#;;OOC

[nerdynanny]

Personally, I think this is hilarious. But I’ve also been told my humor is “Tumblr coded”. Whatever that means.

DISCO GIRL INTENSIFIES

[woodblxssomcrowned]

Kakuzu doesn't get enough credit

This 91 year old man survived like 28 years in the WS era, attempted to assassinate Hashirama, fought and lost but survived a battle with him, was subsequently imprisoned by his village for his failure for who knows how long, escapes with a forbidden jutsu and then pends like 30 years as a missing nin, stealing hearts and taking names, survives the 1st, 2nd and 3rd Shinobi world wars only to finally end up with the akatsuki and stayed fine as fuck the whole time like Madara with his godly Hashirama life support couldn't even

What a fucking unit of a man

He should have been given a much cooler end

[soulflatter]

Time for Meimei to handle an anxious Flan it seems.

[subjectivemortality]

when another Salmon blog follows me

[faebhaal]

what if...small starter call while I work on other things? even if we already have stuff going on, feel free to give this a like.

[mistralxsoul]

//okay so here's the deal (vent below)

Okay so apologies for slow replies. Like genuinely very very very sorry. I'm trying my best but I'm fighting the world right now and it's very difficult for me to focus on replies right now.

1) I got into a car accident some time ago and I've been fighting for my life trying to get the car repair set up, which has been stressing me out

2) I'll be working from home this week and usually one would think I can work on replies better this way. Absolutely not, idk what it is but I just can't focus on writing when I'm at home.

3) currently fighting off a lot of pain, fatigue, crippling depression and anxiety. I barely have the energy to write this post. I'm not sleeping and I'm not eating like I'm supposed to. I'm just a wreck.

So. Sorry if I can't get replies out fast enough, if at all. I guess technically I'm still semi-active but yeah. Not doing that great guys I'm sorry.

[soulstagger]

deepdxsire Kako is Canadian...new lore unlocked...

I'm a Pacific Northwest Native Canadian! The more you know!

[greenxprof]

|| Just a simple doodle because I don't feel too well today. Green Oak timeline :3

[iwritemilfs]

Will never forget the newsreader p.odcast hosts asking if Helen and Dale are even intimate bc the show doesn't have any explicit sex scenes

WHAT DO YOU MEAN

ARE THEY INTIMATE

DID

YOU

MISS

ALL

OF

THIS

[sandzephyr]

;; hi there! Little update under the cut!

Short verion: I am incredibly eager on coming back as soon as possible! <3

But...despite all of that I'm really hodling up on my mental health work, really happy for that, if I was in a slightly worse state of mind these past weeks would've killed me. But God damn it I cook myself a warm meal every day and shower up to four times a week! Something I can be proud of :p

life things are so ridiculously much rn that I have decided to schedule hobby time...for my sanity! I live in an old house with 6 other 20-32yos and we've been having old-house-problems, and like all of them at once. rats (due to our home being right in between a public pool and a popular river bank), disgusting pipe...problems..., fleas (roommate works at a vet clinic and brought them home to her cats), a roommate moving out in the most chaotic way possible!!! and squirrels nesting right outside my windows... Also, two monogamous friends of mine decided to break up with each other which has been a challenge on all my social capacities... and my part time job went bankrupt very suddenly and I'm basically unemployed. Sooo I rearranged the garden, did plumbing for the first time and it worked (!?!?!?) and pulled fucking (partially molded) flooring out of our living room and renovated that, got a new fridge...etc. and idk life decided it all needed to happen within like 2 weeks lmao I hate being an adult so much y'all

...damn I didn't realize this would turn into a life rant, very sorry for that. :")

I have all of you drafted and I cannot wait! My next scheduled hobby time is coming up! Please don't forget meeee<3<3

[soultaboo]

You know how I be. Big fill, big bulge, no limits. You can't stop me.

[nerdynanny]

god i love psych

[woodblxssomcrowned]

Feeling sorry for any Uchiha who were unlucky enough to not have natural fire nature chakra and couldn't access it as an additional nature

Since you know....mastering the Fireball Jutsu is how you'll actually be considered an adult and true member of the clan and get a say in how its being run

[soulflatter]

Ive been drink

[subjectivemortality]

Hi hello, Ammy here! I got a couple of unexpected bills and I thought it might be fun to do some of these little aesthetic moodboards as commissions!

Want a piece of art that sums up your favorite character's vibe? Part of a fandom that doesn't have quite enough vague esoteric art? Just like stuff with pretty colors and an unsettling aura? Have I got the opportunity of a lifetime (or just like, just this month) for you!

Info:

- $15 flat rate for a simple limited palette ✨️moodboard✨️

- You're welcome to use one of the palettes above, mix and match, send me a totally different one you want me to use, or make it a surprise based on vibes. If you want to look for your own palette, I can't recommend this site enough

- 8-color limit (not including black and white)

- Make specific requests for included elements or give me a run down on your character/story/astral chart/etc. and I can pick the motifs/elements (will communicate along the way to make sure we align on ideas!)

- Happy to do: animals, plants, body parts, gore, nsfw +more (feel free to ask!)

- Not doing: actual portraits (this is abt the vibes and vibes alone)

- I'm limiting myself to 5 slots because I know after that I'll get sick of drawing and need to go learn macrame or something

- I take venmo, paypal, or blood sacrifice

Shoot me a DM if you're interested!

[faebhaal]

I love how there's just a group of us durges/bhaalspawn that are living our best horror comedy experience.