#;baby tax {peter b. parker & cindy | radioactivedadbod}

[eideticspider]

"I pay ATTENTION to what he says--but I tend to ignore him when it comes to Taylor Swift," Cindy grinned, accepting Mayday with a wide smile. Immediately, she's lightly bouncing the girl, tickling under her chin. "Isn't that RIGHT? Yes...Fascism can't write Anti-Hero, now can it?"

She turns her attention back to Peter, content with light bounces and tickling her favorite Parker. (No offense Peter!) "Alright, so--basically Lego Spider-Man is still the ultimate favorite. I think I'm in SECOND, don't ask why," her cheeks pink and she returns her attention to Mayday. "I think your dad is right next to Hobie and Ben. What d'you think, huh?"

" Wow, way to include my innocent daughter on your twisted capitalist and consumerist machinations, Moon. Am I the only one paying attention to what Hobie is saying around here?" Though based on the way Mayday was eagerly reaching at her, he assumed the self-preservation instinct didn't kick in till age five. C'mon, Mayday, you are ruining the bit!

" But... I still find your trade acceptable." With the slightest hint of a smile, he holds the baby out for her, making ever-so-subtle baby-noises whilst doing so, " It better be some entertaining gossip, Mayday's very picky about those."