#;;Little Me (Chibi Ryuko)

[pxrifiedmxniac]

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blep~

[mubabee]

MASTERLIST

Honkai Star Rail

Yanquing

—Yanqing being overprotective

—Y/N bumps into Blade p.1

—Y/N bumps into Blade p.2

—Y/N bumps into Blade p.3

Luocha

—Y/N tries to hide her wound

—A bit of a suggestive moment with Luocha

(NSFW) On Luocha’s lap

Dan Heng/Dan Feng

—Dan Feng licking your hand(don’t ask)

—Fluff moment with Dan Heng

Jing Yuan

—Jing Yuan licking your hand(don’t ask)

—Fluff Moment with Jing Yuan

—Jing Yuan with shy!Y/N

Blade

—Baking with child!reader

Natasha

—Genderbent Natasha

—Helping Natasha

Himeko

—Genderbent!Himeko being wary of Kafka

—Himeko hugging Y/N

—Kafka and Himeko protecting you

Kafka

—Genderbent!Himeko being wary of Kafka

—Random Kafka x reader

—Kafka and Himeko protecting you

—Random Kafka thought

—Blade baking with child!reader

Gepard

—Gepard hugging Y/N

Caelus

—Sibling Caelus

Acheron

—Genderbent Acheron

Wuthering Waves

Jiyan

—(NSFW)Jiyan between your legs

Path to Nowhere

Zoya

—Genderbent Zoya

Nightingale

—When you get hurt

Hecate

—When you get hurt

Chelsea

—Genderbent!Chelsea

Dudu

—When you get hurt

Che

—When you get hurt

Levy

—When you get hurt

Demon Slayer

Mitsuri

—Genderbent!Shinobu and Mitsuri

—Rengoku, genderbent!Mitsuri, and Inosuke

—Jealous!possessive!Mitsuri

Shinobu

—Genderbent!Shinobu and Mitsuri

Rengoku

—Rengoku, genderbent!Mitsuri, and Inosuke

Inosuke

—Rengoku, genderbent!Mitsuri, and Inosuke

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—KNY x Reader chapter 1(no context until next chapter)

Jujustu Kaisen

Gojo

—The main trio and Gojo

—Gojo cheering up Y/N

—Bum pillows

Yuji Itadori

—Yuji x reader on Halloween

—Yuji x (Y/N)

Geto

—Geto licking your neck(what else do I write)

Spiderverse

Hobie

—Hobie and Pavitr with child!Y/N

Pavitr

—Hobie and Pavitr with child!Y/N

Yona of the Dawn

—Y/N asks Hak to teach her how to fight

Genshin Impact

Shenhe

—Genderbent!Shenhe

Alhaitham

—Sleeping with Alhaitham

Raiden Shogun

—Genderbent!Raiden Shogun

Cyno

Cyno x reader who laughs at his jokes

Baizhu

(NSFW)Baizhu eating you out

Lego Monkie Kid

MK

—MK and Y/N with short hair

—Red son, MK, and Mei with chibi!Y/N

Macaque

—Macaque being unimpressed

Red Son

—Red son, MK, and Mei with chibi!Y/N

Mei

—Red son, MK, and Mei with chibi!Y/N

Undertale/AUs

Aftertale sans

Geno

Overwatch

Tracer

Genderbent Tracer

Kill La Kill

Ryuko Matoi

—Genderbent Ryuko Matoi

#Me

—#Me characters thinking about Y/N

Danganronpa

Mikan

—Genderbent Mikan

Cookie Run Kingdom

Vanilla Cookie —Vanilla Cookie

Hazbin Hotel

—Hazbin Hotel with child!reader p.1

Welcome Home

Wally Darling

—Wally

My Little Pony

Pinkie Pie —Genderbent!human!Pinkie Pie

Sunset Shimmer

—Genderbent!human!Sunset Shimmer

My OCs (All OCs here are yandere)

Mikio

—Mikio

—More info on Mikio

Kuroko

—Kuroko

—Valentines Day with Kuroko

Arata

—Arata

—Meeting Arata for the first time

Hiroto

—Hiroto

[suginami-division]

ARB Birthday Special: Shuu Edogawa

～ August 1st ～

“There is only one happiness in this life, to love and be loved.”

Login Lines:

“Today is all about me! I feel like it’s been awhile since I got this. Wonder why?”

“Ah! A present! You didn’t have to! But who am I to turn down free stuff? Ehehe no take-backsies!”

Voice Lines:

“God, please give me a nice paycheck pretty please? I want to upgrade my PC setup this year…”

“This year, my papa and sisters got me a bunch of stuff! Some ties from papa, some keychains from Ichigo and Mikasa, plus this giant teddy from Niko! She said she won it at a crane game!”

“Ryu-chan! You got a gift for me, right? Gimme, gimme, gimme!”

“Uwah! A new Gao Gao drawing! On a poster?! I’m gonna hang it up right now! What do you mean, not here? It’s my mascot, I need to hang it up in the office! Hey, you can’t tell me what to do with my gift, give it back!”

“Sensei, Ryu-Ryu is being mean! He stole the poster he made for me! Yeah, that one. Yay! Thank you for getting it back! Ah, right, sorry for being so demanding. I’ll open your gift now!”

“Oh wow, this looks expensive… And so pretty too. I did need a new pen set for my desk. I think someone accidentally left with my favorite pen. Thank you Ma-chan!”

Ryuko Lines:

“Sup chibi-bastard. Yeah, yeah, I got a gift for you. Calm the fuck down.”

“You said you wanted some better art of your weird dinosaur thing, so I made a custom poster of her. Hmph, glad you like it- Wait, what the hell are you doing. Don’t hang it up right there, it’s embarrassing! You are not fucking hanging it up in plain view, this was meant for your eyes only! You lost your present, bastard!”

Maki Lines:

“Happy birthday, Mr. Detective… Hm? Oh, Ryuko stole your poster? That won’t do. There we go, right back into your hands. Now, anymore demands? You’re fine, just calm down a little, please…”

“I was scouting out our competition a little and saw these pens. I thought you might like the glass flower. Sorry to hear your favorite pen was stolen… Yes, I hope you like them. You’re welcome Edogawa-san.”

[vindicta-reliquiae]

There would be a light tugging at Ryuko's side, only for it to be Chibi Ryuko standing below her with a little flower that she picked for her taller self.

"Well, she's definitely taken a liking to ya." Ryuko lightly chuckled as she saw the sight of her alternate self being given something by her smaller, chibi-fied self.

"Thank you, Mini Me. I do like you a bunch too." She took the flower and patted her little head. But then she looked up at her alternate.

"You tho..."

"I thought I'm the more elusive one here. Where have YOU been?"

[cynthiaandsamus]

Here me out. Little Zebes meets both...

Lily the kitten

and Chibi Ryuko

The cute squad is here!

[vagabondfromkanto]

What's this? There seems to be a little chibi version of Ryuko in front of... well Ryuko? And she's holding her little arms out for a hug as well? How sweet of her~! And she even squeaks when you give her hugs and she's only a foot and a half tall~!

"Huh? Oh hey, little one, are you lo-- wait. Are you me? You are me! And you're tiny!" The bigger Ryuko is nothing if not observant, you see. After a split second of awkwardly trying to figure out the best way to do it, she hugs chibi Ryuko (carefully but tightly) by fully lifting her up in the process.

"Here ya go, buddy!"

"Holy shit, she squeaks!!!"

There's a slight possibility that she's not putting her down now.

[enjoymystories]

Story 1: Honnouji Academy

Hello everyone this is my first ever story so please no negative and hate reviews please. What this is is that it's KH3 so Mario is by himself and looking for Peach, and this starts a couple days before Ryuko shows up. Mario has many of his powers and abilities from his franchise. He is also based off of Movie Mario/Chris Pratt. Anyway, let's-a begin reading and I hope you enjoy.

The Mario Hearts 3 logo appears on screen, along with the illustration of Mario, Peach, Sora and Kairi sharing the Paopu fruits as they walk into the ocean.

-Continue

-New game

-Load

-Config

-Special

→-Downloadable content

-Re mind

-Slideshow

-Limit cut

-Secret episode

-Data greeting

→-Episode Honnouji

Episode Honnouji selected

A clear file of Mario Hearts 3 must be selected

→Save file: Scala ad Caelum: Stairway to the sky-level 45

As the save file is selected, the logo starts spinning, and the illustrations of Peach and Kairi is replaced by Ryuko Matoi before the screen turns to white

The way the city ascended to the sky reminded Mario of the town where he, Luigi, Toad, Sora, Donald and Goofy confronted and defeated Xehanort. As he stood on the bridge that lead to the entrance he knew the search for Peach was going to long as he looked at the super star wayfinder good luck charm she made. Peach gave it to him the day before the final battle with Xehanort's true organization XIII.

"She's here, I know it." Mario said to himself as he looked at the screen. "If you don't know who I am, My name is Mario, and I'm on a journey. Me and my friends fought an evil mastermind called Master Xehanort from opening the door to the heart of all worlds. We stopped him, but I lost the most important person to me during the battle, now I'm here in this new world to find her." He explained as he took another look at the city. "And I'm not leaving until I know where she is." He vowed as he walked across the bridge into the town.

World logo: Honnouji

(The slums)

As Mario walked through the slums he quickly noticed the looks from some of the townsfolk, it reminded him of port royal with all those pirates giving him similar looks, but it was probably his outfit that made him stand out, which made him a little uncomfortable.

"Well, at least this isn't the Caribbean, I'd get robbed before I could even blink." Mario commented as a chibi Jack Sparrow appeared on his shoulder and jumped into Mario's pocket to grab his wallet.

"Hahaha!" The mini Jack Sparrow laughed as he poofed off Mario's shoulder.

"You see? Like that." Mario said as he continued walking through the city until he began climbing up stairs as a young boy ran down it and made a circle around the mushroom kingdom hero.

"Oops, sorry sir." The boy said as he disappeared back into the town.

"Guess this place isn't all bad as I thought." Mario said to himself and looked upwards to the top of the city. "Hmmm if I were Peach I'd probably go to that building at the top of the city, if she's here at all." To be honest to himself he wasn't 100 percent sure that the power of waking brought him to the right place, at the very least maybe he could find a clue to where Peach might have disappeared to. As Mario made his trek to the top he walked by a tv store, what was on the tv upfront caught his attention.

"..And what can be made of the strange shadow monster appearing in honnou city?" Said the reporter on the tv.

"Say What?" Mario questioned as he turned around to see the tv.

"According to lady Satsuki, these strange creatures will be dealt with as soon as a second female as a safety measure, lady satsuki has warned all civilians to stay away from-"*blink*

"Wait what the-, nononono what happened!?" Mario exclaimed.

"Power doesn't come cheap ya know." the old man store owner claimed. "10 yen an hour!"

"What? You got a bunch of-*sigh* alright then." Mario said, deciding not to argue as he reached into his overalls pocket he only found it to be empty. "Huh? Wait, what the, when did- " that's when it hit him harder than Xemnas throwing buildings at him. "That kid, that little thief! Hold that thought, sir. I gotta go and shake out someone's pockets."

Holding out aren't cha?JUNIOR! That's when the store owner's large supposed son came out of nowhere crushing a trash can.

"Mamma Mia." Which is all Mario could say at the moment before he got thrown like a "-oof!" He groaned as Mario landed hard on the ground. "Welp it's official, I do not like this place already."

"YOU THERE!" A loud voice yelled from behind Mario as he jumped straight up from the surprise as he looked behind himself to see a man in a white outfit with tan skin and blond hair larger than the one that threw Mario appeared behind him causing the mushroom kingdom hero to shrink a little in fear.

"Is there any reason why YOU ARE NOT ON SCHOOL GROUNDS" Yelled the large man.

"Huh?! What?!" Mario questioned as he realized he was thrown all the way to the building at top and now realized it was a school and looked at the screen. "I guess now's a good time to confess I haven't been to school since me, Luigi, Sora and Riku went to take the mark of mastery test. Oh, and I slept through most of actual school."

"Well? I'm waiting to hear your excuse." The man said as he bent down to his face making Mario realize how huge the guy was.

"Ah, well you see I'm really a student here,this all one big misunderstan-"

"I'VE HEARD THAT ONE BEFORE NICE TRY!"

"Oh, okay. So, if I had to guess you're gonna drag me in there now. But I got places to be,sooooo-LATER!" Said Mario as he tried making a run for it, he ran towards the ledge near the entrance to make one of his "warp pipes" to escape, only for a red spiked whip to suddenly grab him and tie the mushroom kingdom hero up.

"HA! Nice try you little punk." Said the man as he was reeling in Mario like a fish. "No one is skipping school on my watch or my name isn't IRA GAMAGORI!" The man named Gamagori shouted as he started dragging Mario into the school.

"Is that your name?"Asked Mario.

"IT IS!"

(Classroom)

"Ok class, settle down now,meet our newest attempted runaway, Mario." Said the teacher called Aikuro Mikisugi.

"Newest runaway?" Mario questioned.

"Oh yeah. Usually, people on their first day here will try to make a run for it when they see what the academy is like, but always get caught by the discipline committee. It's always either a student or a teacher." Aikuro said as he drew on the chalkboard while the scene froze and Mario turned to the screen.

"You know, I'd rather fight Bowser, Xehanort and Sephiroth all at the same time then stay here any longer. This place is crazy!" Mario commented as the scene resumed.

" Okay, Mario. there's actually an empty seat for you right there next to miss mankanshoku." Aikuro said as he pointed with his pen to the bowl haircut girl pointing excitedly to her right. As soon as Mario sat down the girl greeted him right away.

"Hi there, I'm Mako Mankanshoku!" Said the girl happily.

"Hello Mako, I'm Mario." The mushroom kingdom hero as he returned the greeting and tipped his hat to her.

"You're hat is funny, it's like it came out of a videogame." Mako pointed out, which made Mario feel his hat after Mako's comment, but then remembered the main reason for not yet sneaking out of the school.

"Oh, Mako, I'm actually looking for someone." Mario said as he pulled the gummiphone out of his pocket. "Her name is Peach, she's the girl with the crown in the picture. Have you seen her?" He asked as he showed Mako a photo of him, Luigi, Peach, Toad, Sora, Riku, and Kairi on the islands the day before they left for the keyblade graveyard.

"Nope." Mako said with a smile which made Mario sighed with some disappointment even though he knew it was a long shot, then he remembered the reporters on the tv talking about someone named Satsuki. To him, it sounded like she was in charge of this place and may provide the mushroom kingdom hero a clue.

"Hey, Mako do you know where I can find a-"

"*Snore*" Mako moaned as she suddenly fell asleep without any warning.

"Oh, nevermind." Mario said as he decided to let Mako sleep in peace.

(Outside in the courtyard)

"*yawn* That was more boring than my actual school." Mario said to himself since it took all of his energy not to fall asleep in class like Mako did. Aikuro's own voice other than his lecture made him drowsy until the bell rang and he thanked whatever higher power was watching over him, now in the school's enormous courtyard and was thinking about how he could find Satsuki. "Hmm, I wonder if that Gamagori guy could tell where Satsuki is. But I wonder where he might've gone."

*BOOM*

"That could be a good place to start looking." Mario said as he started to run towards the source of the explosion, hoping that Gamagori may have seen it as well. The source of the explosion was actually none other than Mako, who was covered in smoke and standing in the middle of a garden where the entire club, including the president running it was staring daggers at the girl.

"What kind of walking disaster are you, no-star?!" The club president, Kusanosuke Yaguruma shouted.

"Did I do something wrong?" Mako asked, clueless..

"You just blew up the garden! With regular plant fertilizer!"

"I'm sure what you mean. I'm usually good with plants." Mako said as she patted a lone flower on its head and caused it to shrivel up,turned black and died,much to the horror of the whole gardening club.

"Okay, no star. Time for you to find out what happens when you disgrace the scared flower bed!" Yaguruma said as he poured water out of the dark red canisters that were attached to his hands onto the ground and a giant plant monster came bursting out of the ground.

"Ah! Oh no! It's just like the movies where alien plants disguise themselves as hot models and then eat everyone!" Mako exclaimed as the whole gardening club including the plant monster sweat dropped at her strange comment.

"Okay, enough of your babbling. Sick her boy!" Yaguruma ordered the plant monster and it charged at Mako, only to miss when she suddenly disappeared in a flash of red light, much to Yaguruma and the gardening club's confusion. "The hell?! Where did she go?!" he questioned as a club member tapped on his shoulder and pointed to the other side of the garden where Mario had set Mako on the ground after saving her.

"You alright, Mako?" Mario asked.

"Uh, yeah?" Mako answered with confusion on how she was saved as Yaguruma became annoyed.

"Hey! Mustached no star!" Yaguruma yelled to get Mario's attention. "You're interfering with the punishment of a club member, who's crime is damaging the club's flower bed!"

"So you were gonna feed her to a plant monster? That doesn't seem very fair for a few flowers." Mario stated as he looked over the damage, Mako. "Okay, maybe more than a few.."

"Well, if you wanna defend the girl, then you're gonna have to share the same punishment as her! Get 'em Yagurumara junior!" The club president ordered his monster to attack again as it lunged at Mario. Only to be easily smashed down when Mario powered up with his power Star he summoned to duck under the monster and punch it's steam in half. Causing the entire creature to fall down and wither, much to the shock of the gardening club.

"So, you wanna let this one go, or do I have to do more gardening?" Mario asked as he adjusted his hat. Needless to say, his taunt angered Yaguruma.

"What are you morons waiting around for?! Get him!" Yagurumara yelled at the other club members as they began running at Mario, in an attempt to ram him.

"Really? Let's-a go!" Mario exclaimed as he readied himself and jumped high into the air and preformed a series of stomps on the gardening club members, easily knocking them down with the stomps.

"The hell are you guys doing?! Get up!" Yaguruma ordered the gardening club members, only for the order to fail when one lifted his head up and coughed up smoke in response. "Uck! Fine, I'll do it myself!" He said as he poured water from his watering can and called up two more plant monsters that began attacking Mario with their jaws, only to miss when he dodged out of the way.

"Guess I better stop playing!" Mario said as he made a question block appear above him as he jumped up and smashed it as it came a Fire Flower Power Up and Mario used it and transformed into his Fire Flower Form. He jumped into the air as the plant monsters took more bites at him as Yaguruma was taken by surprise at Mario's transformation.

"The hell?! The no star has a goku uniform?!" Yaguruma said, even though Mario's outfit was actually what he thought it was as he watched Mario burn through both plant monsters with a vicious fireball combo. "He had to have stolen it! I better go tell lady Sat-" He said as he tried to leave the battle until he felt a hand on his shoulder and looked behind himself to see Mario.

"Going somewhere?" Mario asked as he put a fireball in his hand and unleashed a barrage of slightly larger fireballs that burned the gardening club president.

"AAAAAHHHHHH!" Yaguruma yelled out in pain as the fire from the barrage of fireballs made his skeleton clearly visible until he fell to the ground in a smoking heap while Mario returned to his normal form.

"Nice harvest guys. Let's do this next fall." Mario quipped as he dismissed his power star and dusted off his hands as Mako suddenly jumped in his back.

"That was really cool, Mario! Are you some sort of superhero sent to our school for a secret undercover mission?" Mako questioned as she searched underneath Mario's overalls with the small hope of finding a cape.

"That would be a no, Mako." Mario answered when the ground suddenly rumbled from Gamagori when he came stomping into the scene.

"Hmmmmmmmm.." Gamagori grumbled as he stared angry at Mario after he surveyed the scene of the defeated gardening club.

"Oh, hey. Gamagori was it? I was actually looking for you." Mario said as Gamagori silently responded by extending his whip to tie up Mario again.

"You better leave for this one, Mako." Mario said.

"Okay!" Mako said as she suddenly vanished from Mario's back to run away as fast as she could.

(Meanwhile)

"Lady Satsuki. We seem to have a disturbance in the gardening area." A young man with blue hair and glasses said as he tapped at a computer and reported to a young, but mature sitting on a throne drinking tea.

"Report then." The woman said.

"It seems no star student, Mako Makanshoku has blown up, yet, another club area." The young man said.

"And this is news, how?"

"Well, when the gardening club president was about to discipline her, someone stepped in and defeated the whole club." The young man explained to the woman named Satsuki which caught her interest.

"Show me the security video, Inumuta. I'd like to see this for myself." Satsuki said as the young man named Inumuta displayed a video of Mario's fight with the gardening club, and their easy defeat. But it wasn't just Mario's abilities that caught Satsuki's attention, but his power star as well. "Gamagori is already on the scene to apprehend the newcomer, but I can't find any record of him being a student here."

"Could it be?" Satsuki mumbled to herself as she continued to watch the video of Mario using the power star in battle. "Contact Gamagori and tell him to bring the newcomer to my chamber. I'd like to see this new face for myself."

[pxrifiedmxniac]

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blep~

[drakor127]

Am I adding more to the core team? Yes, I am.

Floor Guardians (Overlord) - Joined because Louise is Ainz Ooal Gown's descendant. My crew can't keep control for more than 2 seconds and I love these dorks.

Ark (Kamen Rider Zero One) - Joined to kill some Riders and take names.

Arlong (One Piece) - Joined because these guys love to have fun and because this guy be very smug.

Aria Blaze and Sonata Dusk (My Little Pony) - Joined because of Adagio abandoning them and Sonata needing someone to look after her.

Zen Aku (Power Rangers) - This guy joined mostly to get some respect

Nui Harime (Kill La Kill) - Joined to finally kill Ryuko. Besides she's having fun with these people, even if they're fashion failures.

Lady Bat, Lanhua and Alala (Mermaid Melody) - Joined because mermaid hunting ain't selling like it used to. And besides, I love these three. The reason is because they were obnoxious, annoying, vain, smug and most importantly, useless (Hear me out for a second). Of all the fictional villains of all time, these three are the worst (in a fun way) fictional villains of them all. Lanhua, Lady Bat and Alala's track record in hunting Mermaid Princesses and spreading evil is pathetic but they're trying their best and that's what matters, even if they squander their powers on stroking their overbloated egos about how beautiful they are and how they are infatuated in themselves instead of using them to capture and defeat Mermaid Princesses for Mikeru. So pathetic that in each episode they appear, they achieve no success in hunting Mermaid Princesses.

Reason for liking Lady Bat: Edward Cullen and Bella Swan from The Twilight Saga are more vampiric than her. And she are utterly laughable compared to them. And besides that, she is very much a smug gay trash bat. Plus she gets very spastic when she fails.

Reason for liking Lanhua: She reminds me of Gaston from Beauty and the Beast in a dorky way, just as cute as he is (except she isn't as vain as him). She may be just a hag in beauty's clothing who needs a lesson in being kind to others but she's my smug butterfly hag and has fun while she works. Even her singing as multiple chibi Lanhuas is out there and kinda silly.

Reason for liking Alala: Those two songs of her are pretty ridiculous when she can't succeed in achieving any kind of success in capturing Mermaid Princesses. She's an attention-hungry fairy bitch who is also an affectionate parody of Tinkerbell from Peter Pan. Plus, she flaunts herself on missions and is pretty adorable.

Le Quack (Courage the Cowardly Dog) - Joined to pull off heists of the century.

Stocking Anarchy (Panty and Stocking) - Was dragged out of Mallet Island to join the team.

Selina (Winx Club) - Takes place before Season 6, Joined because she likes their style and wickedness.

Rattlesnake Jake (Rango) - Joined to have some fun and make Xehanort see that pretty soon, no one will believe he exists.

Beth (Scream) - Joined to break the system.

Supervillain Girls (DCSHG 2019) - Joined to have some fun.

Grimcutty (Grimcutty) - Joined to get even with Endeavor (Put him in the MHAverse).

Scarecrow (Batman) - Joined to send worlds into oblivion.

Monika, Sayori, Yuri and Natsuki (Doki Doki Literature Club) - Were dragged out of the game to join the team.

Hammerstrike (Transformers) - Joined by being let out of his stasis pod.

Screech and Thud (Land Before Time) - Were revived to join the team.

Marx (Kirby) - Was revived to join the team.

Evelyn Claythorne (Meta Runner) - Joined to settle the score with Tari.

James Sheridan (Meta Runner) - Joined to get even with Silica City.

Suigintou (Rozen Maiden) - Joined by being awakened.

Crypto (Destroy All Humans) - Joined by Invitation.

Burger Beard (SpongeBob SquarePants) - Joined by invitation.

AZFK (AZFK) - Joined to cause chaos and live life.

[aziantearz]

Pegasus x Max

My little niece got me into Miraculous Ladybug and now I’m obsessed...so here’s Chibi fanart of Pegasus and Max!

Miraculous Ladybug & characters (C) Thomas Astruc

Fanart by Mimihtran (xcry)

Check out the rest of my chibi Miraculous superhero fanart collection:

Ladybug & Marinette | Cat Noir & Adrien | Rena Rouge & Alya | Queen Bee & Chloe | Viperion & Luka | Ryuko & Kagami | Bunnyx & Alix | Carapace & Nino | King Monkey & Kim | Pegasus & Max

[suginami-division]

"Ryuko!"

"Bah! W-What?! What the fuck did I do?" Ryuko was startled awake from his nap on Shuu's office couch, finding himself looking up at his older brother giving him a stern look. Once he settled down again, Ryuko gave a glare back. "Well? Spit it out, Maki."

All Maki does is point at Shuu's desk, where the small detective is basically dissecting his computer screen with how hard he was staring at it. It wasn't uncommon to see Shuu glued to his work, but never involving Ryuko...

So, reluctantly Ryuko stretched his tense limbs on the couch and stood to walk over, taking a look at the laptop only for his mild irritation to erupt into furious surprise.

"A deadpool?!"

"And you got us involved?!"

"Why are you blaming me?!" Ryuko shouts, threatening Maki over Shuu's head. "It's not like you don't piss off your coworkers all the time!"

"I... Ahem." Maki quickly surrenders, finding no room to argue that point.

"And little chibi here, digs up the dirty laundry on all sorts of people. There's tons of people wanting this guy dead. Right, Shuu?" Surprisingly, there's no response, only some furious typing and scrolling from Shuu which prompts Ryuko to call out to him cautiously. "Shuu?"

"Rrrrrgh... That piece of shit!" Shuu suddenly rages slamming on his desk, much to the surprise of the brothers. "Half a billion?! Half?! Who is wasting their money on filthy human trash like him? I need to know who set these prices, I swear-!"

Both brothers back up slowly, unsure of what to say to him. That's when Maki suddenly perks up and moves to whisper to Ryuko. "It must be that Chōten man..."

"Hm? Oh, right. Shuu's been crazy obsessed about getting him locked up or whatever since the divorce scandal..."

"Yes, well..." Maki hums before smiling cooly at Shuu and pulling his brother back. "We don't want to bother you then, Mr. Detective! So, we will be on our way."

"Wha- I wasn't ready to-"

"See you soon, detective!"

The confused Ryuko is dragged out by his giant brother, completely confused as to why Maki was insisting on leaving. Once they were down the stairs and in front of the cafe, Ryuko shook Maki off to glare up at the bespectacled brother. "What the fuck?! Why did you?"

"We want to find out who put those bounties, right?" He states, cooly.

"Y-Yeah?"

"So, we let the ones who have the ability to track down the culprit do their job." Understanding washes over Ryuko's face as Maki continues. "I'm sure our friends from the Edogawa division are going to be looking into this matter as well, so we simply need to wait for results. For now, let's go get some dinner, okay?"

"Oh... Okay." Ryuko stammers. It takes a moment before he starts to follow after Maki, to which he remarks. "We should bring something back for Shuu though."

"That sounds like a good idea, wittle brother."

"Fucking... Don't call me that."

Division Rap Battle Dead Pool

Do not ask me what this is and why I am posting it, this is yet another product of the insanity that goes on in our 18+ discord server

Credit to @toyama-division / @suginami-division for the idea! 😈

It’s no surprise that with the formation of the Division Rap Battles by the Japanese Government (also known as Chuohku), many teams have been formed either through coercion or by their own volition, with those teams come many high profile people or very prolific celebrities both old and young. As such, a betting ring was formed, by who? Well, no one knows, it could be from criminals to politicians to random civilians to even other contestants in the very same tournament, all that matters is that every person in the Division Rap Battles has a bounty on their head, this is a list of how much they’re apparently worth.

As for the reason why? Figure it out yourself.

Ace Douglas: $0.08

Asato Rikiya: $100

Kyō Sakuma: $100

“Sen”: $100

Criss Hiromi: $500

Ishihara Daisuke: $1,000

Asahi Tomoharu: $1,000

Takumi Wakaba: $2,000

Ryuunosuke Sekiguchi: $2,000

Azusa Furukawa: $5,000

Naoki Hamasaki: $5,000

Teijo Masakazu: $8,000

Yoichi Shujo: $10,000

Fleuret Oshiro: $15,000

Kai Quinlan: $20,000

Mireya Quinlan: $30,000

“Ruichi”: $50,000

Eldrid Iwasaki: $50,000

Zakari Hiroya: $100,000

Ming Kawanoe: $100,000

Ryuko Umemoto: $350,000

Wataru Sasaki: $400,000

Oki Teagan: $500,000

Tasuku Kawanoe: $500,000

Kisouna Yuzairu: $500,000

Ayumu Hayami: $500,000

Kokomi Morozov: $500,000

Keiko Yumi: $600,000

Miku Shirazuki: $700,000

Maki Umemoto: $750,000

Joey Kurusu: $900,000

Aranai Norikoru: $1,000,000

Jack Verrill: $1,000,000

Daiki Kamiyama: $1,000,000

Queen Card: $1,000,000

Lyall Shiba: $1,000,000

Shuu Edogawa: $1,000,000

Nikki Yoshie: $1,000,000

Yano Ietsuna: $1,000,000

Shisuta Heisha: $1,000,000

Luis Kōkyū: $2,000,000

Seiji Tsukimoto: $2,000,000

Evelyn Rose: $2,000,000

Aika Yumi: $2,000,000

Shian Meizono: $2,000,000

Kureha Koizumi: $2,000,000

Ren Nakashima: $2,000,000

Miho Kobayashi: $3,000,000

Rashaad Young: $3,000,000

Meari Miracle: $3,000,000

Ted Bridges: $3,000,000

Chinami Chinen: $3,000,000

Diêu Hoàng: $4,000,000

Juu Judice: $4,000,000

“Ageha Shinozaki”: $4,000,000

Kensaku Morimoto: $4,000,000

Eiji Noguchi: $4,000,000

Sakura Kito: $5,000,000

Hisoka Tetsumatsu: $5,000,000

Kanra Akemi: $5,000,000

Mina Nakayama: $5,000,000

Elliot Shimizu: $5,000,000

Sanyu Inouye: $5,000,000

Kira Chinen: $5,000,000

Sayaka Miyuki: $5,000,000

Yuuya Kanata: $5,000,000

Kotan Anchikar: $5,000,000

Karada Kessaku: $6,000,000

Yorii Sakuma: $6,000,000

Saigo Fuyugami: $6,000,000

Yuki Kuraokami: $6,000,000

Kaiji Sano: $6,000,000

Makina Setsukura: $6,000,000

Masa Judice: $7,000,000

Ivelisse Martinez: $7,000,000

Taria Chinen: $7,000,000

Iwao Masuda: $7,000,000

Lola Takahashi: $7,000,000

Ritsuko Okada: $8,000,000

Nadya Kuromiya: $8,000,000

Kanon Hojo: $8,000,000

Kotono Ohara: $8,000,000

“Aruto Shinozaki”: $9,000,000

“Masuzō Shinozaki”: $9,000,000

Touya Kisaragi: $9,000,000

“Cinder”: $9,000,000

Max Soukoku: $9,000,000

Sumire Shinomiya: $10,000,000

Kaoru Shinozaki: $10,000,000

Mai Yousei: $10,000,000

Reiaki Suzubayashi: $13,000,000

Rintaro Himura: $15,000,000

Kyler Aaron: $15,000,000

Anika Kiyozaki: $17,000,000

Eko Seishin: $20,000,000

Reika Aichi: $20,000,000

Alexis Ward: $20,000,000

Yuno Kamora: $30,000,000

Ryūzō Mizutori: $40,000,000

Yuriko Kuromiya: $50,000,000

Akihisa Mashiro: $50,000,000

Tomi Chōten: $500,000,000

Wild Shīnu: $7,100

Jigoku Riderz: 9,100

Blade Maiden: $70,000

Private Party: $150,000

Otaku Corps: $1,600,500

Sazanka Zombeez: $2,100,000

Sakurai Clan: $2,500,000

Valor Guard: $3,500,000

Liberty Guild: $5,000,000.08

ECO BooN: $5,000,100

MIHANASA: $5,600,000

Veiled Vanguard: $7,000,000

Kuma no ie: $8,500,000

Miraitabi: $11,001,000

Oculus: $13,000,000

Polar Knights: $13,060,000

Femme Fatale: $14,000,000

R.I.P. Märchen: $14,700,000

Birds of Prey: $15,000,000

Last Judgement: $15,500,000

ENIGMA: $16,000,000

Justice Shield: $16,300,000

Lovesick: $17,000,000

Pixel Syndicate: $25,000,000

CodeX: $30,000,000

Sounds of Silence: $31,000,000

Silent Tragedy: $33,000,000

Kiya Kara: $48,002,000

OverDrive: $60,000,000

Wicked Requiem: $78,000,000

Death Row Block: $83,000,000

Jet Set Trio: $508,000,000

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[suginami-division]

Ryuko’s Thoughts on Obihiro Division

Hisoka Tetsumasu

“...Why does his face irritate the hell out of me. Not like in the sense he’s punchable, which I mean he kind of is, but his face fucking reminds me of someone. The more I think about it, the more pissed off I’m gonna get about it. For now, I’ll leave him the fuck alone, so long as he doesn’t bother me. If he knows what’s good for him, he’ll keep to himself.”

Daiki Kamiyama

“Tch, what a annoying brat. I think I remember hearing him yelling at that meeting we all had before the D.R.B.. That was before shit just faded away once I saw the bastard farmer. Something about evil and hero shit… I think Shuu mentioned that he’s some super hero wannabe. I called it stupid, but he defended the kid saying his heart is in a good place. Whatever the fuck that means for that fucked up pipsqueak. I can’t really trust that Shuu knows what good from bad is considering the stalkers he seems to have gathered like some trading cards.”

Jack Verrill

“He’s like some gross color swap of that Osaka teacher, isn’t he? Only he looks a lot more punchable, even more than his leader. I can’t really say much else. Well actually, a butler? Seriously? That kid that chibi bastard is attached to comes from some big rich family? Talk about adding more rich pricks into the fight. But hey, what’s one butler gonna fucking do to us? Nag about proper etiquette for an hour? Yeah right!”

Veiled Vanguard

“It’s a weird fucking team, but we aren’t that different. No doubt we can break these bastards down. But hey, maybe we can learn a little about them before we rip and tear through the Toyama worms. It would help lessen my need to beat the information outta their leader… Seriously, why does he look familiar?!”

[vindicta-reliquiae]

"Oh! I forgot to mention this to you. So a while morning, I just woke up and I just so happened to find this greeting me." Ryuko would soon be holding up what looked like a smaller, chibi version of herself that was only around a foot and a half tall. "Don't know where she came from, but I figured she'd stay since she really hasn't done anything bad to either Lily or I."

All the while, the chibi simply looked to her other taller self and would simply wave to her as a greeting. (Ryuko, meet Chibi Ryuko)

Way back then, she had a literal T-Rex. But that was once upon a time ago.

She still has that walking cotton ball with her, bless that little car cat.

Aaaand...now she has a Mini-Me.

Honestly? What was there for her to react with other than a wave?

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Give this a like if you want this lil cutie patootie trick-or-treating in your inbox ♥

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If you hug Chibi Ryuko, you'll hear this sound.

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And Chibi Ryuko is now home with a nice, hefty sized bag full of candy while she's being carried in by Ryuko herself.

"Phew... you managed to get a good amount there, didn't you?" Ryuko cooed while she had her smaller self in her arm.

Chibi Ryuko nodded, but it was very clear that she could barely keep her eyes open. But, she would point to her bag, practically asking if she could have some of her candy.

"You can have a couple pieces of candy. But afterward, you'll brush your teeth and get ready for bed, okay~?" Ryuko cooed while she held her sleepy chibi-self.