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[queenofbaws]

Queenie!!! Do I even need to say the pairing, the real question is the prompt....

"Do you remember when you said 'what's the worst that could happen?' This. This is the worst."

"It's not that bad," and oh, even without turning from the mirror he could hear the grin in her voice - the cruel, smarmy, oh-I'm-so-tickled-by-this-turn-of-events grin - "don't get me wrong, it is bad, just...not that bad."

"It's a nightmare," he said stiffly, gesturing to the sashes, the buckles, the (oh for the love of...) tiny matching hat. "I survive a qunari invasion, a civil war, multiple assassination attempts, a Chantry explosion, the Seeker's interrogation, and somehow this is still the worst thing that's happened to me."

"Dramatic," Hawke teased, the curve of her smirk obvious as she joined him in the mirror, bending to playfully kiss his cheek, "keep that up, the Orlesians love listening to foreign dignitaries whine about their fashionable misfortu - "

A knock on the door, brisk and loud, brought an end to her prodding, and without being bade to, one of Josephine's runners popped her head into the room; "Dreadfully sorry for the wait," she said, though to Varric's ears she sounded more bored than breathless, "I know the timing is close, but we were able to find matching attire in your size after all, Champion - I'll leave it here, on the hook?"

He barely waited until the girl had left to slide his eyes to Hawke's, her earlier smirk proving contagious as he jokingly pitched his voice up into a crude imitation of hers: "It's not that bad..."

six sentence sat(or)sunday!!!