#;somewhere deep inside these bones an emptiness began to grow (about jasper)

[teenageanarchiist]

My Muses as John Mulaney Quotes

Isle Kids:

Ramsey Boogie - “Well, thank ya for askin’. I used the Bittenbinder method. When I saw the perp approachin’, I chewed up a tab of Alka-Seltzer I carry with me at all times. This created a foaming-at-the-mouth appearance that made it look like I had rabies. Now I’ve thrown him off his rhythm.”

Cyrus Frollo -  “‘I’m gonna leave the room, you undress to your comfort level.’ So I put on a sweater and a pair of corduroy pants, and I felt safe.”

Basilisk -  “Fourteen years ago, I smoked cocaine the night before my college graduation. Now I’m afraid to get a flu shot. People change.”

Charles Clayton - “When I walk down the street, I need everybody, all day long, to like me so much. It’s exhausting. My wife said that walking around with me is like walking around with someone who’s running for mayor of nothing.”

Grace Gothel -  “God, I guess they’re finally going to kill us all. All right. This is younger than I thought I would be, but we are pretty big assholes.”

Hector Hook -  “Part of me was like, whatever, you know. You know those days when you’re like this might as well happen? Adult life is already so goddamn weird.”

Auradon Kids:

Fiona Fitzherbert - “Hey, do you want me to kill that guy for you? Because it sounds like he sucks and I will totally kill that guy for you. Okay, see you at improv practice.”

Q. Gabriel Hugo -  “I am six feet tall. I lower myself, I go, "Hi. Knock, knock.” I say “knock, knock” out loud….”

Jasper Skellington -  “I don’t know. I know you told me. But I have had a very long day. I am very small. And I have no money. So you can imagine the kind of stress that I am under.”

Gunnar Olsen - “I’m trying to stay nice though, because when I was a kid, I was raised that you should be nice to everyone in every situation because you never know their story. But now, at the end of my life, I don’t know, because a lot of people don’t seem that nice and they seem to be doing fine in the world.”

Morgan - “Percentage-wise, it is 100% easier not to do things than to do them. And so much fun not to do them! Especially when you are supposed to do them. In terms of, like, instant relief, cancelling plans is like heroin.”

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¿╳☹ (For whoever you want)

Jasper needs love so I’ll answer this for him

¿ Are they easily frightened?

He’s very jumpy at small things like jump scares and people in masks but sit him in front of The Exorcist and he’s just…stone-faced. 

╳ How would they react to seeing a loved one become possessed?

He’d bring out a bat and beat that demon out of them wtf

☹ Name one person they would kill for.

Considering he’s basically undead considering his parents, he doesn’t have to worry about dying. But he’d kill for close friends and anyone he considers helpless and in danger.

[teenageanarchiist]

muses as shane and squad quotes

Fuckin bless you for this ask.

Isle Kids:

Ramsey - “Devil fill me up with your 666.”

Cyrus -[looking at someone being athletic] “Haha. We get it, you’re fucking fit.”

Basilisk - [just the entirety of shane on xanax]

Charles - “Hey sis, what’s tea? Shit. Over it.”

Grace - “What would yours [gravestone] say?” “Probably she wanted this.”

Hector - “We’re having a moment!” “And I’m having a cola!”

Auradon Kids:

Fiona - “We’re not getting fucking onesies!” [cut to them all wearing onesies] “We got the fucking onesies.”

Gabriel - “I’m gonna say something really controversial: Harry Potter one was the best in the series!”

Jasper -  “I got nervous and instead of saying something cool, I just took the burritos.”

Gunnar - “My rap name would be Big Mom.”

Morgan - “I’m staaaaable today.” [falls over not a minute later]

[teenageanarchiist]

gunnar, holding jasper in his arms who’s just hanging limp: this my pumpkin. is that your pumpkin?

charles, looking down at grace who’s permanently stuck in the fetal position: i just make sure she doesn’t die on my watch

[teenageanarchiist]

teenageanarchiist’s Hero Kids

Fiona Fitzherbert, daughter of Rapunzel and Eugene Fitzherbert; Not your Typical Ray of Sunshine Gabriel Hugo, son of Quasimodo; Auradon’s Resident Cinnamon Bell Jasper Skellington, son of Jack Skellington and Sally; The Pumpkin Prince Whose Falling Apart Gunnar Olsen, son of Oaken; Big Friendly Mom Friend(TM) Morgan, daughter of Hercules and Megara; Measured by the Strength of Her Sass

[teenageanarchiist]

what are your character’s major flaws? (the aks)

I’m gonna try to keep these short and simple but here goes:

Fiona - Her stubbornness. She thinks herself capable of anything and she refuses to listen to reason, unless absolutely necessary -- blame her dad for that one.

Gabriel - He thinks everyone is better than they actually are, which can be a good thing but the boy is too trusting and naive for his own good, it normally leads to heartbreak.

Jasper - He’s not confident his skills and usually sticks to the sidelines instead of being a go-getter like his dad. He’s scared of people judging him and likes things to stay the same, not wanting change.

Gunnar - His major flaw could also be his greatest strength. He has a strong sense of justice and would usually try to interfere if things start to go wrong which could lead to good things...but he needs to choose his battles carefully: He can’t win every fight.

[teenageanarchiist]

i just realized jasper is basically pinocchio but instead of being created by geppetto, he was created by a skeleton and a rag doll 

[teenageanarchiist]

Jasper: Why are we laying in the grass? Gabe: You were practicing for tourney tryouts and hit your head with your own stick. You were knocked unconscious. Gabe: So I laid down next to you so everybody would think we were just chillin’.

[teenageanarchiist]

tag dump: HKs

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tag dump: HKs