#;crack tag pending

[risingsol]

@ancicntforged / zhongli vc: do you require assistance, traveler?

"N-No no, that's uh, that's quite alright. Thanks for uh, asking I guess?"

[maudlxne]

❝ You drink poison in front of somebody once and suddenly you're the problem. ❞

[determination-personified]

"That's really what you want to focus on right now?"

"Yeah, a little bit! how the fuck does Doctor fucking Eggman owes you money!?"

"I don't remember."

"The fuck you mean you don't remember!?"

"I mean I don't fucking remember okay?, we got other shit going on right now!"

"what other shit do you have going that is MORE important Doctor fucking Eggman owing you money?!"

"I don't fucking know man!. okay? that's the line of work we're in! sometimes Doctor Eggman owes you money. sometimes you cut someone's face off! that's THE GAME!"

"...did you just say you cut someone's face off?"

"...Fuck-"

[gcldfanged]

#I keep thinking he will literally try to eat anything too #like that meme of the owner's hand like pulling the cat's head back from his cup noodles photo

H E L P

[risingsol]

"But you're always wearing red - didn't you come into Fontaine wearing red? Did they automatically just toss you into jail the second you walked in?"

He sighed. "Did they bring you a change of clothes yet? Otherwise, aren't you just gonna accrue more prison time for continuing to be in red...?" Unfortunately for Thoma, it seemed like denim was the in fashion nowadays for prison attire. Maybe he would have preferred the usual striped uniform.

"Haha! Consider it a matter of unintentionally declaring war on all of Fontaine."

"Appearantly wearing red on the Hydro Archon's.." Ahem. "First Hydro archon's birthday is worth a decade behind bars. Guess I'll have to get comfortable, huh?"

[risingsol]

THIS SUCKS.

[shining-gem34]

For Precure @traincarsandstars

He feels something ominous in the distance.

Observing Stelle reaction between the two images, Dan Heng isn't sure how to react. He definitely can see the wheels turning in her head and connecting dots where it shouldn't be connected.

But he's in a good (little shit) mood today so he'll humor his friend.

"If you're suggesting the High Cloud Quintet have the so-called Magical Girl Transformation- They did. They transformed with the power of their friendship and love, and fought evil everyday." Dan Heng said seriously, crossing his arms to appraise the two images. He recognize the "anime" (as Mr. Yang put it). "Dan Feng in particular had the fanciest transformation sequence of all."

Dan Heng knows he's going to regret this, have his foot shoved into his mouth later but again- He's having fun.

If Dan Feng is screaming in their shared consciousness, it's double the fun for him.

[aluckiicoin]

"Do I want to know why people are talking about husbands and work?"

[risingsol]

"No - no, that's fine! I mean, I was flustered yeah, but it's not anything that serious. No need to go up in arms about it, don't worry." Thankfully there wasn't any asking about the subject manner, that would've been a little harder to explain.

"I was concerned. You appeared flustered by that shadow's question. Shall I end them for you?"

[ofcrossrcads]

incorrect quotes ft. @retconned-royalty

[ethuithel]

observing interactions between your mutuals but it's like this in your head

@ringwraithd @lepermajesty

[risingsol]

This situation feels familiar...

Trapped within the traveler's bongo..

[nifretane]

This one is my murder hobo pal get your own bitches @estarion

[determination-personified]

"1v1 right now dickhead!. COD 4. shipment. I'm running on SPITE. six hours of sleep and back problems!"

"You can't fuck me I'm already dead!"

[lovingpromise]

📜 / caritaaaaaaaa

sarita: i've already sent good vibes your way... they're coming. There is nothing you can do to stop them. carlos: this is the most threatening way I've ever been cheered up.

[risingsol]

"That was related to a different conversation! The tendies came after!!" The traveler merely dragged his hands down his face at the other's increasingly vulgar language and implications. He can't even threaten to tell his mom Nahida because that was the last thing he wanted to relay to her.

"How can I prove to you that it wasn't that?!"

@risingsol

THIS AND THAT ARE DIFFERENT

"Do you expect me to believe that? With the face you were making? You do understand that we all know you want to fuck Xiao, right?"

It's Aether Bullying Hours!