big summer blowout! (about gunnar)

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teenageanarchiist · 6 years

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muses as shane and squad quotes

Fuckin bless you for this ask.

Isle Kids:

Ramsey - “Devil fill me up with your 666.”

Cyrus -[looking at someone being athletic] “Haha. We get it, you’re fucking fit.”

Basilisk - [just the entirety of shane on xanax]

Charles - “Hey sis, what’s tea? Shit. Over it.”

Grace - “What would yours [gravestone] say?” “Probably she wanted this.”

Hector - “We’re having a moment!” “And I’m having a cola!”

Auradon Kids:

Fiona - “We’re not getting fucking onesies!” [cut to them all wearing onesies] “We got the fucking onesies.”

Gabriel - “I’m gonna say something really controversial: Harry Potter one was the best in the series!”

Jasper - “I got nervous and instead of saying something cool, I just took the burritos.”

Gunnar - “My rap name would be Big Mom.”

Morgan - “I’m staaaaable today.” [falls over not a minute later]

#anon #;out of the dome #;i am the shadow of the moon at night -- filling your dreams to the brim with fright (about ramsey)#;he made the devil so much stronger than a man (about cyrus)#;a little dark a little gloomy and -- as always -- full of dead people (about basil)#;even if you hadn't grown up a savage you'd be lost (about charles)#;the world is a dangerous place filled with horrible selfish people (about grace)#;so try the life of a thief! just sample the life of a crook! (about hector)#;for every minute of the rest of my life i will fight (about fiona)#;i knew i'd never know that warm and loving glow though i might wish with all my might (about gabriel)#;somewhere deep inside these bones an emptiness began to grow (about jasper)#;big summer blowout! (about gunnar)#;a true hero isn't measured by the size of her strength but by the strength of her heart (about morgan)#;crack

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teenageanarchiist · 6 years

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gunnar, holding jasper in his arms who’s just hanging limp: this my pumpkin. is that your pumpkin?

charles, looking down at grace who’s permanently stuck in the fetal position: i just make sure she doesn’t die on my watch

#wow we love mom friends #;out of the dome #;crack #;big summer blowout! (about gunnar)#;somewhere deep inside these bones an emptiness began to grow (about jasper)#;even if you hadn't grown up a savage you'd be lost (about charles)#;the world is a dangerous place filled with horrible selfish people (about grace)

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teenageanarchiist · 6 years

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teenageanarchiist’s Hero Kids

Fiona Fitzherbert, daughter of Rapunzel and Eugene Fitzherbert; Not your Typical Ray of Sunshine Gabriel Hugo, son of Quasimodo; Auradon’s Resident Cinnamon Bell Jasper Skellington, son of Jack Skellington and Sally; The Pumpkin Prince Whose Falling Apart Gunnar Olsen, son of Oaken; Big Friendly Mom Friend(TM) Morgan, daughter of Hercules and Megara; Measured by the Strength of Her Sass

#;out of the dome #;saved #;for every minute of the rest of my life i will fight (about fiona)#;i knew i'd never know that warm and loving glow though i might wish with all my might (about gabriel)#;somewhere deep inside these bones an emptiness began to grow (about jasper)#;big summer blowout! (about gunnar)#;a true hero isn't measured by the size of her strength but by the strength of her heart (about morgan)

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teenageanarchiist · 7 years

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what are your character’s major flaws? (the aks)

I’m gonna try to keep these short and simple but here goes:

Fiona - Her stubbornness. She thinks herself capable of anything and she refuses to listen to reason, unless absolutely necessary -- blame her dad for that one.

Gabriel - He thinks everyone is better than they actually are, which can be a good thing but the boy is too trusting and naive for his own good, it normally leads to heartbreak.

Jasper - He’s not confident his skills and usually sticks to the sidelines instead of being a go-getter like his dad. He’s scared of people judging him and likes things to stay the same, not wanting change.

Gunnar - His major flaw could also be his greatest strength. He has a strong sense of justice and would usually try to interfere if things start to go wrong which could lead to good things...but he needs to choose his battles carefully: He can’t win every fight.

#heartsunholy #;out of the dome #;for every minute of the rest of my life i will fight (about fiona)#;i knew i'd never know that warm and loving glow though i might wish with all my might (about gabriel)#;somewhere deep inside these bones an emptiness began to grow (about jasper)#;big summer blowout! (about gunnar)

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teenageanarchiist · 5 years

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i just realized jasper is basically pinocchio but instead of being created by geppetto, he was created by a skeleton and a rag doll

#;out of the dome #;somewhere deep inside these bones an emptiness began to grow (about jasper)

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teenageanarchiist · 6 years

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Jasper: Why are we laying in the grass? Gabe: You were practicing for tourney tryouts and hit your head with your own stick. You were knocked unconscious. Gabe: So I laid down next to you so everybody would think we were just chillin’.

#;out of the dome #;crack #;somewhere deep inside these bones an emptiness began to grow (about jasper)#;i knew i'd never know that warm and loving glow though i might wish with all my might (about gabriel)

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teenageanarchiist · 7 years

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tag dump: HKs

#;out of the dome #;i'm tired of trying to be something i'm not (interactions -- gabriel)#;i knew i'd never know that warm and loving glow though i might wish with all my might (about gabriel)#;let's just assume that everyone in here doesn't like me (interactions - fiona)#;for every minute of the rest of my life i will fight (about fiona)#;just because i cannot see it doesn't mean i can't believe it (interactions - jasper)#;somewhere deep inside these bones an emptiness began to grow (about jasper)#;yoo-hoo! (interactions - gunnar)#;big summer blowout! (about gunnar)

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teenageanarchiist-a · 7 years

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tag dump: HKs

#;i'm tired of trying to be something i'm not (interactions -- gabriel)#;i knew i'd never know that warm and loving glow though i might wish with all my might (about gabriel)#;let's just assume that everyone in here doesn't like me (interactions - fiona)#;for every minute of the rest of my life i will fight (about fiona)#;just because i cannot see it doesn't mean i can't believe it (interactions - jasper)#;somewhere deep inside these bones an emptiness began to grow (about jasper)

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