#;༊ ~ Viewer: The furry fucker

[achy-boo]

*peeks from your covers* The girls thoughts about Yumeko?

*bonks your head with a hammer* Bet

Tsukii: Yumeko? Interesting gal. Though as a half Japanese myself. I kinda feel bad for her. I don’t talk to her much due to the fact well…Jeanne…but I respect her.

Night: Yumeko is unique girl! I already like her personality since she reminds me of Kianisha in a sense. Though I still hate the boys still mock her for not having powers. Would love to make a doll for her!

Dawn: The girl who smacks a lot?…Hmph. She’s very unique. She’s awesome in the sense. I even send the dumb Savanclaw student to the hospital because I saw him mocking her. And I will do it fucking again. Test me bitch.

Jeanne: Awww! She is like me! But with different past! I always wanted to meet Yumeko but sadly Nyx wants to meet her too but I did warned her about Nyx and my main mirror. I don’t want to hurt her :<

Kianisha: Koko? She’s..hmmm..I would say she likes if Tsukii and Jeanne had a love child and that’s her(Jeanne and Tsukii: KIANSIHA!!). She’s pretty. I protect her even if she didn’t know. Before you ask, yes I bite one of the Pomefiore student’s hand off and no I’m not apologizing to him…

[r0-boat]

If poke men had Audio Accounts part 3.

Galar part 1(??)

Smut mentioned below

Gn!reader

CW: no sex but mentions of noncon, yandere, breeding.

Kabu

Body exercise ASMR, (lol jk)One of the poor men that got roped into this.

He had a health and exercise YouTube account and then his viewer starts to simp for his voice.

Tries to ignore it at first until the comments get annoying.

During one of his lives he gets fed up getting closer to the mic and practically growling, " you will behave yourselfs."

That's it that's all you're getting from him... For now ;)

Raihan

At first started out as a funny joke but then the slope was too slippery and now he's deep. If this man is going to do something he's going to go all out .only made one because he heard as a rumor Leon was doing it

Probably has a voice changer because over his dead body he's going to let people find out.

Content mostly starts out vanilla, but slowly he ends up liking it more and more. And his kinks will eventually bleed through.

He is too busy in his real life to post Too often, but when he does, oh boy, you're in for a real treat. He mostly makes audio when he's extremely horny, and his hand isn't enough. Occasionally he will do pillow talk(sfw) and cute little boyfriend experiences.

And very much, dom sometimes switches if he Vibes with the script. It has an absolute hard-on for historically inspired or fantasy Scripts. (he loves it so much that his profile picture and Avatar are a dragon). Call him a furry he'll kill you

Pet name a for listener:

Baby/babe

Beautiful/handsome

Sweet listener(s)

Sweetheart

Milo

Milo gets high

Got high and made it, even posted a ramble fap while high as balls. Poor Baby was blushing the entire time, his finger trembling over the delete button....well... maybe just one post.

Personal headcannon: that Milo has a really high sex appetite; however, just his hand or toys aren't enough anymore. So does it whenever he's really horny

Listen, when hearing that sweet voice of his, most people assume he's vanilla, but that's oh so far from the truth. His account is absolutely down fucking bad, all the dark yandere content, all the non-con everything. Make sure he tags everything and links his Aftercare audio and even makes softer versions that have the special Aftercare after.

He wanted to delete this at first but now he's in too deep and letting loose his more darker desires just feels sooooo good.

Out of all the men, Milo has done audios the longest; he rarely collabs or does scripts because of the sheer embarrassment, so usually, he makes his own. Buuut occasionally, he'll see something like "plant man gives mate aphrodisiac, breeds them till they pass out" he can't fucking help but fill it.

Pet names for listener

Mine/play thing

Mate ( monster men audios)

Darlin'

Honey

Leon

Mostly SFW and vanilla, playing as the cute supportive boyfriend, but occasionally will dabble in Darker Scripts. A voice changer is a must. A lot of people recognize him by just his voice. He also does actual ASMR because ASMR genuinely helps him sleep.

Monster fucker, has a weekly segment called Monster Mondays, where he picks a monster script and does it.

If Leon never became Champion, I still think he would have become the Pokemon equivalent of a YouTuber or somewhere in the Limelight still... as much as Leon loves being champion. He wishes he had a little more freedom to do what he wants without a camera on him at all times. He loves every single one of his listeners, and he wishes he could share his real voice someday. At least he could play with the settings and make his voice sound higher or deeper...

He mostly script reads but wishes he had time to write his own. But he always goes all out on Halloween

When Schedule lightens up when he's no longer champion to start writing his own scripts, even making his own characters to use in his audios. ( maybe he starts dabbling in more kinkier things.)

Pet names for listener:

Cutie/cuties

Sweetie

Babe/baby

Love

Piers

Honestly does not give a fuck if people recognize his voice, he only cares about his little sister finding it and he have to explain. No way in hell he's going to do that.

Maybe it's best if they didn't recognize his voice because he does dabble in more darker kinks. Yandere is probably his favorite. Like Leon and Milo he just wants to let loose sometimes, even if it's not much he still has to keep somewhat of a Public Image if he wants to keep his career.,

He's extremely talented with his voice and honestly doesn't really something that changes his voice but you can never be too safe.

Makes his own Scripts because they're hardly any scripts out there he likes. Actually he only does audios that he likes if you don't like it too bad. He's very specific on what he wants done so he just makes his own stuff.

" no I don't actually enjoy this, this is just a hobby to kill time" Peirs as he's writing a script for a 10-part series about an extremely popular band singer falling in love with listener.

Pet names for listener

Darling

Love/lovely

Doll

Babe/baby

[modgirlyreposts-revamped]

When Baby!Millie is older

Millie's grandpa after looking at Millie's Twitch chat for a split second: Millie, why are your viewers calling me a "monster fucker", and a "furry?"

Millie: *audibly gags*

[delusion-of-negation]

do y'all remember this post from earlier?

(you'll soon see why I can't reblog it to say this)

well, apparently the op of the post decided not to read that last reblog, instead op unironically took the route I pretended to take for comedic effect (assuming that the person was sincerely suggesting that we apply op's logic to furries)

the reblog that I linked just then says it best

the person wasn't saying that furries want to fuck animals, they were using furries to point out why you're wrong, as a comparison - they don't want to fuck animals, many of them do not even have a furry kink, and that's exactly the same as shippers, it's called an example

nobody at all that I saw "admitted to" being "a bunch of sibling/child fuckers" by any stretch of the imagination, the most was somebody joking about how they shipped their adult self with their child self (I don't know if you know this op, but we haven't invented time travel), it is such a gross misrepresentation that I almost want to suggest that this could just be a troll

and for the record, something can be illegal to act upon and still be a kink, and it's also really worrisome how often op presents morality as dictated by the law... there are unjust laws

also I'm kind of sus that they said "playing the victim" in that post, since everyone was either joking around or correcting them, and correct me if I'm wrong but as far as I recall I didn't see anyone talk about victimhood except me when I mentioned my abuse (the very first link), but I don't want to put words in their mouth there

they've also said this relatively recently

this is offensive to me as a survivor - because somebody writing/drawing an entirely fictional piece with these imaginary people making out could never be anywhere near as bad as what happened to me, and even if you believe that them shipping a thing is gross or immoral you should still be able to say wholeheartedly that these two things are not the same level of bad

[what the fuck happened to the formatting? for anyone who didn't see, apparently tumblr felt like the last paragraph was so important that it needed to be repeated over half a dozen times]

and as an aside, fictional depictions of illegal and/or immoral acts are not illegal everywhere and, for the record, nobody is normalising the dynamics by writing fanfiction (especially not given that they're not mainstream, they're very often tagged with warnings and age ratings, it is expected that viewers are able to distinguish between fantasy and reality, and so forth) and nobody is "projecting trauma onto antis", it is often brought up to explain a point or context, or because antis claim a monopoly on trauma and use survivors as a shield in these convos

also what are "real life, and real people fiction"? that's a genuine question... acted media? slash fiction about real people? the phraseology is all over the place throughout these posts

edit: I'd like to be clear, I am not cherrypicking, there are so many posts like this littering their blog - for example, in this one they specifically and repeatedly target proshippers with trauma throughout, they say "supporting these ships when you’re a victim is selfish and ignorant towards other victims", they call every proship person "an abomination" and "nasty pedos", as they conflate shipping with maps towards the end, and multiple times during the post they'll say "supporting fictional incest and pedophilic relationships is insensitive to people who were victims of it" (using victims as a shield, but all over their blog they decry proshippers who are survivors and bring up that they are) and "but what’s really sad is that pro-shippers think that fictional incest and pedophilia is different from real life, when in reality it’s the same thing", the insistence that real abuse and fictional stories are exactly the same is ubiquitous on the blog, and it's a disgusting and simply incorrect view

[furinana]

Megaten Furbait compilation

A list of myth characters that were depicted as animals or animals with anthropomorphic features in the Megami Tensei series that have some level of appeal to furries.

Birds, reptiles and other species included.

Now let’s start!

Garuda

Kaneko designed very, very few humanoid birds (even less featuring actual beaks) so Garuda is a big win to me. I love his playful pose from the first artwork combined with the big thigh exposition.

Anzu

The curly beard and the shining brown skin really give him an extra attractiveness.

Kabuso

I fell in love with this little fellow at first sight. The way he just looks down and has a “tch!” expression like he’s mocking you.

Anubis

I don’t pay much attention to Anubis since he’s depicted in essentially the same way in a lot of other media. His slender and sophisticated figure is still mesmerizing to stare regardless.

Quetzalcoatl

I tend to prefer his human form but Quetz’s dragon form isn’t half-bad. His pissed face like he’s mad at you for eating the last piece of ham from the fridge.

Baphomet

This goat has his horn on fire and has something sticking out of his crotch! He’s up to no good! Now that I think about it, the sword and the shield must symbolize his hermaphroditism.

Behemoth

He looks at you the same way a pregnant mother would do to her lover.

Gagyson

I’m not fond of demons with a lot of random features all over them. I forgive Gagyson because he’s bird-like and is cackling maniacally.

Neko Shogun

Is he a demon or a toy? SO FRIGGIN’ CUTE! I LOVE YOU, DAMNIT!

Hanuman

A dignified old man doing yoga. Check out the little golden monkey in his armor.

Heqet

This froggie looks so happy to see you! She’s like a character that came straight from Animal Crossing.

Dormath

Not very furry-like but at least she’s worth more than Nekomata. She looks comfy to hug. Be careful or she’ll hit you with a Macca Beam though.

Ose

There it is... the most insane furbait of the list. This fucker tricks you into thinking he’s covering himself but as soon as you look at him from behind you find out he’s been walking around with his ass completely bare. It’s like he’s tainting you to look at it. Don’t even get me started at his Hallel form.

Chironnupu

BABY YOU’RE SO CUTE!!! His tongue imitating perfectly the way a dog pants cheerfully when its owner is close!!!

Hecate

A personal favorite. As soon as you summon her, she gets ready to push you onto the bed and peg your ass.

Shesha

Shesha’s battles aren’t something exciting to remember about but I truly do like his enormous snake body. Too bad you couldn’t summon him in this state.

Fomorian

If you are into hunks, Fomorian is just your dude. Remind him not to skip leg day though.

Amon

This guy definitely fucks. Beware of his ridiculously long arms.

Ganesha

I wanna touch his fat nipples and his bellybutton.

Basilisk

Such a jolly little creature! It’s like a Pokémon! 

Jambavan

He seems way less scary once you realize he’s a bear.

Gryphon

I wanna pull his big tail and see him screaming agonishingly. Apparently his meat is quite tasty.

Azumi

Azumi might be JUST YOUR THING if you liked The Shape of Water. I wonder if her mouth is too rough to kiss.

Pazuzu

There’s something that awakens in me when I stare at his happy trail.

Kuda, Inugami and Makami

L     O    N    G

O

N

G

BOIS

Wu Kong

I like his personality in the games a lot. A troublesome kid that speaks brashly.

Girimehkala

I wanna touch his fat nipples and bel-oh wait, I already said this to Ganesha.

Cait Sith

Look at his stupidass huge boots. I love this guy.

Nalagiri

I’m not enthusiastic about elephants in general but Kaneko sure draws them in a way that makes me captivated. I like how this one feels gritty and muscular contrasting the chubby ones.

Suparna

The pre-evolution of Garuda. Very majestic. I love the extension thingies from his crown.

Mushussu

The little snark with his tongue while looking at the viewer. It’s the little details that count.

Mezuki

I hate horses. I truly truly hate horses. I’m fond of this one for some reason however. Maybe it’s the fanged teeth? Or the cute braids?

Tao Tie

You don’t wanna get on this fluffy fella’s bad side.

Kobold

I like how this Kobold has quite some feminine figure. Small hips and big boobs.

Illuyanka

A body of water shaped into a masked dragon. Kaneko really nailed on the execution of this one.

Orias

I truly don’t care about Orias but his old artwork is funny. He’s tied to his horse as if both were a present.

Hachidaiou

A rare one! And it’s a turtle! Does his shell only cover his back?

Seth

Despite his major villain profile in the lore, his personality in the negotiations sums up as “big moe beast that loves lettuce”.

Mithra

"Bro” “What is it, bro” “I tied myself all over you bro” “B-bro...”

Chi You

I know it’s just his spear but the shadow makes it seems he’s wearing high heels.

Tangata Manu

Tangata Manu is so cartoonishly weird to the point it’s adorable. Look how shitty his wings are. Poor guy. 

Senri

Furry milfs stretching? Furry milfs stretching, anyone?

Makara

Makara in Dx2 is friggin adorable. I often forget it’s supposed to be from the Dragon race because of its little Bambi head.

Heavenly Generals

Kaneko the absolute madman designed the twelve chinese zodiac animals as boss enemies. THEY ALL HAVE THE SAME HAIRSTYLE.

Kikimora

I love chickens but she doesn’t resemble one enough to be endearing on this aspect to me. I like the ‘creepy creature in domestic clothes’ image though. She even helps you with housework if she feels you’re hard-working enough!

Vasuki

This one knows he’s a bastard and is fully delighted with it.

Hresvelgr

His cute expression sure makes bird lovers like myself fall to our knees.

Cerberus

Everyone’s favorite doggie! Regardless of how generic Cerberus ends up becoming in later games, his role as Nakajima’s loyal partner or our lovely Pascal the dog makes me quite fond of him.

Kamapua’a

A pig with a cape! A PIG WITH A CAPE!

Fafnir

I keep thinking of that mission in Strange Journey where you had to casually ask Fafnir for a piece of his body. Since he’s all made of metal, I guess letting someone else borrow your leg wouldn’t hurt you.

Samael

I never got to properly use one yet in the games but I'm super fond of his design. The color palette is one of my favorites.

Yatagarasu

no talk with me im angy

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'They live among us' is the meme for your spiciest opinions

What's your hottest take? 

Whether it's putting pineapple on pizza or actually liking Ed Sheeran's sense of style, everyone has a divisive opinion that's bound to tear apart families. And why keep your terrible thoughts to yourself when you can share them on the internet in glorious meme form? 

SEE ALSO: ASCII bunnies are back for all your hot takes

The meme prompts viewers to "find the people" who identify with certain traits, only to present them with a crowd of diverse emoji. 

"Can't find them?" the meme asks. "That's because they live among us, looking like normal people. The only difference is they're going to hell." 

find the people who streamed 'shape of you' by ed sheeran on repeat 👱‍♀️👱🏾‍♀️👱🏼‍♀️👱‍♀️👵🏻👵🏻👱🏽‍♂️👱🏿‍♂️👱‍♂️👩🏼👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏻👩🏽👩🏾👩🏾👩🏻👩🏼👩🏿👱🏽‍♂️👱🏽‍♂️👱🏼‍♀️👱‍♂️👱‍♂️👱‍♂️👱🏽‍♂️👩🏿👱🏼‍♀️👱🏼‍♀️👱🏼‍♀️👩🏽👩🏽👩🏻👩🏻👱🏽‍♂️ Can't find them? That's because they live among us, looking like normal people. The only real difference is they're going to hell.

— IN(DIE) (@INDIEWASHERE) December 4, 2018

The meme was born when Twitter user rudy_mustang's tweet about smoking weed went viral.

"They live among us" is like a more snarky version of the recurring ASCII sign bunnies — but instead of holding signs, the meme directly calls out its viewers. 

find the weed smoker: 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿 👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿 can’t find them? that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re going to hell

— rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) December 2, 2018

Since then, the joke format blew up to personally attack every subculture of the internet. 

Find the furry: 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿 👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿 Can’t find them? That’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. The only real difference is they’re going to hell.

— Satan (@s8n) December 4, 2018

Find the people that dont like ranch on their pizza: 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿 👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿 Can’t find them? That’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. The only real difference is they’re going to hell.

— Tyler Dempsey (@tdemps199) December 3, 2018

Twitter users adapted the format to call out viewers, too. 

find the people who are going to fail their finals.. 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿 👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿 Can’t find them? that’s because their procrastinating asses are on twitter

— Father Jerry🥀 (@JerryWChandler) December 4, 2018

find the people who drink orange juice over apple juice: 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿 can’t find them? that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re going to hell

— hoodie bart (@evilbart24) December 4, 2018

find the person who doesn’t like Lana Del Rey: 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿 can’t find them? that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. the only real difference is they’re tasteless little fuckers

— legendary del rey (@explicitcherry) December 4, 2018

find the person who likes ska: 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿🏁👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾 👨🏿👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿 can’t find them? Oh you can? That’s right, if you like ska you’re literally a checkerboard flag

— Skatune Network Ⓥ (@Skatunenetwork) December 4, 2018

Find the person that’s going to fail their exam tomorrow: 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿👧🏻👧🏼👧🏽👧🏾👧🏿 👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿 Can’t find them? That’s because ITS YOU BITCH. GET OFF YA PHONE AND START STUDYING IF YOU TRYNA PASS THE COURSE YOU FKN AIRHEAD

— McBaŋɠ (@TheMcBang) December 4, 2018

Occasionally, though, the meme takes a more wholesome turn. 

find the people who might be depressed or stressed: 👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿👩🏻👩🏼👩🏽👩🏾👩🏿 👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿👨🏻👨🏼👨🏽👨🏾👨🏿 👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿👦🏻👦🏼👦🏽👦🏾👦🏿 can’t find them? that’s because they live among us, looking like normal people. So check up on people often.

— ℂ𝕒𝕣𝕒𝕞𝕖𝕝 (@ubaidzXO) December 4, 2018

Instead of yelling your spicy opinions into the void, just share them through this meme.

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