#;; the news

[selenevassos]

john wick holding shadow the hedgehog like mary holding baby jesus

[macmanx]

It’s a good day to stop supporting the NYT, and start supporting your favorite independent journalists, or your local NPR and/or PBS stations.

[admjralbenbow]

[slowly-but-surely-stickylove]

So let me get this straight

it’s only January 25th, 2023 and the emos have already experienced:

Paramore coming back from the dead, releasing 3 new songs, and announcing an album

Fall Out Boy releasing two new singles (one coming today), both with music videos, and announcing a new (rock!!!) album

The inevitable heat death of Panic! at the Disco

My Chem doing whatever they are continuing to do from 2022

[rhetthammersmithhorror]

The Devil Bat | 1940

[thedoormann]

yea

[paramooreee]

Exploitative, performative, informative and we don't know the half of it. PARAMORE The News • Nashville: Grand Ole Opry

[iero]

THE NEWS Phoenix, AZ | 2.09.23 | src. 

[akielonlion]

Does anyone remember that far off and distant thing we once called “the capri news”…….

[riotsarmor]

[grandmaera]

If every doctor had a news coverage abt them

IN THE NEWS TODAY :

-Teachers get kidnapped ; old homeless man suspected.

- Excentric self-proclaimed doctor and scottish boyfriend cause mischief with Yetis in London Underground ; Futurist female friend and her photograph girlfriend still at their search.

-Old fancy man defeats bearded leader with karate and military intervention.

-Beloved bohemian scientist falls off of a tower ; Thinks Dr.Sullivan is an imbecile, and develops affection for peculiar robotic pet dog. Journalist Sarah-Jane Smith refuses to cover the news.

-Cricket-like Father of four takes on adventures into space ; unfortunately becomes father of three as the fourth sacrifices himself.

-Arrogant blonde man with horrible fashion choices fights the Matrix with american woman and redhead woman ; gets defeated by "The Rani".

-Goofy but manipulative spoon-player unofficially adopts troubled teenage girl who masters explosives.

-Young man goes back between the 19th and the 20th century to find hot girls and guys to fuck.

-Bald man saves people around time and space and cheats on blonde woman with Sherlock Holmes.

-Adored silly man ruins redhead woman's marriage ; still revered by thousands.

-Knockoff of the adored silly man forgets how to interact with humans and has a complicated romance with woman called River Pond.

-Old emo teenager accused of murder ; says the victim was 'dead already'.

-Silly blonde woman who has midlife crisis at age 20 has pakistani lesbian lover ; denies.

-Adored silly man resurrects from death ; is Jesus ?

I'M YOUR ANCHOR ANNE KERR, THIS IS TODAY'S NEWS AND WTF ?!?

[nutnoce]

Can't say too much about it yet but wanted to share my excitement, I am working on illustrating a kids book! It's not something I wrote but it's about halfway done at the moment and should be out around October 🎃

[sarcasmandships]

and all along we called it normal | the news

[emptylittleheart]

Every second, our collective heart breaks

All together, every single head shakes

Shut your eyes, but it won't go away

(Turn on, turn off, the news)

[closertotheheart]

Cherie Currie has been talking smack about Rush for years, and is in the news now doing it again. I don't believe her story. She can kiss my ass. 💋