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@ancicntforged / zhongli vc: do you require assistance, traveler?
"N-No no, that's uh, that's quite alright. Thanks for uh, asking I guess?"
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❝ You drink poison in front of somebody once and suddenly you're the problem. ❞
#;; poisonous flower | maomao#;; ic#;; open#;; verse tag pending#;; crack#// my little dumbass who experiments on herself with poison#// dont mind her
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@snowtombedstar
"Yes yes, it's really nice that you found a way to remove my chest plate. Woow, yes, it does glow on it's own too! Uhh, can I have it back now?"
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#I keep thinking he will literally try to eat anything too #like that meme of the owner's hand like pulling the cat's head back from his cup noodles photo
H E L P
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"But you're always wearing red - didn't you come into Fontaine wearing red? Did they automatically just toss you into jail the second you walked in?"
He sighed. "Did they bring you a change of clothes yet? Otherwise, aren't you just gonna accrue more prison time for continuing to be in red...?" Unfortunately for Thoma, it seemed like denim was the in fashion nowadays for prison attire. Maybe he would have preferred the usual striped uniform.
"Haha! Consider it a matter of unintentionally declaring war on all of Fontaine."
"Appearantly wearing red on the Hydro Archon's.." Ahem. "First Hydro archon's birthday is worth a decade behind bars. Guess I'll have to get comfortable, huh?"
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For Precure @traincarsandstars
He feels something ominous in the distance.
Observing Stelle reaction between the two images, Dan Heng isn't sure how to react. He definitely can see the wheels turning in her head and connecting dots where it shouldn't be connected.
But he's in a good (little shit) mood today so he'll humor his friend.
"If you're suggesting the High Cloud Quintet have the so-called Magical Girl Transformation- They did. They transformed with the power of their friendship and love, and fought evil everyday." Dan Heng said seriously, crossing his arms to appraise the two images. He recognize the "anime" (as Mr. Yang put it). "Dan Feng in particular had the fanciest transformation sequence of all."
Dan Heng knows he's going to regret this, have his foot shoved into his mouth later but again- He's having fun.
If Dan Feng is screaming in their shared consciousness, it's double the fun for him.
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"That's really what you want to focus on right now?"
"Yeah, a little bit! how the fuck does Doctor fucking Eggman owes you money!?"
"I don't remember."
"The fuck you mean you don't remember!?"
"I mean I don't fucking remember okay?, we got other shit going on right now!"
"what other shit do you have going that is MORE important Doctor fucking Eggman owing you money?!"
"I don't fucking know man!. okay? that's the line of work we're in! sometimes Doctor Eggman owes you money. sometimes you cut someone's face off! that's THE GAME!"
"...did you just say you cut someone's face off?"
"...Fuck-"
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"Do I want to know why people are talking about husbands and work?"
#dash commentary tag pending#never stop. 9 out of 10 gamblers quit right before they win big ( crack | joke | non serious rp )
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"No - no, that's fine! I mean, I was flustered yeah, but it's not anything that serious. No need to go up in arms about it, don't worry." Thankfully there wasn't any asking about the subject manner, that would've been a little harder to explain.
"I was concerned. You appeared flustered by that shadow's question. Shall I end them for you?"
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incorrect quotes ft. @retconned-royalty
#( єуєѕ αѕ ∂αяк αѕ нєя нєαят αи∂ αѕ ємρту αѕ нєя ѕσυℓ || visage )#retconned-royalty#( crack tag pending )#( incorrect quotes. )
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THIS SUCKS.
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This situation feels familiar...
Trapped within the traveler's bongo..
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observing interactions between your mutuals but it's like this in your head
@ringwraithd @lepermajesty
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This one is my murder hobo pal get your own bitches @estarion
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📜 / caritaaaaaaaa
sarita: i've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There is nothing you can do to stop them. carlos: this is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.
#loyalpromise#carita tag pending.#Დ ▫ SARITA | answered#Დ ▫ GENERAL | crack#Დ ▫ GENERAL | my edits#i love themmmmmmmmm
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It's not a win if Tighnari isn't around to see the benefits of his progress. Also Cyno would be sad.
Well, since the traveler was watching him do it, that would only mean he would be the one to stop them from trying. Tighnari would have made a sacrifice for scientific progress. Win-win.
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