#;;i'm great at acquiring rhinos | {georgie crusoe}

[walkingshcdow-a]

@tinfoiltemplar liked for a Halloween Starter from my Piffling Disasters

“Victor, when have I ever made a joke about death?” Rudyard asked, ceasing his hammering and looking at his husband with clear-eyed exasperation. 

“Every time you do a funeral,” Georgie quipped, taking the hammer from him and working to nail the boards in place over the window. 

“Not now, Georgie.” Rudyard glared at her and then looked back at Victor. “Surely I’ve told you before that this happens every Halloween? The dead rise from their graves and walk about the village, terrorizing and consuming all who dare to stand in their path? I’m sure I’ve mentioned it...”