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godonthetraintracks · 3 years ago

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Wayward Cave, Pt 2.

It's finally here! Looks like Emmet's first patrol with Ingo isn't going quite as smoothly as planned...

[Image ID: A series of four greyscale comics. In the first comic, Ingo stands gesturing to the entrance of Wayward Cave, with Emmet approaching from the foreground.

Ingo: "AH-HEM! We have arrived at our destination! We should proceed with caution, it is likely that Warden Melli removed the torches this morning."

Emmet and Ingo enter the cave, with Ingo pointing forwards to lead the way.

Ingo: "It is as I thought. The torches have been removed! Come, Emmet, we must replace them at once!"

Emmet goes to look at the cave's torches: "Right!" He notices a torch that's still obviously lit, giving off light. "Huh, wait... this one's still lit...?" He gestures offscreen. "And over there, too!"

Ingo approaches to take a closer look at the torch, leaning downwards slightly.

Ingo: "What? ...You're right! How peculiar..."

Emmet leans over, gesturing inquisitively with both sets of arms: "But why would some be extinguished but others not? Did we catch Melli in the act?"

Ingo: "I don't think so. I've never managed to arrive early enough to catch sight of him, let alone stop him." Emmet hmms.

Emmet turns away, pointing onwards into the cave. An arrow points to him that says "Only good intentions, I'm sure."

Emmet: "Verrrrrrrry interesting. Maybe he missed his alarm! Let us see if we can find-"

Emmet is cut off by a sudden loud scream reverberating through the cave, causing him and Ingo to jump in shock. The former grips his ears tightly, pulling them downwards.

Second comic.

Ingo stands looking further into the cave. In the distance, a voice can be seen screaming: "SOMEONE HELP ME HOLY SH-"

Ingo: "That sounds like... Warden Melli! He must be in some sort of trouble. We should investigate quickly!"

Ingo leads the charge, Emmet following behind with his hooves audibly clacking on the floor. He seems ready to enjoy Melli's bad karma.

Ingo: "It sounded like it came from this part of the cave, Warden Melli should be near..."

Ingo trails off, as he and Emmet both stare at something in shock. Their steps cut off abruptly: "...by..."

Melli can be seen slumped over his Skuntank, leaning against a scratched-up cave wall. His Drapion and Golbat are fainted in the foreground, also covered in numerous gashes. A smattering of strange black gunk seems to be covering their bodies and portions of the floor.

Ingo calls out from offscreen: "WARDEN MELLI!!"

This seems to rouse Melli, who picks his head up and holds a hand to it.

Melli: "Ugh... What was..."

Melli seems to catch sight of Ingo and Emmet, and stands up quickly despite his previous state. He looks at the two of them angrily, in an aggressive stance.

Melli: "Wait a minute. YOU."

Melli rushes forward and grabs Ingo by the collar, lifting him slightly and shaking him. Ingo's head looks to the side, unimpressed. Melli's face appears angry.

Melli: "Y-YOU!!! You LIED to me, didn't you!! You really are some kind of deity and you- you-"

As Melli rattles off a list of threats, Ingo sighs: "Such a relief to see you're okay, Warden Melli."

Melli, still holding Ingo says: "You sent that THING after me, didn't you?! I swear, the Diamond Clan will NOT stand for this. I'm going to-"

He suddenly drops Ingo, sheepishly muttering out: "...put you down now." Emmet can be seen looming large in the background, an indescribable look on his face. His eyes glow slightly with yellow light, obviously displeased with Melli's actions.

Ingo looks slightly exasperated, saying: "Okay, let us all calm down..."

Third comic.

A loud growl can be seen emanating from further within the cave, causing Melli to panic. Loud stomping can be heard approaching from the distance.

Melli, hands to his face in fright: "WAAAAAH! IT'S COMING BACK!!"

He clings desperately to Emmet's leg, who looks incredibly unamused with the situation. Melli cries out: "WAAAAAH Almighty Sinnoh protect meeeeeeee!"

Emmet is still smiling, but is obviously very angry with the Warden: "I am Emmet. Remove your hands at once or I will kick your teeth in."

Meanwhile, the stomping continues, and Ingo looks further into the cave.

Ingo, staring straight ahead: "Cut it out, you two! It's coming this way!" He pauses. "Is that... an Alpha Garchomp?"

The stomping stops. A strange-looking Garchomp can be seen, with a shadowy goop coming off of its body and dripping from its mouth. Its eyes are glowing a bright red, with trails of light flowing from them a short distance. It lets out a low growl.

Emmet and Ingo look toward the strange Garchomp. Emmet appears apprehensive, while Ingo appears inquisitive at the sight.

Emmet, twiddling the fingers of his lower arms and appearing nervous: "S-s-something is verrrrrry wrong here. I am getting chills..."

Ingo does not appear to be listening, and says out loud to himself: "This can't be right... I know of all the Alphas who call this cave home, and a Garchomp is not one of them."

Melli can be seen in the background looking angry, shouting: "Can you two freaks PLEASE stop standing around and expositioning?? She's going to-"

The Garchomp moves into a battle stance, crouching low and causing a tremor to rip through the cave, causing chunks of rock to fall from the celling around her. She lets out a mighty roar as her fins scratch the cave walls around her.

Ingo shouts from offscreen: "Ah!! If this keeps up, she'll cause a cave-in!"

Fourth comic.

Ingo holds a pokeball in his right hand, pointing toward the screen with his left.

Ingo, with one eye closed, ready to throw his pokeball: "Hrm... normally I would try to reason with an Alpha first, but this presents an unacceptable safety risk!"

Ingo throws out his pokemon, a Machamp, gesturing towards it. Machamp stands ready to go on the offensive, bellowing.

Ingo: "GO, MACHAMP! Machamp, use Ice Punch!"

Machamp rushes towards the Alpha Garchomp, seizing her tightly around the neck causing her to sputter and choke. Machamp prepares two arms to strike with icy power, fists clenched tightly.

Before Machamp can deliver his blow, the Alpha Garchomp causes another tremor, knocking Machamp loose and sending it hurtling toward the ground. The tremor is so strong this time that a crack begins forming on the cave floor between her feet.

Emmet, who appeared to be cheering Ingo on while rearing up on his hind legs, is caught off balance by the tremor and begins flailing his arms around helplessly. He falls to the ground, causing Ingo to turn towards him with a shocked and worried expression, calling his name.

Emmet, now fallen, looks up at the Alpha Garchomp that has made its way over to him, having presumably made quick work of Ingo's Machamp. Emmet smiles nervously, seemingly preparing himself for what comes next.

Emmet: "Oh crap. This will be verrrrrry painful..." /.End ID]

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crimsonandcloverwrites · 3 years ago

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bhah ch6 it’s go time

excitable bby carson is so cute I love that kid

Dani uuuhhh being so in tune w Jamie always is so lovely. and Jamie almost being a bit scared of accepting her kindness when she’s truly hurting is so interesting like I think Dani really is her person but she still can’t fully let down all her walls around her. or tbh probably doesn’t have the emotional capacity to understand how she’s feeling and communicate that properly gah someone pls give her unending emotional support she makes my heart hurt so much

“There was an odd expression on her face that Dani couldn’t place” that’s love babey (i feel like there are a lot of moments like this lol I love seeing this all from Dani’s POV)

oof Dani trying to figure out where she’d ‘misstepped’ bc of a look Karen gave her god she doesn’t deserve this

the way she can make Dani have a fucking panic attack just by being near her ummmmmm I hate her. like i can’t even comment on this bit bc I’m mostly just trying to read it really fast and not reflect too hard

ah sweet Jamie

hmmmm is this the moment Dani falls in love with Jamie please it’s so sweet and casual and literally just Jamie being herself and caring about Dani with her whole heart. no wonder. also the contrast of this with her realising as an adult is beautiful. Dani u poor little confused gay angel

the dirty paperback a staple of all good plotlines

dsfjhdfkjghkjfh when Dani straddles her and Jamie just fucking freezes oh my god this part makes me laugh so much you poor little lesbian

““As you wish,” Jamie said softly.” oh god oh no not the princess bride rn this whole bit is too soft

“Twenty-four hours alone with Jamie in her house, and it was like Dani had suddenly forgotten what the emptiness of it felt like.” oof just. Jamie is her home I can’t even think about that concept too hard it is too beautiful and all-encompassing

Milkshake Monday is so cute I’m gonna make a milkshake on Monday in honour of the O’Mara/Clayton/Taylor gang

Eddie’s “he rested his hand oddly on the ground between them, his palm up and hands loose“ is giving me flashbacks to the only date I ever went on with a man please not this move

aww poor Jamie is jealous (and probably very sadly realising she will never get to be where Eddie is with the handholding and blossoming relationship ouch) (this is also giving me flashbacks stop living inside my brain)

oh my god Jamie sprinting away from David w the paperback i’m dying

aww lil D&D bebes

dfgdjfh “I cast: slap you in the face.” i think he has some points

Eddie and his endless sheets of notes and plans is actually super cute.

Carson wanting to be evil there is somethin to be said abt queer-coded villians and that is that I love them and the gravitational forces they apply to baby gays

god the sibling banter in this is so perfect this is exactly how this wld have gone down w me n my siblings

lmao eddie really is in his element this is so good

god Jamie just... so anxiously awaiting for the only source of stability she’s ever had in her life to return I am emotional

teeny baby mikey. Jamie’s parents are the fucking worst for the ways they treated their kids but I’m so glad Nan can be here for them

why is... jamie so upset?? is this like. it kinda puts the nail in the coffin of the idea of her family being whole again?? is it just because Jamie wasn’t told what’s happening and she feels out of control?? let me see inside ur brain jamie u poor confused angry little bird

ugh now I am thinking about the idea of family and building ur own and getting to choose the people that mean the most to you and it sucks that for some people the families they were born into can’t be that and this is too much for a Sunday afternoon

oh she’s upset by the change of it all (tho like... that’s probably just the easiest part to talk about rn I’m sure it’s a lot of complicated emotions)

the foreshadowing of “I’ll be the one to take care of him”

"She isn't going to just up and leave you alone with a baby, Jamie." genuinely too fragile for this rn

fuck i can just picture extremely sullen teenage Jamie with feelings too big to process properly trying to just survive and sweet understanding Dani giving her a really gentle place to kind of... reflect a bit and work through them. I am. also having feelings too big to process properly. i love that Nan knows Dani is this for her too and probably sent her after her for that exact reason

hhhmnngfhgh washing her hands for her the intricate rituals of it all

“Can just call him ‘Bawbag’ and be done with it.” jesus christ Jamie sdkjfhdkjdghk I am wheezing

Dani giving Mikey the nickname literally means everything to meeeeeeee

Dani picking up pamphlets for Ed and Jamie too is so cute

lmao Dani is like. a boy??? asking me to homecoming???? panic time

Roger’s lil crush on Jamie is so funny bro ur barking up the wrong tree... in the wrong forest... in the wrong hemisphere... lost in space somewhere

Jamie getting to grow her own flowers is so wonderful and Dani recognising this is where she’s the most fulfilled is so lovely (and I finally know where the pressed morning glory from the box is yus)

god Karen is so relentlessly mean to Dani why are u like this

Jesus christ the thought of Dani asking Nan what sodomy is. the heartattack she wld have

woof this like subtle ‘you’ll never be accepted bc it’s just not right’ vibe from Karen in this whole conversation w Judy this is tooooo familiar. no wonder she just keeps repressing it all (should i be using this fic to process my own life probably not)

Jamie taking them to an outdoor picture theatre because Dani mentioned wanting to go one time ow my heart. this is basically their first date no?? flip that’s cute. oh god a horror movie tho sdkjfhdjf Jamie

i think there’s such an interesting thing of Dani and Jamie just... falling into each other in this really uneventful way and their whole relationship being this really full thing without a big realisation of ‘this is what love/romance is’ and is probably half the reason Dani isn’t really able to name it as that?? like i love it and i think it’s so sweet but I wonder if Jamie was ever able to actually say something if that would have finally tipped her tiny lil repressed brain over into realisation???

this whole bit is so sweetly innocent I love it

another day 3 days another emotional rollercoaster of a chapter gbless

#bhah

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tellywoodtrash · 4 years ago

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immj 16.10.20 lb

blah blah what sari for aarti issues. billionaire gangster's wives, they're just like us!!!!!!

god usmein some integration with that bloody pinjara show also. pass. fwding.

meanwhile idhar bhi wardrobe issues coz ishani has no idea how to dress for a pooja. fwding.

great, using the "maryaada" waala argument to physically intimidate a woman. i fucking hate this garbage trope of taming of the shrew.

maata ko chunni kaun chadhaayega politics.

and demure wife gently beckoning husband to come to mandir. jesus this whole ass ep is out to fucking test me.

family seems on edge about her calling vansh for pooja. masla kya hai??

dadi persuades for choodi ki rasam.

i just finished twisted 2 and this dude is soooooo much better in it. he's allowed to move his face and show emotion, allowed to talk in his natural voice, and it makes suchhhhh a marked difference.

is this even a real rasam, or one of those made-up-for-tellywood type of rasams?

anyway, heavy bedroom eyes he's giving her in front of maata rani. the rasam's already working!!!!

“laal rang suhaag ki nishaani hai. tumhe pata hai dhoke ki kya nishaani hai? khoon. laal khoon.”

aaaaaaaaaaand he ruined the moment.

debating on whether achcha shagun ya apshagun and oh my god i just don't care why can't y'all rein in your psychopath boy so that he didn't break the goddamn choodi in the first place?!?!?!

more cryptic statements. man, you know what, you're really harshing my navaratri buzz. stay the fuck away if you're gonna be like this for all the 9 days.

kaaaand saare karo khud, aur solution poocho maata rani se. yeh achcha hai.

oh, there's some kadwa sach that vansh associates with navaratri. AND YOU COULDN'T TELL HER THIS BEFORE???????

blah blah maa chod ke chali gayi, he is always sad and mad and bad during these days.

doesn't omkara wear this outfit in some ep???????

ayyyyyyyyyyyyy yeh pinjara mein far left waala toh naamkaran waala ali haina??????

vansh aur SEJAL ki bhawar mein??????/ sis, sejal has nothing to do with this. this is all about your other boy toy. you need to decide which boat to put both feet in, coz aise toh......... you’re just gonna get murdered by one of them.

ainvayi ka showdown and idhar udhar ki dhamkis.

riddhima giving another moral science lesson and saying it's navaratri, andar ke buraai ka vinaash kar do, vansh ko khud sab bata do. god bohutttt pakaati hai yeh.

mummy is meeeeeeee. calling out riddhima's stupidityyyy.

vansh ki maa ki painting jalaayi thi; man wtf is even going on in this house, you ppl are all seriously starved for entertainment.

mummy's like you no doodh ki dhuli either, you're fucking him over too. man, can you really blame the guy for being this paranoid about being betrayed???? everyone in this house other than dadi and siya is a fucking snake.

lol riddhima's like wtf is going on, DOES EVERYONE KNOW!?!?!!?

“main poochne aayi thi ki hum pooja mein kya pehne; ab lagta hai kafan hi choose karna padega.”

lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooo chachiiiiiii

vansh is back to sending everyone weirdass messages again. main hoti toh isko mute kardeti. iska toh poora din yehi chalta rehta hai. who wants bs like this clogging up the phone all damn day?????

iss ghar mein toh saare hi dhokebaaz hain. iske liye yeh roz roz ka karyakram kyun???? just send out a weekly newsletter or some shit, with "Dhokebaaz Of The Week".

ofc, ghoom phir ke sab riddhima ki galti hai. i mean, i agree that she's an extraordinary pain, but kabhi khud ke girebaan mein bhi jhaanka karo kameeno. 85% manhoosiyat tumhi logon ne phailaayi hai.

mummy being a real dumbass and telling everyone all their secrets (that she shouldn’t know) and leaving them wondering how she knows. kabir isn't gonna be happy about this.

vansh playing ms. trunchbull and has called this special assembly coz “kisi ko sazaa deni hai.”

sorry, i will only accept if the sazaa is either a gigantic chocolate cake to be finished in one sitting, or he does a human hammer throw. (*crosses fingers and prays, pls be aryan, pls be aryan*)

mummy is being overconfident. which can only mean that it's her head on the chopping block.

ENOUGH WITH THE DRAMATICS, JUST ANNOUNCE IT ALREADY. OR ARE YOU WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO GIVE YOU A LITTLE ENVELOPE LIKE AT THE OSCARS??????

not at all unnerving to have someone glare at you and say all this shit.

Bitch Barbie is me. so bored outta her minddddddd with this nonsense.

lmao these fuckers happy that they got away.

mummy is like time for me to do some overacting and chadhofy on the RIDDHIMA SUXXXXX train.

but whooooooooops. vansh was talking about you, mommy dearest.

hahahahahahahahaha aryan's“heinnnnn?????” eyes is literally

oufffffffffff draaaaaaaaaaaamaaaaaaa.

i’m really having a blast just watching aryan in the bg.

all this was just about the fucking paintingggggg????? abbe yaaaaaaaaaaaar.

but i thought he hated his mom??? why's he so torn up about her aakhri nishaani??? besides doesn't he have a statue of her???? god, this man is just..... too many fucking issues.

oh, this one seems not very surprised. did she know that mummy was shady???

mummy is also like "arre yaaaaaaaar, it's just about the painting?? lol, nbd."

mummy's like i wanted to tell you the truth about burning the painting but riddhima stopped me from doing it. whut???????? that doesn't even fucking make sense. riddhima is the one who got blamed for it ultimately, why the fuck would she stop you from telling the truth?????

vansh ki akal bhi aaj ghutne mein, that this nonsense is apparently making sense to him. must be breathing all the stupidity air that riddhima exhales.

maata rani ki jhooti kasam. waah bhai waah.

itne mein hi gangster pighal gaya. laanat.

oh shit, mummy ne saari story bataa di. just left out kabir's name as her son. said that she doesn't know where her long lost kidnapped son is.

riddhima like THISSSSSSS BITCHHHHHHHHHHH

oh damn, she put it on riddhima ki she was blackmailing her about this whole secret illegitimate son. godddddddddddd who the fuckkkkk would believe such a dumbass story???

this tall, dark yellow, and dumbass, that's who.

i mean, i wanted vansh to take mummy's side over riddhima's in this particular matter, but ugh NOT LIKE THISSSSSSS.

time for ultimate test of truth: “meri aankhon mein aankhein daal kar dekho!”

i would fail this test even when being truthful af, coz eye contact makes me HELLA uncomfortable. guess i'm always gonna be called a liar.

lmao vansh just straight up closed his eyes and refused to look into hers.

oh god mummy ki overacting has been turned up to a 14.

ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.

vansh giving the same look at mummy stabbing herself with a trishul that i give when my cat is making suspicious noises in the next room.

#ishq mein marjawan 2 #immj2 #immj2 lbs #episode liveblogs

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celestialseclusion-blog · 7 years ago

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Casually resisting the urge to make a SU OC cause I know the hype from watching the recent episodes is getting to me.

#;outoffur #;(( UGHHH I DON"T NEED ANOTHER BLOG ))#;(( than again oc blogs are typically slow so maybe...))#;(( UGH NO SOMEONE STOP MEEEEEEEE ))

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docholligay · 4 years ago

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I started watching ER from the beginning after you blogged a bit, I am further along than you, and rediscovering my fondness for Kerry Weaver, though i suppose it will take a while for you to have a fresh memory on that!

I haven’t seen past “The GIft” please don’t spoil meeeeeeee

I don’t watch much TV--I don’t mean that in an “I, an intellectual” way, just in a, “I do a lot of shit and don’t have the time” way. Like, today I was off, and here’s a break down of my day:

5:00 am: Woke up, made lunch for hiking, packed our bags

6:00 am: Left for hiking

6:00-12:30: Unsuccessful berry hike, will try again in two weeks.

12:30-1:45: Trying to fix a blown fuse

1:45-3:00: researching fixing crankshaft sensor and ordering for pickup from O’reilley’s.

3:30-5: Watched an episode of ER which waiting for JIll.

5:00-7:00: Take peppermint brownies over to Jill’s Dad for his birthday

7:00 to now: I have gotten fuck all done today! I resolve to answer at least four asks before signing off till tomorrow. AFTER WHICH I WILL TAKE A BATH.

This isn’t to make anyone feel bad for me--my life is busy but pleasant and rewarding--but just to be like “I swear I am not ignoring your recs this is just my schedule”

ALL OF WHICH is to long-windedly say that I know it’s taking me forever to watch ER, and I hope no one is on tenterhooks for my reactions. I REMEMBER liking Kerry, but I could not to save my own life tell you why. I assume when I get to her I will remember, as I did remember why I liked Mark so much.

I find myself SO frustrated with Susan, and some of this is a personal thing! People who cannot state their boundaries, REFUSE to, really fucking aggravate me. I know that about myself, and everyone has their thing, but my attitude with her right now is basically “You’re choosing to be miserable. Good luck with that.”

Oh and god I find Doug SO frustrating. I liked him a lot more as a kid and maybe it’s something that will come about in later seasons, and I don’t even HATE him, I just see someone trapped by their own inertia and lack of direction and I’m like, “Hey! Stop fucking other people over with your fight between your desire to be a human and your desire to self-destruct! Shit or get off the pot, Doug!”

I find Benton SO MUCH MORE compelling than I did as a kid! I don’t think as a kid I could have appreciated his arc, but I really appreciate it as an adult, his reaching and grasping, and the way he can push it MUCH too far because he has something to prove, constantly. I love the whole thing with the Starzl fellowship and how SHE WAS RIGHT ABOUT HIM. He didn’t want her to win if he had to lose. UGH, I love it, I love his whole grumpy thing with Carter.

Speaking of Carter, I find him so much more charming. I think I can see him as a baby now, and realize that he just doesnt know things, where when I was younger the whole wunderkind genius thing was what I wanted. I wanted to be young and special, so I wanted heroes who were. Now I see so much more humanity in Carter.

Also shoutout to that episode that showed the consequences of casual transmisogyny. It wasn’t what I expected, and I liked, as I often appreciate with ER versus GA, that it doesn’t hit you over the head with a moral lesson. YOu have to suss it out for yourself. It’s there! But Benton isn’t going to turn to Carter and go “What if we had behaved differently? What if we had treated her with respect?” *stares at camera* it’s not that kind of show with ANY of its moral lessons and I really appreciate that.

I was shocked by the swerve with Cvetic, did NOT see it coming, thought I was being set up for something totally different

#Anonymous

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arcanelaurels · 7 years ago

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I just read your "kravitz and taako meet at a (college?) party and taako's super drunk" fic and loved it. Did you ever/could you ever write a follow up to that scene?

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Part 1

“Hmmmm…”

Taako absentmindedly ran his hand through his hair that hung below him as he dangled upside down halfway off of his bed.

“Hmmmmmm…”

He shook out his hair and sat up, imagining that he probably looked quite glamorous as his hair fell forward to frame his face. He ruffled it a couple times for good measure (despite the fact that no one could see him), then tapped his phone against his chin a couple times. He unlocked it to look at his contacts page. For a few moments, his thumb hovered over the screen in hesitation.

“Ughhh!” He groaned and fell back so he was hanging upside down again.

It had been three days since he’d gotten sloppily drunk at a party and thrown himself at that (extremely sexy) classmate of his. Three days since Magnus had thoroughly embarrassed him even more than he’d embarrassed himself. Three days since Kravitz had given him his number.

I hope you’ll text me sometime. When you’re sober, that is.

Taako was most definitely sober now. And tomorrow he had his class with Kravitz. It would be a bit awkward to see him in person again without texting him.

But he just couldn’t fucking do it.

What was he supposed to say? Hey, it’s me. Cha’boy. You know, the guy who basically assaulted you while drunk? Sooo…you wanna go out sometime?

As if.

He groaned again - loudly - and sat back up. He’d spent the past three hours trying to figure out how to text Kravitz. Three hours. That’s more time than he spent on anything other than cooking, primping, or studying (though he wouldn’t admit that last one to anyone but his sister). Three hours of fruitless brainstorming. He absentmindedly ruffled his hair and flipped it a couple times as he glanced around his room, searching for ideas.

His eyes landed on where Kravitz’s jacket was hanging off the back of his chair. Taako grinned as an idea formed in his head.

Kravitz was beginning to regret giving Taako his number.

Three days and zero texts. Either Taako wasn’t as into him as it seemed, or he was too embarrassed about his behavior that night to contact him. But he didn’t really seem like the kind of guy to let embarrassment get in his way.

He nervously fidgeted with his pencil, rapidly tapping it against his textbook. He’d been trying to study the entire weekend but was too distracted. Why did he give Taako his number? Why didn’t he ask for Taako’s number instead?

No, that wouldn’t have worked. He never would’ve gotten up the nerve to text him. But at least then he would’ve known that the lack of communication was his own fault. This was just agony.

His thoughts were interrupted by his phone vibrating with a notification. He grabbed it - a bit too eagerly - and saw that he’d gotten a text from an unknown number. Oh gods. Kravitz took a breath before opening the text.

He spluttered a bit when he saw what Taako had sent him. It was a photo - nothing racy, but quite the glamour shot - of Taako wearing the jacket that Kravitz had loaned him. He was biting his lip and had one hand running through his hair in a suggestive pose. Underneath the picture, two more messages appeared.

Unknown Number: i think ill be keeping this bad boy for myselfUnknown Number: looks pretty good on me dontcha think?

Kravitz needed a few moments to process. How the hell was he supposed to respond to that? As he tried to gather his thoughts, he took the time to add Taako’s number to his contacts. After a few more moments, he came up with what he hoped was a sufficient reply. Gods, he hated flirting over text.

Me: I think you’d look better out of it

It only took a couple moments for Taako to reply, but it was quite possibly the longest few moments of Kravitz’s existence.

Taako: ooo spicy boyTaako: at least buy me dinner first Me: Is that all it takes?

Kravitz grimaced with immediate regret as he waited for a response.

Taako: listenTaako: you already saw me at that partyTaako: i think any semblance of integrity is already out the window my dude

Kravitz chuckled - nervously - and tapped his fingers on the table as he tried to gather up the courage to send another message.

Taako sat in his bed as he waited for Kravitz’s next text. He pulled his knees up to his chest, hugging the jacket tighter around himself . It was just because it was a really comfy jacket. And he wanted to make sure it smelled like him when he gave it back to Kravitz. It definitely had nothing to do with the crush he had on that guy.

Krav Boy: So do you want to go to dinner, then?

Taako chewed on his lip. He supposed it was his fault for making that dinner joke, but he didn’t know how to tell Kravitz that he didn’t really like any of the restaurants nearby.

Me: ehhh dinners too basicKrav Boy: Do you have better ideas for a second date? Me: SECOND date????Krav Boy: Yeah, the party was our first date Me: you got a pretty fuckin wild idea of what constitutes a date my dudeKrav Boy: How so?Krav Boy: We danced, we had a nice conversation, and I dropped you off at your place Me: i think you mean Me: i threw myself at you Me: i overshared about my dumb problems Me: my “”””friend”””” exposed me Me: and then you nagged me to drink waterKrav Boy: Forgive me. I won’t refer to it as a date, then

Taako sighed. Who the fuck texted so formally? He was going to have to work with him on that if they ever got past a second date.

Well, depending on what classified as a date.

Me: you hear about that new place that opened up on campus?Krav Boy: You’ll have to be a bit more specific than thatKrav Boy: I don’t really keep up with campus activities

Taako rolled his eyes. Hopeless.

Me: its one of those wine and pottery placesKrav Boy: Oh, I’ve never been to one of those. What’s it called? Me: the chug n squeeze

There were a few moments of silence where there wasn’t even any indication that Kravitz was typing out a response. Taako was starting to wonder what was going on when his phone rang.

“Hullo?” He asked, sitting up straight.

“The Chug N Squeeze?!” Kravitz’s voice came out in an undignified wheeze of laughter.

Taako couldn’t help but chuckle at the sound of his laugh. “Yeah, my dude.”

“I thought you were pulling my leg but I looked it up and it’s real.”

“Duh, I wouldn’t lie to you.” Taako twirled his hair around one finger. “Why’d you call me?”

“I, uh, I’m not a big fan of texting,” Kravitz said. “And I’m not too good at it.”

Yeah, no kidding. “Ah.”

“So would you like to go to the Chug N Squeeze with me this Friday?”

Ugh. Friday was so far away. But dates on weekdays were never fun. And besides, he’d get to see Kravitz in class before then. “Hell yeah, homie.”

There was a pause where Taako could practically feel Kravitz grin. “It’s a date.”

“Sounds good. Oh,” Taako hesitated, taking a millisecond to have an inner debate about what he wanted to say next. “Make sure to save me a seat tomorrow, kay? You always get to class way before me.”

“O-Oh. Yeah- Yes!” Kravitz stuttered. “I will.”

Couldn’t text or talk, it seemed. Taako smiled to himself. “Alright, see ya then.”

“See you.”

Taako hung up just as Lup burst into his room.

“Hey if I took a skeleton an- What the fuck are you wearing?!” She stopped dead in her tracks with an outright offended look on her face.

Taako felt his face grow hot as he grasped for a response. Kravitz’s jacket was very nice, but it was nowhere near Taako’s style.

“Uhhhh stole it from a guy,” He responded, trying his best to sound nonchalant about it.

She crossed her arms, very clearly not believing it. “And what possessed you to steal that jacket?”

Taako smacked his lips and opened his mouth to answer. “Iiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii…” He trailed off, blinking repeatedly as he failed his Deception roll. “Don’t know.”

Her ears perked up as if she’d just realized something. “Did someone give it to you?” She asked, a devious grin on her face.

“No.”

“Liar!” She took a running leap for his bed, landing forcefully enough to make Taako grab the mattress in an attempt to avoid being flung off his own bed. She pulled her legs under herself to sit cross-legged and clasped her hands together, resting her chin on them to give Taako her undivided attention. “Tell me his name!”

Taako wished with every inch of his soul that he could stop his cheeks from burning. “No. fuck you.”

“Taakooooooooo,” Her ears drooped and she pouted. “Pleeeeeeeaaaaasssse!”

“Get out of my room.”

“I’m not leaving till you tell meeeeeeee.”

Taako scowled at his sister, who stared right back with an indignant look. With each passing second, he could feel his willpower being worn down. Fuck.

“Fine! Gods, you win!” He threw his hands in the air and refused to meet Lup’s triumphant gaze. “Asshole. His name’s Kravitz.”

Lup frowned in thought and Taako grimaced as he waited for her to figure out where she’d heard that name before.

Her eyes suddenly widened in realization. “Is that the guy you said you would give-”

“SHUT UP!”

She leaned forward and excitedly drummed on Taako’s knees. “You got a date with that guy?! How? I thought he was, like, way out of your league!”

“Okay, first of all, rude,” Taako’s embarrassment was pushed to the side as he sat up to argue with his sister. “Second of all, I won him over with my charms.”

“So you made out with him while drunk?”

“No!” He said indignantly, crossing his arms.

Lup laughed. “Then what’d you do?”

“I…” Taako trailed off, knowing full well that he did not want to recount the events of that night to his sister. “I mean I did. Sorta. He wouldn’t let me.”

“Ooo, a gentleman?” She sat up straight and put on a posh accent. “This fellow sounds like quite the catch. How does he plan to court you, my dear brother?”

“Gods, you’re so fucking annoying.”

“I love you too!”

#generaltysonofthecyclopsarmy #taz balance #the adventure zone #taakitz #taako #taz kravitz #lup #college au #laurelscribbles #deffo didn't draw on my own flirting over text experiences #did minimal editing on this one lads #managed to get over my perfectionist self for once #also if the formatting of the texting parts gets weird i'm sorry and i blame tunglr

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happily-lost-in-oc-writing · 6 years ago

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Broken Constellations, Chapter 6- Rumor has it? You’re a bitch.

Cassiopeia

Ugh. Life is a shit show.

Between Jessica's constant changing sides, like an angry tidal wave, and Teddy's irritable spamming, my family's utter disregard for my well-being, and the- incident. From last nights party, my mind is a mess.

I rub my face and get dressed. I slide Jessica's hoodie as a shirt, and put a jacket over it. It's soft, and it smells like green apples and sunsets. Whatever sunsets smell like.

I slide on skinny jeans and boots, and I walk out the door, my hair a mess in the air behind me. I keep thinking of Jessica. My bully Jessica. Bittersweet Jessica.

I made a mistake going to that party last night, because the one thing I promised never to let show is bubbling back to the surface like a demon, and it's taking form as Jessica fucking Smith, and her stupid kiss.

I swallow hard. I need to get to school, and get these thoughts out of my head.

I wonder what would happen if I was normal. If I wasn't gay. I wonder what would happen if I liked teddy, I wouldn't be in this shit show with Jessie.

I shake my head- I can't let this take over. I won't let it consume me again. My throat is raw, and I swallow hard. Once or twice, and I get to school. I head to the cafeteria after buying a cherry cola, and I look around the room. Amber- one of Jessie's friends- waves at me. It hits me I've never really talked to them. I don't even know why I talk to Jessie. Was it pity? Was this entire thing pity? Or maybe it's a prank? Maybe she's still toying with me, maybe I'm still the butt of her joke. My pain is her punchline. Oh god, what if it's all just a joke-

Amber getting up snaps me out of my spiral.

"Hey, Cassiopeia.. you okay..? I know we don't talk- and I'm kind of a bitch- but, you kinda zoned out there..?"

I swallow. My body is screaming. I remember why I hate school.

But when teddy walks in the building, I'd take a bully over a traitor.

"Yeah. I think I'm just under the weather."

I follow her back to her table and sit down, I'm at a loss for what to say. What I can say, what I should say. After last night my mind is an ocean, swarming thoughts screaming "gay." And lusting after an asshole. Lusting after her. Jessica smith.

"That sucks. I'm sorry. Hey, Cassiopeia, I'm sorry for- everything. I've got no excuse, I've got no justification. But you seem like an amazing person, and I don't want my lack of judgement to ruin a possible friendship."

"Er- Yeah. Okay. It's fine. It's high school. People are all dicks and wolves, I guess. Eat or be eaten."

"-in more ways than one." Amber smiles, and I feel my cheeks burn in sudden realization as I laugh awkwardly-

"Oh my."

She smiles, and I muster a smile back. We talk aimlessly, probably just to pass the time, and Jessica walks in. Memories of last night threaten to invade my mind. Hopeful fantasies threaten to follow. I focus on my Soda. Amber waves her over, and I muster the courage to awkwardly wave as well. She comes over in a huff, setting her purse down. Her cheeks rush red and she stares ahead for a second, her mind working up a memory she gets lost in for a second. Like she forgot where she was.

"What's up Jessie?" Amber snaps her back into reality, popping the top to a glass Starbucks drink.

"Not much," she huffs, "got yelled at by teddy."

Teddy. Ughhhhhhhhhh.

I love being Dysphoric. I tug at my hoodie sleeves, and start thinking how weird the butterfly affect is. It's ironic, thinking of the butterfly affect, because right now it seems all the fuckin butterflies resurrected in my stomach. I know the warning signs all too well. I feel the way my fingertips graze the memory, with cautious shakes. I feel the memory of Jessica mixing with them- I feel the memory of them.

I feel sick. Suddenly, my throat can't get enough air, I feel people stare, I want to disappear. The memory is replaying, and I can't get it to stop.

. . .

"You seriously thought I was in love with you?"

I can only see her fingers tap on her arm as the words strike my chest. My lungs are burning and I have to cover my mouth with my hands to keep the gasps of air in.

"Jesus Christ, Cass. You're a fucking idiot! You're just- some dyke! You were a joke. Can't you understand that? I needed someone to laugh at. Something to play with. I needed someone to experiment-"

Please please please don't finish I can take this from anyone but I can't take this from you I can't take this from you I can't-

"-on." Her hair frames her face, she tilts it with her bubblegum pink lips turned upwards into a smirk. She's in a black lace-ended skirt and cat printed leggings, and a hoodie. Her raven hair falls down in waves, and her unforgiving brown eyes dig into my soul.

This can't be fucking happening. I- she can't- she wouldn't have.

"Everyone knows what you are, Cass."

My eyes sting as she watches me, analyzing, before walking out. My legs are jello. I can't breathe. The cold scrape of the bathroom tiles cut into my knees, and I grab my sides. I feel like I just ran the mile.

Please don't go. Please don't go. Please don't leave me like this. Please don't go.

Everyone knows. Dear god.

I've been outed at fucking 14. I sink back against the wall, I can't breathe, I'm sobbing hysterically, and my head is pounding. My world just fucking shattered.

It's 10:00 am, and my day is shit...

I don't know how long I've been in here, but it's long enough for the nurse to come.

She walks in and I scramble to my feet, oh god. My parents know. My school knows, and now I'm alone.

"Hey, you okay? Your teacher called me down here."

I nod. My throat croaks and cracks as I speak. "Yep- just fine-"

My voice cuts out at the end, strained. She gives me that look. You know, the "poor thing."

Like she knows what's coming. I barrel out of the bathroom, stumbling. I squeeze my eyes closed and wobble into art, swallowing hard. My teacher glances at me as I sit down. She probably thought I was getting High in the bathroom.

If only.

. . .

I swallow hard and wipe at my face, dampening my sleeves. I swallow hard.

Fuckkkkkk meeeeeeee.

Jessie's eyes are fixated on me. I give her a half-faces, awkward smile. She smiles slightly at me, and I feel something squeeze my hand under the table. I take my hand away. Fiddling with my fingers.

"You okay?" Amber turns her body to me, and I stare down at the table. And I nod.

"Yeah. Thinking."

"You think a lot." She says, leaning her chin against her palm.

"I guess."

"Why? What's there to think about so much?"

Oh, you have no idea.

"School, I guess."

Kissing your bully, you mean?

"Oh. Yeah. School sucks. We should start a riot-"

"Fuck the patriarchy, fuck democracy, anarchy time-!" I cheer, sarcastically. They laugh, and i focus on that.

I absolutely do not focus that I might have a gay crush on my ex-bully and I think current friend.

... could my day get worst?

The answer is yes.

Yes, it could. Like, the word "DYKE" could be drawn on a bathroom stall by my name with the words "GOTH MOTH CASSIE GRACE FORCES GIRLS."

Yes, it could. Like the stares I got in the halls, and the looks from staff.

And the way Jessica walked up to me, and the whispering in everyone's voices,

And the worst part was I almost liked the sound of Jess and I. But then there was the regret. The gut-wrenching, soul shaking regret of ever letting her in my life.

Because there is so much more than this.

There is so much more than her.

And here I am,

Worrying over a silly little girl who will never like girls.

With the split-second thought that I wish you liked girls.

#broken constellations

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vissenya · 6 years ago

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I feel like such an idiot! Learn from my mistakes!! Hopefully this makes sense because right now I'm shaking and upset at myself and can't GATHER MY THOUGHTS!!!!!!!

I have a friend who I recently got back in touch with. He's one of Ryan's childhood friends. We got really close when I first met him, then last year in February he started stalking me almost. He would constantly text me, he'd join my games, for example I'd be on gta just screwing around and he would join without talking to me and literally sit in front of my character. Id pretend I wasn't there and he wouldn't even call me to be like "hey let's do something". He did this every time he could. We were drinking one night on Xbox and I wanted my other friends to join. He literally got so fucking upset he stopped talking and was spamming me with sad faces. I told him to fuck off and blocked him from everything!! Then April of this year, he was at a party Ryan and I were at. Time had passed and I was over it! I didn't care anymore. He was cool about it, he seemed stable and like he grew up and moved on. So, we started talking again and added each other back on social media stuffs.

End of May, when I was going through relationship problems (again), he started really talking to me again which was weird because we don't have each other added where I complain about that stuff. Just assumed it was weird timing, anyways. One night he told me how he has been madly in love with me, and how when I blocked him last year he cried because he thought we were "close on a deeper level"??? Weird but whatever. I didn't really say much about that because I just... I don't fucking care? After that we made plans to go see a movie this weekend, this plan was made at the beginning of June btw when Ryan and I were not speaking. I felt so fucking guilty for doing this because it was basically a date and the friend kept telling me I shouldn't feel bad because it had been 2 weeks since Ryan and I spoke, but I contacted Ryan anyways and we patched things up and things have been fine! Fast forward to like four days ago, the friend brings up the movie again. He wanted to drive two hours to my house to pick me up and then go back to his house for the night so we could hang out. I felt even more guilty because I wanted us to hang out, AS FRIENDS, but it felt really wrong to stay the night. I was freaking out every single day from considering still hanging out, like almost panic attacks. So I asked Ryan and he said no that's fucking weird. I got upset but at the same time, if Ryan wanted to sleep at another girls house by himself I would flip my shit. So I didn't want to be a hypocrite. At the same time, I have almost no friends close by and genuinely wanted to hang out with someone. Ryan said he trusted me but it was weird. I got upset and yelled at him because he just honestly doesn't like me talking to his friends, he's very possessive of them and it's childish so I told him to get over himself.

He thought I meant to get over the whole not hanging out thing and told me to go with the friend and we could all hang out the next day. I told him to just come over and hang out WITH us so I wouldn't spend the night alone and he said he would come. The friend really didn't like that idea because "we're both adults we should be able to hang out without him". Anyways I slept on it, well attempted to, and I've had a panic attack already and cried and told the friend no I'm not going and called Ryan. I literally felt so guilty like i was cheating, just because I wanted to hang out with someone lol. I know it would've made Ryan upset and I didn't want him to feel that way and I was also uncomfortable. And who knows what the friend would've done to be quite fucking honest. I tried to make this be as normal as possible but the friend is so obsessed with me, I know it was leading him on, but I just wanted it to BE NORMAL. UGH.

I'm posting this to get other people's opinions on this btw, so feel free to give ya two cents. I feel ashamed and naive for even thinking this could've been a normal get together. I might've prevented something really bad from happening to me if Ryan wasn't there, because obviously I have this gut feeling that something wasn't right, and my instincts are correct like... 80% of the time, hahah. It's probably best that I distance myself from him (again) because he was really trying to get me alone. He even got upset when I told him I wasn't drinking after he asked what he should get from the liquor store last night. THAT is when I started panicking. YIKEZZZZZZZZZ! Just constant red flags but I was desperate to have a friend and it was really stupid of meeeeeeee

#long post #rant #I AM SO SORRY MOBILE FOLKS!!!#it just sucks like idc that he has feelings for me. but that makes the friendship difficult. he tried really hard to tell me its fine #that its normal for friends to hang out. but i just got such a rapey vibe from it.#it became worse when he admitted it. like you can assume people have feelings for you but its so different. im 24 and hes 26 like!!!#its immature!!!!!!!!! and weird!!!

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tellywoodtrash · 7 years ago

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ishqbaaz ep 400 - 404 lb

now, let’s see what fresh hell my idiot children have raised in the one week i left them unsupervised!

ep 400 (30.10.17)

ok you know what, i reallllllly do not care about this lameass shivika plot. i didn’t care one week ago when i was watching in real time, and now one week later, i literally couldn’t give less of a fuck. ugh. already disgruntled at having to sit through this garbage.

YOU FUCKERS SHOULD BE CONCENTRATING ON RIKARA, PAR NAHI, IDHAR BHI APNE AINVAYIII KE ISSUES. HONESTLY. THINK ABOUT SOMEONE OTHER THAN YOURSELVES FOR 4 MINUTES. AND IF YOU HAVE TO THINK ABOUT YOURSELVES, THINK PROPERLY LIKE NORMAL MARRIED COUPLES, AND GO BANG. GODDDDDDDDDDDDDD.

ugh ok i really don’t care about anika’s nonsense mental issues when there’s literally so many other problems. fwding this bs.

yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaas, rikara!!!!!!!!

i am honestly so emosh rn. 😭😭😭

yaaaaaaas baby girl! call him out on his bs!

ok can’t help but feel a little bad for kunal’s kamar in this scene. is it just me or is he ladkhadaayiing a bit?

UGH GTFO SHIVIKA I DON’T CARE ABOUT YOU TWO RN UNLESS YOU’RE FUCKING.

anika has legittttttttttttt lost her goddamned mind. honestly, what the fuck have they done to my girl????

IS THIS HONESTLY AN ISSUE???? LIKE???? I CAN’T EVEN WITH THESE TWO ASSHOLES RIGHT NOW. JUST GTFO MY SCREEN BEFORE I RAGE QUIT WATCHING THIS EP.

lmao ok kunal ki saaas phul rahi hai, someone give the poor boy a sec to catch his breath.

YAS GAURI ASKKKKKKKKKKKK HIMMMMMMMM

pffffffft, don’t even talk about shivika’s ishqbaazi rn gauri, coz... i just can’t.

“WOH DONO EK DUSRE KO NEECHA NAHI DIKHAATE KABHI.”

ok someone needs to sit gauri down and tell her all of bade bhaiyya ke puraane paap.

and rudra’s just going snip-happy on ajay’s car like a toddler in crafts class. best.

ok ruvya nonsense is what i care about least in this show so fwd fwd fwd.

this trope of shit getting stuck in each other’s jewelry and what not is literally the worst.

OK RUDRA NEEDS TO BE GIVEN ONE TIGHT SLAP. WHY THE FUCK IS BHAVYA EVEN PUTTING UP WITH THIS BS? SHE JUST NEEDS TO TELL SHIVAAY WHAT’S UP AND GTFO THE STUPID “BOND” CLAUSE.

god i’m just so mad at heterosexuality rn. all these ppl just need to leave each other alone already, coz together, they just make each other and everyone else miserable as fuck.

YAS GAURI. TEAR THAT DUPATTA. FREE YOURSELF FROM THE SHACKLES OF THE HEGEMONIC INSTITUTION THAT IS MATRIMONY IN THE DESI SOCIETYYYYYYYYYYYY

why am i being forced to watch this utter TRASH that is this shivika plot? it’s literally worse than the ruvya plot. #bloodyUNSAHIKKABLE (something for my southie peeps there.)

never thought i’d relate SO MUCH with shivaay during an argument, but hey, here we are. matlab facepalm kar kar ke mera toh mooh hi laal ho gaya hai.

ok what even is this editing? ffs, kuch toh transition effect daalo scenes ke beech mein.

oh gauriiiiiiii, my baby girl, don’t cryyyyyyyyy. mera dillll jaltaaa haiiiiii. i can’t bear to see you like this. 😥😥😥😢😢😢

ok i can’t bear his crying either, but he deserves to cry a little, so dil pe patthar rakh ke seh loongi main.

GOD SRSLY ANIKA YOU NEED TO GROW UP.

great. usko bhi pakad ke taana and issue. shivaay just leave her be. let her go eat something and she’ll calm the fuck down in time and come find you. 🙄🙄🙄

i’m just fwding this garbage, because after EVERYTHING they went though, if she still doesn’t trust him, phir mujhe kuch nahi kehna. honestly, so done with this.

ok just in case i didn’t hate men enough in this episode, ajay’s here to MAKE SURE ki koi kasar reh toh nahi gayi. 😒😒😒

okay fuckkkkk offf shitty ajayyyyyyy, with your crappy unibrow.

OMFG HAATH LAGAAYA, SAALE KAMEENE HIMMAT KAISE HUIIIIII KAAAT KE GANDE NAALI MEIN NA PHENK DOON MAIN

ok this grownass man has been TOLD the issue to his face and he’s still like “idk why she’s mad at me?????” why are men like thisssss?????

god why won’t this shitty ass episode enddddddddddddddd??? 400th episode my ass.

waah, bhavya’s gonna solve the mysteries of the feminine mind for bhaiyya.

lol this little golu molu baby sardar. what a cutie.

this show really nails their casting of kids. highly surprising how all of them are non annoying.

YOU KNOW HOW YOU CAN BRING BACK HER KHOYA HUA CONFIDENCE? BY SEXING HER. SO PLEASE. GET TO IT. MATLAB, TUM AADMI HO YA PAJAMA?!!?!

GOD FINALLLLLLLLLLY THIS DAMN EPISODE IS FUCKING OVER. HALLELUJAH.

ep 401 (31.10.17)

aaaaaaaand golu molu is back.

shivaay, don’t you have enough issues in your life???? ek aur issue ke beech mein taang adaa rahe ho???? go talk to your stupid wife.

... is there a reason he got outta costume for this????

and god the ugly blue filter. hate. HAAAAAAAAATE. WHY DO THEY USE IT EVERY TIME THESE TWO HAVE A SCENE IN THIS LOCATION????? IT’S SO FUCKING UGLY.

man do i haaaave to watch this???? he’s just gonna be all i promise ill love you when you’re old and blah blah blah physical looks don’t matter dil matters and blah blah.

“i’m not trying, i AM cute.”

pffffffffft. ek toh overconfidence ki hadh. you’re not even that cute. doosra, bebe!Anika is this close to taking off her chandni and beating all the cute outta you.

my god i cannot be gladder than i am to be utterly single rn, coz jesus above, being in a relationship looks fucking exhausting. yahaan mujhse apne emotions aur issues jhele nahi jaate, and you have to be deal with someone elses’ neuroses too???? no thanks.

i am baby!sardar and he is me. utterly sick of these ppl and screaming “meri jaan baksh do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!”

called shivaay’s nonsense speech almost down to the word. not feeling particularly proud about it tho, coz that just means the writing of this show is just thaaaaat thakela.

OMG ANIKA WHICH OTHER WOMAN WOULD EVEN WANT THIS STUPID GODFORSAKEN DEMON OF A MAN?????????? HAVE YOU EVER THOUGHT OF THAT????????? THAT LITERALLY NO OTHER WOMAN IN ON GOD’S GREEN EARTH CAN TOLERATE HIM?????

ok i swear to god rudra needs to get hit by a bus or something. #freeBhavya

WHY WON’T THIS STUPID SCENE END OMG

fwding. don’t care. gimme gauri. NOW. NOWWWWWWWWWWWWW.

OOOOH. WHY’S BULBUL COMING TO OMKI????? is she realising that she’d rather be married to repentant hottie shaayar rather than ugly unibrow handsy fucker???

ok. clue has been given that richa is the reason. use your goddamn brain now, omki.

god his sexyyyyy agony whisper voice. it’s doing things to meeeeeeee. 😍😍😍

haaaaaye his face. be still my beating heart.

of course. ajay is daksh 2.0, but not even half as entertaining.

i miss daksh, man. after svetlana, he’s the most lolz delivering waala villain this show has ever had.

OK WHAT EVEN IS THIS OUTFIT GAURI IS WEARING LORD ABOVE NA SAR HAI NA PAIR, JAANE KAISE TEEN CHAAR CHICHDE JOD DIYE HAI AUR USKO “OUTFIT” BULA RAHE HO

angsty sexyyyyyyyyyyyyy eyes are being maaaaaade. 😭😭😭

and ugly ajay is noticinggg and grinding his teeth all shivaay-style.

ughhhhh ajay you’re the fucking worst. i really fucking hope the oberois go to town on you and repeatedly kick you in the nuts.

ok shivaay’s outfit has actually made me go blind and i’m now watching this episode with my mann ki aankhein. 😣😣😣

shivaay still can’t understand the concept of consent and free will. honestly, i think this idiot needs to have the point beaten into him.

aisi time par bhi isko shayari sooj rahi hai. emo!maxxxxx only my son is.

“mujhse vaada karo hum aur kuch nahi karenge.”

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOY DO YOU NOT KNOW YOUR OBEROI KIN AT ALL??????? SHAADI KHUD KI HO YA KISI AUR KI, TAMASHA TOH KARNA HI HAI!

omfgggggggg anika, COZ PYAAAR (woh bhi aisa ek number ka ghatiyaaaa “pyaar”) ISN’T EVERYTHING IN LIFE OK????

ok anika just don’t give a fuck anymoreeee.

aaaaaaaaaaaaand the wig is offfff.

why’s gauri shocked? she fully knew anika was here? they slept in the same bed???

ajay is the shivaay of bareilly. all authoritative and shouty and shiz. pity that the real shivaay is here, and about to teach him how it’s really done.

LMAO MAAAAAAAAAA IS LIKE “I DIDN’T KNOW NOTHING! MAIN TOH ALLAH MIYAAN KI GAAAIII HOON!!” 😂😂😂😂

shivaay’s having a haaaaaard time controlling himself. teeth grinding and eye rolling to the max.

lololololololol looks like ajay’s maa itself shall be cockblocking him.

“THA NAHI. HOON.”

daaaaaaaaaayum son!

LMAO SHIVAAY’S FACE LIKE “I TRIED, MAN. I TRIED.”

styyyyyylish and tadi-filled removal of pagdis and wigs.

god kunal, tumhe koi haq nahi banta ki tum itne khoobsurat lago. NOT FAIR! 😫😫😫😫

lol nakuul’s champu hair, compared to the other two’s faaaaaahbulous, totally-unaffected-by-pagdi hair.

obligatory ‘haaye my beautiful boys!’ waala shot. 😍😍😍

gauri be like WHY ARE MY SASURAAL WAALE SUCH FREAKSSSSSSSSSSSSSS OMG

EP 402 (01.11.17)

LMAO like whaaaaaaaat trip is ajay even on? she’s HIS wife, not yours. what “cheeeen lega” and all??? kuch bhi. chal hatt, chutiya kahinka.

can’t wait for obros to hand ajay’s ass to him. coz he’s quite honestly asking for it.

hee hee hee, i shall always get a kick outta shivaay jumping men who have like at least half a foot on him and trying to fight them. my smol fighty baby.

OMFG OMKARA KO CHAANTA. AB TOH NAHI BACHEGA TU BETA. AB TOH TICKET KATAA HI LE WAAPSI KI.

WHY’S RUDRA STOPPING SHIVAAY???? BRO, YOU’RE SUPP TO JUMP AJAY TOO???? MY GOD, NIKKAMMA KA NIKAMMA ONLY THIS IDIOT BOY IS. WHEN YOU GONNA START PULLING YOUR DAMN WEIGHT AROUND HERE, ASSHOLE???????????????

awwww man shivaay’s face is making me cryyyyyyyyyyyyyy. 😭😭😭😭

OMG OMG OMGGGGGGGG BULBUL CALLING OUT TO BADE BHAIYYE #MYBROTPLIVES #shivriHameshaAmarRahe

YAAAAAAAAAAAAAS BITCCCCCCH!!!!!!!!!!!!! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

ab baby bulbul ne aadesh diya hai tohhh...

lol bulbul’s bloodlust will not be satisfied with just the one obro. she wants them ALL to go to town on these bareilly bastards. and that’s allllllllll the encouragement hubs needs.

how awesome is this shot of bulbul and her three protectors tho! 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽

gimme some shots of anika and bhavya kicking ass too plz???

ugh no, they’re relegated to cheerleaders. how lame.

LMAO GAURI’S HAPPINESS AT THE CHAOS, FADING AWAY AT RICHA/MUKESH’S WTF FACES HAHAHAHA

shivaay’s like bro i’ve had enough of this small town bs. can we gtfo here pls?

god i realllllly hate gauri’s outfit. it’s drowninggggg her tiny frame.

“hum waapas nahi jaa sakte.”

lmao everyone’s faces like “behen itna maar dhaar karne se pehle nahi bol sakti thi???? phukat mein energy waste.”

i really love how shivaay is having waaaaaaay more of a devastated reaction than om at gauri not coming back.

protip to shivaay: just legally adopt gauri (like you did sahil), so she’ll be your sister no matter what the fuck goes on in the rikara marriage.

... we’re back in OM?

oh yes we are. unless shivaay authoritatively makes hot chocolate for ppl in others’ kitchens as well.

ok that sleeved vest looks really bad under THAT kurta, shivaay.

shivaay, ever heard of giving someone (anyone!) personal space? no? ok cool.

CAN A MAN ANGSTILY MOPE IN THE DARK ABOUT HIS WIFE MARRYING SOMEONE ELSE IN PEACE? PLEASE???!?!?!!!!!!

heavy vibes of post-ishaana kadhi-chawal scene no?

still one of my eternal fave obro scenes. (“main iss baare mein baat nahi karna chahta!” *talks about it for 2 hours*)

“hota hai.”

haan is ghar mein toh aksar hota hai, ki biwi kisi aur se shaadi karne chali jaati hai, lekin NORMAL LOGON KE SAATH aisa nahi hota.

oh boyyyyyy, shivaay ke khurafaati dimaag mein idea.

meanwhile gauri is doing full intezaam of bhaagna from there.

gosh gauri, since when are you such a terrible liar???

maa is doing everything she can to cover bitiyaa’s ass. love it.

ajayyyyy doesn’t even wanna marry her???? then why’s he so insistenttttt?????

STOP LYING TO HER SHIVAAY. FOR FUCKS SAKE HAVE YOU LEARNTTTTTTTTT NOTHINGGGGGG. GOD.

“shankar ji apni chiraiyya ka dhyaan rakhlenge.”

YUP. IN THE FORM OF BADE BHAIYAAAAAA. WHO’S FLYING OVER AS WE SPEAK TO SAVE HIS BABY BIRD.

omg how daaaaaaare he LIE TO HER FACE LIKE THIS. BITCH, ONE. YOU A HELLA SUCKY LIAR. AND TWO. SHE KNOWS YOUR DUMB ASS BETTER THAN YOU KNOW YOURSELF.

“WE GOT OURSELVES A BULBUL TO KIDNAP.”

god this asshole really going to fucking kidnap gauri. srsly, it’s like he learned nothing from his first wedding.

“yaar hum raat ko ghee lene jaa rahe hai????”

LOLOLOL

fuck, my hearttttttttttt. god i love these stupidass boys so much.

ooooooooooh gauri is overhearinggggg.

YAAAAAAAAAS BULBUL YOU BEAT THE F OUTTA THIS ASSHOLE.

pffffffffft, oh nowwwww she wants to call omkiiiiiii.

of course he won’t pick up. girl, this is why you should depend on no man.

ugh the cgi for the helicopter is so terrible.

lol gauri has emptied her whole wardrobe into making escape waali rassi. she’s seen golmaal (puraana waala, not the chutiya new ones) one too many times i think.

pffffffffffft waise toh bada kidnapping ka plan bana raha tha??? karne ka time aaya toh shivaay is just standing there frozen and other two just pushed him to side and moved on.

LMAO HER INNER MONOLOGUE I LOVE GAURIIIIIIIIIII SO MUCH

LOLOLOLOL HE WAS GONNA BUST INTO A SHER AND RUDRA’S FRUSTRATION

“YEH KAISA AADMI HAI???? BHAABI MUBARAK HO, HUM AAPKO KIDNAP KARNE AAYE HAI.” LMAOOOOOOOOOO

be still my beating heart! 😍😍😍😍

omfg ommmmmmmmmm you idiot her headdddddddddd!

aaaaaaaaaaaaaand great. ajay and minions are here. ugh.

obros exchanging “it’s go time!!!!!!” faces.

wow. that was hella easy.

ep 403 (02.11.17)

wow, gauri still hasn’t regained consciousness? maybe you shoulda taken her to a doctor for a ct scan or something first.

“bhaiyya, aur koi illegal kaam karna hai ya main sone jaaon?” LMAO

anika’s detective dimaag is on during half-sleep also. AMAZING.

but never fearrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! billu’s here to romance it outta her. haaaaaaye.

ugh. fuck these two ridiculously attractive assholes who won’t bang and insist on killing me with sexual tension.

uh ohhhhhhhh, billu made a boo boo! wife is on to him!

omg look how tiny shrenu’s feeeeet are!

ugh my heart. can these two just be happy now... pleaseeeee. they’re the life raft i have to tie myself to now that shivika are... just... idk what.

snort. fucking idiot.

“japan mere zehen main hai kyunki it’s my favt. country. wahan ki jo mount fuji hai na, it’s a really good mountain! mujhe wahan ka khaana bhi bohut pasand hai!”

LMAO WHAT IS THIS A NIBANDH HE WROTE FOR INTERNATIONAL DAY AT SCHOOL?????

omfggggg “sabudaana vada khaaya hai tumne japan ka???” hahahahahahaha

I NEED SPACE?????? BITCH GO MAKE AN OBEROI COLONY ON MARS THEN. BADA AAYA SPACE MAANGNE WAALA.

IDGI???? WHY CAN’T YOU JUST TELL HER GAURI’S IN THE HOUSE???? WHAT DOES IT EVEN MATTER?????

goddddd anika, why must you discuss all your marriage matters with some other person????

lol anika calling bhavya out on knowing rudra wasn’t home last night haha

ouffffff anika, you really need to get a hobby. like, take up watercolours. or knitting. maybe get a pet. horseriding?you need SOMETHING to distract you from the fuckery that is this house and your weirdass marriage.

LMAO RUDRA “usually kidnapping ke baad phiroti ke liye call karte hai. main karoon kya???”

“BIWI HAI MERI, GHADDE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!” 😂😂😂😂

“we have to keep it under wraps”... MAYBE START BY CLOSING YOUR DAMN DOOR?!?!!?!?

lolololol man i’m loving the return of omRu scenes. i reallyyyyy missed these two together.

OMFG OM EK TOH SHE’S UNCONSCIOUS UPAR SE YOU’RE WRAPPING HER AND STASHING HER IN A CUPBOARD????

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand the sisters are here. with their shak waali nazrein.

the face on an honest man who isn’t lying his pants off. amazing.

oh hooooooo anikaaaa, you’re so annoyinggggg when you get like this.

pfffffffft. brothers are here. ab hoga tamasha.

LMAO AND TAMASHAAA IT IS. THE WAY HE FAINTED ONTO THE BED HAHAHAHAH

ouff the amount of nautanki.

LMAO THE WAY HE GOT UP ALL FINE AND THEN REMEMBERED HE WASN’T SUPPOSED TO BE AND FELL AGAIN LOLOLOLOL

lol for first time rudra is doing bagaavat against his eternal master bhaabi

OMFG THE WAY RUDRA JUST PICKED HIM UP AND TOOK HIM I AM DYING HAHAHAHAHA

ohhhhh boy she’s going back into om’s room.

aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaand caught!

OMFG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA “DEKHO KAUN AAYA HAI!!!! GAURI! AA GAYI!” HAHAHAHAHHAHHA I AM FUCKING DYING OMG HAHAHAHAHA

ok, what exactly is anika’s problem here? she also wanted gauri to come back? matlab... i really don’t get her newfangled issues these days.

kabhi nahi socha tha ki yeh din bhi dekhne padenge where i’d be on shivaay’s side during arguments. waah re prabhu, teri leela.

gauri’s having a legit “main kahaaan hoon?” moment.

great anika has taken her lecturebaaazi outside to the devars. she’s really getting on my last nerve these days.

like i get her point and all, but behen, tum apne buddhi waale dhong se kaunsa usko izzat-o-aabroo se lene gayi thi???? matlab kuchhhhh bhi.

lmao anika ki toh tain tain phisssssssssssss ho gayiiii.

and lolololol look at this idiot boy who’s not even hugging her back, he’s just like OMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMGOMG WHAT DO I DO WHAT DO I DO SOMEONE TELL ME?!?!!?!?!

lmao shivaay’s look of triumph. he’s literally likeeeee

ouff ok gauri, heavy on the mythological references this early in the morning.

lmaoooo shivaay knocking om on the back for the patti thing. matlab, when sso thinks you’re being a little extra, know you’ve gone truly overboard.

ugh ok she forgave him already??? itnaaa bhi lightly nahi jhaadna tha matter ko.

anika be like behen, y u no tell plan? ainvayiiii mein moral science lecture diye phir rahi thi.

ok i really thought the anika learns about gauri title was about the chutki secret, but siiiiiiiiigh.

aaaaaand these two are fighting.

“aise hi rehna hai???? sudharna nahi hai???”

lol 1 crore ka sawaal pooch diya tumne anikaaaa

god you two, this relationship is fucking exhausting and i’m just a passive witness to it. I CAN’T EVEN IMAGINE BEING IN IT.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAND THERE GO THE PHONES.

ep 404 (03.11.17)

servants of the house be thinking ‘itne din se kitchen achcha khaasa saaf-sutra tha. lo aa gaye phir gandh machaane.’

godddddddddddddd rudra’s besura singing.

shivaay’s being hella relatable these days.

ok i really don’t like this shakki biwi nonsense of anika’s. like, stop ruining my girl pls.

awwww my chiraiyya and her bhaujai.

um, why is this person dressed literally in pinky’s clothes???

ok i don’t caaaaaaaaare about this nonsenseeeeee. fwding.

what even is happening?? you two have been married for like 3 hours and are still fucking up on a minute by minute basis. bade aaye rudra ko marriage advice dene waale.

I HATE THIS GARBAGE TROPE OF MEN IN DRAG ON INDIAN TV. DAMN YOU KAPIL SHARMA FOR STARTING THIS NONSENSE. A PLAGUE UPON YOUR (ILLEGALLY CONSTRUCTED) HOUSE!

lol shivaay and om inspecting the custard in the bg as if it’s some huuuuge lab experiment or something.

..... god anikaaaa, you’re a fucking idiot.

lmao bhavya’s such an enabler.

ouffff gauri, not you toooooooooooo.

anika idiot, custard toh lekar bhaagti.

he’s not gonna catch her. and this is gonna create a huge big raita. *siiiiiiiiiigh*

calllled it.

bhavya, my sweet, please find yourself a better man. you deserve sooooooooooo much better.

OMFG SHIVAAY PUT THE FUCKING PLATE DOWN. FUCKING IDIOT.

GOD THIS IS THE STUPIDEST PLOT EVER ITS FUCKING 4 AM WHY AM I WATCHING THIS GARBAGE

NOWWWWWWWWW WE TALKINGGGGGG 😏😏😏😏

oooooooooooooooh the chutkiiiiiiii photooooooooooooooo.

SHE’S IN THE SAME HOUSE WITH YOU. SHE’S MISSED YOU TOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MY BABIESSSSSSS!!!! MY TWO GIRLSSSSSSS!!!!!!!

EVERY TIME I THINK OF THEM BEING SISTERS FOR REAL, MY HEART OVERFLOWS WITH FEELS

abbe, seedha seedha custard deke jaa na; yeh senti waala lecture kisko sunna hai.

that custard is fucking LIQUID. matlab, set hone tak toh sabrrr karta bro????

GOD I HATE THIS NONSENSE OF THE GIRL SAYING SOMETHING WHEN SHE MEANS SOMETHING ELSE. I KNOW WE DO THIS SHIT A LOT BUT WE REALLY GOTTA STOP. MEN DON’T UNDERSTAND IT THE WAY OTHER GIRLS DO. THEY JUST DON’T. SO STOP IT.

“400 episode ho gaye lekin anika abhi bhi yehi keh rahi hai ki SHIVAAAAY AAAP KYAAAA KAR RAHE HAI???”

i would laugh at the meta but i am too angry that you haven’t as much as made outttttttt yet. what the everlovingggg fuckkkkkkk. you ppl better bang before ep 500 so help me god. SO HELP ME GOD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ouffffff rudra, ever heard of personal space? you’re the worst. dafaaaa ho!

oh haaaaaaaaaai abhayyyyyy, you hotass demonchild. how you been???? actually, fuck you, where’s my girl tanya and how’s she been????

THIS IS LITERALLY DOODH AND JAM THAT HE’S FEEDING HER. LIKE.... IT’S ANNOYINGGGGG ME YOUGAIZ. IT’S ANNOYING ME SO MUCH.

dayummmm, omki making sex eyes at wife. will i get my tharak fulfilled here first????? will omki shomki and chutki maarofy baazi first?!?!?!

OH SHIT!!!!!!!!!! I JUST MIGHTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!! 😯😯😯

OMG FUCK YOU RUDRA MAY YOU NEVER HAVE ANOTHER ORGASM IN YOUR LIFE EVER AGAIN YOU STUPID COCKBLOCKER 😡😡😡😡

lmaooooo om’s glee when rudra finally left. i love this idiot child so much.

UGH BAATEIN?!?!?!!? WHO THE FUCK CARES ABOUT BAATEIN?????GET BACK TO THE MAKING OUTTTTTTTTTTTT YOU STUPID NERDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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god how i wish bhavya was the oberoi sister instead of prinku.

sanskaaari music. *feels the wholesomeness in me rise by 300%*

ah man, anika and bhavya swapping sad stories of diwalis past. *sigh*

aw, hubs is chupke se listening.

so help me goddddddd shivaay, you better make this diwali awesome af for my girl.

ok bhavya just rengofied all over the rangoli.

ah man, my girls. *hugs them tight*

i am your mom now. here. have all the toffees and pataakhas and diyas. all of them. *showers them with all the glitter and happy*

god why episode starting off with so much senti??? i was not prepared for this. show me rudra ka koi chutiyaapa now to maintain balance.

lo, i asked for it and they delivered. sach mein chutiyaapa hi kar raha hai yeh ladka.

lmaoooooooo jhanvi whupping rudra’s ass was long over due.

tell me khanna kicks his ass too.

ugh, goddamnit khanna. why are you so lame? you’re the most phattu pacifist bodyguard i’ve ever seen.

oooooooooh anika’s cupboard is empty. official moving day back into hub’s room!!!!!!!!!

god. he’s looking especially handsome today.

i blame this devil outfit. it’s the bessssssssssst one he owns.

WHAT A DIWALI BUMPER BONANZA: BILLU SAYING “GALTI MERI HAI; I MESSED UP; I’M SORRY.”

mark the date, my dear friends. we will probably never ever hear these words from him again.

anika’s like ok bitch, that’s nice and all, but i want THOSE OTHER THREE WORDS.

ugh flashback of the hamming. god why??? ek baar dekhna kaafi tha.

what a sharmeela billu. i’m mad at him but I CAN’T BE coz oufffffff.

“theek hai. ab toh mujhe sunna bhi nahi hai. aapko kuch bolna bhi hoga tab bhi nahi sunna.”

aw man, she’s so hurt. my poor girl.

no. chodho. don’t try to charm your way outta this situation! hmph.

lol anika’s suchhhhhh a magpie, so easily attracted by the shiny bait of gift.

he’s fully hand sexing his way back into good books. no fair, billu. you know the girl’s a sucker for your sultry haath waala seduction.

le, gauri is still sneaking around this house undetected?

tbh, i would do the same if i was a part of this family. just live here undetected, and show my face only in the bg of the family meetings shivaay calls every two days and give shocked reactions at awful news of the day.

aw, i’m glad gauri got to hear that dadi misses her.

ohnonononononono what even are these outfits jesus above why. i fully knew i’d have to pay the price for the previous scene ke amazing outfits but oh my god such a heavy price????

diwali is all about the triumph of good over evil; when lord will someone vanquish the evil that is shirali’s fashion creativity??!?!?!

snort. someone’s very confident now that she’s back on her turf.

billu’s trying his best to cute his way into forgiveness.

lol oh noooooooooooo i think she’s COOKED something. better take the antacids already, son.

lmaooooo look at her ~deconstructed laddoos.

gauri is at her bahu-ly duties. man whyyyyyyyyyy, this house doesn’t even deserve you. no one here deserves you.

other than shivaay. #shivRi #BROTPsadaaAmarRahe

…. is she shoving ladoos into him in an attempt to FORCE the words outta him or……?????????

his reaction is exactly like ross eating rachel’s trifle:

shivaay’s great wall duties to protect the family include eating all of anika’s cooking experiments himself so that they don’t have to suffer.

“tumne mujhe is diwali itni khushi di hai… is ladoo ke alaawa bhi…”

snort.

eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee saaaaaahil my babyyyyyyyyyyyyy

my little faaaaaaam. i loooooooove. *squishes them all*

400 EPISODE AANE KO HAI AND WE’RE STILL FIGHTING OVER THIS AARTI NONSENSE FROM EPISODE 1??????????? DON’T WE ALREADY KNOW WHAT’S ABOUT TO HAPPEN?????????

THAT’S RIGHT BITCHESSSSSSSSSSS. OBRO AARTI MOMENT. 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽 NEVER GETS OLD.

anyone else getting super nostalgic for kyunki saas bhi kabhi bahu thi hearing the “ram ram jai raja ram, ram ram jai sita ram”????

haaaye mere shraddha se bhare hue bachche.

i’d like to thank god and kunal’s parents for giving us this beautiful face to stare at. and whoever decided to take the close up shots of him today, them too. god bless, y’all. happy diwali to meeeeeeee.

waise the ram ram jai sita ram would have been more fitting for shivaay and anika doing aarti no? no? ok.

ugh could these fuckers stop being so damn cute and go make out somewhere???

lol anika fully claiming rudra as hers and saying he’s like her. i love!

gauri matlab, kitni der tak apne hi ghar mein bhoot ki tarah aise mandaraaogi????

omkara really has zeeeeeeeeeeeeero of shivaay’s Spousal Awareness, huh?

UM… GAURI????????????

DAAAAANG THAT SOME DEVDAS KA CLIMAX TYPA SHIT.

what the fuckkkk is with all the obros thinking they’re fireproof???? first abhay jumping into a box on fire and now omki with putting out the fire with his baaaaaaare hands. honestly, you fools, granted you’re very blessed in the shakal dept but bhagwan se thodi si akal bhi le lete?

meanwhile idharr….